Sixth Man Edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10387193
Legs
xth for Space Dandy Steven
>>83459340
xth for LOVECRAFTIAN ARMPITS
>>83459340
Hate to break it to ya, but it'll never beat the originals.
>>83459390
XTH FOR CRYSTAL DICKS
>>83459340
>really looked forward to Peridot becoming an official member of the Crystal Gems
>she'd get to live in the Temple with them, hang on as a main cast member, go out into the town and interact with some of the humans in funny and interesting ways
>none of this happens because the Homeworld gems are a backup squad kept a barn and out of the story until big plot episodes
SU has started to let me down.
Reminder that Steven is long dead since "Frybo" and the rest of the show is his hallucination
xth foredgiestAU
Jasper seeks Peridot in the barn for refuge. In an interesting turn of events she picks up a new disguise. Can Peridot keep her new pet a secret from the gems?
we need an episode where steven and peridot are properly trained to shapeshift.
the drama and crying coming from Pearl's reluctance to shapeshift or inability.
did some of the other shut-ins here earn their pretty princess points so their family can support their lifestyle and so that dad won't be sad?lapis best gem
Iridescent Pearl
Watch her dance, watch her twirl
I wonder if she'd like to be my girl
Reminder that Steven's kindness knows no bounds.
>>83459402
Whaaaat? Really?
Reminder that Opal is objectively the best fusion
>>83459479
Wait, wait, what, damage control over what? What happened?
>>83459454
But didn't poil shapeshift herself a dress in the beach party episode?
https://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/schedule/
Fresh reminder that this is still down, that other websites had conflicting schedule information with this one when it was up, and that this is the only 100% certifiable source for a schedule unless CN makes an announcement elsewhere. There's hope yet boys!
tfw you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on SU.
>>83459498
How? She has barely any personality and speaks like 2 sentences.
>>83459498
GOD those thighs
>get interested in show
>watch season 1
>watch season 2
>show goes on hiatus
>lose interest
>show comes back
>can never care as much as I did before
>>83459479
What happening
Did Zuke see the ratings for hit the diamond??
>>83459447
This picture is my goddamn favorite. I'm a sucker for what-ifs and bad ends in general, and the lighting and setting really sells a feeling of finality.
Fuck, I'm rambling.
>>83459479
>>83459507
>>83459516
Guys what the fuck is going on?
>>83459516
why is it on the .ca domain? pretty sure teletoon has broadcasting rights to cn shows in canada anyway
the american site is a fucking nightmare to navigate though
>>83459447
never noticed his gauntlets are powered by all the slain gems
that's pretty rockin
>>83459534
Legs
You know, There's a few points where it seems like intended order was changed last minute: All of these are connected to episodes being out of order even within the same board team
Arcade Mania (the first lamar and aleth episode) and Giant Woman feel like they were intended to come before Tiger Millionaire and Steven's Lion (the 2nd lamar and aleth episode)
despite pic related early season 1B isn't different on the intended order list: The episodes that feel like they were moved there are Keep Beach City Weird (comes before secret team in production order, possibly moved for halloween), and Lion 3 & Island Adventure (come right after Fusion Cuisine in production order)
Thoughts?
>>83459407
Bob is the best
>>83459534
Unlike the other fusions
>>83459511
Pearl can change clothes and that is all we have seen from her.
Amy can basically turn into anything.
Garnet can shapeshift well and stretch her arms to great lengths.
why does pearl actin like a dude turn me on so much
>>83459567
>Filename
>>83459567
We need answers!
>>83459340
Good Morning, /mlp/!
>>83459584
>>83459556
But those ratings were pretty good why would she feel bad about them
>>83459567
Probably nothing.
>>83459479
I'm telling you sugar is cracking down on Zuke for her lapidot bullshit
>>83459529
>>83459433
Why would he be dead? Worst thing Frybo did was feed you fries. The trans far would kill him faster.
>>83459628
Because her fanfic had the lowest ratings of the entire eventI highly doubt she cares
>>83459601
>because you're a faggotit turns me on as well
>>83459628
Because Barn Mates right before it did so bad, which she boarded
>>83459655
Why would she?
>>83459584
I still can't believe her shorts. Shit was hot
Reminder that Lion was there the whole time.
Look, no steering wheel!
>>83459671
Wonder how he managed to do it with those short arms. He looks like he can't reach his own waist.
>>83459609Well that was fucking dumb of me
I MEAN YEAH HAHA, THOSE INTENTIONALLY WRONG FILENAMES HUH GUYS?
