Didn't see one in the catalog.
Season finale in an hour, expectations?
>>83427364
>Season finale in an hour,
Thank you for giving me the worst news I've had all day...granted I've only been awake for a couple hours and all I've done was watch family feud, and fail terribly at baking peanut butter cookies, but still...I thought this was gonna be a 12 episode season, the last episode didn't even make me laugh once.
>>83427364
all the quality shows have such short seasons now. i guess that's just the way it has to be... but i wish there were more of them
i mean i hope at least they get paid a third as much as youd get paid for doing a full proper 24 episode season, when you only do 8
>>83427467
how'd you fail, anon? i could help. what part of the results were undesirable?
>>83427364
veronica dean has been behind everything. she's gonna rant how every one notice she was hot but not smart.
>roughly paraphrased. i'm pretty sure she's gonna say it more bond villianish.
also veronica hired the woman who impersonated her. in the first episode.
she murdered her husband because she's a billionaire if the movie is canceled. all those shell companies cyril found will eventually land the money in her pocket
oh and everyone finds out about the robots.
>>83427845
archer has always had short seasons but this is ridiculous only 10 episodes a major deviation from the normal 12 with 11 and 12 being a 2 part conclusion to the end of the season while setting up the next one
>>83428123
it aint gonna happen bud
>>83428122
Either too much sugar, or not enough PB, tasted off.
Course doesn't help that my Oven is essentially a pile of scrap metal, usually have to cook stuff about 10 minutes longer than is need to get it right.
>>83427364
>I thought this was gonna be a 12 episode
I think FX has them on a very short leash and if the ratings don't improve over previous overall they aren't getting renewed.
Also they've had at least one lead animator jump ship which might mean Reed's getting tired of making the show.
>>83428276
yeah that can happen. but if you ended up with regular not-very-peanutbuttery cookies, then count yourself lucky. better than too-peanutbuttery or some part of the texture ruined. at least you know what to fix next time
in the meantime you can totally spread peanutbutter on those fucks. aint no rule says you cant. and if you wanted to melt a little chocolate with some cream in a double boiler or microwave, you could make a lil spreadable topping for each one
>>83428279
i'm okay with the show ending as long as they just start a new one immediately with the same people involved.
stream?
>10 episode season
>Archer
Just watched 1 through 5 these two weeks.
4 is not as good as 3, but my god is 5 abysmal. When they decided to give Pam more than 4 lines per episode it was all downhill from there.
They almost stopped doing the "one scene asks a question and the next one starts with an answer" too. That was the best part of the show.
Surprisingly, the only good characters left are Archer and Lana.
>>83428674
6 and 7 pick up the pace again
>>83428695
I have seen those too and no it doesn't. They aren't as bad as season 5, sure, but they never really recuperated back to season 4 level either.
The show used to be a constant barrage of new jokes and smart references to the show itself. Now it's just repeating self-created memes and just saying the name of a movie.
>>83428526
There will never be a stream again.
hell be fine
http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/archer-season-seven-ratings/
>>83428674
>"one scene asks a question and the next one starts with an answer"
I really like those too. And "phrasing."
The voicemail gag is funny but I honestly miss the ringtones.
This could quite possibly be the greatest episode of Archer ever.
>>83428927
>better than Season 2's RAMPAGE
no
>>83428790
> every other episode should have that fat whiny little piece of shit and his faded movie queen ex-wife in it, that'll keep the viewers coming back
How's that working out for you Adam
>>83428674
Lana is the worst character on the show. Get out
So the dead Archer in the pool is gonna be Kriger's replicant right?
>>83429045
I meant that those two haven't been AS flanderized or pushed to the background (like Mallory).
Sure, she's a bitch, but she plays her role in the show pretty well.
>>83429064
or the series is ending, which is more likely
Veronica a qt :3
>>83429064
They won't confirm it, they're just going to do the Kreiger clone schiick next season because
>Archer's writers
>orginality
Anyone else think this show is starting to have too many twists? Every episode it's "Oh, shit, the guy we were working for was behind the thing the whole time/he didn't pay us/it was a false alarm/etc".
