Future Pearl edition
Previous thread: >>83412954
>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Daily reminder that Lapis and Steven are married.
Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10377635
>>83418985
>>83419031
Daily reminder your memes are garbage
......................................
This isone ofthe cute gems
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(GOD POWERGAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS KINDA CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>PIECE OF SHIT TRASH FUCK YOU
Peridot
>>83419079
I'd bang Rose in a heartbeat but she's not a great character or person
>>83419039
Where's the "Steven uses his telepathy to talk with a bubbled Jasper" ?
>>83419079
See ya familia
>>83419109
not true
http://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
Must be coming pretty soon right
>>83419079
>you'll be banned for you shit taste
>>83419079
>posts the stretch mark version
you deserve the ban
>>83419130
very true actually
This is Garnet. She enjoys playing with Steven and long walks in the ocean. Her hobbies include arcade games, dancing, and sitting very, very still.
Say hello to Garnet!
>>83419079
Why
Anyway, what new episode are you looking forward to the most?
LOOK AT THESE BOOTLEGS
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.steven.adventure.ysf
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gems.nail.steven.universe.turner.manicure
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ma.steveneuniuni1324
THERE'S MORE TOO
>>83419079
Again, your ranking is bad.
>You will never own a Pearl.
>>83419000
That feeling in which you make an innocent post and receive an unexpectedly perturbing reply
>>83419150
>stretch marks
didn't even notice, thanks anon
>>83419163
She also enjoys inserting her massive thigh between thing gems legs.
>>83419189
Steven will.
>>83419141
Last time Matt said "Soon", we ended up with a 4-month-long hiatus, and summer is only so long.
I'm guessing SoS will start the first week of August.
was she worth the weight?
>Zap2it updated.
>No new episode listed on the 9th.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/upcoming-episodes/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
T-THERE'S STILL HOPE RIGHT GUYS?
Apparently there were official nicknames for the Rubies in the credits? What were they?
>>83419079
>opal=sugilite
>>83419079
No ban can hold all that shit taste.
>>83419163
And dancing provocatively with smaller women
What would Jasper have had done with Steven?
fuck you
>>83419252
Fuse.
>>83419163
And having a small woman come undone in between her legs
Thunderbirds crossover when?
>>83419228
Doc (leader), Army (shoulder gem), Leggy (thigh gem), Navy (naval gem), and Eyeball.
>>83419227
It's because the show is cancelled
>>83419252_________________________________fug_________________him
>>83419252
Not much because mindspace
Unless there's some "IF YOU DIE IN THE DREAM YOU DIE FOR REAL, MAN"-type shit going on
Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live - Steven Universe
>>83419079
Disregard Roseposters
Aquire green memes
>>83419299
Stevenposters > Peridotposters >>> Roseposters.
>>83419079
6 minutes and still not banned.
>>83419281
Oh, I see, they're named after their gem locations, and their leader's gem is on her doc.
Our Ruby would be named Handy and Sapphire would give a knowing wink.
>>83419299
Ok.
>>83419281
Thanks senpai
>>83419130
Fucking argument point of the century over here.
Give this guy a fucking debating medal or something.
>>83419268
What if they failed to fused and amethyst just torpedoes in there
Who's this gem again?
>>83419115
>>83419142
>>83419187
>>83419230
>>83419299
are you guys actually all perishitters? damn fuck these threads
>>83419329
not true
>>83419294
- Steven Universe
>>83419344
The best gem.
>>83419344
Bootilite
>>83419358
More belching gems!
>>83419326
that's the spirit
>>83419141
>two forks
>a glass like that
Connie date?
>>83419358
desu Your steven ranking is appropriate but the rest is just shit taste.
>>83419325
I wonder if Homeworld tries to avoid gathering very large numbers of the same Gem type in the same place, because that would get confusing as hell.
>>83419358
Your fat fetish is creepy. Rose is only hot for her personality, height and abilities
>>83419227
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83419358
>into pregnancy and burping/assumedly farting
I don't even care what gem you like anymore, you have shit taste regardless.
>>83419411
>eating pizza with utensils
>>83419424
>Not loving everything about Rose. gtfo.
>>83419411Peridot date
>>83419344
Human Sardonyx.
>>83419424
Hey, real talk, don't you like cuddling a soft, thick body? It's a lot of fun. I know that belching shit is overdoing it but some women can really rock extra cushioning and Rose is one of them.
>>83419424
your height fetish is disgusting.
>>83419466
>>83419452
not really into preg t b h
>>83419424
it's not a fat fetish thing she's my WIFE
>>83419344
Meme
>>83419229
I never realized how big those were
Afternoon, /sug/.
>>83419227
>all these leaks
>flashback to Legend of Korra season 3
>"Steven Universe will now only be available via online distribution!" - Cartoon Network
>extreme budget cuts
>quality just takes a fucking nose dive
>season 4 is cancelled
what do?
>>83419461
Connie doesn't eat junk food. This could be her first pizza and he's trying to make it special.
>>83419411
I had not thought of that. That would be adorable.
>>83419526
fucking PANIC
>>83419526
suicide
I'd have to make two different lists, one that ranks the gems by personality, and the other by their looks. Opal is the most attractive to me and the one I want to bang the most, but she's not even really a character, so I like many more gems than her.
Since everyone is admitting their fetishes, might as well tell you all mine.Fat womenFat menBelchingSame size voreTonguesFangsLong hairGiant womenFacesitting
>>83419498
It's nice but it's not THAT nice. Cuddling a skinny body that's soft in all the right places with hard, powerful muscles in others is great too.