>>83459577
4 pearl gemstones, possibly 8
>>83459671
Wait. Cause it's pretty fucking obvious that fat bastard is gonna die if he has to walk more than 3 steps.
>>83459698
It's The Sweets' NOTP
>>83459577
yeah and I wonder from what fashionlionhe got his cape from
>>83459675
>>83459601
I like her smoking and being sad, better
>>83459665
He died froma heart attack_____________________
Greetings, you schemers, /freaks/, and fiends. It's that time again. I bet half of you lazy jerks are in your underpants or on your phone.I really gotta wear less tight shorts, oof.
Welcome to Night /sug/, where everyone is some kind of loser in some kind of way, but that's okay, because I think you're great anyway. I'm your host, Lapissed Lazurite. One lone reporter against overwhelming odds. Ah, I love being me.
Put on your bathing suits, it's time to get drenched in some news.
>New Challenger! A newcomer appears, expressing interest in our show. Several anons help out with directions. Boy, I hope he likes it.
>Tragedy struck the donut community tonight as a rogue nuisance of a peridotposter violates them in that which does not belong. Those donuts didn't deserve that, you sick freak.
>An enterprising tripfag proposes a game with the general; Mad libs! It's almost ruined several times, but he pulls through, and results are surprisingly hilarious and coherent. Garnet the saucy leader with Lovecraftian Armpits indeed.
>A rather strange game is posted to the delight of Pearlfags. A pearl dating sim. Is this a precursor of things to come from the Visual Novel Anon? One can only hope he can even compare to the Swanky Ending.
>Rising Baseball Superstar of Blue Team, Bob. has been confirmed to have an ass the size of a space station. Several anons confirm they will eat that like groceries.
>Rubies as a whole have been revealed to actually not look like total crap when converted to Funko proportions. Midgets targeting figurine market?
That's all for now. Stay tuned until next time. And now, Jim with the weather.
>>83459671
How is this relevant
>>83459708
That's totally Wario's car.
>>83459730
>lion
used to think that fanart was kinda goofy before I noticed all the cool details
tomorrow at 2pm EDT, CN is showing the 5 most recent episodes, Super Watermelon Island, Gem Drill, Same Old World, Barn Mates and then Hit the Diamond. (then Back to the Barn, It Could Have Been Great and Message Received.)
>>83459770
OH MAN I LOOOVE YOU , KEEP UP GOD's WORK !!!
>>83459674
>>83459685
But that would make no sense, how would th target audience know exactly what episode was like before it aired? We knew because we're autists actively searching for leaks and synopses but the gross of the numbers are children.
>>83459447
I need more of this.
Gonna shave my chest like this soon for a pool party tomorrow.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>83459833
Happy to oblige
>>83459835
Too bad you won't look nearly as sexy as young Greg
>>83459665
You ever watched that movie Seven, the one with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman? Remember the fat guy? Something like that probably.
Am i the only one waiting for Amethyst to complete the set of shapeshifts by shapeshifting into Garnet or her components?
>>83459819
What difference does it make? Wouldn't you get disheartened if you put effort into something and no one watched it, even if it wasn't due to low quality?
![[PERI RAGE].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lB8Jp2g.gif "[PERI RAGE].gif")
>>83459835
YOU TOLD US THIS YESTERDAY
>>83459414
>PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING
>>83459835
Be careful and draw an outline first so you don't shave too much off.
>>83459770
>eat the booty like groceries
terrible song!
and yes, it is 9:45 PM with the windows down and i'm in my underwear
>>83459851
Is that like proto-pearl or what
>>83459861
Dreads??
>>83459447
This is awesome
>>83459793
what could it mean?
I'm sad and lonely /sug/
please be my friends
>>83459875
aand the day before that!
>>83459863
I know. I'm afraid it will look dumb, and then I'll just shave it all off.
>>83459875
I wasn't home and didn't have my clippers with me.
>>83459881
Will do.
>>83459927
kys cunt
/sug/ what would you do if the love of your life died and all you had to show for it was some loud chubby asshole?
>>83459913
>Dreads??
no anon, locks
>>83459770
Well dear viewers, as you can see in this photo, it is raining T-shirt gunfire. The Mayor has been shirt. I repeat: the Mayor has been shirt! It should clear up shortly though.
Now, Sports!
>>83459927
why is it always the lapisfags
don't an hero plz, we love you and you're a wonderful person regardless of what anyone says
>>83459874
SU has gotten much lower numbers before I don't think it's that big of a deal, and Zuke doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would get depressed by slightly less successful ratings? Anyway, I think she's just deleting them for the same reason you delete embarrassing messages you post on the internet, you think they are stupid or misleading.
