Mom edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
first for opal best fusion
Please post Peridot screenshots.
MAGA Gems
>>83464827
Opal's legs
Post more Peridot in human clothes
>>83464847
MAGA mom
I want a Pearl to pet and tolewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
So... Worst gem?
>>83464833
For what purpose
i love pearl
>>83464879
sure why not
nth for Polyship
All three of them can be happy together, we don't have to choose between Lapidot, Amedot and Lapethyst
>>83464881
I BELIEVE IN STEVEN
SAVE US FROM THE TRASH
post the dots
>>83464890
I need MORE
So... are we on hiatus now? Will /sug/ be /trash/ed again?
>>83464924
everyone laugh at the faggot with shit taste
>>83464905
how about that time Pearl nearly caused Steven to fall to his death by making him feel bad for wanting to talk to her?
Is Peridot one years old?
>>83464905
No Lapis. 0/10.
>>83464945
In time yes, we all have to accept that soon.
This is the Orange gem
>>83464923
>you will never have your dick between Peridot's thighs
>you'll never trick her into drinking your cum
Why live!
>>83464850
>CURRENT YEAR
>NOT POSTING PEARL LEGS
>>83464973
says someone who likes the literal worst gem
>>83464975
She said she read a thousand years worth of reports. Surely that must've taken more than a year.
>>83464924
>le poly meme
>>83465008
>yfw photographic memory and can just flip through pages
>>83464924
Amy ruins everything she touches though. I like poly but in what way is this a good ship?
>>83464996
>you will never trick Peridot into having sex under the guise of it being a normal human custom between friends
>You will never watch as she becomes more and more uncomfortable and confused as you over power her
>>83465024
Actually scared me.
>>83464905
Based Jelloapocalypse
>>83465002
There is no comparison.
>>83465008
She said hundreds of years. She could be a fast reader with no life and/or can download them into her memory banks or some shit
Anyone got wallpapers? preferably of best gem and best crystal gem
pic kinda related
>>83464945
>Implying
we never left /trash/
>>83465024
I want her to pull me into her dirty crack
>>83465046
Go to bed Ronaldo
>>83464881
Finally, one of my memes has become self-sufficient. I'm gonna light up a cigar and call it a night.
>>83464902
Oh anon if I could spend one day for sexusling a Pearl I would give up the rest of my life for that
>>83464919
Me too anon
Me too
>>83465024
>"and when youre down here with me, YOU FLOAT TOO!"
>>83465062
>>83464936
That's a cute Peri
Fuck this show, it made me a tranny. I hate it.
>>83464919
you know whats better than pearl?
blue pearl
>>83465051
Top kek anon
>>83464919
BAZINGA
*laugh track*
>>83465147
Not even son
>>83464996
>>83465046
>Trick
>Overpower
>Not enter into a loving relationship you are both comfortable and happy to be in
>Not tenderly loving
>>83465146
You were always a tranny deep down
RETURN THEJasper
>>83465151
Check yourself before you kek yourself.
who /peri/ here
>>83465016
They're indecisive Amedot degenerates that can't accept Lapidot is superior to their dumb ship so they try to hammer Amethyst into the OTP.
>>83465217
>Botero Peridot
MORE
>>83465192
would you at least agree that bloople is cuter?
>>83464995
What is it with people coming here and posting canceled shows?
>>83465230
Oof I can tell you're digging deep son
>>83464995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Silkq4Rk9QY
WE
>>83465268
Not for a god damn second
>>83465217
>you wll never cuddle with her everytime you sleep
>you will never take her to the mall and choose clothes to her
>>83465313
EAT
>>83465234
nah, three gems are just cuter than 2 and would make a way bigger than cooler fusion
besides, Lapidot is dead, breaking the tape recorder was pretty fucked up, supporting Lapidot after that is like supporting Marceline and Ash after he stole her teddy bear and sold it to a witch
>>83465233
Reporting in
>>83465313
ARE
>>83465292
Pearls were literally made for sexual
>>83465292
>>83465319
>>83465268
>>83465234
>>83465233
>>83465230
>>83465227
get out of our threads ya moots
>>83465225
B-but I don't want to. this sucks anon, I hate it, I don't want to be this abomination.
>>83465357
SHIT
>>83465233
>Trump Peri
>not "Build a Fence" Pearl
>>83465357
FARMERS
BAH BUH DUH BUH BUH BUP BUH
>>83465357
going to die in 7 days
>>83465319
oh ok, no use letting someone with shit taste know their opinions are wrong
>>83465374
Das right
>>83465403
Pearl isn't Trump
Pearl is Hitler, probably wants to purge all humans after what they did to Rose
>>83465444
I wish I was Anethtst
I need drawfags to post pictures showcasing the progress theyve made int heir artistic ability
I need inspiration, something to show me that I will be good some day
>>83464254
I think this sort of feeling is pretty common, at least more common than outright transgenderism.
