Kamala, grab my tits!
Who is this spunk monk?
>>83457608
Gwen Pooleclaimed
>>83457608
Gwen Poole. Aka Gwenpool.
>>83457318
You know what to do drawfaga
>>83457318
*honk*
Okay, what's next?
>>83457318
>ADVENTURE
>>83457699
>Movie Theater Lad
Whatever happened to that guy?
>>83457713
*Drawfags
>>83457318
>Delicious Infidel Meat
>>83457757
He went to /fa/ and then got bullied out of existence I think.
>>83457713
>lolsorandumb
>>83457791
Bulllied out of existence?
So he offed himself?
>>83457757
Probably dropped his trip once every thread he posted in started immediately turning into "an MTL thread".
Why he thought sharing with 4chan his lurid tales of Boy Scout drag queen circlejerks, I don't know, but nobody wanted to see it reposted literally every time he replied except the trolls.
>>83457820
No he just disappeared google for Gwen drag show or Spider-Man should be an art kid instead of a scientist and you should be able to find him.
>>83457854
Nah he was cool with that getting posted, he used to post his Gwen Stacey drag costume he was working on for some local drag show.
>>83457318
I wanna rape this bitch
>>83458195
GWEN IS FOR TENDER LOVING!
>>83457318
She is a generic moe waifu.
>>83457699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4
>>83458285
Words mean things learn that before you talk
>>83457318
Haven't been on /co/ for a while.
All is right with the world.
>>83457713
>2016
>posting old memes
>>83457318
Kamala, tongue my anus!
Did YOU blow it with Ms. Marvel?
>>83460378
It wouldn't blow itself, so what options did I have?
>>83460199
I want to tongue Gwen Poole's anus!
>>83457318
If they made her lesbian or even bisexual the ammount of hate would skyrocket
>>83462953
But so would the amount of porn, so it would even out in the end.
>>83464594
This.
It would get Korra'd.
I really love Gwenpool, she's a breath of silly fresh air.
>>83464681
Fresh air that smells like murder.
Hype for Gwenpool: Civil War
>>83464681
>seeing my own edit posted
>>83457699
I'd fuck him/let him fuck me.
>>83465277
very hype. stupid shit for a stupid event.
>>83465336
I like how that horse looks.
>>83465363
Perhaps it too is a self-aware pop-culture consumer from another dimension.
>>83465336
>realistic guns in comics
>>83465473
That's not even the craziest thing about the picture.Apparently Gwen is left-handed.
>>83465543
She is holding the phone in her left hand in >>83464681.
>>83465543
that trigger discipline, she just keeps getting better.
>One of Gwenpool's first misadventures involved stealing a humanity-destroying virus from the Black Cat and selling it to Hydra to get money easily, believing that the Avengers would simply deal with any sort of consequence.
I... I may have to read this.
>>83465904
oh its stellar, her fight vs Thor is my new favorite thing.
>>83465904
Pick up her zero issue, it collects her backups in Howard the Duck and the bit in the holiday special where she fights a sword guy with the help of the internet.
Kamala is cute CUTE
>>83465973
So I've heard.
>>83466002
Thank you.
>>83458285
You don't know what three out of those six words mean, apparently.
>>83465336
Do you think Gwen will realize that she's in a new CW event and attempt to do something to deliberately top it in sheer stupidity?
>>83457713
I support this
you should request it in the draw thread
>>83465336
>dat trigger discipline
>>83465363
>>83465425
shhh you'll attract undesirables.
>>83468688
>>83465661
I recently watched the Masters of the Universe movie.
One of actors casually pulls the trigger several times during non-action scenes. On a shot gun.
>>83465543
She's specced to dual wield.
>>83465632
>>83469141
>She's specced to dual wield.
Right, I should have guessed.
>>83460378
only instance where Kamala is cute
i dont know maybe im just being racist
>>83460064
It's a residential meme. It's fine.
>>83457318
Who is she and what show is she from?
>>83457608
Moot after the sex change operation.
>>83462953
I'm sad that this is probably true.
>>83464594
But so would this. Depending on the amount, I'd say it would be worth it.