These detectives are great. I'd watch a show about them.
>>83429114
I smirked at the shut up sequence.
Wait, they knew about the cyborgs?
The body and the androids were double red herrings, it's going to be archer dead at the end but no one will know the difference.
>>83429341
>Archerbot doesn't even realize he's an android
>We Blade Runner now
>>83428674
everyone says that. i disagree completely. loved vice. pam got to be hilarious, mallory got a lot to do, lana got knocked down several pegs, cheryl expanded a bit, cyril got to fuck up a lot.. archer had to deal with other people's shit a lot..
basically every season sucks at the end though because they end too quickly and usually abruptly and nothing gets solved
>the mother of his child
>I stole his sperm, he needs to take responsibility
>>83429331
They know krieger is crazy as fuck.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tt0077269/sets/72157650886571671
REEEEE wait what the fuck its over already I thought archer got like 12/4 episodes a season
Where's muh 13 episodes?
>>83429570
>pam got to be hilarious,
>to be hilarious,
>pam
>hilarious
Dude, she was a meme spouting fiend. Nothing about her that season made her even remotely funny. It was cringe-worthy.
Then Cheryl just repeated the first joke she ever had on the show by changing name and yelling her own special meme.
Mallory started crying every other episode for some reason, Krieger became one-note, Ray disappeared for half the season.
Everyone was insufferable.
Where is the crew living now? Do they just sleep at the office?
>>83429786
And woodhouse died, you forgot to mention that.
>>83429847
Probably. Didn't Archer wake up there one episode?
>>83429847
>woodhouse died
never confirmed
>>83429926
his va did though
>>83429953
he was already replaced by that point
OH SHIT
I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
THAT'S THE SYNTH TALKING TO VERONICA RIGHT NOW, HE'S RECORDING ALL OF THIS
ARCHER IS GOING TO SACRIFICE HIS ROBO DOUBLE.
I AM GUT SHOT WOMAN
Well they actually did it
>throw gun into pool
>wash hands in the pool
>all evidence is now gone
DED ARCHER
rip in pee, archer
W H A T
>>83429980
Welp
That's egg on my face.
Full circle.
Wow, they actually did it
WAIT WHAT!?
Oh wow. Double fake out.
So Kreiger's gonna revive Archer as a cyborg for next season?
Press F to pay respects
Press F to pay respects
Oh shit Archer will become a Cyborg next season
Rip in kill
I called it.
tfw they won't use this as an opportunity to timeskip and follow Seamus and AJ
tfw they're just going to Kreiger ex Machina him back next season
>>83429926
according to the AMA with the creator, woodhouse's death will be the basis of an episode in season 8. so, unless you consider the word of the creator to be unofficial, i would consider that to be a confirmation of his death. how about you?
>>83430244
>>83430247
N-Nandato?
>>83430241
>>83430248
And Archer's going to hate it.
>>83430241
This. Archer is a cyborg next season.
It's brilliant. FX won't cancel them with Archer dead.
Why tho
>>83430241
>>83430248
I'm ok with this if it means he's as powerful as Barry now. Fuck Barry.
Somehow I knew this would happen. Archer would be dumb enough to put himself in harms way instead of letting the android take the hit because of his contempt of his own mortality.
anyone got a download?
Okay. Had that guess, but didn't expect it to happen.
So... Series over?
>>83430311
can't get drunk if your a robot.
>oh god a robotic archer having to detox from booze
They can rebuild him. Make him, better...faster...stronger...they have the technology.
How much do you think they're gonna invest in him? Definitely not 6 mil.
Not as great as other season finales but that last few minutes were well worth it.
Please excuse bad English.....
Where were you when Sterling was kill?
>>83430325
>This was all part of Kreiger's plan to turn Archer into a cyborg so he can watch him and Barry fight
>>83430443
so is he dead for good?
