Channel-tans
Discuss.
Is Adult Swim-tan a pot smoking teenager with out of those sidecut hairstyles?
>>83482378
No Adult Swim tan is a disillusioned person in their mid twenties who's turned to acting ironic to hide their suicidal desires.
>>83482378
That's perfect.
Someone draw Adult Swim-tan as CN-tan's edgy older sister!
I feel like Nickelodeon-tan would be more athletic, with shows like Global Guts, Legends of the Hidden Temple, etc.
>>83482429
so kinda like 4chan
>>83482459
Yeah exactly, so draw 4chan but as a girl or a tranny.
>>83482309
CN-tan is trying to be hip and cool with the kids (again)
>Disney tan might look sweet on the outside, but she's 100% business.
>Nick-tan is clumsy a fuck and can't tell a good cartoon from a bad cartoon unless is has something to do with money.
>>83482503
And yet, ironically CN is still the one that makes the best decisions out of all of them.
I bet I can beat up all three in a bare knuckle beatdown.
>Nick-tan isn't fat and drepressed
>>83482378
>Adult Swim-tan being a sister
>Not the older brother who asks CN to tell mom that if she asks he went out and turned in some applications. He had a rough night last night and needs her to cover for him.
>>83482503
More like
>CN-tan is self conscious trend chaser who desperately wants to be cool. She's had a taste of success and would do anything to keep feeling it. Constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown
>Disney-tan is a mostly unaware, spoiled sweet rich girl. She loves her shows but if her daddy Disney tells her its time to axe one she'll do it without remorse. Has 0 cares because she has all the money
>Nick-tan has no idea what she's doing. She's in love with the teen idol life but has no idea how goofy and immature she looks to the outside world. Still clings to old toys she had when she was little even if they're old and busted
>>83482309
>Nickelodeon
The oldest of the channel-tans since she's been around longer then the others, even though she's a shy nerd she's actually very active and athletic (because of shows like Nickelodeon Guts, Hidden Temple and World Wide Day of Play).
>Cartoon Network
The biggest cartoon lover out of the three, she is obsess with cartoons but had a phase where she tried to push live action to be like other channels but went back to her roots soon enough. She's the "ghetto", cool girl type using lots of slang but has her moments of self awareness. She tries her best but tends to fuck up but definitely not as bad of Nickelodeon-tan.
>Disney Channel
Cute, fluffy and innocent on the inside, an evil, corporate mastermind on the inside, think of her as a combination of Louise from Bob's Burgers and Mabel from Gravity Falls. She simply does things to makes her more money
[as]-tan best girl
>>83482431
Is Boomerang CN-tan's younger sister who strives to constantly impress her and is always getting hand-me-downs?
Recently though, CN has been getting a little jealous since she's started producing original content, and has been stealing her stuff. Not that she really cares.
Alternatively, CN has recently been mentoring her, and is jealous that she's somehow more popular. Previously Boomerang was just a shy girl who collected the things CN threw away or something.
Wheres muh 90's YTV -chan that may or may not be purple, and have some tentacles and robot parts?
>>83482928
I agree with most of this but I think Nickelodeon should have some sort of aspect of her personality that indicates that her best days are behind her.
Hub-tan is just a dusty pile of bones
>>83482931
I can probably beat her up with the correct prep time. Although she does have a look that says "Don't fuck with me back at the Denny's alley."
>>83482984
Sounds good to me.
>>83482931
Was this just made?
>>83482309
I knew when this was done that some fuck would start spamming it.
>>83483016
Nickelodeon-tan is the clumsy fuck-up type, even in her glory days she's been fucking up somehow and is trying her best to improve herself.
Fuck you OP. Brown CN-tan is superior!
>>83482448
These are clearly the modern version.
>>83482309
I need lewds of CN-tan.
>>83483146
We need to go deeper
>Nick Jr-tan is an adorably precocious loli who hangs out with her best friend PBS-tan
>Foxbox-tan is a hyperactive "anime expert" who only watches 4kids dubs with her buddy WB-tan
>Hub-tan is a turbo geek who nobody hangs out with, probably has dental headgear
>Toon Disney-tan is the bastard child of the Disney clan who clings to the 90s with all her might
>>83483146
thats a lot cuter
>>83483146
cause she's more diverse, right?
