Jam Buddies Edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
tfw you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on SU.
The results from last night are in! I'm holding you to this /sug/!Record low turnout, also wow these threads got slower.
First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10387193
>it's a us government abducts the gems to experiment on them episode
Reminder that this will be the new CG by the end of the season.
>inb4 Ruby and Sapphire
It's happening whether you like it or not.
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
I still like Stevidot more.
Would Peridot's narcissism lead her to be annoyingly chummy with other Peridots, or would she be threatened by them?
>>83447732
nth for the return of Lady of the Sea and Lady of the Limbs anons
>>83447707
I doubt bubbled will be any of these
>>83447717
Will the whole Ruby Squad join them?
I'm tired of Lapis being unhappy. She was suppose to be happy, not depressed. I want her to be happy again.
>>83447717
>Just the one Ruby and Sapphire
It's like you DON'T know about Ruby Squad and Sapphire Squad (admittedly the second one is pure speculation, but enh)
>>83447717
Luckily I finished my action figure collection already.
>mfw another SU game announced at E3
>>83447751
they're dead anon
>>83447710
>cia goes to beach city
>find garnet
>says she's a big gem
>>83447789
in 3D
>>83447761
She's happy, but just won't show it.
>>83447812
It would be even shittier than usual.
>>83447710
>it's a Garnet kills a shit-ton of Marines episode
Any good artists around that can illustrate Dottie and Amy acquiring some stolen limb enhancers? We know that if any gem can impersonate another gem during an infiltration, it's Amy.
>>83447527
>>83447629
>>83447750
I just wanted to discuss how the author is a pedantic fuck with 0 storytelling talent, but it derived in a "traps are filthy subhumans" thread.
I miss news anon. Did they get banned or something?Did they find something better to do?
>>83447832
let's DO IT!
>>83447789
Fuck you, AT deserves a good game first. At least SU as ATL.
>>83447756
>tfw you have 3 pet rats
goddamnit anon
happy national donut day everyone!
>larry david directs an episode of SU
what happens ?
>>83447881
i want this fat fuck to die
>>83447877
I liked the first AT game, it was a neat Zelda 2 clone.
Everything else is trash though.
>>83447844
>That spoiler
People seem to forget that you can get warned/banned even if a thread hits the archive.
>>83447892
your mother isn't in the picture,anon
>>83447907
What do they talk about in /ksg/?
>>83447912
Oh I know, it just seems surprising to me that they'd bother at that point.
>>83447863
They did, and said they'll stop for a bit until the heats off.
>>83447789
>it's a SH/RE style game set in the hospital with Priyanka as the main character
>With late PS1 or early PS2 3D
>>83447929
Its basically tripfag chatroom
Imagine Lady of the Sea anon and PeriLove anon but the entire thread
>>83447914
but yours is
which made you feel worse?
>>83447963
But do they have poems
>>83447984
yes
>>83447982
Both have proven themselves to be shit gems if they want to
>>83447982
The recorder.
>>83447982
The first one.
>>83447982
Lapis.i really don't give a shit about greg
>>83447952
Why would they get banned for actually doing something halfway creative and entertaining?
>>83447982
top, easily
Amy needs an episode without drama.
>>83447982
She broke peri's talk box that made her not sad
Sad peri is bad
>>83447844
going to throw a wild one and say its part of the bismuth arc, Rebecca mentioned a new character that will appear this season, but not in the summer of Steven.
>>83447982
Jasper falling into the crack.
>>83447982
Amethyst and Steven have never really talked about that since it first happened, huh?
Pretty fucked up.
>>83447953
Somebody should post those 3d assets someone on tumblr did after Nightmare Hospital aired?
>>83447993
But are they good.
>>83447982
Amy turning into Rose was definitely more intense
>>83447982
I laughed when Lapis did that and I'd laugh again.
>>83447982
The first one since Lapis technically was trapped in a recorder and her reaction was mostly understandable (although calling it junk was a low blow).
That Amethyst shit was fucked up.
>>83447982
Top. Lapis has an excuse to hate Peridot; Amethyst was just selfish and being a jackass.
>>83447884
Steven hates the Blacks, since Steven has some dust in his eyes Kofi has to read Connie's note of agreement on the matter for him.
>>83447952
Really? Sasuga mods banning the best part of the threads.
>>83448022
Amy needs to smooch Earl.
>>83447709
I wwalked in with pic related and got a 3-day
in the middle of a stevenbomb
>>83447707
along with amethyst I think jasper might be involved in the ep too
>>83448022
>episode centered around a single character
>no drama
>>83448017
>>83448069The new team are like fucking nazis
>>83447982
obviously the top one. It's not like her cassette broke, so she can just get another one, if she honestly feels that having Lapis isn't sufficient.You can't bring Rose back.
