Good evening owls of /co/,
Finish this plotline, JANUS DIRECTIVE incoming
>>83420992
>>83420992
People are already guessing who's gonna die and who's responsible and if they're right I'm gonna laugh
>>83425439
DC Comics has announced a third printing of DC Universe: Rebirth #1, the one-shot that kicked off its Rebirth publishing initiative on May 5. Like the second printing, it will be square bound and retail for $5.99 - over twice the original release's cover price. DC says this third printing will have a new cover from Gary Frank, although it's unclear it if will be different from the second printing's cover which showed more of the reaching hand from the original printing. This third printing is scheduled to be released July 6.
In addition to this reprinting, the first wave of Rebirth title one-shots - Batman: Rebirth #1, Green Lanterns: Rebirth #1, Superman: Rebirth #1, and Green Arrow: Rebirth #1 - also sold out at a distributor level and are being reprinted by DC. These new second printings will carry what's a recolored Rebirth banner to differentiate it from the original print run.
Lastly, two of the final "New 52" era books which helps segue into the Rebirth storylines - Justice League #50 and Superman #52 - will receive new printings with recolored covers.
>>83425345
Hello Storyteller.
Who the hell keeps shooting the title?
https://twitter.com/Benjamin_Percy/status/738423063495086080
>>83425468
you wanna make a betting pool? I'll keep track.
>>83425536
Percy pls have Emiko freak out about meeting Black Canary and Ollie dating her
>>83425554
Sign me up for the "Clint kills Bruce" theory
>>83425468
>>83425554
Hulkling dies to clean up the Captain Marvel brand. I'll put up a non-lewd fanart of OP's choice, with zero assurances of quality.
>>83425468
I can't even bring myself to spend time reading the storytime. Whole thing is just a joke.
>>83425554
The entire universe dies in the final issue and everything gets reset to just before the first issue.
>>83425632
I know right
Like I was mostly just bored with #0 and #1
It was obviously bad but I can't bring myself to care at all
>>83425607
You, I like how you think
but kill Billy instead, please
>>83425632
I skimmed it, didn't really read much of it
that page of Shulkie flatlining while Carol stands there with a D: face is hilarious
>>83425607
>marvel killing off one of their most prominent gay characters because hydra cap was not enough to date their thirst for anger
>killing off the more interesting one at that
>Iceman gets a gay solo for Marvel Nower
screencap this
>>83425554
>Lois Lane
>Vicki Vale
>Linda Park
What is it with comics and reporters?
>>83425664
I would actually not put it past Bendis for the 'deaths' so far to have all been a vision--this is why the real conflict gets going in #4 or some bullshit like that
LOL
O
L
>>83425746
>Gee, Ostrander. How come DC let's you have TWO Wallers?
>>83425813
Reporters are a great story tool
>>83425814
THE FIRST HINT
>>83425813
>LL
>VV
>LP
This bothers me.
>>83425804
Speaking of captain hydra I'm busting up at the second printing cover
>>83425813
Don't forget Tana Moon
>>83425814
>the first three issues of CWII are a vision
>Rhodey and Shulkie die for real in issue 4
>>83425877
I lost it at the HAIL HYDROX shoop
>>83425877
Never noticed how bored everyone looks on that cover.
>>83425746
There is no benefit to killing Billy, and him being possessed is hilarious. Poor Teddy is He-Man now, but he's screwing up the brand, man.
I'll add one more: If the event ends and ALL deaths are null and void because this story is all Homer's premonition that never happens, I'll vocaroo whatever OP wants, again with zero assurances of quality. If you've ever wanted a horribad dramatic reading of Neal Adams, pray for this.
If the above ending then resolves itself by Homer preemptively killing himself or otherwise pulling a Butterfly Effect...shit. Someone figure something out.
Being a marvel fan sucks, being a marvel characterfag sucks even more.
I just want them to fail so they can correct their mistakes, but it'll never happen. I'm reading more DC than marvel nowadays.MCU is a mistake
Bendis is a mistake
5 bucks for a fucking floppy is a mistake
>>83425936
Bucky just looks lost or confused as to what they're doing
>>83425851
Just who could this mystery individual be!
>>83425813
Reporters go where the action is, action follows superheroes. It's the most logical thing about superhero comics.