>>83483146
>not brown CN-tan AND brown Nickelodeon-tan
I can already smell Pan Pizza in this thread.
>>83483146
Brown looks objectively better with her color scheme
Does Nick-chan vomit slime?
>>83483242
>no KidsWB chan
>No TBS Kids Saturday Morning Chan.
>No Disney XD chan.
>>83483274
She seeps it out of every pore when she's nervous and will vomit it if she gets too panicky
>>83483272
Exactly, which is why she wouldn't be brown.
>>83483041
>Hub-tan is dead and buried
>She's buried next to Discovery Kid's corpse.
>Shortly afterwards Discovery Family-tan crawls out of the hole.
>Quiet, weird, and paraplegic girl who is scared of everything and sticks to Hub-tan's old shows and whatever shit she finds at the dump.
>No one even knows she exists because she never makes herself known outside of what Hub left for her.
>>83483146
I need a pic of CN-tan wagging her butt and saying "fuck me like Nickelodeon fucked Invader Zim!"not because I want to fuck her but because I think it would be hilarious
>>83482378
I hope that it's just CN-tan and she goes through a spooky werewolf thing at night to become an edgy sexy Daria.
>>83483300
Disney only has brothers. Disney Jr is strangely perverted for his age. XD thinks he's the shit, no one bothers to correct him.
>>83483355
"Fuck me like I fucked sym-Bionic Titan"
>>83482309
fixed
>>83483451
Nah, he's just Nick-tan's love object. She has a shrine to him in her room and a blow-up doll of him.Lately though, she's beginning to have the strangest dreams about Lincoln Loud and his sisters.
What about ABC Family? They used to have a Saturday Morning Block.
>>83483509
She uses Sponge Bob as a tampon? While stimulating her Patrick Star?
>>83482378
FOX-tan is a girl who claims to be the most mature of all the networks but constantly spouts pop culture references and toilet jokes.
Netflix-tan is the only normal one.
>>83483774
Hulu-tan > Netflix-tanThey're both better than Blockbuster-tan.
>>83483774
>Netflix-tan is the only normal one
>Bojack, young doctor's notebook, OITNB,
Pretending you're going to tell someone a joke and then kicking their heart in the balls isn't normal.
why does cartoon network look like a yuyushiki?
>>83484100
What the fuck is that
>>83484628
Japan.
Don't think about it.
What turned Hub-Tan into Discovery family?
>>83482931
>she's wearing a FOX hat
my sides
>>83483977
Hulu-tan is the Toki to Netflix-tan's Skwisgaar. Always following her around and copying her while denying she's copying her.
>>83484853
She fused with Discovery Kids post-death. >>83483331
Magic did it.
>>83484972Friendship isMagic did it.
fixed.
>>83484853
Hub-Tan died and Discovery Family-Tan inherited all her old shows and whatever else she could
I'll just post the XD-tan I made
>>83485340
And Boomerang-tan
>>83485340
>>83485355
Coolio
>>83484902
I like this analogy
>>83482309
I feel like Nick-tan could use freckles
>>83485543
This
now make em fug
>>83485543
This any good?
>>83486170
Yep. now make CN brown
>>83486014Disney-tan has plump labia and likes to be licked out
CN-tan likes getting railed in her skinny butt
Nick-tan likes peeing on you while rubbing herself
I know there's already one design, but I wanted to try the laid-back older AdultSwim.
>>83486338
why does she have wrestling boots?
>>83482931
would FOX-tan be her friend or dealer for old shows FOX doesn't want anymore
>>83486203
added this edit >>83483146
>>83483355
>>83486203
I had intended for her to have tan skin but I guess something was off with my moniter
>>83486382
Hmm, Disney-tan still should be improved...
Make her an alien. With three eyes, blue skin, and six fingers.
And her eyes have mouse heads in them.
