Why did he never get the girl?
>>83423705
Because he fucked a deer.
>>83423772
I would choose the moose over the deer, that ass!
>>83423824
>Obligatory ">Not the Werewolf"
He did, he got the most perfect girl for him ever, on Valentine's Day, which is alao his birthday.Too bad she was a secret agent.
>>83423772
she was a cute VA
>>83423705
Becauseit's a cartoon
>>83423705
Maybe what he needs isn't a girl.
>>83425580
why that comic got so popular anyways?
>>83425726
Beats me, I just poke my head into the treads for funny junk like that.
>>83425763
More likeGAO!ko-chan.
>>83426036
You's a funny motherfucker.
Back on point, what do all think would be the perfect chick for Johnny? You know, outside of being a woman and having a pulse.
Because in cartoons women are depicted either as ultra-intelligent, reserved and indifferent or incredibly naive/innocent.
It's how you know it's a cartoon.
>>83426222
In reality, Johnny would be able to easily land a woman. He even seems like the kind of guy who would do research in PUA techniques.
>>83423705
Because pompadours are shit.
>>83423705
Word of God was he actually did score a bunch off-screen, but that wasn't funny and thus not shown.
Keep in mind when they tried to sacrifice him as a virgin, the volcano rejected him.
>>83426276
So our goal is clear now. So /co/, how do we help Johnny get his groove back?
>>83426331
By never rebooting or continuing the series
>>83423705
Because the show was trying to teach kids that women aren't interested big muscles and lame pickup lines.
>>83426358
HAH
>>83426397
Mate, the way things are now I wouldn't trust them with a glass of chocolate milk, let alone handling a series that makes gender-based humor without it being a soapbox or outright offensive.
>>83426455
>Johnny Bravo in the era of SJWs
>Can either pander to SJWs or stick to its roots and go balls to the walls
>>83426269
>>83423705
Because that's the joke.
>>83423705
>>83423824
>>83423705
I find it hard to believe Johnny kept running into prudes and strong feminist women all the time.
There's so many dumb bimbos out there and you're telling me he didn't run into any? Except maybe the one who took his virginity.
>>83427468
picking up random women on the street is the most difficult way of going about it, his results were probably not far from irl accurate
if he had gone to a bar or nightclub, he would've been layin and slayin em from every direction
>>83426358
They would never do a new Johnny Bravo.
Part of me is glad because Cartoon Network won't stop recruiting Caltech tumblr artists and also because there's no way in todays pc culture Johnny could get away with being himself.
Out of curiosity, I wonder how modern feminists would react to this show
Surely they'd actually appreciate something like this, right?
>>83427528
You getting? They get offended at scientists shirts during history making press events.
A cartoon like this is low hanging fruit for their constant ire.
Being a feminist must be a miserable existence. At least when i'm not online I don't think of it.
>>83427528
they'd hate it
>>83426276
>Word of God was he actually did score a bunch off-screen, but that wasn't funny and thus not shown.
I hate this, its not in my head canon
>>83427583
>They get offended at scientists shirts during history making press events
Don't wanna turn this into one of THOSE threads but what is this in reference to?
>>83423705
He was actually kinda successful before the retool. Afterwards, he gets beat up by women in every episode, for some reason.
>>83428617
don't. it's a rabbit hole you're never gonna get out from.
>>83426829
This is the only correct answer.
Because it wouldn't be funny if he did. Why couldn't Homer keep his hair and his important job at the plant?
>Oh let's have our main character in a cartoon get what he wants every time and have a sweet life
>>83423705
He is handsome, but is a neet fuckboy(even kids beat him) who still lives with his mother
>>83428617
A while back there was some announcement NASA made and the guy doing the announcement, I think he was the scientist that made the findings, was wearing this shirt with a scantily clad lady on it. I thought the shirt was pretty ugly, but apparently his mom got it for him, and he was also a high ranking NASAL scientist, so he deserves the right to wear whatever he wants I think. A bunch of SJWs got really assblasted about it and a few days later he made an apology, while crying, about his choice of clothes.
>>83429093
he's like 19
>>83423705
Because he's an ass.
