I've got the Legacy Virus and the only cure is more X-Men!
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Just kidding, the only cure, as we all know, is a dead Colossus.
>>83462420
Awwww yeah, can't wait to see how Claremont fucks up Galactus!
What are the absolutely necessary X-Men annuals because to be honest annuals always tend to be my least favorite thing to read in any series they pop up in.
>>83462455
>Those faces in the first two panels
I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but that is hilarious.
>>83462242
Waitaminute... I thought the only cure for the legacy virus was to kill Colossus?
>>83463037
If Art Adams did the art, it's essential.
>>83463037
Ah, you know what? I honestly can't remember. These early annuals were pretty forgettable all in all, but this one's alright.
>>83463118
The art does seem more bizarrely cartoony than usual.
>>83463188
Oh yeah, that's a definitive plus. Even early Adams was a hoot (see: the Longshot mini)
>>83462536
The "PLAYER-2" color-scheme wasn't enough?
Didn't Alan Davis do a couple of annuals?
Shame they're wasting Adams on covers for fucking Bendis' GotG. Guess that's one gig that pays well.
>>83463269That's intentional
Also, that is so a shiny Galactus, not Player-2.
>>83463662
>He turns into Magnum P.I. and then Garfield
What the hell did I just read? I know X-Men tends to get a little weird, but that was pretty out-there, even for them.
Good storytime, though. Thanks, OP.
>>83462242
Impossible Man time!
>>83462345
I fucking love X-Men softball.
>>83462568
And then some dumbass went and made Contessa a Hydra double agent.
>>83463734
fucking love this cover
and we JRJR NOW
>>83463744
Never heard of Impossible Man?I love that Superman issue where Byrne implies him and Mxyzptlk are one and the same
>>83462420
Thanks Doc.
>>83463843
they are both bald
>>83463734
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
>>83463847
Finally, I was waiting for that.
>>83463204
>>The art does seem more bizarrely cartoony than usual.
It suits the story.
>>83463976
That it does.
>>83463401
>Millenium Falcon
>Key to Fortress of Solitude
>Batman's giant penny
Imp gets around.
>>83463843
Ugh, I don't think I like Happyclops. Quick, someone he loves, betray him or die on his watch.
>>83464101
I wonder which ones of those were Claremont's idea and which ones were the artist's.
>>83463843
Nice Daisy Dukes, Scott.
>>83464214
They would have written that it would not be company specific, back then there was not enough iconic Marvel stuff to fit the bill.
(maybe not even now?)
>>83462671
Ka-Zar when did you start speaking in complete sentences?
>>83463662
> kitty deep-throating a bomb-pop
I miss these days
>>83463744
Sunspot in New Mutants is obsessed with Magnum, which means Claremont watched it every week.
You often can tell what Claremont is reading or watching on tv from the comics.
>>83464548
Well, I see that thing from Dr. Strange's Sactum Sanctorum but that's about it
>>83464548
There's plenty of iconic Marvel stuff, it's just that it's fun to be jokingly referential sometimes.
>>83464608
> traffic manager
Virginia was in charge of ensuring artists turned their work in on time. She was also this comic's artist's mother.
>>83464576
When he started getting called Kevin.
>>83464737
and the Fantasticar
>>83464540I know how this relationship ends, makes me sad thinking about it. It's like, for a brief moment, they truly love each other before everything goes to Hell.
>>83464737
Also the Fantasticar.
>>83464616
I honestly felt like I'd missed some part of Roberto's characterization because I'd never seen Magnum PI.
>>83464839
> not coloring scott's tongue
I know they didn't fuck that up in the original print run
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>>83464816
How could I miss that
>>83464839
> this is the same artist who drew Kick-Ass
what the fuck happened to John
Holy shit, 2016.
>>83464912
Time.
>>83464979
Did his eyesight finally fail him or did he genuinely believe the lumpy MAD magazine monsters he draws now are betterbecause they don't look like his dad's work any more
Superman vs. Muhammad Ali is one of my fondest childhood memories, so glad someone is storytiming that.
I'll be honest X-anon, I'm usually just a big ol' dirty lurker on this site, but I just had to make a post to let you know how awesome these storytimes have been.
I've been following virtually this entire thing since the Giant X-men storytime (besides the Dazzler ongoing bc dated disco slice of life just ain't my thing) and it's almost come to the point where I only come to this website just for these threads in particular.
Plz don't die before finishing all of this kthnxiluvyou
>>83464982
> this was when Raven was still supposed to have been Nightcrawler'sfather
>>83465018
He probably does believe they're an improvement.
>>83465067
this is muh arcade
always imagined him voiced by malcolm mcdowell
>>83465038
Aw shucks, thanks a lot anon. These have been fun, I don't intend to stop any time soon. Now, about dying... well, you're gonna have to take that up with Stan.
>>83464863
For an '80s cops-n-robbers show it was pretty good, filmed in Hawaii, four castmembers, decent budget.
It was about this millionaire named Robin who goes insane and belives that he's a private investigator named "Magnum" who crashes in his own estate's guest-house and borrows his own Ferrari to go around investigating crimes.
>>83465101
Fuck Hopeless.
>>83465137
>Fuck Hopeless
not even with a leper's cock
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>>83464158
Val's one of those characters that I'm surprised doesn't get used more, especially in Mystique stories.Because they're muh OTP
>>83465180
poor Xavier, his brain is in Red Skull and Lilandra died in an event a few years ago just to be the die-in-event character.
>>83465219
Not even with a rented dick?
>>83465249
Val was one of those characters who belonged in the hands of a writer like John Ostrander.