>>83469202
Don't worry anon, it's just Gurihiru
>>83468688
>>dat trigger discipline
It would have probably made more sense if she didn't have any, because Gwenpool relies on her knowledge of comic book tropes over having actual knowledge on what she's doing.
>>83471462
Maybe she visited /co/ some time and learned from /k/ raging over shitty guns in comics?
>>83465632
>Dakka dakka dakka dakka
Waaagh?
>>83472626
WAAAGH!
>>83457318
I would grab her tits. I'd love to take a swim in that Gwenpool if you catch my drift.
>>83465336
>bayonet ducttaped to the barrel
>>83472892
What happened
WHAT HAPPENED I MUST KNOW
>>83471384
Why doesn't Gurihiru do more comics? I'd read any comic they did the art for, but it feels like they only do specials and variant covers.
>>83465904
>>83465973
Not that anon, but I started reading it after this posts too and fuck, I didn't imagine it to be so dark
The first chapter ends withthe henchman being killed and Gwen forced to work for MODOKand the second withher having to deal with the idea that going against guys like Thor is fucking scary and with MODOK that is going to find out that she's useless
There are still jokes, but I imagined it to be on the same level of series like Hellcat or Squirrel Girl as far as seriousness goThanks for having made me start this comic, dear anon, wherever you are
>>83470928
please tell me i want to know too
>>83472892
WAAAGH!
>>83474105
They're kept busy doing all the art for the Avatar comics.
>>83474137
She wouldn't be a 'pool without a healthy dose of suffering.
>>83465336
What is this art from?
>>83465310
4chan has made me gay and forced me to think im still straight.
>/co/ complains for months about Spider-Gwen and Gwen being brought back to life and inserted in to other characters
>/co/ loves Spider-Gwen and Gwenpool now
You're all hacks.
>>83476461
Well, technically she isn't Gwen Stacy, she's Gwen Pooleand that's the reason she became Gwenpool. She didn't request it, but the woman that does costumes for the superheroes read her name and made that connection
>>83476461
>/co/ is one mind
>/co/ can't change opinion after actually reading the comic
>>83476640
But the books aren't even good, you guys are just fapping to her design.
>>83467476
>cobbles together a Black Bolt clone out of tin cans and banana peels
>>83460064
What you got against old memes, fool?
>>83476800
I have literally only once fapped to Gwenpool
>>83476800
>/co/ should share my opinion
ok
>>83476640
>>83476461
>>83476800
If it makes anyone feel better, I read the book and found it tasteless humorless lolzorandumbz shit with weeb art
>>83476800
That's, like, your opinion, man
I only started reading it today, because until now I thought that it was on the same tier of the other female-lead series that came out in this period (except Ms. Marvel), instead I found out that it's about Gwen discovering that just from being a "heroine" and knowing that it's a comic, like Deadpool, is no reason to think everything will be ok
It's not outstanding, but there have literally been only 2 issues till now
It at least deserve the benefit of the doubt
>>83472892
>quinones and beyruth
Can anyone explain the joke to me please?
>>83477180
If it makes you feel worse, I had fun reading the book.
Now excuse me while I go to shitpost in the thread for things I hate.
>>83476461
You've got it backwards, /co/ started out liking Spider-Gwen for the interesting world and her being a mess with her life falling apart. People came to hate her as she got progressively more boring and Rodriguez showed himself to be an ass.
>>83477247
Beyruth is the artist for that story. Guess the name of the artist who normally draws that cop.
>>83474137I'm right here, so you're welcome.
Going to look around for issues today, myself.
>>83476820
Yes, somebody write it in.
>>83476800
I did not have sexual relations with that waifu.
>>83477476
So this means she can tell art styles apart. Can she tell writers apart and if so how long till she starts abusing McNinja rules.
>>83477186
Also the writer is solid and is known for slow boil and exciting reveals and climaxes.
>>83478910
>Huh? Exactly WHERE did Rhodey get "anti-Thanos" missiles?
>>83478910
Seen the great difference in tone between that first story in the Howard the Duck comic and the plot in her actual comic I think it's possible that it will never be brought up again
>>83471462
She had to manually learn to gun. May have accidentally shot someone and realized what is safer.
>>83479130
Or, more likely, she learned it from a youtube video
>>83479149
She traveled to another universe were the comic equivalent of anon lives?