It's called gender dysphoria. Transgender people just have it enough that the challenges of transition are outweighed by the benefits of a more comfortable gender.I don't identify much with my maleness, basically I would have been cool either way, but I can't imagine going through all that shit to change now.
Ever since I started following this show I stopped dating women.Who needs them when you have gems anyway.
>>83465357
las gemas de cristal
el mundo hay que salvar pariente
It's half past midnight in some places, but that doesn't mean you can't say hi on the west coast, or to someone like me, who only probably gets 5 hours of sleep every so often.
Welcome to Late Night /sug/, where the Burgers go to sleep and posting slows down to something manageable, but this is /sug/, so it's still quite abundant. I'm your host, Lapussy Destroyer Lazite and I'm not feeling well. [But thats pretty typical for us Lapisfags]
Sorry for the wait. We've got some knockouts this time. Hey batter batter.
>A fan comic entitled "Return of Lord Sulphur" is posted, and wow is it fucking AWFUL It's a shameless dbz ripoff, for sure. Pearl's fucking face in page 5 is pretty kekworthy. Go check it out.
>Cosplay Season is in full Cringe Mode, as everyone and their grandmother is Amethyst or Pearl. Most are just terribad. Let's hope they remember to seal their fucking paint.
>Universe Admiral continues to prove to be a spreader of cancer, as he gives us such gems as The Grim Reaper from Billy & Mandy shipped with Pearl. It's awful and the greentext story is awful and he should be ashamed of himself.
>anon gives an impromptu lesson in baseball mythology, as he gives us the raw facts to back up the totalitarian industrialization of a sport officially recognized, yet still fringe on, religion. Illuminati possibly the culprit.
>Ronaldot makes a comeback no one wanted. Not even a Ronaldoposter. It's somewhat gratifying to see both Stevidot and Lapidot posters unite to smite this joker to the grave.
>Lauren "If she's 18 I'll bang her dirty and mean" Zuke is revealed to be a Barely Legal Assets chaser. Tang confirmed to be disgusting yet again. No one is surprised.
>A pair of anons post the same image within a second of eachother. Are we being infiltrated by a pair of mind-linked arthropods? Keep your Black Flag Bug Spray handy.
That's all for now. Stay tuned.
To the person who wondered why no one on the crew seems to care about Amedot, someone went through Raven's Tumblr likes a while back and she apparently liked a bunch of Amedot analysis posts
Also it's cute that you idiots still think any ships besides Stevonnie and Garnet will be canon and actually fight over it
>>83465447
>hitler lost even with the help of an advanced alien race
>>83465376
What
>>83465561
nah man
WW2 didn't happen in SU, Pearl just helped Hitler get into art school
>>83465551
>>83465561
Hitler never lost
>>83465544
I love you.
>>83465544
Sail on, brave soul
>>83465599
>>83465620
I was gonna go to sleep but
I need dis
Did anyone find the ending of Barn Mates where they're running from the Roving Eye thing kind of disjointed? Like I don't really know animation well but watching it I was kind of like OK, here's a storyboard, this is the next storyboard, etc. and they didn't feel very well connected, they were just running from storyboard to storyboard and I was trying to follow Lapis's reaction to the whole situation and her facial expression just keeps changing from board to board in a way that I can't make sense of. The ending where she swats it out of the air was cool but seconds before she's running out of the barn and she has a panicky expression on her face, like did she feel like she was in danger? That doesn't make sense, in the next scene she's contemptuously flicking it out of the sky like it's just an annoyance she's not going to put up with anymore. A few scenes before in the barn when it looks like it's lost track of them for a moment she looks like she's just bored by the whole situation. Maybe I'm making a lot out of nothing here but I feel like the whole scene didn't work quite the way it was probably supposed to. Anyone else have any thoughts on this?
>>83465544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2QlVqmOGFs
>>83465620
>>83465504
Just posting with my name one more time to say that... that comic i made showing my ban was finally lifted was done with a mouse. if i can do that with a mouse, im 100% sure you can knock it out of the park if you try a little. I'm utterly shit at art.
>>83465608
And I love you, random listener.