>>83423705
First Season he got the girl
They just never bothered to show her to you.
>>83429548
not ture
>>83428617
>>83427527
>Johnny learns about tolerance, rape culture, and white male privilege
>Tune in for next week's episode as Johnny copes after his government mandated castration
>>83423705
Oh Johnny will get one soon enough.
>>83423705
Because he was a dweeb and had an obnoxious personality. Chicks get turned off to that in the long-run.
>>83429098
>>83433569
>>83428699
Actually it was a FRIEND, WHO IS FEMALE, MADE THE SHIRT. for HIM.
but that still didn't stop people from bitching at him.
>>83433569
>>83429098
>>83428617
http://nypost.com/2014/11/17/the-outrage-machine-insande-ado-about-sexist-shirt/
It even talks about his female friend who was happy he wore the shirt.
https://twitter.com/ellypriZeMaN/status/532927131098300416
The woman that made his shirt.
Gee, thanks other women and cuck males.
Have you ever tried picking up women with an Elvis impression?
>>83426360
meh it was more like they arent just interested in that, p sure there were times johnny was an idiot and some guy smarter and fit got the girl
>>83426593
BALLS TO THE WALL
>>83433569
I wan that shirt
>>83429296
>youre a year older than Johnny Bravo
>you call your mom "mama" and she points it out that you sound like him
>you also never score
>>83423772
you just reminded me how confused that made me feel.
>>83423705
He literally has before. We just see the mishaps
>>83429296
Holy shit what?
I though he was like mid 20s
>>83425580
>she
>>83426222
wow, how many girls turned you down
>>83423705
What was he a Black Belt in?
>>83423705
He regularly got girls since we see a bunch of side characters be into him before he is pulled away to whatever conflict the episode has.
The whole point of this show was showing this big stereotypical hunk having problems getting with girls, otherwise it would be pretty boring just seeing him go on dates and fuck the brains out of girls. Okay maybe not boring.
>>83423705
I'm getting tired of explaining this show to this board so I'm just going to call you a faggot.
>>83423705
He came on too strong. Honestly, Johnny was 10/10 boyfriend material, but he just didn't know how to approach.
>>83433569
>man land something on a FUCKING comet
>people only focus what was on his shit
literally everything wrong with America.
>>83437518
>Johnny was 10/10 boyfriend material
Do women fantasize about having sex with Johnny Bravo?
I always believed he scored with a handful of girls, then never called them back. Then they spread the word all over town of him being a pig. That's why every single girl after hated him.
I just noticed that this carton might have been a parody of Johnny Quest, they both have blonde hair and wear a black shirt and jeans.
>>83427528
They hate it because the females depicted in that show are way past their "standards"
He tried to hard.
When he was acting normally plenty of women found him charming. But busting out the pick up lines was a turn off.
>>83423705
he got laid off camera
they only showed him being rejected on the show cause its funnier to children
oh did i forget
this show was intended for children
>>83429296
I don't think so. I thought he was in his late 20s
>>83426156
You just know he's going to end up with someone who's basically a young version of his mother.
Because he was an asshole.
That was the entire premise of the cartoon.
>>83439279
>implying he wouldn't be banging out chicks every night if he went to a bar
>>83428554
He officially wasn't a virgin, he was rejected as a virgin offering to a volcano.
>>83439808
No man is a virgin because he started life inside a vagina.
Johnny always hit on the wrong kind of women. If he went for skanks he'd be boning non-stop.
Also he comes off as kind of desperate (and i assume poor as he doesnt have a job)
>>83441467
>Johnny always hit on the wrong kind of women.
>Was hitting on Daphne and not Velma
True that.
>>83423705
Didn't one of the episodes end with him married to some monter girl?
>>83423999
Yeah, but she turns into a balding middle-aged man that collects stamps; I'm a degenerate, but that's too much!
>>83426276
So how come that time that girl was being really forward about wanting his dick in the Titanic parody episode, he seemed to have absolutely no clue of what to actually do with a girl once she's agreed to get some alone time with him?
>>83444986
He couldhave been molested as a child, which would manifest in why he's so bad around women.
