How's your friday night going so far /co/? Get comfy cause we're storytiming the brand new adventures of THE Batman and Robin the boy wonder!
Written, drawn by, produced, directed, starring, inspired by the true real life story of Bob Kane and no one else. It's in the contract.
Does he look damaged to you? He looks pretty damaged.
How many years of intense martial arts training did Batman need in order to learn how to throw himself down some stairs?
BTAS Joker wore the hat, Jack Nicholson wore that hat, you'd think more Jokers would follow suit.
That is a legit cop face
So was "It's quiet almost too quiet" a cliche' line back then or was it fresh and just worn into the ground since then?
Bruce, why did you get Dick those terrible terrible pants?
Oh shit it's Hugo Strange, one of those villains who'll never be in a movie. Never ever.
No no no you got it all wrong you don't stop giant men with bullets you stop em with slings and rocks.
Smash it Steve is pretty OP
Look at that little bat-plane! It's so cute!
Where does he get all those purple coats?
Also, Nice wall of text in your comic panels, author, what are you , Jhonen Vasquez?
Should have told them to take a monster truck. It would be cooler.
GIVE HIM THE STICK
Batman's an asshole
The monsters will have great makeup sex afterwards at least
"As much as I hate to take human life I'm afraid this time it's neccesary" is something Batman must have said over and over in Batman V Superman. I'm sure it'll be in the 3 and a half hour extended cut.
Holy shit Batman that's brutal
God Damnit GOD DAMNIT it's bad enough to steal from other artists but then Bob Kane pulls this shit.
And then he landed on a bunch of pillows and decided to take up crocheting
It's one of them old people cruises?
How about you /co/ ever been on a cruise? How was it?
Dick's full of good reaction faces today
The cat the cat burglar is either lazy or brilliant I can't tell.
I know I shouldn't ever argue with a narrator but shouldn't the reverse coast guard be a bunch of people on boats that throw people into the water and drown them?
Robin's gonna be all wet and stinky now.
Fight my boi. I'm a good guardian.
Batman Sez crooks are cowards without guns.
Even for comic book people these guys aren't bright
Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling vigilantes
I like how the speech bubbles go out of panel if they didn't have room for it.
A full autographed page? What a treat!
Prison hasn't been kind to you, Joker
Always with the chemicals Joker!
Death count is starting off high already
>>83462171
kek
Batman and Joker are reinacting the "My parents are DEEEEAAAAAAD" image
I need to axe you a question
Is his full name really Batman Wattaman?
Love that Joker face
He read the news but FIRST he read the funny pages
Welcome to KJKR the only radio station for your killer clown needs. We'll be taking some calls but first we'll be playing a wonderful song Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFarrin
Robin first but Batman wants his turn for a piggyback ride next
A kryptonite dagger! My one weakness! I hate getting stabbed!
>>83464416
And Joker #1 bites the dust
R STANDS FOR READINESS TO THE RIGHT THING
O STANDS FOR OBEDIENCE TO YOUR SUPERIORS
B STANDS FOR BROTHERHOOD BECAUSE WOMEN ARE INFERIOR
I STANDS FOR INDUSTRIOUSNESS TO STAY WEALTHY AND CHEERIER
N STANDS FOR NATIONALISM BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE THE LEFT WING
Thanks, /co/, hope you enjoyed
>>83464524
I did thanks, goodnight