>>83465378
Malachite is an abomination and she has lots of fans
>>83465544
>tfw this guy shows up right as Lady of the Sea leaves
I bet you two could've been friends
>>83465544
hello from the hot & low SoCal, anons
the heat is going to destroy me and I have no water babe to keep me cool
>>83465676
>>83465447
incoming SS
>>83465640
That's called "Episodes are storyboarded by several animators". Some frames might look different to one another but at 14~30 FPS they're barely noticeable.
>>83465708
>>83465717
>>83464881
Which one is he?
>>83465708
>>83465729
Cuuuutttteee
>>83465729
Holy Smokes
and sadly because the show is from Steven's POV we will never see this happen
>>83465544
>that bit about Zuke and tang
I am kekking so hard rn
>>83465504
Godspeed anon, I'm learning too.
>>83465747
The limited POV is kind of a bummer sometimes.
>>83465739
none
>>83465717
>>83465717
>>83465734
Hitler would have exterminated the pearls if he were a gem. Assuming the nazis happened in the SU timeline, pearl would have despised him for the death he caused to murder the weak
>>83465707
You're going to have to learn how to build watercatchers like the fremen, your land is turning into a desert
>>83465774
still waiting for Steven to accidentally walk in on them
>>83464919
Best gem.
Best butt.
What's up with Zuke and an 18 year old (and isn't she pretty young anyway?)
And who the fuck is Tang?
>>83465800
>Pearl caring about inferior lifeforms
She's a massive hypocrite considering she's close to the bottom of gem society.
>>83465800
I gotta see a Hitler gem before I die
>>83465826
>best butt
not even close
>>83465817
Come to think of it, I never thought about my avid appreciation for best gem being linked to the current drought in my area
There should be a geographical poll for best gem to see how it varies state-to-state and country-to-country
>>83465707
Bummer anon, I just spent a wonder full day in 77 San Fran
>>83465863
>tang
Homostucker turned SU fan. Popular artist who does mostly black and white comic stuff on tangite.tumblr.com
Used to multiship, but has since elusively moved to lapidot once Zuke got a hold of her.
>Zuke
She's 26
>>83465681
Wait newsfag why are you not posting any more? Your posts are god tier
>>83465826
>Best gem.
hahaha, man, look at that wrong opinion
>>83465865
pearl cares about humans and their lives, she just doesn't consider them equals.She's kind of like Atticus Finch really, only a lot gayer
>>83465984
He meant using his name to post once more in this particular thread.
>>83465975
Wait how did Zuke "get her"? Do they know each other IRL?
>>83466011
They got to know each other and have hung out irl at least once, probably more.
>>83466000
Oh gotcha
>>83466011
They started talking to each other on twitter
>>83465826
>>83465873
>>83465987
>the edgiest and least likable gem
>somehow best gem
How?
>>83465504
Here's something I made in 2010
as for modern stuff http://nagelgems.tumblr.com/
but recently I feel like I've regressed from lack of practice. I've also been stalling on the Earl animation, but that's a different story
>>83465975
So it looks like aunty Zuke likes 'em barely legal uh
>>83465993
Maybe preserving their lives, but she considers the lives they live to be pointless and empty.
>>83466035
that's pretty small and not even tight and cute like Peridot's
>>83466029
Oh that's neat
Do they fuk>>83466041
>>83466041
Well, lapis is practically a bratty teen
Barely legal is more authentic for when she's imagining tang is lapis in bed
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83466038
>least likeable gem
Look at all these wrong opinions
So what was Homeworld's plan for the cluster? They let it form, destroy the Earth, and then what? Do they let it roam free or destroy it for the shards?
>>83465863
lauren is almost 27
>>83465585
Wrong. Ronaldo's blog confirms that WW2 did happen.
>>83466107
>>83466107
Come on, she so dense and edgy. I mean if you like that then it's your problem, but I can hardly see how someone would find those attributes "likable".
>>83466114
they likely had some way to direct it and in the general direction of planets they wanted it to destroy
also possible that Yellow Diamond has Gem Mind Control tech
>>83466060
Based on that bizarre and mildly erotic exchange they had on Twitter yesterday I would say "not yet but Zuke is getting her strap on while Tang gets the lube" and the fact she deleted the tweets just reinforces my theory
>>83466114
Use it as a world destroying weapon.
>>83466114
They'd probably come by to pick it up and use it for war or shit. I'd expect they have some means of controlling their planet-destroying weapon.
>>83466133
source or it didn't happen
WHY ISN'T THERE MORE OF THIS
>>83466100
Are you doing this in Lady of the Seas memory or something?
I want poemfags to leave
>>83466107
>Gem
Why are you posting a human?