She can never catch a breath
Would a Gwenpool tulpa basically be real?
>western comics are morphing into moe shit
>>83479508
No, because reality is subjective.
>>83457318
Back in the 90s when the animu crept into Marvel... I was in awe. Look at the emotion of the scene, the coloring only makes it better.
Now we get wapanese bishojo lol randoms
>>83462953
Shit man, I'd buy the comics twice.
Just as long as she doesn't shave the sides of her head and start lecturing people on how terrible they are, I'd fully support that.
>>83457796
>being this newfag
>>83460064
>current year
>being this autistic
>>83479562
Finally we're catching up to what Japan's been doing since 2007.
>>83479663
>Just as long as she doesn't shave the sides of her head and start lecturing people on how terrible they are, I'd fully support that.
Hey, not all lesbians are terrible people
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Us6DHRC.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>83457608
>>83479622
>Mister Creed was a decent man
Creed? Sabertooth Creed?
In what fucking universe?
>>83479707
Oh it's not lesbians I'm worried about, it's Marvel.
>>83479149
I love the idea of Gwen directly trying to sell her own comic in hopes she won't die due to low sales.
>>83479864
Age of Apocalypse.
They had... different... values.
>Kamala will never be Gwen's Cable
>>83479909
I'm still holding out for someone making a gif of http://youtu.be/aDTwO0TlwOU
but with Gwen replacing Jay.
>>83480128
>Cable and Deadpool
>Kamala and Gwenpool
Eh, I'll allow it.
>>83460064
It's not an old meme, it's just vintage
>>83457699
I wonder if he knows Ofu died; weren't Ofu and MTL really good buds?
>>83457318
Grab what? You are flat.
>>83479622
What hell happened to Blink & the Exiles?
>>83484157
Rude.
>>83485155
They were dead before recruitment, so I'd assume they are dead.
>There are people that don't like Gwenpool
I mean, I respectfully disagree with those people, so there's that
>>83489505
Most of them haven't read the book. They just get repulsed by the concept, which I will concede sounds pretty bad, and just write it off as shit.
>>83476461
i still hate spider-gwen, but love gwenpool. not because of anything specific about the characters, but rather the quality of writing.
Gwenpool is Marvel's Superboy-Prime
A love letter to Morrison and Morrison-esque stories. An exploration of the relationship between a protagonist and an auxiliary character, the consequences of maintaining such a powerful weapon that is 'plot armor', and the literal/figurative life-giving force of money that serves as the clockwork that runs the gears of the comic industry and thus propels Gwen Poole's life. See that she is a mercenary, an occupation that literally requires her to kill for money as she is killing (entertainment) for our money in real life.
As the Flash taps into the power of the Speedforce, the literary manifestation of movements, acting as both an ability within the narrative and a force that pushes the story forward; Gwen Poole too taps into an unnamed force made of popularity and sales numbers. To live, she must exploit the perceptions of cuteness, crude humor, and a culture of violence. She is both a reflection of the industry itself and the readers who support it. The end of issue 2 shows a pure existential crisis, why does she live and what for?
She exists merely to exist. A virus. A meme.
>>83492025
There's been what, three issues?
>>83492275
those issues are better than the first three of spider-gwen. and you can tell from that what the overall tone they're going for is.
>>83484157
They're enough of a handful.
>grab my tits
WOW HARAM
>>83476461
>/co/ hates Gwenpool when it was first announced
>/co/ mellows considerably when it's revealed she's not actually Gwen Stacy or related to Deadpool outside of a vaguely similar name and costume
>/co/ begins to like it when the residential CUTE artists(s?) and Dr. McNinja creator are brought on board
What's so hard to understand?
>>83476461
There is no hivemind. Different people have different opinions, and those opinions can change. You'll hear lots of people complaining about something early on, or before it comes out, because they've already made up their minds about it.
>>83492183
...
I want to fund Gwen's wanton rampages of destruction now.
>>83492183
She's picking up on that.
The though fucking terrifies her. She's scared of death, but is well aware she can't die as long as she's enjoyable to read about. As such, she has to act cocky and fun-loving no matter how scared she is because if she becomes boring, she very quickly becomes the girl Generic Badguy Number 87 murders to establish his villain cred.