>>83430522
No, the show is due for another season.
He'll be a cyborg.
>>83430500
Barry's dead
>>83430443
>Cheryl is worth half a billion
>It's literally never brought up, ever
Though now that I think about it, it's probably where Krieger gets the dosh for his gadgets.
>>83430366
Nope, Cyborg Archer.
Well, that finale seemed rushed, like they could have used two more episodes to build up the cyborgs and what shit, rather than just the one.
Also, that CIA episode seems even more out of place since it had nothing to do with anything and wasn't very good.
And I was gambling on a twin dealie with Veronica Dean because that hostage episodes had her characterization so different.
>>83430617
veronica dean was behind it all wasn't she?
>and they said i was wrong. whose wrong now steve?
>>83430570
Dude, he was in an episode and forced everyone to find his biological mom at gunpoint.
He'll be fine.
>>83430617
>And I was gambling on a twin dealie with Veronica Dean because that hostage episodes had her characterization so different.
Yeah, that's weird. I was thinking there would be some sci-fi explanation or it would be revealed that she's got dementia ("She's like 50!). Also, who was the fake Veronica in the first episode?
>>83430809
50 is kind of young for dementia isn't it?
H-He'll be back...I-It was just a ruse...ha...ha...
>>83431346
Hence the joke. Everyone calling her old, Archer going "She's like 50!" every time, and then it turns out she has dementia and Lana laughs some more at Archer for fucking an old lady.
>>83430570
>didn't watch it through the end
nope, he still lives; just that he's only have his endoskeleton on.
>>83428180
IT HAPPENED MAN! I CALLED IT.
TORRENT WHEN?
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>>83431683I know you got that from reddit.
>>83431731
Just made it myself actually.
>>83431402
archer isn't dead his plan was to wear a vest and get shot then have the cyborg tape the entire thing. i'm thinking he's under water but has some trick to breathing.
>>83431779
H;wa fwD X HO,
>>83430297
can't argue with that
So what are the odds that he stays dead?
>>83430443
>They can rebuild him. Make him, better...faster...stronger...they have the technology.
Adam Reed's character, Ray Gillette, literally gets his name from a $6M Man character
it's unbelievable but he's a bigger bionicfag than I am
HOLY SHIT ARCHER DIED
WTF RIP
>>83431876
It happened in Star Trek and no one batted an eye.
>>83431779
I hope so. I don't like the idea of Archer being dead for real and having a robot replacement running around pretending to be him.
Something about that just makes me feel depressed, Like...knowing the real thing is actually fucking dead.
>>83431876
>a robot replace
hello i am archer replace
>>83431918
so help me if you bring up Ensign Kim again I will personally murder you
>>83431993
you can't murder a robot
>>83432121
FIRST OFF IT'S NOT A ROBOT
>>83432121
The eternal debate.
Some would disagree, I pray those people aren't in this thread.
STREAM LINK WHEN
>>83430582
They brought it up, she kept spending her money while her brother wasted it on charity.
>>83432266
>build up a dynasty over 3 centuries
>your inbred, psychotic children are going to blow it all on bullshit with no heirs in sight
Why even bother?
>post YFW archer knew the cyborg would fuck up trying to propose to lana just to fuck with her
>>83431779
either that, or risk Kreiger turning him into a Cyborg.
Aw shit
Next season 6 million dollar man season?
>>83429965
Woodhouse only had one guy, a series regular, replace him for ONE episode after the actor died, so no, he wasn't replaced by that point.
Way to be casual, Casual McCasualson
>>83432332
It's not blown, it's just in a trust fund so she can't just spend all of it at once.
>>83432453
>its the season archer can finally get revenge for barry stealing Katya
>>83432332
IIRC, almost everyone in Cheryl's family is crazy.
Before they got out of the car, android-Archer mentioned that the plan sounded overly complex. There's got to be more layers than what we're seeing right now.