She could also use some dark blue lipstick.
This is a good thread
Good things can come from this thread
I like this thread
>>83486382
brown is bad tan is good, she was pale and white and then later on she starts tanning makes sense as a joke about her programming
>>83482309
Now make 90s/00s CN and Nickelodeon.
These are too 2010s.
>>83486559
You can say porn, it's fine. We're all waiting.
>>83486399
YES NOW SHE'S PERFECT!
Thanks buddy.
>>83486399
Excuse me my lord, could you do this one for me?
>>83486497
Thanks my lord. Long Live Networks-tan!
>>83486399
Fucking perfect.
Hub-tan died you guys. Discovery Family-tan ate her heart
>>83486814
I don't want porn I just want them wearing sexy bikinis getting ready for summer
>>83485340
>>83485355
just needs Nicktoons Channel-Tan.
What about Nick.Jr-Tan?
You know what we need?
We need a short comic of Adult Swim-tan asking CN-tan's reasoning behind making a PPG reboot when Jonn Dilworth and Mr. Warburton are willing to make reboots/continuings of there shows and her replying saying she's a slut for memes.
>>83487163
Niktoons is her brother. Everybody hates him. Nick-tan keeps him locked in a torture chamber in the basement and throws him scraps to eat. Abusing him gets out her frustrations.
>>83487194
Little girl who's friends with PBS-tan and is stalked by perverted kid Disney Jr-kun.
>>83486986
Fucking perfect.
>>83487202
WE NEED THIS
What's the Christian cartoon channel?
>>83483242
Is Foxbox what happened when FoxKids went through a weeaboo phase, or are they seperate characters?
>>83482378
AS-tan should be an young adult who is a former shell of her eccentric, artistic and edgy youth who was once known to push boundaries and try out strange and new oddities for the sake of creativity and instead now is greatly jindered by her bosses.
Modern AS-tan now only finds enjoyment in her late night horror informecials as she feels it's the only genuinely creative thing she has control in her life.
>>83487064
Discovery Family-tan is the result of Hub-tan and Discovery Kids-tan's corpses being buried, then fusing together to create her. She's awkward and creepy. Probably because Hub-tan killed her half-sister Discovery Kids-tan to replace her, then died mysteriously, leaving her shit to Discovery Family-tan.
Is KidsWB-Tan the extreme and edgy one?
>>83487294
a sexy nun that's into /ss/ and BDSM
>>83482731
>Nick
>Depressing
>Associated with fatness
>>83482309
I want to slime Nick-tan
>>83487352
Kids WB-Tan is a grave.
Hey guys, remember when CN-Tan idolized Nick-Tan and tried out live-action tween shows for a few years?
To this day, she pretends it never happened.
>>83487493
She's just going to slime you right back.
>>83482309
Why isn't Dan "The Creampie Man" Schneider hanging around Nick and Disney-tan?
>>83487493
I have a feeling she's the type of girl who would look like shes not enjoying the slimming but secretly enjoys it and craves more.
Requesting slimed Nick-tan
>That time CN-tan made a smash clone.
>That time Disney-tan taught CN-tan that starving your viewer base was away to get good ratings
>>83482309
>>83486986
Are these all new or have channel-tans been around for a bit? This is my first thread ever seeing them.
>>83487710
Their new. Fresh from the last request thread.
>>83487565
that's a good canon
>>83487710
brand spanking new.
Surprised there are no Marvel and DC-tans
>>83487493
Nick-Tan is into watersports, but her urine is green.
MILF-tans when?!
All of the tans are jealous that Nick-Tan gets her own award show.
Which she loves to host.
>>83486986
I'm still pissed about this. You know what Adult Swim should've done?
Say that they were going to air a Rick & Morty marathon but aired a marathon of the Mad Scientist cartoon instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cal88Z8pkM
>>83487809
Viacom-Tan,Disney Corporation-Tan
Someone should make a comic about how every year Nick-tan does an award ceremony on who is best girl and forces all the other girls to come to the ceremony and every year she rigs the awards so she get's all the trophies that she herself made up.
