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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>83490772
Can someone draw more bog booty peridot
>>83490765
The biggest ruse and disaster the show can pull is taking a dump on Jasper
90% of people expect a redemption
Reminder.
I wish SU was better at plot twists.
Granted, homestuck gave me impossibly high standards for that sort of thing
>>83490772
xth for IRREDEEMABLE
>>83490772
We're back, baby!
Here we go.
Why though
https://youtu.be/aOQ7CJ6OuN0
>>83490823
The hell is poutine? Is that like Canadian spam?
>>83490859
that blue lady is really edgy... but I like it
Is this the mom gem or the blue gem?
>>83490859
It's going to take some time for me to forgive her for this one, but I'll get there. I forgave amethyst for fucking with greg by transforming into rose, I can forgive this.
what episode is it when peridot says amethyst is supposed to be the leader since she's the highest rank among them as a quartz?
>>83490906
are you from europe? i thought it was well-known among americans
it's fries topped with hot cheese curds and gravy, eaten with a fork
Is there a new episode the thursday after next or not?
>>83490906
cheesy fries covered in gravy
>>83490957
Too Far
>>83490932
Both.
>>83490932LION AROUND
Key?______
I want to jump on the Jaspertale fad.
Any suggestions for source images?
>>83490932
That's the murder gem.
You will be murdered unless you post 'Lazuli did nothing wrong' in ten seconds.
>>83490960
>cheese curds and gravy
this sounds revolting but also oddly american
>>83490899
I can't understand a single thing they are saying so I don't care.
also fuck off spic
>>83490899
>Heh. Que feliz.
Something about that delivery's hysterical.
My body is over the ocean, my body is over the sea, I dunno where I'm headed, so bring back my body to me.
Welcome to Night /sug/, where all your secrets come out like whispers in the dark. Don't try to deny your degeneracy. We already know.
I'm your host Larken Labiavescal, ever diligent.
Hey! How about that? Looks like some actual discussion happened! Didn't I say things would pick up later?
Let's do it to it.
>A jojofag proves once again why his kind are the worst as he refuses to believe in Steven. For shame.
>Love poster unexpectedly returns to give some much needed support. Love you too, you thoughtful bean.
>Are fangs a sign of arousal in gems? Local band of misfits, the Fang Gang, rejoice as they have even more of an excuse to practice their oral fetish. Sickening stuff.
>Visual Novel Anon shows his sincere gratitude to his fans, and provides a heartfelt message concerning his project. Make sure to pour one out for his hard work.
>Is lapis destined to be one long Kikis Delivery Service homage? The parallels are striking, although many believe it has to do with Stevens floating powers. This reporter believes that's dumb. How is floating the same as flying?
>Lauren "Lesbian there, done that" Zuke continues to be the Doomguy of shitposting as her twitter so evidently shows.
>Evidence of Rose Quartz keikaku [Editors note: keikaku means plan] continues to mount. Is she evil? Simply pragmatic? Or zealous in her love of "life"? Only time will tell, but its probably not going to be pretty.
>Ruby and Sapphire are confirmed to be in dire need of couples therapy. But not for typical reasons. They simply love each other TOO MUCH. Riveting stuff!
Thanks for listening. And please, don't worry about me. I'll be okay. Thanks for all your support.
Stay tuned
>that sneer when she talks about humans
Is it because humans are puny and weak? Is it because she literally crushed them to death during the wars?
>>83490998
I have depression anyway so I don't care.
>>83491061
Oh she really needs her lips where are they
>>83491055
>>83491055
Hey Larken
How do you cope with the fact that you will never be as cool as this guy?
Reminder that Jasper is fucked.
Xth for can't wait for more Peri
Post gems in classy clothes
>>83491055
will lapis ever take out the buttplug?
/sug/ my hard disk died and I lost all of my Jasper pics. Post Jasper so I can rebuild my collection.
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Good evening, /sug/!
>>83491061
She ticked off that peridot thinks she's smarter than her especially because SHE fought in the war with humans, not a puny peridot
Peridot was seriously out of line the whole time with Jasper. She should've knocked her around a little, Jasper was almost too lenient
>>83491117
M-my... heart...
>>83491143
Important ones first
FYI
Because you've been good to me
Zuke got let go from the crew yesterday. She's not going to go public about it right away. And no, it wasn't about her Twitter shenanigans, or Lapidot. The reasons, I actually don't know.
>>83491154
ffffffffffffuck you
>>83491187
uh huh
>>83491143
look on tumblr
>>83491178
Does anyone have a picture of Pearl in the cat lingerie they can post?