>>83466114
Use as a superweaponagainst the unnamed threat that is approaching the milky way
>>83466107
Lapis needs a personality change, but I think Peridot will fianlly make her happy
>>83465544
>>Lauren "If she's 18 I'll bang her dirty and mean" Zuke is revealed to be a Barely Legal Assets chaser.
wait, what?
>>83466161
I ship it
>>83466173
SU + DBZ = JJBA
>>83466200
thing is steven is her emotional crutch
without him around she's basically a water bitch
>>83466114
either for space battles and or a deterrent for future uprisings. Let it orbit any planet with a revolution for all the rebels to see.
Reading Zuke's tweets is slowly turning me into a homophobe
>>83466038
>edgy
>>83466114
This makes me wonder, if they need a Geo weapon does that mean they have encountered some form of opposition enough to warrant a world-shattering abomination to be used against it?
>>83466127
>tfw you`re almost that age and you`ve done nothing with your life
i`m getting the good noose
>>83466293
Zuke hasn't done anything with her life either.
>>83466284
This has confused me too. The Gempire seems to be totally dominant to the point of having an entire GALAXY to themselves. What are they building all this military technology for?
>>83466293
It's not too late, Anon.
Why don't pitch your alien lesbian children's show idea to us?
>>83466230
I'm 99% they're gonna wind up being besties by the end of the show
>>83466114
I don't think Yellow Diamond thought much beyond that
it's pretty clear she just planted it out of sheer spite for the rebellion, I don't think she cared what happened to it aside from it destroying the Earth
>>83466140
>>83466200
Eh
She hasn't gotten much screentime at all (except during disasters) during half of which she's been very amicable to Steven
I think it's unreasonable to say her core personality trait is "edgy"
>>83466293
learn to draw or write a book
Best case scenario, you make money off it
Worst case you dont, then you can kill yourself.
Either way it barely costs anything to try, unlike school
>>83466320
To inspire loyalty through fear like the Death Star.
>>83466284
>>83466320
One theory (not one of mine) is that homeworld is either at war or in an arms race with another empire (sneople)
>>83466347
Homeworld trio will need to be besties to be the best B-Team they can be
>>83466256
Post them
>>83466293
Don't confuse having a job with accomplishment. Sure Zuke gets to draw lesbians for a living, but she still spends her nights playing WoW and jerking off to anime, so what's the point?
>>83465301
This song is amazing anon and in not even a stoner. Thank youBetter than Bob Marley
>Peridot will never call you a dumb clod for getting cum all over her visor and mouth
>>83466404
Fuck man she gets to be apart of a show she fucking loves, who wouldn't jump at that
>>83466058
Tight, small athletic butt.
Literally perfect.
A little wip of a thing.
Rogue trooper is a good comic.
>>83466410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7kAqhkI1E
one of the two guys (Andy Bean, the slightly more prominent of the two) is the Composer for Wander Over Yonder
>>83466404
>Implying you're a loser for spending your nights playing WoW and jerking off to anime
>>83465504
i don't have most of the old stuff anymore. this is from last year
>>83466320
Well there's probably other untermensch organics in the galaxy that refuse to give up their planets or maybe other rebellions to put down
>>83466404
Duke plays WoW? Is there any way I can learn what server she's on? Do you think she'dinvite me to her guild?
>>83465504
>>83466475
this from a couple weeks ago. I'm really lazy though
>>83466404
Her PC is utter shit, if you've seen it
>>83466404
And she's quite popular with the younger set!
>>83466448
He's right you know
Porl <3
>>83466404
But she's living the fucking dream.
I want that life. I want barely legal artists hitting on me.
>>83466495
She literally openly invited people for the first time a few days ago
Pretend you're an underage lesbo and you're guaranteed in
>>83465024
If I see that fucking Jasper ONE MORE TIME...
>>83466504
Pics?
>>83466504
>pc
the dumb bitch has a mac like the rest of those cartoon networkfags, and gets pissed off that people laugh at her when she can't get good games on it
i never know why people buy apple just for the name, why not just buy both
>>83466428
>I will never guilt trip Peridot for calling me a dumb clod for getting cum all over her visor because I'm actually mute forcing her to spend all day trying to apologize to me in progressively grander ways
>>83466544
I don't, I think it's a laptop, though
>>83466527
>you will never be a teenage dyke in Zuke's harem of questionable legality
>>83466450
Is that a FAMAS?
>>83466451
Nice, exactly my point; what cartoons has Bob Marley worked on. Guy is so over rated and doesn't even Exec produce cartoons
>>83465407
DAMN IT
>>83466543
That's not even the right meme. She's not a cat.
>>83466450
Fucking based, anon, got a link for more of your art
Also
norts rubies?