The kicker is despite she making this ceremony all to show how great she is nobody ever votes for her and she never legitimately won a single award without cheating.
>>83482309
>We are becoming /v/
>>83487819
Wrong.
Nick-tan is a good girl who always invites her friends to host her show, but none ever take her up on the offer because they love it when she hosts.
She's pretty insecure of her shows, and is always saying the other girls' are better, but her friends are always there to encourage and support her when she's doubting herself.
>>83487934
Gamesphere-Kun could kick all of their asses
Greetings, I'm Cartoon Network-tan.
>>83487934
Console-tans are the only good thing from that place
>>83487986
Despite being Cartoon Networks first, he's more associated with AS as everyone who was involved with it would later create AS and spin-offs related to Space Ghost: Coast to Coast are AS cartoons.
>>83487986
Go away Batman, the Joker haven't been raped yet.
>>83488029
Not true.
Spongebob threads are good and Fallout: New Vegas threads are the only time I had fun actually discussing vidya online.
Everything is literally /b/ tier though.
>>83482309
It's interesting that you made Disney attractive and Nickelodeon ugly, considering that Disney has pretty much killed all of its cartoons, while Nickelodeon is trying to bring cartoons back into the fold.
>>83482429
Then why'd she cancel Moral Ore?
>>83487986
We need. Picture of Adult Swim-Tan giving Space Ghost, Zorak, and Moltar a thumbs up for a talk show pitch.
>>83488099
Mom freaked
>>83488042
>Doesn't know that SGC2C was a Cartoon Network show same with Cartoon Planet
Underage b&.
>>83487869
>>83487809
Don't forget WB tan
We should made Mtv or Comedy central tans.
>>83488175
>Doesn't know that SGC2C was a Cartoon Network show
Except I literally did just say that. I also said that despite that it's still considered AS property as the people behind the show would work in AS as well as spin-offs based of it.
>>83488248
FUCKING SECONDED
Make them crack whores or wanna be superstar
>>83488248
Gross. They're probably into nasty shit to look cool, but without the irony of AS-Tan
>>83487706
>that time CN-tan went through her "anime versions of western characters" phase
What's Toonami-Tan like?
>>83487934
/co/ started board tans, pham.
shit's just aroundabout
>>83487493
Someone needs to make the green liquid white using one of those fancy computer programs.
>>83488099
>Nickelodeon ugly
>>83488427
Isn't that TOM?
>>83488427
Probably like this
>>83488427
fem tomliterally just tom with badly applied mascara and eyelashes
>>83482309
>>83483146
>>83486399
I-is it possible to waifu an OC?! Because CN-Tan, you make me feel things I only feel for mai waifus!
Why are Nick-Tan and CN-Tan so mean to each other?
Nice that neat stuff like this can still come from this place. Good job /co/.
>>83487934
>that cute lil chinese bootleg
>>83488579
>wanting a meme slut as a waifu
>>83488248
MTV-Tan is a washed up party girl who's been in decline since the 80s. She has a potbelly and a bad spray tan and fake blonde hair.
>>83488649
So she's in her 30s or 40s?
>>83488489
>>83488489
But Drossel is a Disney character.
>>83488672
Wouldn't 30's be a time for someone to have a mid-life crisis and trying to be hip with the trends?
So:
CN-Chan
AS-Chan
Boomerrang-Chan
Nick-Chan
TeenNick-Chan
NickJr-Chan
Disney Chan
DisneyXD-Chan
Hub, KidsWB, FoxKids, FoxBox, are all dead?
>>83488718
NO ANON NO!
THE GEARS WILL SHRED YOUR PENIS!
>>83488766
Pretty much 6 feet under.
>>83488766
Yeah all Saturday morning cartoon blocks died. Cw was the last to go
>>83488762
That sounds like Comedy Central-Tan
>>83488434
/x/ started it, which is why their board-tan is so different than the others.
>>83488766
Don't forget about Jetix
>>83488766
The Cartoon Network family includes:
CN, Adult Swim, Toonami, and Boomerrang?