>>83432789
Two Archer-bots
>>83432782
>Cheryl's
Don't you mean Carol's?
>>83432789
This. Plus, Archer knew that Veronica was a murderer and wouldn't just put the gun right there for no reason. He definitely expected her to start shooting.
>>83432789
They were all Archer bots. Archer bots all the way down. I hope the DVD extras has gags where everyone is just Archer bots, like the dinosaur one. Everyone is Archer bot. Except Krieger who is still Krieger.
I'm betting he's really dead, but Krieger will revive him, make him part machine. Do a season based on The 6 Billion Dollar Man, bring back Katya and Barry.
Archer......Dead....;_;
>>83432421
Kreiger stop this shit with cyborgs
>>83432789
Two archer bots, he will just show up and they're like wait what
>>83434251
He'll show up at his own funeral, hung over and having been gone for 3 months
>where the hell where you
>Mexico, throwing coconuts at Joh Huston's house. Why what did I miss?
>>83434309
Making it how many seasons now that we've started with him having run off to some other part of the world?
>yfw Krieger revives Archer as a cyborg next season
>>83434309
Or he's Cyborg'd/Tony Stark'd.
>>83434052
Yeah this guy gets it.
>Barry shows up after reconciling with his mother or not.
>Archer picks up a blunt object
>Barry starts gloating that it won't do shit because he's a Cyborg and Archer is just a dude.
>Archer creams the shit out of him
>>83432332
In one of the episodes didn't they have a small clip of her supervising the building of a giant hotel?
I think it's subtly implied that even though shes psycho/retarded she has a good business sense while her brother blows his half of the inheritance of crap
>implying Archer is ever going to have "revenge" on Barry
The one time Barry ever actually got one up on Archer was when he got Katya killed, after that Katya would have ended up leaving Archer anyway. The karmic balance here is still way in Barry's favor
>>83435470
whatever happened to Katya anyways? last i saw her was when she told barry to fuck off
>>83436416
she's still running the KGB
so any word on Season 8
>>83436715
animated in flash and uploaded to newgrounds judging by the ratings this season
Did they intentionally have the black detective look like Keegan Michael Key? i mean he's already voicing the nigger
>>83436812
There are tons of characters who resemble their VAs. I'm actually pretty shocked the MKUltra dude wasn't Ron Swanson.
>>83436778
Goddamn that burn.
>>83430554
>the show is due for another season.
Lol no, it isn't
>Since FX has yet to renew the animated spy series for an eighth season—which creator Adam Reed and executive producers Matt Thompson and Casey Willis knew going into this one—did they purposely leave the finale open-ended in case the show was canceled?
>“Yup,” Thompson tells The Daily Beast. “How’s that for an answer? You know, FX hasn’t picked the show up yet. We don’t know. Archer might be dead. We have some ideas, but you know, it’s very much sitting right there. That could be it.”
>That could be it. While the critical reviews for Archer are overwhelmingly positive, its TV ratings haven’t exactly been through the roof. “Deadly Velvet: Part I,” for example, averaged just 0.76 million live viewers. The issue, it seems, is that the very dedicated fan base for the show skews young, so the lion’s share of its viewership consumes the show via Netflix, DVR, or through more illicit means.
>>83436861
>There are tons of characters who resemble their VAs
--Fred Armisen
--Carrie Brownstein
--Christian Slater
--John O'Hurley
and probably several others
and this isn't counting people who are playing themselves like Burt Reynolds
>>83436924
>tfw get home too late to watch it live
I-I think it might be partial my fault guys
i love how 'what is love' only fucked up one of the kriegerbots
i was so expecting him to start doing the roxbury thing and possibly playing it on a tinny little speaker
>>83429786
you dont think eating cocaine was funny? her nom nom sounds alone made me laugh every time.