>>83491143
All your Jasper pics are safe on the hard disk. You can extract data from a hard disk in virtually any condition beyond "ground into dust." Those things are permanent. They got 99% of the data off a hard drive on a shuttle that re-entered Earth's atmosphere and burned up.
>>83491187
>YFW she went to the garden shop to buy a shovel so Tang can bury her after she an heros
It was the Barn Mates ratings I knew it
>>83491143
Are there going to be new episodes after Steven Floats airs, or are we going back on hiatus?
>>83491143
I need to update/organize all my pics
>>83491187
Zuke please.
>>83491055
Sail on, brave soulDon't let your light go out on us, like all the Lapisfags who went before. You've got a torch to carry
>>83491232
I see what you did there Anon, well played.
>>83491270
forgot my image
>>83491198
Love you too!
>>83491131
Please bring her back sucrose I'm begging you.;_;
>>83491143
What would a Malachite + Alexandrite + Peridot fusion even look like, assuming it was stable long enough too keep a solid form?
>>83491224
I have this lingerie pearl, hope it works
>>83491164
Peridot didn't say anything about Steven being human, it was Lapis.
>>83491174
>>83491231
>yfw her incoherent tweets were cause her broken mind
>>83491187
hey guy, that's not fucking funny
>>83491302
Oh
Same thing about the war applies then
>So Many Birthdays was the first episode copyrighted 2014
>Message Received was the first episode copyrighted 2015
>Hit the Diamond was the first episode copyrighted 2016
>>83491187
I know when I get fired, the first thing I always like to do is pal around on twitter with the guy who's going to replace me
>>83491378
>the diamond has received so many birthdays
>>83490802
behold!
lady of the sea
happy as can be
can’t help but wondering if she’d be happier with me
>>83491002
It's good and a Canadian thing, kinda hard to find in America actually
>>83491143
>>83491300
Jesus, I can't imagine that
14 arms, 11 eyes covered in shades, two faces, at least two mouths
And that's not even considering what it would be if you add in steven
>>83491378
what does it mean
>>83491378
Remember when people thought Hit the Diamond was going to be about smashing the cluster?
This is the blue gem
>>83491397
She's sizing him up for revenge. Nah
He's replacing Joe anyway
>>83491406
You didn't do it right
>>83491159
How long till we find out?
>>83491300
>>83491413
>>83491406
Lady of the sugar
Nothing rhymes with sugar
Can't help but wonder why nothing rhymes with sugar
>>83491419
I remember when the french hadn't leaked their shit yet and speculation rode rampant
>>83491431
>the Asian is coming back into the equation
>>83491164
>She should've knocked her around a little, Jasper was almost too lenient
Well, Jasper is one of Yellow Diamond's goons, so she's about as reasonable as her boss is, so she didn't really give a shit about Peridot's bitchiness until it got unreasonable. Notice the Rubies were pretty chill and just fucking left when they got the "info" they wanted.
If Jasper were one of Blue's minions, she'd have just beat the shit out of her for doing her job.
>>83491378
>Birthdays Received Diamond
Yellow Diamond confirmed for arriving on someone's birthday
>>83491450
booger
luger
cougar
LION AROUND
>>83491143
Here's another one
>>83491055
I LOVE YOU
>>83491433I know, but I miss Lady of the sea Anon :^(
>>83491301
Rawr. Thanks. Guess no one had drawn that yet.
Requesting Pearl in the neko lingerie for any draw requests people.
>>83491061
>Jasper knows that humans are sentimental fuckers and will fight to protect Gems out of that organic sentimentality
>>83491143
I like the ones where she's awkward or in awkward situations
So what should the temple gem's name be?
imo it should be Cubic Zirconia unless there are non-fusion versions of fusion gems, in which case I say she's a Pink Diamond
>>83491414
>>83491378
>So Many Birthdays premiered in early March
>The Message premiered mid march and probably would've premiered late february-early march had the summer hiatus of '14 not happened
>Hit the diamond premiered at the start of june (end of may for france)
>>83491408
Americans made Disco Fries as a knock off.
>>83491506
next time I get shitfaced I'm gonna write that poem in the crappernext time I'm there I'll notice someone will inevitably write "pee" over "sea"
>>83491464
>Jasper is like her diamond, YD
>she puts up with shit from subordinates until they cross the line
Imagine a Blue Diamond Quartz
>>83491406
c'mon man, how do you even mess that up
>>83491419
No, but I do remember when everyone thought it was going to be one of the last episodes of the second season, and that it was going to be about YD coming to earth to fuck shit up
>>83491486
AND SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT ANON'S LAST POSTING!