>>83425926
oh motherfucker, I skipped an issue
This is what I get for drinking this early
Broke Fandomgate never ends
>>83425814
That was my guess. Which would be dumber than the deaths IMO
RIPD(again) Clint
>>83425984
OKAY THIS IS WHAT WE MEANT TO READ BEFORE I WAS ON BEER #3 ALREADY
>>83425954
My preferred ending: Civil War II ends with Homer getting transported to the DC Multiverse, where everything on Earth-2 post-Robinson is revealed to be his premonition.
I'm pretty sure we all win in the amazingly unlikely event that happens.
>>83425851
>>83425975
Makes sense. Hell, Clark is a reporter even.
>>83425909
Let's face it, we're the only ones who do remember Tana and Roxie.
>>83426046
This is the last issue in the trade and now I'm torn between reading ahead or preparing for rereading
>>83425962
Is it Bucky or Jack Flag?
>>83425954
You keep saying he's messing up "the brand" but when was the last time it was brought up that he's Mar-Vell's son, as opposed to just being half-Kree?
>>83426046
sigh. yes, it's been that day.
>>83426096
Right, it probably is Jack Flag
Just remembered what was in the actual issue
>>83426130
Also, I have almost no gin left, but it's too late to make a run.
>>83426161
>>83426161
There's always rubbing alcohol.
>>83426198
>>83426096
It's Bucky. Zoom in and you notice the metal arm is metal.
>>83426211
isopropyl will make you sick sick sick, bro
>>83426125
He hasn't been called Cap I's, and that's because it's more of a problem than anything. Not because it's not a problem, not because it's retconned.
You know what they do with problems, when it comes to the MCU? They make like Jack Flag and fall to their deaths while being overshadowed by some other character's controversy.
>>83426234
and sadly this isn't even the fun kind of cover lie
Still waiting on a Cap shop saying REGISTER
Also a pro USSR Bucky
>>83426246
>>83426211
Naw man, you drink the mouthwash before you start drinking the rubbing alcohol.
>>83426277
Tomorrow, then I go get a bottle of Popov or something like it.
>>83425851
>>83425926
I don't care about optics, Vixen/Tiger is hot as hell.
>>83426329
Praise the Lord!
>>83426277
>WE NEED TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THAT NUN!
>Why?
>BITCH IS EXPRESSING A NEGATIVE OPINION ABOUT US!!!
>...
I never really got this. It'd be one thing if she was openly like viva la revolution, but it seems like she just plain doesn't care for the current regime.
And really, murdering a nun is totally going to improve the situation, and won't at all make you look like the biggest assholes ever. Again with making martyrs out of one's enemies. Idiots.
>>83426345
... If I ask you what the hell "optics" are, are you just going to start bitching about Tumblr? Cause I can fucking smell the rant all the way from here.
>>83426393
>>83426541
>those faces
>>83426566
HI WERNER
>>83426520
nigga you are hypersensitive
>>83426594
>>83426623
ouch~
>>83426602
So that's a 'yes' then.
>>83426393
And pass the ammunition!
>>83426642
>>83426763
this is Nightshade doing the Annunciation, btw
>>83426520
Not him but it's probably just the whole "they're both black so obviously they'd get together" thing. Don't see how that's related to tumblr at all.
It's a good ship though.
>>83426798
>>83426828
well how are you owls
I kind of lost my moxie with this wrong issue thing
also, running out of beer.
>>83426894
>>83426917
welp
>>83426894
The talk the last few days of gaming made me want to start up The Witcher again. Forgot how much I suck at this game.
Also, apparently GoG has set up where you can link to your Steam account.
>>83426894
my internet has been a bitch and a half the past week and I can't figure out what's wrong
also I woke up this morning to a dead mouse in the kitchen
>>83426932
>>83426977
>>83426947
mice, ewww
>>83426894
Fucking Captain Boomerang can't even be racist right.
>>83426798
Ha ha holy shit she's even got the angel wings going.
>>83426803
Eh. Honestly, getting worried about stereotypes gets a little silly to a certain extent. Like, I never really had a problem with the tech person being Asian. Are Asians not allowed to take an interest in engineering now? Really, as long as it's not played in an offensive manner, there's no issue.Also, any ship involving Vixen is automatically a bad ship.
>>83426996
>>83426894
>well how are you owls
Less than two weeks until my teaching job lets out for the summer and I have FREEDOM SWEET GLORIOUS FREEDOM
Also trying to coordinate vacation plans with friends is fucking hard.