>>83436974
oh yeah, the guy who kept getting shot in the first season (a staff artist), he was his own model
>>83430387
Unless he's fueled by alcohol
![archer.2009.s07e10.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_16.01_[2016.06.03_02.26.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yYISN0T.jpg "archer.2009.s07e10.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_16.01_[2016.06.03_02.26.57].jpg")
What the hell are you all on about? Archer is fine, he was the truck driver luigi this entire season, look closely at the shot where they show the driver: its archer in a hat/mustache. Hell even the archer robots commented that the plan was unnecessarily complex.
>>83436974
Don't forget young Aisha Taylor
>>83431779
Archer's drowned twice now, once during the undersea lab thing, and the waterboarding scene. I think he knows how to fake it. Also, you'd think there would be blood around him if he was bleeding out into the pool, I'm calling vest on this.
>>83437125
Did you shoop that?
I want to believe you but this is the internets
>>83427364
game?
>>83437161
no, its an episode screencap from todays episode. Look yourself, it's at 16:00
Just watched the episode guys.
Post yfw second Archer turned out to be the one that was cyborg.
>>83437213
>>83437213
Pretty sure I made this exact face
I fucking missed it. I wanna die.
>>83437271You mean like Sterling?
>>83437283
I read the thread.so no
Someone's needs to make an edit of the "God's Not Dead" movie poster but with Archer's name
>>83429114
i thought they were pretty great right up til this episode. i have now had my fill of them
>>83429341
then in the end he marries whatsername from russia?
>>83429599
that is how that works, yes. by the same token, if someone impregrapes you, you have to take responsibility.
>>83431868
reed himself voices ray?... i knew his voice sounded familiar, he voiced someone on sealab too didn't he
>>83432935
how did he even know about them? when he walked into the robot room i assumed he was one of them, coming home to his roost, but deciding to grab one of the spares
>>83434149
Archer... IS.. Deeaaad...
>>83436416
she came by, he actually told her he's trying to make it work with lana now, she understood
>>83436778
it's already flash
>>83436924
WE DONT HAVE NIELSEN BOXES. NOBODY DOES. seriously do you know anyone who does?
>>83437133
what about her?
>>83437154
there was.. fucktons of blood.
>>83437213
honestly i was more concerned with how fucking amazing but unnecessarily expensive the animation was
reminds me of kazak
who REALLY needs to come back
season finale already?
wow, this season was fucking awful
>>83437509
>>83437319
have a shitty generic chinese knockoff
>>83437999
Good enough for me.
trips agree too
>>83437037
It was so low brow for the show. The Pam cocaine addicated was one of the worst aspects of the 5th season.
I enjoy it cause I like the characters and show in general but Season 5 is so blah.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DONT LEAVE IT LIKE THAT REED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83429786
>Malory
This was the season of Mallory
EVERY damn episode she was solid
Okay, that was a damn curveball. My jaw literally dropped.
>>83438221
you KNOW Reed was like
>I'll show them smartasses oh I'm so smart I saw Krieger with robot clones I figured out the season opener oh yeah figure this out you turds
>>83438110
>yfw it doesnt get renewed and this is the end
>archer died like a wimp
>>83430809
>>83431346
>>83431429
It was the same body double who Archer fucked.
![Sousei no Onmyouji - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.47_[2016.06.03_01.28.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tFjRHPR.jpg "Sousei no Onmyouji - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.47_[2016.06.03_01.28.29].jpg")
>>83438597
I don't want it to end like this
>>83438693
So Archer fucked episode 1 Veronica Dean, and episode 2 Veronica Dean is innocent?
>>83437417
>that is how that works, yes
No it does not.
>>83439380
>Inb4 there's two Veronica Dean's
>>83437125
This is why they said the plan was overly complex. Archer is driving the tow truck. He's not dead. Good catch anon.
>>83436924
Fuck the Beaver ratings.
>>83441376
It would make sense, the one that Archer was with at the party hijacked by clowns was way too squeamish compared to the one he banged at the movie shoot that had no recollection of meeting him or the event.
