If she falls in love with a man, the Internet will bitch.
If she falls in love with a woman, the Internet will bitch.
If she stays single, the Internet will bitch.
Is there a fourth option?
>>83438304
Yeah, realizing that opinions on the internet about kid movies don't mean shit.
Disney and Dreamworks combine and then shut down, leaving a massive animation power vacuum among dozens of smaller studios
>>83438304
>Is there a fourth option?
Yeah, you can shut the fuck up and stop being so concerned with other peoples' opinions.
To hell with love interests, Elsa should stay single. Any attempt at a romantic subplot is going to come off as forced and shitty.
>>83438304
Snow dildoes.
>>83438304
Cancel the movie.
>>83438304
She dies.
>>83438304
Don't make a sequel?
>>83438304
She collects a harem of men and women, the internet will still bitch though.
>>83438304
If she have an hot sex scene, the internet will praise it.
>>83438304
She spends the rest of her life getting her socks off by invoking Right of the First Night as queen, sleeping with both bride and groom.
>>83438547
It doesn't need a sequel, anyway, so that's a good 4th option.
>>83438304
Dead
>>83438304
She hooks up with the moose.
>>83438304
What if she falls in love with the Internet
Fourth option is kill everyone who watched Frozen.
>>83438304
Revolutionary Suicide.
She lives vicariously through Anna and/or fucks snow people?
>>83438304
4th is "do whatever the fuck you want and drink the internet's tears when they bitch"
are you an enormous ambulatory vagina or is there some other reason why you give even half a shit about this
>>83438304
Everybody dies
>>83438304
Polygamy.
>>83438304
>Is there a fourth option?
Make Frozen 2 a crossover which turns the fanbase into such frothing idiots that it drowns out the Tumblrverse. Having Elsa start dating Nick Wilde from Zootopia would bring up so many questions and set off two such huge, rabid fanbases that you'd never hear anything about Elsa's sexuality through all the noise.
More seriously, just ignore it. Tumblr doesn't matter in the real world. Disney would be better paying attention to the movie-going and paying customers, not random people complaining that Elsa wasn't a black tranny lesbian horse or whatever.
Frozen 2 is likely to suck anyways. When was the last time there was a good Disney movie sequel?
>>83440584
In fairness, most of those direct-to-video sequels weren't made by the main animation studio, but this one will be, so I have hope.