>>83488579
CN-tan is the best
>>83488248
CC-Tan is an aspiring comedian who wants to be constantly evolving and writing new material, but only gets laughs when she says the first joke she ever wrote; a really long, gross Aristocrats-style political/pop-culture-satire gag (which, when shown in comics, is only in snippets, and reads basically like a bunch of South Park plots strung together). When she tries to write new, original material, she gets booed until she goes back to the South Park joke. The few people in the audience who laughed are always disappointed because she never tells them again.
>>83488766
Hub and Discovery Kids died and fused to make Discovery Family.
>>83488766
There's still Qubo.
>>83488766
>What about dead-tans like KidsWB, 4kids, and Hub?
Fuck you, I was about to post this.
>>83488842
/x/ tan was based of Creepy chan if i remember right.
>>83487493
vomit
>>83488792
I DON'T CARE
What about LatAM-Tan?
>>83488766
discovery kids?
>>83482309
Where's hub tan
Oh right
>>83488792
I don't even care anymore! I want to feel the cold, heft of robot love!
>>83488946
TBS Kids Block. She used to have cool toys, like Mummies Alive, Extreme Dinosaurs, Sailor Moon, and Street Sharks, then died.
>>83488766
PBS Kids
>>83488766
Ytv-tan?
>>83488427
Something like this.
>>83488842
no /v/ is technically the first board-tan, hence why he's got the most simple design.
>>83488967
>dan vs still dead
I am still upset.
>>83488967
Dead, my friend... she's gone.
>>83488851
>Toonami-tan
She would be a hipster-like cyborg clit-hugging her DVD collection of 90s/Early-2000s anime. She would also have a voodoo doll of Naruto on her floating arm chair with pin needles sticking out of it, signifying it's cancellation due to the anime.
>>83488851I honestly think one of them should be male.
>>83488099
Moral Orel made AS-tan too noided of having to face the darkness of her own soul, so she axed it so she didn't have to.
>>83488869
You mean like a megazord
>>83487695
I too would like to see this.
>>83489060
But she loves normie shit like SAO
>>83488845
Wait jetex was a chanel
>>83482309
Disney-Tan is so cute! But to bad the channel is only for comedy, drama, and movies...
>>83488973
>>83488928
More and more souls are lost to the robot menace...
https://youtu.be/JVNHytyB2rE
>>83489077
Let's just cutefy TOM and call it a day. I'm on board on that "Disney XD is thinks he's hot shit but no one really cares to tell him other wise" idea.
>>83489084
Nah, like >>83484972
>>83489050
Pretty much the only hub shows I cared about were ponys, Dan and aquabats
Only one has survived
>>83488942
Explain
>>83482309
Cartoon network is a retard.
yep, it fits
>>83488976
The purest loli to ever exist with a grim shadow-like "father figure" looming over her with a shirt that says, "Brought to you by:".
>No GaS-chan
>>83489147
I think [as] should be the guy, you know, like the type of older brother that intentionally tries scaring their younger sisters for no reason reason (to represent the Alan Resnick shit on at like 3 AM) and has a no girls allowed sign on his door.
>>83489155
All the western shows get dubbed and redistributed in South America, usually with some embellishments.
Would Teletoon-Tan be unpleasant to look at?
>>83489009
Some sort of tenotice monster from canada?
>>83489184
I like it
>>83489179
*ehem*
Nick at Night-tan would be a hot MILF!
>>83489215
That was supposed to be tentacle
What about the censorship heavy Chanel's like treehouse
>>83489208
*whipcracks*
>>83489123
>drama
lolwat
>>83489122
It was what Fox Kids became in Europe.
>>83487934
>Spectrum, Amstrad, MicroPC, and Commodore64-tan are all brothers.
>>83487625
With white slime?
>>83489099
She's essentially a normie pretending not to be, because she's re-watching older animes that were hand-me-ups from her younger deceased sister Adult Swim Action-tan.
She's basically like those posters from that Modern Day vs 80s/90s thread on /a/ yesterday.