I need more inappropriate discoveries, like this, with Steven finding something he shouldn't with the Gems.
>>83491484
Wait, how on Earth do you pronounce those words anon? Booger kind of works but luger and cougar sure don't.
>>83491506They're dead, anon.
They're dead, and you do insult to their memory
>>83491412
I'm bringin' sexy back...
>>83491529
>Cubic Zirconia
I always figured Cubic Zirconia would be the Diamonds' top enforcer, who's actually scheming against them to take their place as top gem. Starscream, basically.
>>83491413
Would depend if it was forced or not. If they cooperated, it would look like a Hindu god, graceful and balanced, wielding multiple weapons at once. Bow, hammer, fists, whip, spears, flail. A helmet, and water wings.
If it was forced, it would look like a beast. Hunched over, all arms and eyes. Multiple jaws drooling, spitting fire.
I need to draw this.
>>83491404
>>83491521
>>83491580
Hey y'know what man I've done that shit in like ten threads and everything is still shit, I'm starting to think you're just pulling my leg
Would you like to see other extraterrestrial beings in SU?
>>83491529
whatever sucrose and her team figures out
chill out
>>83491529
>>83491143
for you
>>83491570
Thank goodness that wasn't the case, the episode we got was terrific.
>Hit the Diamond was the first episode to have Aleth Romanillos as Character Designer
>it was the episode that Dou Hong helped with
>>83491582
Good grief.
>>83491630
>>83490772
yes Peridot. now let go of the front of my pants.
>>83491633
to fulfill peace and love on the planet earth, you must bepurged
Post your theories /sug/
>>83491669
what does all this mean
>>83491653
Not seen but referenced.
Like maybe the gems talk about a time they had an issue with some other race of aliens or something
>>83491633
Things will always get better anon, I promise.
>>83491606
My favorite idea of CZ was that she was a fusion who passed herself off as WD after the first one was killed in the war
>>83491664
Nah, it's got to be something well-known and symbolic. Symbolic is important
>>83491653
zorak is peridot's manager
I want to see what Jasper was like on the handship. I'm guessing not chilling in the captain's chair as peridot said:
>Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired
Maybe she's more a "are we there yet!?" type, exasperating Peridot and probably Lapis too on the way to Earth
>>83491702
this is Dou Hong
http://dou-hong.tumblr.com/
>>83491693
It's all a coma dream of Steven's
>>83491696
not even gonna click it ,next time use a spoiler , but still DELETE THIS
>>83491224
Cookie Cat lingerie?
Steven!
>>83491739
just spiders
not even gross close ups
>tfw lapis will never aggressively flirt with you
>>83491570
I wish they get to where we find out what happened to Blue Diamond.
>Finding Dory Mystery Minis had a tentative release date of June 2016.
>Finding Dory Mystery Minis can now be found in stores.
>SU Mystery Minis have a tentative release date of July 2016.
Who's ready to waste hundreds of dollars just to get their own mini Peridot?
>>83491746
i didn't knew i needed that
>>83491734
And he's in Limbo
>>83491758
Bullock's expression is just perfect
>>83491768
LEG
E
G
Another day, another threadSo many things left unsaidAnd some tears that may have been shedLike a curse, they spreadIs this the land of the dead?
>>83491696
>the cluster.gif
>>83491696
>tfw this happened to me but because I stepped on it with my barefoot at 4 in the morning
>>83491055
Fantastic as always, keep up the good work
>>83491413
I think you already know, from that description.
>>83491450
that's a vive
Be honest with me /sug/ , how long till mods kick us off /co/ ?
>>83491739
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
>>83490998
i embrace death
>>83491784
The gems are the layers of hell
>>83491606
talk about unf
>>83491768
Yeah, we need to find out about the Diamond that made all these quality gems.
>>83491759
>just spiders
>>83491696
It turns out all spiders are fusions and there's no upper limit.
>>83491506
It's okay, they're still alive anon. You can trust me. Love you.
next /sug/ simulator when
>>83491746
Why not both?
>>83491719
We need a flashback to that or something.
Jasper was probably putting herself through training drills for most of it. Assuming the Roaming Eye's singularity drive is standard for Homeworld ships, they probably got there in a few days/weeks. .... Despite HW apparently being in another galaxy.
Goddamn writers not knowing how interstellar distances work.
i saw seven seraphim
dancing across the empty night
a thousand blind eyes, they begin
casting spindles of light
>>83491791
How are you feeling, Greg anon?
>>83491819
This needs to have that JoJo "To be continued" at the end.