>>83459986
They identify with their long suffering gemfu.
They long for a magical gender-fluid shota to beat up a butch lesbian and save them.
Yet they know this won't happen.
>>83459927
we are all together anon
we are all together
>>83459989
I really don't blame her, there was some weird stuff going on last night. I mean off the walls.
>>83459340
heads up for the MEGA guys: Hit the diamond is already on instant video stuff for some reason
>>83460076
Seriously I can't even begin to comprehend this.
>>83459907
>BEING THIS PLEB
get cultured
so when is reptile man going to make another appearance?
>>83459927
All the Lapisfags that have come and gone before you are your friends, all the Lapisfags who are yet to be are your friends
>>83459927
Don't worry anon , I'll allways be here to laugh and cry with you .
>>83460076
Well at least they weren't talking about buff furries with four dicks.....again.
>>83459982
Mamama, mama ma mamamama mama. Ma, mamama mama ma mama. Mamamama mamama, mamama mamamama ma mama mamamamama mama ma. Mama, ma ma. Mamamama. Mamama, mama ma, mamama. Ma, ma.
>>83460100
That's some really fucking abstract kind of shitposting right there
![[Stare or rage].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SGsBZvk.gif "[Stare or rage].gif")
>>83460114
>Ronaldo x Peridot
DAMN IT I THOUGHT THIS SHIP DIED
>>83459986
>>83460123
joke's on you, I'm a bad pearlfag
>>83459671
Christ how do you get to be that size?
>>83459927>>83460126
>>83460058
i can be your friend if you want, i feel the same.....call me pizzaperiodot
>>83460178
Next level shitpost
>>83460076
>Splashes some milk on your fuzzy
Much doesn't faze me, but this is looking to be the next cummies meme and I just cannot handle that.
>>83460174
MEE MEE MEE MEE!?
>>83460179
>>83460194
suffering all the same
>>83460178
Zuke works in mysterious and strange ways.
>>83460076
>>83460100
And this
>>83460076
>>83460100
God ,I know celebrities that have their tweets screencapped less
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83460058
>>83460126
thanks, /sug/
>>83460179
Never ever
>>83460236
grateful for the company
>>83460247
Oooooohh I get it now.
Pot posting. That's why she's deleting it.
>>83459927
Give me a hug, man
>>83460266
Perinaldo is the Future
>>83459922
curiously, Steven Floats is not in the mix. wasn't it broadcast in the states?
>>83460266
>>83460303
delete this
>>83460303
>Perinaldo
>not peedeedot
>>83460213
Think Steven convinced Pearl that there's an actual talking frog running around?
when do we get a new episode? Have we caught up with leaks yet?
>>83460254
I agree that she gets capped a bit much, but last night was downright bizarre.
>>83460259
>>83460311
>>83460317
not yet, we still have steven floats
>>83460229
STOP
ya'll fagits ar gay like teh show yuh watch
>>83460317
from what i can tell, there is no new episode this coming thursday.
>>83460319
Gotta chronicle her descent into madness
>>83460326
>>83460259
Every thread I see your style
And I see your still in denial
But it's ok because you make me smile
>>83460364
>The Duke becomes the next skyler page
>>83460326
what kind of faggot tattoos their own name on their body?
>>83460351
Stevahn, did you forget to wash da dishes?
>>83460354
Try hardah, fackhead
>>83460370
bitchy nihilistic lapis so best
>>83460317
next week maybe?
idr the scheduling
>>83460393
>>83460382
Who do you think she's going to try to rape?
>>83459851
>LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
>>83459770
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83460394
This is funny and pisses me off
>>83460319
>Lauren holy fuck! You're not gonna believe what I found under the couch yesterday while looking for quarters.
>What is it Tang?
>10 year old-aspirins! Isn't it cool?
>>83460076
>>83460212
Peri want milkies on her fluff fluff tum muzzle <:3>
Is there a pastebin with the best artists for SU related material?
Just curious.
penis
Would lapis be a master of the Ripple?
>>83460468
Cartoonyafterdark
>>83460497
but not everyone likes fat ugly midget dogs
Space Dandy in Homeworld when?
>>83460433
yeah im looking at you fuccboi
>>83460316
>The Crystal Gems watch the Muppet show.
>HOW IS A PIG AND A FROG CAPABLE OF MATING!?
Evening /sug/.
>Here's another piece of Steven universe and World of warcraft fan art. Peridot (SU) is a goblin hunter (WOW).
Does anyone have any concepts for a Peridot/Jasper fusion?