>>83431779
The blood in the pool says different
>>83429341
wew lad
>>83437509
>it's already flash
the whole thing except for that scene of Archer doing Lana doggystyle is done in After Effects
>>83442753
>blood in the pool
like the blood on robot archer's gut
>the doubles explode when they talk about love
>archer has been a double this entire time
>>83442753
They're synths.
I'm surprised this guy never showed up again
>>83443564
Looks like archer
>They made sure to establish that cyborgs can still drink alcohol in preparation for Krieger reviving Archer as a cyborg if the series gets picked up again
>>83444206
I'm just surprised they haven't had an Krieger witch doctor episode so they can bring Sterling back like Alix Quartermane.
Maybe I missed it but was it ever mentioned where Ron was this season?
who would even be remotely surprised if S8 was an entirely new plotline that didnt even acknowledge S7 and archer isalivewithout anyone ever mentioning hisdeath.
>>83446374
they could easily just say he survived. He's already drowned and been shot multiple times. This time its both.
If they really felt like it they could pull some Krieger bullshit
>>83443767
>Looks like archer
The artists have gone on record that they recycle designs, The fat old fuck in Woodhouse's tontine is the same old fuck that appeared as royalty in an earlier episode as nobility in a party scene.
The bimbo screwing everyone in season 5's banana republic has been reused so many times it's not funny
>>83437125
Luigi's drawn inconsistently, but I could buy this – if you can pull an excuse out of your ass as to where Sterling's spare came from
>>83430500
>tfw Barry and Ray never got to fight
I think the show's greatest failure is all its missed potential.
>>83446320
Ron appeared a flashback in the barry ep and iirc it only went a day or so back
>>83446796
Ray hasnt done much for a while. Almost forgot he was ever a field agent.
Welp, just finished the episode.
brb suiciding
Cliffhanger aside, I wouldn't be too bothered if the show ended at this point, it peakedat season 3 and kind of feels like it's going through the motions at this point.
>>83447107
They can't leave it like this
>>83447791
Sure they can. He died.
That's usually how stories end.
>>83447820
sh-shut up
>>83447791
http://zap2it.com/2016/06/archer-season-8-woodhouse-plans-spinoff-possibilities/
>So, Archer can’t really be dead, right?
>We don’t know. We literally don’t know. FX has not renewed the show yet.
>So it might just end with Archer dead in the pool?
>Yep. [pause … laughs]
I could live with Archer being dead. My problem is that it was a character from this season that did him in instead of a character that has been with the show for awhile. Then again, this whole season built the dusty cunt as the villain so I get why they did it that way.
>>83446567
Krieger had two Krieger bots, the milk guy and the cop guy. Maybe he has two of everyone?
>"this plan is overly complex"
>Archer places gun right beside Veronica before confronting her
>gets shot
>cyborg Archer isn't surprised at this -> they planned for that to happen
>cyborg Archer dies asking Lana to marry him
>Archer knows from earlier that the cyborgs can't comprehend love
It's overtly obvious the plan was always for Archer to get shot and for the Archer cyborg to get rekt. The only way Archer is dead is if the show doesn't get renewed.
>>83449233
who else would have killed him? No one at the agency hates him enough (not even Cyril), and Barry doing it would just be repetitive. Also he and Veronica almost had a love story going so it's kind of poetic
>>83437546
awwww that's cute. i didnt know that
>>83443399
that's a kind of flash
how would you feel if the show just revolved around Malory from now on
>>83450301
>Malory slutting it up and generally wrecking shit
mite B kewl
>>83450301
Bad.
I wouldn't mind if they made a bunch of Archer bots and the entire next season is them having an army of 'the worlds greatest spy' with more focus on the rest of the cast, only to discover that one of them was the real Archer all along.
>>83430297
Eh, it could mean everything and nothing.
We'll know next year.
Guys come on
It's obviously an elaborate voicemail hoax
>Season of Archer sans Archer
>Archer shows up in the last episode hung over
>I miss something