>>83491529
Not my idea, but someone recommended Galaxite
>>83491562
Amethyst. You're thinking of an amethyst. The Diamond Authority is (or was) split evenly between the four colors- White, Yellow, Blue, and Pink. Each controlled part of the spectrum, with White being white through black values and possibly browns as well.
That is, until the rebellion, which also included Pink Diamond being removed from the Authority, whether because she joined the rebellion or died from them. Her forces (which included Rubies and Rose Quartzes) were split up among the remaining diamonds, with YD likely taking the majority because of her science/technology bend, as we saw with the HW Rubies.
Rose Quartzes, Jaspers, Amethysts, and likely Smoky Quartzes are all the same type of Gem, just colored differently for their diamond. Same with Pearls.
How long until CN fucks up and leaks a big, important scene
>>83491758
Look, Gordon, for the last time, I'm not gonna rape Yellow Diamond! How would I even do it? I'd need a stepladder!
>>83491805
Thegembeastbeaststemple draws great jaspers.
They also support the best crack ship
>>83491818
last time when we KNEW a hiatus was coming we got 7 days. since summer of steven could be starting any moment (schedule on official cn website still down) they might be more lenient
just keep the discussions going and don't turn into /soc/
>>83491693
The thing that made Rose realize humans had worth was music. The gem race never invented song so when Rose discovered humans had created a form of art her race had never even considered she fell in love with it.
This is why the crystal gems are all able to sing, this is why Rose fell in love with a musician, this is why Jasper was furious at Sapphire's singing and why Peridot had no idea what music was
>>83491948
Makes more sense than any canon explanation we'll ever get.
>>83491941
>Step ladder
bitch is like 25 feet tall, you'd need to lean a full sized ladder against her ass.
>>83491938
Again?
>>83491912
Pretty good, what about you?
>>83491909
Her Light cast no shadows
>>83491899
That 3rd line is pure Zapp, my sides have reached orbit.
>>83491486
at least post the whole thing.
(couldn't do a webm version, it had sound.)
>>83491768
>>83491790
Legs.
>>83491831
I like to think that once the Ruby Squad finds Jasper, they have orders to submit to her command. I just want to see Jasper getting into silly hijinks with her adorably ditzy subordinates.
>>83491978
Fine, glad to know you're well.
>>83490772
Can somebody post that pic of sapphire and Ruby laughing at the viewer please?
>>83490880
>>83490870
>>83490823
>>83491427
All these faggot reminders/daily posts. Please stop
>>83491963
I can see that
>>83492018
i have two. wildly guessing it's this one
>>83491938
>not taking a break from /sug/ whenever there's going to be a new episode
This is the only place where I see the leaks
>>83491959
I think I'll place my money on the 20th, 23rd, 27th, or 30th, depending on how they decide to air the episodes. They normally give a two-weeks notice, and they might be waiting until summer officially starts on the 20th.
If we get news soon, we might be mercy allowed if the break's short enough.
>>83491963
I actually really like that theory
>>83492018
>>83492037
if not then it's this one
>>83491835
Indeed, but it's the wait that's the irritation.
>>83491998
this is the full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7r03KNiVPs
>>83491933
>Galaxite
If any character is gonna be called Galaxite, it'll be Space Mom.
>>83492023
You first.
>>83491653
It's better if they were only referenced but it'd be cool to see aliens trying to fight off gem colonization or a race that lost their home and want revenge by destroying everything in their way to get rid of the universe's cancer.
>>83492075
It could have been great
>>83492010
>>83492064
i stand corrected. i didn't know there was a fuller version of that. thanks.
>>83491982
For seven years I spoke with God.
He told me to take us all to Heaven.
>>83490923
>edgy
stop
>>83492063
>>83492179
Wow... just... just wow. I'm not sure if I should face palm or clap.
>>83491767
>>83492179
>>83492000
Does that mean Jasper's a princess? She's asleep underground and she has five dwarfs looking to save her.
>Lapis survived being dropped out of orbit and caught in a space ship explosion
>poofed with one punch
How strong is Bismuth
>>83492166
>>83491982
>>83491909
What is this? It's creepy and edgy but really well written
>>83491899
Yeah she was probably high strung the whole time, hoping and anticipating and fearing they'd run into Rose quartz
Ways we can get Jasper characterization before siding with CG/reaching a truce:
>flashbacks via peridot or lapis
>dream telepathy
>hit and run antagonization/encounters
That's about it
>>83492158
>>83492037
Thanks senpai
>>83492150
Eventually, the Cluster will be safely taken out of the Earth, and take form in space(at a Lagrange point or something, hopefully, because gravity). After that, she'll be a powerful on and off ally, her every decision determined by majority vote. So she'll be like Alien X from Ben 10, only not totally useless.