>>83427025
NOW here we go
>>83426803
>tfw now I ship T'Challa and Ororo as tragic romance and have to deal with this
>>83426996
Somehow they got into my apartment and I don't know how or where (my theory is they got stuck instead when I caulked up a hole around the air conditioner unit)
a trap got one last week and I thought that might be it but i guess there was a second one lurking around
I hope that's all, they are super gross
>>83427012
>Also, any ship involving Vixen is automatically a bad ship.B'wana Beast and Vixenwas pretty great tho
>>83427059
Mice are cute but they carry a lot of gross germs and shit with them.
I remember when I was a kid we had problems with them constantly getting into our pantry and we had to store all the dried goods in sealed plastic bins.
>>83427044
>>83427132
welp, let's see how long the gin lasts
>>83427232
>>83427127
they are cute but I don't want their potential filth and disease anywhere near my living areas
>>83427012
>Like, I never really had a problem with the tech person being Asian
The tech person in this is black too though. And the fact that she has a crush on Bronze Tiger makes the "only black people date other black people" vibe stronger. I mean, Ostrander writes them well enough that they're obviously not just a token ship, but it's noticeable. And Cranky, I know you love being willfully ignorant, but the "dating within the community vs. interracial couples" is a very real controversial debate within the black community to this day.
>>83427250
>>83427270
Must be terrible to go through life this paranoid.
>>83427296
>>83427309
be nice to each other, kids
>>83427270
>The tech person in this is black too though.
I was speaking in a general sense, dipshit.
>you love being willfully ignorant
Heh. Do I now? News to me, but while I'm well aware of that controversy, I just think it's silly. People should be able to date whoever they want, so long as it's mutual.
>>83427417
>>83427425
>>83426894
I thought my new market manager was going to be a hardass. Turns out he's just a regular ass.
>>83427485
>>83427496
is that an improvement or just the boobery/dickery distinction?
>>83427549
so this will be followed up in, umm, 2007 or so
>>83427593
>>83427645
>>83427549
So are we ever gonna read that Deadshot mini?
>>83427296
God dammit, Barb.
>>83427684
If I ever get the decent scans.
Right now I'm close to turning off the computer and drinking the gin straight from the bottle
>>83427764
hey, looka that, actual Nazis
>>83427792
>>83427549
He's just a straight up asshole, and not in the amusing/friendly way. The previous one was basically Mr. Rogers-tier, so it's a slap right in the balls.
Wondy getting reordered already, nice
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/06/02/dc-rebirth-dominates-advance-reorders-as-wonder-woman-tops-charts/
>>83427827
Ugh, that's the worst.
>>83427764
>Right now I'm close to turning off the computer and drinking the gin straight from the bottle
Storyteller, did something happen?
>>83427863
It's been a long...I dunno, long.
>>83427851
Just imagine if Wondy has a good book that sells well
Like 40-50k+ well
>>83427811
>KEK!
>>83427882
>>83427851
Nice indeed. Didn't realize people were just THAT excited for this book.
>>83427901
Editorial might actually start giving a shit again?
>>83427932
>>83427976
Johns got Rucka, moved the book over to Doyle, and they're are giving her a bunch of other books in prep for her movie, so they're certainly trying to give a shit now
>>83428007
Legend of WW got a continuation greenlit despite De Liz's slightly unprofessional behavior too
>>83427901
Wasn't it there during the Azz run? New 52 bump of course though
>>83428124
Yeah but then it went down to like 35k half way through and stayed there unfortunately
Another thread just reminded me of Mystik U. That seems kind of like a book that would fit in with Young Animal.
>>83428124
maybe at the beginning but Azz's was around 30-35k when it ended I think
>>83428007
It is really nice to see Diana get multiple books out at once. That never happens to her. And some of them are even good!
>in prep for her movie
Now if only said movie weren't total garbage...
>>83428176
that's a big kek
>>83428221
there's still a chance! got a good director at the least
>>83428248
>There's still a chance!
Anon. Come on now.
>>83428309
we've seen under 5 minutes of footage. Patty Jenkins has a good resume. gonna have hope
OP is afriend
>>83426458
It's made even weirder in light of the fact this was written by the same guy who did the Firebird story earlier.
Then again, it could be the leader of an african revolution and a soviet bureaucrat have different understandings of realpolitik.