>>83466568
thank God for that
>>83466450
amazing
>>83466364
that's my plan at least, worst case I have something for myself/people close. second worst case I become the next henry darger
>>83466516
>>83466568
Zuke is not an attractive person and I doubt Tangite is either
>>83466368
The Metals.
>>83466571
That's Gunnar, a rifle with a chip that contains the personality of a fallen genetic soldier
>>83466557
God I'm so pathetic, that sounds like heaven.
>>83466527
Oh damn thanks anon, you're the best
>>83466568
Lol oh yeah? Watch me
>>83466610
no tang isn't, she's a fat chink
are any of these fucking SU retards not fat!? i know this is america but goddamn
>>83466619
I'd like to see that. Precious metals at the top of society and common ones at the bottom.
>>83466644
ANON IS GOING IN
>>83466556
MSI makes very compelling gaming laptops at literally half the price of a macbook. Shit, I have all Windows, Leenux and OS Yosemite so I can attend different needs.
>search for images of this zuke person
>is fucking disgusting
God, she's awful looking.
>>83466651
>are any of these fucking SU retards not fat!?
Quite a few, but they're still ugly
What was with the ruby from Hit The Diamond that said thank you to the CGs?
>>83466633
guilt trips satisfy the hell out of me
I know it makes me a piece of shit but it's addicting and I really really enjoy when people upset or disappoint me so I can make them feel bad about it
I don't know what disease I have
>>83466600
But Slutty McSlut isn't a cat either anon.
>>83466687
She's excited to see her bestie Jasper on Neptune again
>>83466556
It's not for the name, it's for the convenience. Macs are just a lot easier to use. PC nerds attack that saying it's for babies but it's genuinely a labor-saving device that rarely breaks whose only flaw is a lack of game support, which Linux doesn't have either.
>>83466619
>yfw the metals helped back Rose in the war
>Bismuth was a metal soldier who attacked civilians because he wasn't burdened by sympathy
>>83466681
post the worst ones
SU is literally bad JJBA fanfiction repurposed as liberal propaganda for children
the original fanfic is based on the joestars from parts 1-4 living together and steven and the crystal gems are based on them
Pearl and Jonathan: honorable & follow knightly ethics, would sacrifice themselves for the woman they love (jonathan and erina), pearl's weapon is a spear but she's known to use a sword, jonathan uses a spear in his first fight with vamp dio and a sword later on
Amethyst and Joseph: comic relief, sarcastic, bad tempers, joseph's stand is thorny purple vines which can conduct hamon and amethyst has a rocky purple whip which she can send energy through
Garnet and Jotaro: both use their fists & are incredibly fast & strong, very serious but care deeply about their friends, time manipulating abilities (jotaro freezes time garnet can see the future) garnet has a purplish outfit and jotaro's stand star platinum has purple skin
Steven and Josuke: normal kids but their powers give them an edge of seriousness, both have pink & white color palettes and are healers
(bonus: fan theory that rose quartz is pink diamond, josuke's stand is named crazy diamond)
the nail in the coffin: whats the one physical trait all joestars have in common? a star shaped birthmark on their shoulder. whats the symbol of the crystal gems? A STAR
case closed
>>83466682
A bunch of the voice actors are cute. Also Sucrose.
>>83466651
Joe and Jeff are pretty chill
>>83466712
dumb jojoposter
>>83465504
The one on the right is from 2007, I think. Dont give up and draw a ton! Gesture drawings are boring but they help you improve quickly.
>>83466666
And they all wear corpse paint.
>>83466448
That's a diaper butt
>>83466711
If anyone has the huge group shot of the crewniverse please post it
The one where Zuke is autistically off to the side
>>83466712
jokes on you, JOe JOhnston's never even read jojo
>>83466713
voice actors excluded obviously, they're cute
>>83466666
Nice theory, mega satan.
>>83466753
i thought the cunt goblin was that watercolors sperg
>>83466711
>>83466753
I am mostly straight but there are more men in this picture that I would bang than women
>>83466651
A Fat Chink you say?
really though fuck the metals its literally the stupidest shit theory ever
>>83466711
She would improve a lot if she lost some weight.
>>83466778
Zuke is what Dr. Alphys would look like as a human
>>83466712
>watching jojo ever
Kill yourself in the slowest way possible
>>83466668
Wish me luck
>>83466712
Holy shit, I think you're on to something here.
>>83466778
Literally not a single attractive person in the entire group
>>83466795
...she looks fine
Like any of you fags could do better
>>83466712
Garnet literal ORAORAORAORAs in Ocean Gem
>>83466778
Who's the black gal in the middle?
Also tumblr.jpg