>>83460404
So does anyone in /sug/ other than me actually smoke? Seems like theres a lot of art of badlapis and badpearl, like kind of a weirdly huge amount of these two characters smoking.
>>83459658
Just give her back;_;
Why doesn't Homeworld have a name proper?
>>83460497
His(?) fetishes are bottomofthebarrel-tier
>>83460259
you have a page or something? i love you work
>>83460596
forever alone
>>83460611
Earth is just another name for dirt what the fuck do you want I don't give my house some special fucking name like an autist.
>>83460596
>>83460611
Gems don't even have names proper, there's untold billions of gems named Ruby. They really have the creativity of rocks.
*knock knock knock*
>>83460591
it's a meme that tumblr took up
>>83460611
Same reason we named our planet dirt.
>>83460655
WE DON'T WANT ANY
>>83460457
I want to see them do the pissinbottle NEET dyke fug-fug
Holy fuck I didn't know there were new episodes.
Hit the Diamond 10/10 but only because I love baseball and especially baseball's mythology and manufactured pastoralism and it nailed those elements effortlessly. If it was a Hockey episode or something I'd give it a 7/10.
Steven Floats was like an 8/10; it's ground they've covered before but it handles it very well.
>>83460670
>You see this when you're on a safari
What do you do?
>yfw Peridot red pills Ronaldo
>>83460689
>baseball's mythology and manufactured pastoralism
Could you tell me a bit about this?
>>83460661
Ah. For as much as 4chan and Tumblr say they hate each other, they seem to collaborate a lot.
Only SU related due to the description, but what the fuck.
>Sasami, being forced to watch a movie marathon consisting of: Birdemic, RWBY, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 4Kids yugioh, Steven Universe, Accel World, Sharknado, Atomic Tornado, among many other world acclaimed titles.
>>83460694
Rider Kick!!!
That is clearly an impostor Lion. Everyone knowshe eats Lion Lickers, not Cookie Cats.
>>83460731
The secret is that /co/ and Tumblr have an identical, 1:1 userbase
>>83460717
peridot to vote for ron paul
imagen
>>83460647
n-no
>>83460651
I want the Homeworld Gems to be Greg's new band.
>shaving peri
>peri not shaving you
>>83460312
>>83460303
>>83460266
>>83460179
THAT SHIPPING IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
>>83459549
Holy shit the accuracy in that post.
>>83460788
I want lapis to trip on a pebble and break her straw legs
>>83460731
some artists go wherever they can for asspats, and for the most part free art is free. most SU fanartists are on tumblr.
>>83460114
don't be gross anon
>>83460781
She'll be back soon enough
SWEET PERI,
YOU'RE COOL MAN
>>83460694
rape him
>>83460694
Pull the trigger
>>83460694
Make a new song with a avocado
Why haven't we gotten an amnesia, school festival, hot springs, ski trip, or theme park date episode yet?
>>83460670
Boomcat's evolved form
>>83460910
Lion lickers, or cookie cats?
>>83460926
>amnesia
Can't be a gem
>school festival
Like what
>hot springs
I hope the crew are weeby and brave enough
>theme park date
Literally Too Short to Ride
>>83459498
>>83459534
Her presence removes the 2 worst gems.
>>83460936
Cookie cats look way too sweet for my taste, so I'm gonna say lion lickers
>>83460936
Lion lickers are true patrician taste.
Only plebs eat cookie cat.
>>83460849
But her gem will be cracked
Steven won't be able to fix it
They'll need to use special Gem tech to heal herCrystal Treatment
>>83460936
Sea salt caramel soft serve from down the block
That or cookie kittenshis family makes it
>>83460974
Does he have legit autism
>>83460824
Yay, Sonic!
>>83460935
There's more.
>Pearl had a nightmare about Jasper strangling Steven. She woke up from her dream, and went to Steven's room to check on him. She was relieved that Steven's alright, but then she decides to go outside and vist Rose's sanctuary. But when she wasn't looking, she acciendently bumps into The Grim Reaper.
>Pearl: Ahh! Grim! I'm so sorry. I didn't see you coming!
>Grim: No it's OK. I wasn't paying attention either.
>Pearl: What are you doing here in the middle of the night?
>Grim: I was called at work. There's been an accident at some party. What are you doing here?
>Pearl I...I was just walking around you know. Gem stuff. ^^;
>Grim: Are you sure? You don't leave the temple often. Unless it involves keeping an eye on Steven.
Cry
>Grim Pearl?
>Pearl quickly hugs Grim as his hood fell off his head.
>Grim: Pearl, why are you crying?
>Pearl: I'm...I'm just afraid of losing Steven. He's very important to me.