>>83426798
And so now we add blasphemy to the list of shit the Squad gets up to.
>>83426996
>Amanda's face
>Digger's face
Pffthahahahahah
>>83425345
Heyho, storyteller.
What's with all the FILE DELETED at the start of this thread?
>>83429233
OP accidentally skipped an issue so she deleted the errant pages
>>83429233
Storyteller was drunk and posting porn.
>>83425877
It will also get a hip-hop variant by Veregge
>>83426058
>Let's face it, we're the only ones who do remember Tana and Roxie.
Well, when's the last time, outside of Convergence, that Superboy wasn't treated as though he was created by Geoff Johns for Teen Titans?
From when that started until Flashpoint, he was always basically Smallvilleboy, with next to no mentions made of being Hawaiiboy.
And then New52 was a new character with the same name, just like Tim Drake, Bart Allen, and Wally West.
>>83426198
I never read old Checkmate- Was it as interesting as OYL Checkmate?
>>83426161
Have you considered alcohol that doesn't taste like Pinesol?
>>83427250
>Trust no one
>Not even yourself
>>83429448
Conner was on that first teaser
>>83429233
Sanctioned by Task Force X.
OP is currently in protective custody. Don't worry they're keeping Boomer away from the dog.
>>83426277
>Boomer bragging about tolerating cold
>Not because of his Absolute Zero shooting buddy.
Missed opportunity.
And Punch and Jewelee are basically how dumb people imagine Joker and Harley, aren't they?
>>83429675
that could have been an unfinished design for Jon, we saw Fabok's designs for Jessica included a ponytail like she had on that initial banner
>>83427417
They're never going to reveal who's tossing all those pies around.
It's on a pile of a dozen other unsolved things like whatever they're going to do with Ifrit and where the hell Black Orchid went.
>>83426894
Man, Boomer sure is recklessly racist.
>>83426932
Surely, this bloodthirsty revolutionary army will resurrect Shrike the way Jihad brought back Mindboggler.
>>83430211
For a crew called "Suicide Squad" they've got a pretty respectable survival rate, honestly.
>>83426977
J Danfield Kale looks like a real fan of Captain America, if'n you follow me.
>>83427025
> we never see layouts like this any more
fucking hell
>>83427322
>>83427417
Why does she make her hair look all stupid and Beastverine like in Vixen mode, again?
>>83427485
It feels like you missed a page here. That "Or Worse yet- with Deadshot's" doesn't connect to anything.
>>83427593
Shiv has some serious Frankface happening.
>>83427250
BTW Craemer is what Ostrander could have become if he hadn't taken theater in college, Economos is more or less what he looked like at the time
>>83427932
So Rick Flag apparently survives this you say?
One hell of a man, then, I suppose.
>>83426894
Had an ingrown toenail removed today and the cuticle burned with acid. Enjoying the read to take my mind off the pain.
If you ever get it done by a podiatrist. DO NOT get the anesthesia. It's like when they poke around in your gums with a needle for a filling, but somehow hurts 3 times as much. I swear he ripped a nerve.
>>83431470
I had to get an ingrown toenail removed a few years ago and when the doctor gave me the anesthesia he shoved the syringe into my toe so hard the fucking needle was visibly bending
>>83432764
Did your guy ram it around like a pool cue being used to try and pull a wrapper out from under a refrigerater? Mine felt like he was trying to rip up as much tissue as humanly possible.
And he wouldn't even let me keep the 3/4 an inch piece of toenail he removed, I wanted it as a trophy. Why don't they ever let you keep the things they remove? The ortho didn't let me keep the braces they took off either.
>>83430980
How in the world? Who teleported in to grab him?
>>83432982
>Did your guy ram it around like a pool cue being used to try and pull a wrapper out from under a refrigerater? Mine felt like he was trying to rip up as much tissue as humanly possible.
No, he just rammed it in, presumably as hard as he could, and I am almost certain he hit bone by the way it bent. He didn't jab it around but it fucking hurt
I went into minor shock during the procedure and I'm pretty sure it's was more because of the fucking anesthesia than the toenail getting cut out
http://www.comicosity.com/preview-thunderbolts-2/
>>83433629
>http://www.comicosity.com/preview-thunderbolts-2/
Well, it can't possibly be worse than Hawkeye murdering the Hulk because Homer told him to.
Although goddamn, that art almost physically hurts.
reading bump
>>83426642
The purest.