>>83448056
She called it garbage.
>>83448077
Shit taste,Pearl
>>83448027
Ah fuck, that's a good one actually. I make the lists off of popular theories or fringe ones that I've seen and throw in whatever else I can think of, that's not half bad anon. I'll remember this and give a shout out if you turn out to be right.
>>83448022
>Crack the Whip
>Steven vs Amethyst
>The Kindergarten Kid
The despair train just keeps on a-rollin'!
>>83448032
>Amethyst getting character development
>in SU
Sugilite being an unstable bitch has never even been resolved and that was episode 20.
And if you're thinking that was just a one off and not supposed to be a character arc, nope, Amethyst got a song about how this is still bothering her in episode 63.
Yum
>>83448127
>Sugilite being an unstable bitch has never even been resolved and that was episode 20.
She talked a bit about that in the Sardonyx arc.
>>83448103
Is it as bad as /tg/ used to be?
>>83447982
Amethyst turning into Rose, easily. Especially since the rest of the episode was centered around how fucked up that was.
>>83448143
>Lady of the Sea
>Shitposter
F U C K I N G D E L E T E T H I S
>>83447982
The top, it wasn't just extremely fucked up for Greg, but for Steven too. The bottom was kind of mean but the top was fucking twisted.
>>83448127
>Sugilite will never call you little man
JFMSU
>>83448160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3vV8lLFqrc
At 1:49, Greg's hot voice matches this.
>>83447717
Uhhhh
>>83448204
What are you, their biggest fan or something?
S H I T P O S T E R
>>83448253
Amy is a fucking molester.
>>83447982
I'd have smashed Amethyst.
>>83448204
So, tell me
Why are you using a name?
>>83448119
Good on you because I agree that anon made a pretty good theory
>>83448285
>>83448253
is that a talking tom notification
>>83448322
The only ziggurats I know about are the ones in DCSS
>>83447748
K A P O W I E
>>83447642
Good Morning, /mlp/!
>>83448322
>getting banned for zigguratposting
truly there is no justice in this world
>>83448361
I swear I saw a death note edit of this.
>>83448364
MY FUCKING SIIIIDES
>>83447843
Good man right here
>>83448274
good
>>83448385
>>83448313
Why not?
And now peridot!
>>83448458
That didn't answer my question
>>83448303
Who drew this?
If two gems fuse, and those gems both had their gemstone on the same bodypart, do they get a fusion power bonus?
>>83448325
>one guy draws goat horns and a dress on me, and calls me Asrielle chan
Promise me we will never hit those levels of autism, /sug/, please .
>>83448490
>one of the peridots got a crotch-gems
6/10
>>83448500
Becky
Can there be more grumpy gems?
>>83448458
>image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpjsFcb2uo
>>83448500
Sucrose
>>83448499
Sometimes, you don't have ulterior purposes than the only fact you can do it.
I can name myself, so I did.
>>83447982
Greg is back to his same old self. Peridot will never have that recorder ever again.
>>83448499
So you can filter them
>>83448541
>Greg
What about Amethyst? She's fucked in the head, too.
>>83448512
i won't say no
>>83448253
>cat app
Kek
What are you? Female?
>>83448541
She can just buy a new one. All the important information is on the cassette which is still intact.
>>83448535
I mean, you can smash your balls with a hammer if you want to, so yeah.
Still, most of us are anonymous, and the ones who aren't usually have good reasons to not be, for examples they are drawfags, or writefags, but I don't see you being any of these things.
But, still, I guess you're better than an attention whore that tells people that he's gonna kill himself but then doesn't do it.
>Mfw when I heard lapis was coming back
>>83448617
>ifunny
>undertale
get out
>>83448617
/utg/ get out
>>83448617
>mfw they're getting put on a fucking bus for townie shit
>>83448617
FUCKING FUCK OFF
>>83448617
>undertale
>oney
>ifunny
this picture is perfect
>Random thought incoming...
>Peridot learns about valentines day.
>Steven and Connie discover that Peridot is writing a card to some unknown individual.
>They follow her letter around town.
>Eventually the letter reaches its target.
>Turns out that Peridot sent it to herself.
>She is overjoyed.
>>83448617
I fucking hate Oneyg and his unfunny animations
>>83448576
>>83448364
I have both talking tom and angela.
>>83448598
They don't sell those thinks anymore, anon.
>>83448678
It needs the "memegenerator.com" watermark
>>83448680
I can really see that hapening.
>>83447386
Yellow Diamond's going to have to do it.
And since she's never going to get off of her throne since she's not a real general...
Yellow Diamond's gem getting scratched and her being reduced to a powerless midget when?