>Grim: But...You know Steven can handle himself, right.
>Pearl: Yes, but he reminds me of Rose so much. I loved and cared for her just as much as I love and care for Steven. But when she died, I was lost and scare. I didn't know what to do. I felt so lost. I'm just scared that the same thing would happen to Steven. Waaaah!
>Grim: ... <:(
>Grim brings Pearl close to him.
>Grim: Don't cry, Pearl. I'm sure he'll be fine. And If anything bad happens. I want to let you know that I'm here for you, Pearl. No matter what.
>Pearl: Grim...I...Thank you. Huggle!
>>83459357
Steven Starts his first day of SCHOOOL!!!!...... In Kindergarten?
>>83461002
Don't care I just want her back
>>83461012
>Does he have legit autism
no he's just black
>>83460849
Hopefully
>>83460926
>school festival
Do American schools have those? Mine didn't
>>83461095
only the anime ones
>>83461058
And their twin sons are Papyrus and Sans
>>83461088
Have you ever seen a black person before anon? That's obviously a mexican
>>83460568
Pretty neat senpai
>>83461058
>>83460910
>>83461095
Not really. They could do a Pep Rally episode, though.
>>83461089
Fuck, I forgot to take off my name. I'm gonna lose my job at the station for this!
>>83461089
>tfw not many girls lift in real life
>>83461114
OMG , you're right , it's a black mexican ..
>>83461089
I just want to rest my head between her hard-light tits and
>>83461095
>Do American schools have those? Mine didn't
We have sports festivals, not cultural festivals.
They're called field days around here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_day
>Jasper will nevertear apart your cunt with her teeth and then naked body slam you to death
>>83460970
wait, how does opal get rid of jasper and lapis?
>>83459433
>DUDE
>CARTOON
>THEORIES
>LMAO
>>83460910
Is her nose sticking through his skeletal nose-hole?
>>83461221
Now, anon, please be respectful of other people's shit taste.
>>83461219
I want to be the penis that puts her to sleep at night
>>83460970
You're thinking of Sugilite, anon.
Oh boy, time for a story!
Previously, on Dragonball Z.
>>83461156
not a lot would look like that even if they did
>>83461280
>>83461279
>2
>3
RUBY STOP SHITPOSTING AND GO BACK TO FINDING JASPER
>>83460727
Baseball has successfully integrated itself into American culture, society, and values, in an almost parasitic manner; it's almost like that ant fungus (though not as malevolent; it's not killing Americans)
In the process, we've turned a ~150 year old game into our version of the Roman Games; played in their own Colosseums, for the benefit of our republic. The game reflects many core principles of the American ethos; the game professionalized faster and more completely any other team sport to my knowledge, reflecting the spirit of industrialization and mercantilism 19th century American fostered. It was intensely paternalistic up into the late 60s/early 70s when the reserve clause came down, reflecting a shift in corporate attitude from mercantilism to free trade.
And yet its popular cultural image, as expressed by e.g. Field of Dreams, is one of farmboys playing in empty fields, suburban children playing in vacant lots, or new yorker children playing in the streets with sticks. We've tied our ethos of republicanism and inclusion to the game at a deep level. And, because our republicanism ultimately aligns itself with Roman and Enlightenment ideals, baseball paints itself as a pastoral game, a pre-industrial game, an _anglo_ pre-industrial game, blending Christian modesty with pagan imagination (think Paul Bunyan). Baseball's mythology is similarly rich-spun, bursting with demigods of heroism and thousand-year games played in unchanging fields. Baseball, with its slow pace and complex field markings, is almost performative witchcraft; incantations and rituals enacted on a green grass field. All of this pre-industrialism is a bold-faced lie; the earliest game that bears any meaningful resemblance to Baseball was the Knickerbocker rules in 1845, well into the industrial revolution. But it doesn't stop us from blending the two; is it so hard to imagine George Washington's soldiers at Valley Forge playing baseball?
>>83461302
Oh shit, what's this?
>>83461305
What?
>>83461302
>>83461156
>that ridiculously horrible shading on the abs
>or horribly misplaced dick
>>83461289
They don't have to be Jasper bara pic related is fine enough
>all the fucking Jasperfags in this thread
>>83461326
>>83461309 here
lots of good-looking articles and books mentioning the pastoralism and fiction of baseball here:
https://www.google.com/search?q=baseball+pastoralism
I'd also recommend Ken Burns' Baseball; it covers a lot of this in the first episode.
>>83461058
>>83461345
Nice titty.
>>83461350
>>83461309
>filename
I like you.