>>83495027
>As such, she has to act cocky and fun-loving no matter how scared she is
;_;
>>83494758
>Her life literally depends on you buying the comic
>>83479562
Cant wait. Feel the power of moe.
>>83469202
She's drawn cute there whereas she's normally drawn with a giant sand people nose.
>it's another "female character trying to be like a ripoff of a male character" episode
Marvel are hacks.
>>83488204
They'll be back.
Eventually.
Hey, it IS comics.
>>83497115
Hopefully they'll actually address that at some point.
I wonder if Gwen would start panicking if she actually met the real Deadpool.
>No no no! If you show up it's only going to accentuate the fact that I'm not you!
>>83497258
It just feels so lazy and forced pandering.
If we got new fresh characters with new backstories and powers at the frequency we are getting things like this we'd have some cool shit and it would actually be All New Marvel.
>>83493075
Howard's staring really sells the point home!
>>83457318
>>83457713
I saw ou on the drawthread.
Nigga, did you just made a thread to get someone to draw free shit to you?
>>83497538
I think this thread came first.
>>83465336
>dat trigger discipline
/k/ here. Where do I sign up to have this fluid druid as my waifu?
>>83457757
What I want to know is did Loudness Lad finally off himself while blubbering about how superheroes were never going away
>>83477180
Of course you did, Megs.
>>83457854
That wasn't actually MTL.
They didn't use his tripcode, just the name.
>>83497352
How is Gwen Poole not a new fresh character with a new backstory and new powers?
Because she doesn't share a name, personality, backstory, or powers with either Gwen Stacy nor Deadpool. The only things she really shares with either of them is a first name and blonde hair for Gwen and a vaguely similar costume for Wade.
>>83497352
>>83497975
She's also a mercenary like Wade.
Or was until she became a hostage.
>>83497538
>>83497668
Check post times. Thread definitely came first.
I'm the guy who made the request in the drawthread.
It seemed obvious that people wanted this drawn but no one could be arsed to make a proper request, so i did.
>>83498063
Sad, but kind of understandable.
>>83493075
What did she do?
>>83495282
It would be funny if there is a gag at the front or back of the comic where the writers make it explicit, if the comic doesn't cell well then they will fucking kill Gwen Poole.
>>83498298
Snuck under his desk to blow him
>>83476461
I've loved Spider-Gwen from the start, anon.
Not Gwen Poole though. She's just a less-awful Deadpool, and that doesn't make her good.
>>83476398
Being attracted to something that looks like a woman with a penis isn't gay, because you're not attracted to the cock you're attracted to the form
Gays are gay because they mistakenly believe that men are physically more sexually attractive than women, and men happen to have cocks
So if women looked like men and men looked like women then lesbians and gays would fuck the opposite gender
>>83497727
You buy her issues, and in return she's thankful that you're literally helping her stave off death.
>>83498537
Let me correct this:
>Being attracted to something that looks like a woman isn't gay
>Being attracted to a penis is VERY gay
Thus, the gayness level depends heavily on whether the penis is a deal breaker for the observer or the focus of the piece of media.
>>83498298
Remembered a story about Black Cat getting her hands on some kind of super virus. Thought it was boring and scary, unlike something "fun" like a cosmic cube, so she stole it and sold it to Hydra for money.
>>83498815
I find it almost believable how Gwen is so preoccupied thinking about plot armor and such that she doesn't think about the actual consequences of her actions. Then again, maybe at the end of the day she knows exactly what she is doing and she knows that selling weapons to bad guys isn't that bad because she knows it will be resolved without much bloodshed.
>>83457318
When the mcu's about to die around phase 9 they should give her a movie. Who would you cast?
>>83500077
>Phase 9
>like 25 years from now
>any actress young enough to play Gwen Poole hasn't been born yet
>>83500077
>>83500137
Yeah I don't know, it would have to be someone special. Hopefully there will be a genetically-engineered celebrity superwaifu by that time.
And also it would probably help the movie if social and legal standards about sexuality and violence loosen up quite a bit more by then.
>>83499909
you just described her plot armor she does comedic thing just so all the bad things she does gets solved in a comedic way with her on top but shes starting to see that things dont work out like that
>>83500897
I don't think she is trying to make her comic comedic. It's not that light hearted such that no one will die either. Her side kick has already died.