>>83448533
I hate when they draw her gem as flat
>>83448490
It should have been called the Clod Factory
>>83448688
>9% battery
you better watch out
>>83448708
>diamond
>scratched
Anon
>>83448740
>only a diamond can scratch another diamond
>>83447709
I got banned about 4 years ago for saying I was "14/f/viljandi". I said it in a joking context, had to appeal with some nonsense about how it was a nation-wide inside joke. Jokes on them because I really was 14 years old back then.
>>83448688
Ayyy lmao you live near kim!! Or are you kim? Is that a fucking tablet?! OH NOOOOOOO KLASSIC KIM HAS MIGRATED!!
>>83448688
>tumblr
>Vine
Yep, definetly female or a very homo guy
>>83448779
Oh no, i use them to stalk this hot teen girl named lauren anton.
>>83448688
>I have both talking tom and angela.
>>83448640
>mfw I have to put up with even more whining from waifu-fags
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW NO MORE HUMANS, I WANT MUH GEM WAIFUS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
I'm so tired.
>>83448811
Alright. But that doesn't excuse the pet apps.
>>83448032
I don't think Steven really understood what was going on.
>>83448719
It is time to nuke Korea, they've fucked up too many times.
>>83448022
But I like drama
>>83448680
that would be incredible
and they would promote the fuck out of it, posting about peridot's ~mysterious valentine~ to rile shippers up, only to ruse them
>>83448032
That would be uncomfortable as fuck
>>83448888
I'm sure it would return.
>>83448680
>>83448890
I would pay to see this happen.
>>83448779
is it weird for a guy to have those things? I mean maybe tumble because only nerds and hipsters use that anyway but I know a lot of normal guys who like instagram and vine
What gem would actually be the most likely to let you bone them?
why does greg always gets the amazons>mfw i'm an disgusting barafag
>>83448826
then go to bed
>>83448961
amy, all others would deny and/or laugh at you
>>83448961
Amethyst almost certainly.
>>83448961
Amethyst, obviously
>>83448965
Fuck off Woolie!
>>83448961
Im going to say Peridot, mostly because she wouldnt understand the implications and is eager to learn more about Earth customs.Tfw you will never take sexual advantage of a naive and confused Peridot
>>83447837
source on that webm? If this is part of a movie I gotta watch this shit.
>>83449041
>perifags want to literally rape their waifu
worst than pearlfags
>>83448768
Are you saying Rose was a diamond?
>>83449045
It's from Man of Steel
>>83449041
You would have to explain the process and necessary parts to her, and she was horrified by eating in the unused storyboard.
>>83448949
I don't judge because it's so widespread. But if you are a man with a tumblr or instagram you are more feminine than I and therefore go in the homo bin.
>>83449067
>trusting a black man
>>83448612
It's not like I'm tied to it anyway. I'm that kind of guy that would post random memes of Pepe over all a college's campus out of no reason. I know it. I did it twice.
>>83449078
Eating wasnt horrifying to her, it was what came after
>>83449045
Youre joking right? Man of Steel friend
>>83448961
I don't think any gem would let me bone them.
Not even Amethyst.
>>83449102
>I'm that kind of guy that would post random memes of Pepe over all a college's campus out of no reason
You are disgusting.
Good thing I can filter your posts.
>>83448961
>>83449106
True. But if she was disgusted with the digestive system, imagine trying to explain genitals to her.
>>83449099
I hate niggers too.
But it's the truth.
>>83448965
>poor_little_human_boy.png
>>83449107
>>83449076
the Superman one? Never watched it, Superman just seems bland to me, but I guess I have a reason to watch one now.
>>83449182
I really hate to bring this type of discussion in here but go in with low expectations. The DCEU has some issues
What
>>83449182
Man of Steel and the sequel Batman V Superman, are very divisive, so you'll likely either hate it or love it.I personally like both movies quite a bit.
>>83449114
The only reason Amy isn't fucking everything she sees, is she doesn't yet know what sex is. You've seen how she is with food. Once she discovers sex, she'll be unstoppable.
>>83447775
>not owning gems cut like their corresponding characters
Do you even like this show?
>>83449146
I hope Lapis was just sort of fucking with Peridot when she said she hated the pool they made. I want them to hang out in their little personal pond.
>>83449214
Is this loss
Crap, I think I'm becoming a Perifag.
>>83449222
Yeah, but, you haven't seen me.
Not even Amethyst would go that low.
>>83449257
kys before you become cancer incarnate
>>83449257
Kill yourself.
It's the only solution
>>83447837
I don't think Garnet would kill anyone unless they hurt Steven or something.
Pearl might though, she's nutty as hell.
LION AROUND
>>83449236
>mfw casuals don't own a life-size yellow diamond figurine of Yellow Diamond
>>83449257
Something bugs me about this gif.