> artist's note: Peter Rasputin is to be drawn above the neck like Peter Parker except a wider face
>>83465137
>Storm wants to be hardcore, but Kitty won't let her
>>83465044
I don't know why they don't return to that idea, it's not like she hasn't basically weaponized her reproduction system with all her horrible kids.
And it's not likeshe doesn't have the balls to do it. Well, sometimes.
>>83465379
this comic book science is a kick to the balls
>>83465297
Yeah but... what the Doop was alien royalty doing going on adventures with an Earth superhero team in the first place?
She didn't make any sense at all.
>>83465618
great trust you put in someone you insisted be on the team chuck
>>83465559
>aliens not making sense in a superhero comic
You know how many alien superheroes there are?
>>83465666
ah yes, Roberta
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix6/robertaff.htm
>>83465997
I never quite understood Pyro's need for a life of crime since unlike the rest of them he had an actual day job as a novelist.
>>83466026
it is not unusual for terrorists to be middle class people. in my country in the 70s huge ammounts of middle class college students became commies who supported revolutionary violence.
>>83466026
It makes sense if you think of The Brotherhood as an expression of political radicalism and not as a criminal effort.
>>83466093
Would I be correct in assuming they use 'ñ' a lot
>>83466115
>The Brotherhood as an expression of political radicalism
Yes, Blob was definitely a political agitator.
>>83466203
> wearing your daughter's body
kinky
>>83466116
yes
>>83466263
rogue was moe before moe existed
>>83466192
You saw the way he rallied those carnies to attack the X-Men.
>>83466342
I think I was the only one who genuinely detested Morlock storylines because they inevitably turned into clit measuring contests between Storm and Zaphod
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>Christmas!
Rogue and Luke Cage hung out?
>>83466380
>clit measuring contests
tee hee
>>83466408
> Dan Green takes over as inker and we get a clearer idea of Romita Jr's drafting skills
I used to think it was Dan's fault that the anatomy looked sloppier whenever he inked and cleaner when Leialoha inked. Superman and Kick-Ass disabused me of that notion quickly.
>>83466433
Now that is one team-up that needs to happen if it hasn't already. Classic Cage though, not that Bendisised shit.
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> "Goddess, I was THIS close to hot /ll/ with the Jewess"
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> FOR THE TWELFTH TIME THIS YEAR
fucking hell Chuck buy a helmet
>>83466547
> CALIBAN WE'RE RAISING THE KIDS JEWISH AND THAT'S IT
> Caliban has made a terrible mistake
>>83466569
Arrested Development-like X-Book when?
>>83466638
> nice cans for a 14 year old
>>83465029
Muhammad Ali died today. I'm watching the live news coverage right now.
>>83466676
>Muhammad Ali died today
what is your fucking problem 2016
>>83466676
Yep, hence why I brought it up. Damn shame, 2016 seems like a pretty shitty year so far, and I'm not just talking about celebrity deaths.
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> thought you'n'she were real lovey-dovey
thanks claremont
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> "We Don't Need Another Hero" starts playing
>>83466690
I was going to post a stupid joke about Mayan prophecies in response, but it's just sad. You're right. Everyone good is dying.
>>83466768
> that Rogue jawline
damn that was sex
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> Lois
Lois Buhalis, Orzechowski's understudy who occasionally filled in for him and has a remarkably similar lettering style
>>83466957
I CAN DUNK
I am going to bed, leave the thread open and read the rest it in the morning, thanks X-anon.
>>83466994
>and read the rest it in the morning
by which point Kitty's secondary mutation (Tourette's) will have manifested
>>83466994
Sweet dreams, anon.
When do we get back to Dazzler, X-Anon?I kinda liked it
>>83467155
In like 5 days or so?
>captcha is LESBO
lol
>>83467206
the psychological drama of the law not letting you bang 14 year old girls in comic book form.
>>83467274
>not letting you bang 14 year old girls in comic book form
http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/superheroporn/view/Kitty_Pryde_reverse_blowjob_577862
>>83467338
O-oh my, anon.
>>83467051
>Storm opens up about her problems with Kitty and all chuck can think about is how much he wants to fuck her mohawk
>>83467412
> I cannot be your mother, that would be incest
That's all for today, tomorrow: back to New Mutants! Until then!
>>83467449
I love it when Emma's clothing is country club instead of orgy-corset
>>83467475
>DLC accessible by portal
In #178, we have Angel answering letters, and one of them's from Colleen Doran!
And in #179, Rogue has to deal with hostile X-fans as well as hostile X-Men.
>>83465647
C'mon Anon, there are some clear extenuating circumstances going on here.
>>83467546
Really? I think it's sad whenever a beautiful pervert hides who they truly are. Conformity is the compromise of self.
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>>83462495
Wouldn't it make more sense for Rogue to wear clothes that cover her more?
>>83468382
It's a hot day, and it's not like they're playing touch football.
>>83468498
I guess it should be fine as long as she doesn't Pete Rose into home.
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>>83468519
That's the whole point of the X-Men always playing Baseball, apart from how all-American wholesome normal it is, and the adoptive family bonding, there's so few ways that mutant powers can help them cheat that almost everyone can participate on an even playingfield.
>>83466438
She looks like Kitty.
But does she SMELL like her?
>>83467246
Who mugs people in a Botanical garden?
>>83467271
>Coming at Ororo
>with Knives
Oh you poor stupid fucking bastards.
>>83463124
I wonder if Johns read this issue when he was a kid?
>>83463843
Couple with the coolest shades.
>>83463926
Now that I'm reminded of Mastermind (and his Claremont-given ability to make people do and say anything for plot purposes), why did Mystique have that dream of him brainwashing Jean and why did he attack Emma Frost? Or are those events merely mis-attributed and yet to be explained?