>>83492183
But, wasn't that Weezie/The Blonde Phantom's whole deal back in "Sensational She-Hulk?" To be a character in a popular comic book in order to stay alive, after her husband/sidekick died when her book was cancelled in the 40s?
I want to read a story about Gwenpool aggressively seducing Kamala.
>>83465632
What's the recoil on an AK-47 type rifle?
Would that slam the gun into her face or just fuck up her wrist?
>>83506557
Rifles generally don't have too much kick as the gun itself has a fair bit of mass to it.
>>83474169
MapsXGewnpool porn when?
>>83457318
ADVENTUUUURRRREEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_Pay7MErw
>>83506557
>needs two hands to fire a rife
what are you? casual? git gud
>>83508140
more please
>>83465632
>she even dakkas
Be still my beating heart
>>83506557
That's a galil, you mark ass bitch
>>83457318
Should I read Gwenpool solely based off the fact she's cute?
>>83509813Yes
>>83509813
Come for the cute, stay for the suffering
>>83509813
Waifu-related reasons are the only reason to read this anon.
Hahaha.
Sword.
>>83510289
It looks like it's got some good writing going on from the caps I've seen of it though. Unless those moments are few and far between.
>>83510505
That's not how you pronounce sword
>>83505238
I want to read a story about Gwenpool aggressively seducingme
>>83510596
There have literally only been 2 chapters + her first story with Howard the Duck
There literally isn't much more than the caps you've seen
>>83510603
Well how do you pronounce it?
>>83511938
Sword, obviously.
>>83511938
"Sword"
>>83511938
Alpha Flight.
>>83493075
>>83512173
You cheeky fucker
>>83512262
Took me a minute. Bravo.
>>83511959
Well I feel foolish.
>>83511145
>literally
I'll forgive you this once for using that as many times as you did. Thanks for the info though, I'm about to start reading her comics.
>>83512262
is it weird that i took a look at that pic and thought of something similar to the filename, without even noticing the filename until a minute later?
>>83512503
I know, I noticed it only after I already said the message.
I suppose that's what happens when you write half of a post, start doing some other shit and only later come back to write the rest of it
>this whole thread
So... this is actually a good series to read, then?
>>83512602
The only judge of that can be you, anon.
>>83506557
The bigger problem is that she doesn't really wear ear prEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83512602
It's 2 issues in. No reason not to give it a shot.
>>83479039
I can see her abusing the Conservation of Ninjutsu. Since that is known to be in play and she's from our world.
>>83512652
>She actually calls Thor out by her actual name.
That was a great bit.
>>83479909
Do you think she'll ever stop to consider just how doomed she is? Like I love her, but let's be real, she's a gimmick. The nature of her concept isn't a longlasting character. She can't keep up the excitement of being the real girl in a fictional world forever since eventually it's going to become normal to her and her comic knowledge will become outdated. On top of that, her design is a playful knock-off of existing characters and won't be anything iconic. Plus even if she does manage to stick around, it only takes one bad writer to ruin her.
Also thinking about her eventual fate will only make her comic more dramatic and open the window for more suffering.
>>83509728
A Galil is not an AK in the same way that Ballester-Molina is not a 1911.
>>83508140
Who is this semen demon?
>>83513587
With the type of story we are reading I would see her expecting the Conservation of Ninjitsu to work only to find out that it actually doesn't
>>83513685
And she remembered it more for being played by Natalie Portman then for anything else
>>83513719
I think we will have an anticipation of what will come out with the next chapter. If she find some way to actually become competent in something she has a chance to "survive" as a character. Otherwise I don't think it will go much further her seriesBut, after all, Marvel being Marvel, it really depends on how much she sells
>>83499909
She literally swallowed the super virus because she assumed it was just the mumps and she was immunized. Then Howard explained to her that the mumps also exists in their universe.
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>>83512602
I'm enjoying it
>>83513829
She's on the cover of one of the distant future civil war 2 comics, so expect her to at least survive that long.
>>83513829
I liked that not knowing much about Whor showed she doesn't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the characters. She may be able to perfectly recall the details of stories she's read and liked, but she hasn't read everything.