>>83447789
>tfw still no large budget comfy rpg.
Haven't played that mobile game, but just imagine the same visuals, with a bigger budget, world and plot.
>>83449261
She literally eats trash.
>>83449300
see ya in 3 days
>>83449297
True
Romans would destroy the gems though.
Best gem
>>83449257
yessssss, let the adorable flow through you....
>>83449257
Embrace her.
>>83449300
Do you guys think Pearl is funny?
Not when she fucks up, but when she actually makes an attempt to be funny?
>>83449300LION around
>>83449300
Well, you did it.
Now it's your duty to post it.
I'm finally free.
>>83449312
her socks are fucked up
>>83449257
Steven's the real perifag
>>83449316
Trash is above me anon.
>>83447642
What's her name, /sug/?
I never watched this show before.
>>83449344
no
the best intentionally funny character is garnet
>>83449344
nope, it's funnier when she's being salty at small things like asymmetrical piles.
the gems need more rape
>>83449257
>Becoming
Anon please no one sane could resist Peridot so it's only a matter of time
>>83449257
everyone loves Peridot
>>83449356
It's more than that.
>>83449393
I agree.
>>83449384
Ms. P.
>>83449257
Everyone in this thread who isn't a Perifag is new to the show and hasn't seen Catch and Release yet.
>>83449355LION AROUNDis pretty much the Dread Pirate Roberts of /sug/
>>83449384
Mean green meme machine
>>83449237
She probably does have water PTSD, but was very obviously pushing it to fuck with Peri. Maybe Steven can help her in time for the swimsuit episode.
>>83449384
ninja turtle
>>83448433 (check'd)
Thanks, I need to add this to my kapowie collection so I can shitpost ad infinitum.
>>83449393
>>83449384
Steven's wife.
>>83449400
ay
>>83449344
No. It's not like she's supposed to be funny either. I'd actually hate a funny Pearl.
>>83449462
Pearl /ss/ is the best.
>>83449487
polyship end game confirmed!!!
>>83449476
Anon, this Stevidot posting is sad.
>>83449487
Lamydot best ship ever
>>83449214
The Cluster is cute. CUTE!
>>83449344
When has she ever tried to be funny?
Aside from the lion around thing she's never made a single joke
>>83449476
fool
>>83449476
>>83449530
Peridot is great, Stevidot is not.
anyone got pearl beating Steven for breaking a lamp?
Whats the deal with little smart brown grills with obsessive parents who have a thing for wierd short chubby white boys?
>Amedot shippers
mmh
>>83449535
wouldn't it be Lamedot?
or maybe Laperithyst?
>>83449547lion around
>>83447751
If you're looking for me
You better check under the sea
Cause that is where you'll find me
Underneath the Sealab
Underneath the water
Sealab
At the bottom of the sea
>>83449457
>Summer comes
>Swimsuit episode
>Lapis too busy being triggered by water to wear a swimsuit or go on the beach
>Peridot and Steven having fun on the beach during summer
>Peridot and Steven become Beach Summer Fun Buddies
>Lapis cries quietly in some dark corner
>>83449559
Peri is the Flatwoods Monster
>>83449559
mai nygga
we've seen forced fusion monsters that are a pile of legs and arms. Why aren't there any that are a pile of heads or tits?
Sapphire + multiple Rubies = a bigger Garnet with multiple faces
ITT: Predict the finale
> The cluster emerges to fight the Homeworld forces
> giant fight ensues, Cluster wins
> Steven goes up the the near-dead yellow diamond, hugs her neck
> everyone happy
>>83449577
they are drawn to guys with bigger destinies, Steven has some magical destiny and Bobby was the reincarnation of a Buddha
>>83449589
First one is OK, second one sounds odd.
>>83449577
I honestly do wonder if that's an intentional reference, or if it's just an absurd coincidence.
>>83449622
or a more ruby-ish garnet
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rs77VPK.png "latest[1].png")
>>83449622
So this dude(s)?
>>83449630
>everyone happy
>no rape
yeah ok bud keep dreaming
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XzEIsRm.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>83449577
THAT BOY AINT RIGHT
>Its Peridot tries to impress Lapis with her new limb enhancers episode
>>83449524
What do we call the fusion though? Lets run over the themes of fusions within this polyship.
>Perithyst: Qadruped with disturbing shapeshifting hair.
>Lapidot: Water+Technical know-how=any weapon/piece of technology you can imagine.
>Lapithyst: It farts and can eat practically anything, also spiky-tentacle weapons.
So therefore
>Lamydot: ALL GLORY TO THE TECHNOCTHULHUGOAT!
>>83449387
Absolutely.
Although more than once have her jokes slipped under my radar due to their deadpan delivery.
>>83449597