>>83489272
>what is girl meets girl, for $100 Alex.
>>83489286
Are you implying that she's a futa?
>>83489298
*girl meets world
>no Kids WB tan
>>83489220
Like I don't know why, but I'm having trouble picturing [as] as being a girl.
Like I'm seeing more of an older, mellowed out version of Sid from Toy Story.
>>83489318
nah, CN is the trap
Too bad she's dead....
>>83489318
>>83489367
Either works for me
>>83489367
>you will never get dominated and filled from behind by trap CN while futa Nick-tan facefucks you
>>83485355
I imagine Boomerang-tan as an Amish child drawn in monochrome Schlesinger style, looking uncomfortable and confused with neon-pastel electronics thrown at her depicting modern CN faces like Clarence and Steven.
>>83489387
Why even live
>>83489367
Damn, I like this.
>>83489404How big are they?
>>83489390
Boomerang-Tan would be Hanna-Barbara style.
>>83489367
>trap shit
Fuck off.
>>83489468
what are you, gay?
>>83489179
Redhead tomboy wearing a bicycle helmet, elbow and knee pads, shorts, and a Red Jaguars tshirt. She also has a skateboard with the underside depicting the yellow All That face.
>>83489387
>Meanwhile Disney-tan watches from the side, berating other tans for being so obscene and lewd while she subtly rubs herself in shame, trying to fill her mental image with ahandsome prince instead of scene before her.
>>83489428
CN 4.5 inches, petite, cute, Nick is massive 10 inches. large girth.
>>83489468
found the faggot
>>83489208
teletoon-tan is CN-tan's long lost cousin who looks and moves like a flash cartoon.
>No UPN Kids-tan
>No Miguzi-tan
>>83489500
>CN will never rub her cute, petite cock against the walls of your anus as she roughly pounds you in the ass
>You'll never try claiming she's small and that you can't feel her before she grabs you by the hips and begins thrusting even harder, making you shoot on the ground
>You'll never start visiting CN-tan in her room to beg her to make you her slut again
>You will never be trap CN's designated cocksleeve
>>83489468
CN-tan is probably a futa
What would 4kids be?
>>83489564
The current state of this thread.
>>83489559
Stevonnie has no tits
![teddy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ud6Nw8a.png "teddy[1].png")
[as]-tan
>>83489500
>>83489558
c'mon guys, let's not ruin it on the first thread
>>83489468
>having shit taste
>>83482309
Get rid of this Tumblr BS and replace it with Bob Clampett, or at least Chuck Jones.
Also /co/ & /vr/ are dudes.
>>83489564
Absolutely no sexual features at all.
Can't read, because fuck letters.
Mistakes riceballs for donuts
>>83489548
Miguzi is dead, she has sunk into the bottom of the ocean where she lays deep inside Marian's Trench.
>>83489594
>He doesn't want to be CN's subby, little buttslut
>>83482994
Check the old creek or the missing children list
>>83489298
It's just another Disney sitcom. You're confusing it with the original series, Boy Meets World, which did actually deal with some heavy subject matter.
>>83489477
>>83489529
>>83489559
>>83489602
No matter what you say, liking dicks makes you gay
>>83489298What's worse? Girl Meets World or Fuller House?
>>83489564
A little kid who looks like they came from an anime. The concept of death, blood or sex are unknown to 4kids-tan and everything 4kids-tan says sounds like it's dubbed. also very patriotic
>>83489548
>UPN
Would be black in a basketball-tee
>Miguzi
Would be an asian scubadiver
>>83489564
>4kids
Would be that tortured rich girl whom was crucified for shoving shitty ideas down the public's throats.
>>83489661
And?
>>83489666
Both, Satan.
>>83489661
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>still caring
>>83489684
...Okay, you win this timeBut the tans are supposed to be girls, not hermaphrodites
>>83489684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8USE09S_dAQ
>>83488766
What about Nicktoons-tan and GaS-tan?
>>83489717
>Implying CN isn't a transsexual Jews boy
>>83486399
This CN tan is best
fuck off transwashing fags