>>83513936
Wait, I haven't been keeping up with Whor at all. Does she seriously still have a secret identity? Does anyone important know who she actually is?
>>83465336
>taping a bayonet to an M16
the jimmies are rustled
>>83517761
Well, the lug is even in the picture.
Could be she actually taped a kitchen knife to it.
>>83517761
>>83517833
Yeah, no indication it's an actual bayonet. And if she stole the rifle from a cop--which would be the Gwenpool thing to do--he probably wouldn't have had one.
>>83517564
>Does anyone important know who she actually is?
Not that I know of, but I also haven't been keeping up with her. Still, she takes it really seriously.
>>83518758
Do you think she uses a dry shampoo?
>>83519239
Thor? no, her hair is gone, what we perceive as hair is just Mjolnir adding some flair to a walking cancer party.
>>83519239
I don't think I knew such a thing existed until this moment.
>>83518758
saved for the next time i need a top cryptologist
>>83513936
*Sprain
>>83512262
kek
Storytime anon, when?my wife and I are now fans of Kamala because of the last storytime anon
>>83517761
>implying it was a bayonet
It's clearly a dildo/butt plug
>>83517564
No one, not even the main Avengers, and she seems really set on keeping it that way.
>>83518758
>or bones out of body
kek
>>83457318
>>83523520
>doesnt blink, gag or flinch
she's a pro.
>>83465632
>She is holding the phone in her left hand in >>83464681.
That appears to be a mirror shot, lad.
>>83523520
>>83523701
Was gonna say, this would be much hotter if her right eye shut and her mouth closed after they got hit.
>>83521455
What does your wife's son think?
>>83523711
It's not. Read her book.
>>83524095
Well so it is.
>>83524095
It's funny because seeing the edit you'd think that blush was added afterward but it's actually that way through the whole book.
>>83524095
So she's ambidextrous?
>>83524259
If we're concerned about that picture where she's got the gun up, she's also trying to drive a motorcycle.
Personally, I'd be driving with my dominant hand, and spraying wildly with my off hand. It sounds stupid, but, well. She's not very bright.
>>83524259
I'm right handed but hold my phone in the left, mostly.
But that's due to my right hand being busted so that I can't hold it right.
She has a sword in her right, though.
>>83460064
How long till Cockmongler makes a resurgence?
>>83513719
As soon as a new character starts getting even more popular, and her sales start to decline, she realizes she only has one chance: reboot her character.
Next year, Gwen Poole is...Nova-gwen! Or The Red She-Pool! Captain Gwenpool! The Invincible Iron Gwen?
And so on and so forth until she's ridden every bandwagon and become an unholy amalgam of the entire Marvel universe.
>>83524954
I would love this just for the sake of seeing Ronnie getting fed up with having to make so many rip-off costumes for her
>>83524954
I'd love to watch her try and anticipate harebrained marketing ploys and emulate them, staging typical first-page situations, producing cliffhangers, coming up with narratives that could be a good story and never mind the facts...
That would be kinda glorious.
>>83524954
Gwen Poole is actually a new Cosmic Entity on par with Death and company, the collective memetic subconscious of their entire reader base, she just doesnt know it yet.
>>83524954
>DareGwen
>Can't see shit in this mask but who needs sight when you have plot convenience!
>>83525120
I do really hope she eventually finds out that she never actually existed outside the marvel universe and she's just an invented character with the memories of someone from another universe
>>83525120
that or she's the continuity gem given mortal form
>>83525155
She did dodge the question of how she got there when Howard asked.
>>83524954
we need a Gwen Goblin already
>>83525120
Anon, please.I'm already writing an explanation of how she's actually the Abstract Entity Myth, born from the coupling of Epiphany and Rick Jones and retroactively existing throughout history as various mythological women before eventually becoming a representation of the modern mythology of superheroes in her current form.
>>83525155
Maybe she meets a character who knows about interdimensional travel and he tries to determine what is actually up with her.
Then they try and determine logically if her shit adds up in a scene of unbridled meta.
>>83525232
Fuck it, there needs to be an Edge of Gwen-Verse, where all the weird alternate Gwens come together, and Gwen Poole's just there and protesting the fact that she's not actually Gwen Stacy.