>>83492166
To each a purpose, and to all a fitting end.
And all things, even that which is swift and bright and precious.
Travel the road unraveled.
>>83492279
How will she be taken out of the Earth tho?
>>83492217
>>83492234
She's edgier than your average quartz.
Hey /sug/, what if i told youyour waifu was SHIT
>>83492000
>>83492279
>>83492075
I just realized her gem design is based on the diagram on the computer instead of her actual canon gemstone
>>83492220
>Does that mean Jasper's a princess?
Well... Actually, I'd been wondering that myself. Maybe YD wants Jasper found because she's her daughter, or the gem equivalent thereof.
>>83492257
Probably all three. Though hit and run antagonism is most likely.
>>83492347
At least my waifu isn't Pearl.
>>83492349
what's happening in this pic?
>>83492297
One piece at a time.
You could try teleporting her bubble, though?
>>83492000
I don't see the Ruby squad looking for Jasper for the sole reason to rescue her from Earth. I think they're looking for her to capture her, bring her to YD so she can destroy her
>>83492381
Her fat ass got stuck in the eye ship and the rubies are trying their best to pull it off of her.
>>83492381
Her legs stuck.
Or her butt
Unclear
>>83491933
Rose Quartzes seem WAY more OP than a Jasper
I mean, healing tears? You can't compete with that, Jasper had trouble with a crappy fusion
>>83492381
Rubies are pulling the space ship sphere they arrived in off of Jaspers chiseled ass.
>>83492403
I don't see why they'd care about punishing Jasper but not Peridot.
>>83492297
Probably they'll figure a means of rigging the warp pads to port her out. Perhaps by straight up attaching several to the body and connecting them.
>>83492425
We've never seen a Jasper fight a Rose Quartz, though.
Jaspers could be way better offensive fighters.
>>83492445
Peridot is a newbie, a puny gem, and has obviously lost her wits
She will die with the cluster.
>>83491909
>>83492445
Maybe YD thinks Peridot was destroyed when the communicator blew up and she sent the Rubies to take Jasper prisoner, who is basically the reason Peridot is a CG now
>>83492425
How would you raise the baby Crystal Gems?
>>83492501
not even a fan of the ship, just like seeing someone get lucky with pearl
>>83492362
>Jasper her daughter.
Jesus the summer retards are here already.
No. YD sent the rubies to get Jasper because she's a valuable asset and the planet is soon to be destroyed by the Cluster. If they're not in time, whatever, it was only a handful of rubies. Peridot is explicitly not being taken along, being left behind to die when the Cluster emerges.
However we know the cluster won't emerge, so eventually YD will investigate it. The rubies were not told about the cluster or that their mission could have very well been a suicide mission. Go to Earth and look for Jasper. Here's what she was doing last.
>>83490772
>https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
Anyone have this but not Mega?
>>83492568
>>83492484
Why not let Jasper die with the Cluster as well?
>>83492504
Maybe, but the Rubies seemed aware that Peridot was alive.
>>83492537
Put in blender
Diamond final boss confirmed
>>83491357
I like older women too.
>>83492537
With love and healthy homemade breakfast
>>83492537
Given that Gems can't die. I'd probably just take Baby Sapphire to work, lock the door, and tell her to be good.
>>83492570
>Valuable asset
>A Sergeant or maybe a Second Lieutenant
Utterly replaceable unless Homeworld has gone to complete shit.
>>83492297
Steven will fuse with Lion and together they'll be strong enough to portal her gem into space.
>>83492283
"If you see God along the road-"
"-kill him."
>>83492587
Jasper didn't express a desire to sabotage the cluster. As far as YD knows, she's still loyal.
>>83492517
I really do think that Peridot mentioning Peridots are made of peridotite should have been the final nail in the coffin for that theory. If gems are made out of their real-world components, then Diamonds are carbon-based while Quartz gems are made out of Silicon and Oxygen. Unless Pink Diamond changed her actual atomic makeup and molecular structure, there's no way that she's Rose.
>>83492501
>>83492568
>>83492425
Identical gemstones doesn't mean identical powers. Ruby and Sapphire are both just corundums but they are vastly different in terms of powers
>>83492590
So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion.
>>83492362
Have you heard of the quartz mother theory or whatever
Peridot weapon?
>>83492628
Steven isn't going to fuse with Lion. Stevonnie is going to ride Lion into battle.
Why the fuck did steven name lion "lion?" Where's his imagination?