>>83419524
Afternoon, friend. Cute picture. Have a really lovely day.
>>83419562
>not being able to factor in both
Are there and sugilitefags lol
skinny Rose best Rose
>>83419591
Hope you have one as well, anon.
>>83419585
These are all great except the belching and vore.
Name a time Pearl wasn't the worstyou probably can but she is still the worst
>>83419526
Find out who's leaking shit and kidnap them. Keep them chained up in a basement for the remainder of the seasons.
>steven universe
>done by studio trigger
what happens ?
>>83419424
k
>>83419586
I think it's all great, but I'm attracted to everything between "broomstick" and "so fat there's no human frame discernible underneath it."
>>83419585
Are you actually autistic? What a cancerous fucking list
>>83419562
Looks:
Rose, Opal, Pearl and Lapis
Character:
Peridot, Ruby, Sardonyx, Jasper
>>83419606
>inb4 tumblr kys
>>83419606
I'd cuddle that for hours
>>83419606
>>83419597
Right here, pal
>>83419585
>Same size vore
micro vore is maybe more acceptable but vore is stupid
>>83419606
i'm gonna burn your house down
>>83419532
But if she eats like that all the time, wouldn't the fancy forks make it more ordinary.
>>83419592
What's the secret to doing so?
>>83419658
licking is an ability, anon. Ask any lesbian.
Servant of the Rose,
She has the biggest nose.
Can we drop the metered rhyme?
I'd like to write in prose.
>>83419655
beginpunishment
>>83419667
This is a pretty good list. I'd replace Pearl with Sapphire and Ruby with Garnet, and maybe Jasper with Lapis, but it's good taste even if not mine exactly.
>>83419079
Sail on, brave soul
>>83419718
getting attention via repeated shitposting is only done by faggot 12 year olds and autistic faggots
>>83419079
>garnet, amethyst, pearl, steven in god / great tier
there's literally nothing wrong with this
Sassy Sophie
>>83419424
You can't reason with whalers.
>>83419585
Feels vanilla desu.Humiliation, mindbreak, watersports and shota.
>>83419645
Maximum Capacity
>>83419411
Probably. Steven is the kind of guy that'd make pizza a romantic dinner.
>>83419693
having the best opinions
Which adult Steven is best adult Steven?
>>83419721
They will do draw requests for /co/ the entire time amd have no internet or human contact. That's basically hell.
>>83419718
But then there's no point.
>>83419753
That's why I'm asking them to stop.
>>83419645
Historical Friction.
>>83419802
Reminder that the Diamonds are secretly fusions, Rose and Bismuth were Pink Diamond and our Pearl was her Pearl (hence the pink hair). Diamonds have special Pearls (hence why Peridot calls our Pearl a "classy one").
>>83419261
If Steven fuses with Jasper does the organic part of Steven have to breathe through the fusion's mouth?
>>83419802
Stevonnie
>>83419585extreme objectificationdehumanizationtorture/punishment
>>83419687
>fat Pearl
>>83419831
Doesn't this artist draw Steven sucking the Gems tentacle dicks?
>>83419831
>still no art of steven impregnating pearl
>>83419846
Steven's gem fusions wouldn't have to breath.
Fusions inherit all the abilities of their components.
>>83419802
This one's pretty decent, maybe the best I've seen. I don't really care for him having Rose's hairstyle exactly, or just being a hairy guitar hippie and nothing else.
>>83419804
personally, I wouldn't mind seeing onion/connie's mom lewds
>>83419079
maaan, I get temp banned because the janitor thinks I'm indexer, but this stays up for 25+ min?
>>83419851touchingtouching for sexual
>>83419831
Long haired Pearl looks fucking great. Who made this?
>>83419898
There's greentext of Pearl impregnating Steven.
>>83419831
>>83419802
Hail Gemperator Steven
>>83419851
anyone have anything that fits the above categories? please? PLEASE?please be a pal
>>83419944
>>83419933
>pearl impregnating steven
that's even better
>>83419956
here you go, m8
>>83419907
I'm almost positive I've seen that. There's tons of Connie's mom naked for sure, but yeah them going at it would be great, especially in comic form
>>83419689
I don't even have a house now.
>>83419831
What the fuck
>>83419585weight gain/stuffingbelliesburpsalcohol / drunkbody odor (feet, breath)vomit(when i'm feeling really freaky)spoiled girls
>>83419910
hotpockets are 2slow today lol
>>83419802
The Canon one
>>83419982
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
>>83420021>Sharing 4 fetishes with me>Including drunks
My nigga
sooooo i lost CN and I just realize this show came back what did I miss? i think the latest episode I should see is back to the barn how many episodes have missed between that and hit the diamond? also is there a link for back to the barn?
>>83419753
isn't that exactly what you're doing with those buzzwords?
>>83420023
I'd like a special duck for half off
So how strong is a diamond in battle.
>>83420029
what happens to the Rose Quartz? does it pop out and she comes back<
>>83419956
closest thing I have reallyYou should visit the Gunnerkrigg threads they're filled with it
>>83420047
Just watch them all on Kisscartoon
>>83420056
>>83420023
What kind of shirt store sells ducks? I don't understand their business model.
>>83420079
Plausible.
>>83420029
this was hot up until the mucus part
I want to shave my chest hair like this
>>83420023
Acceptable.
>>83420124
>tfw your chest hair breaks every razor you try on it
PEARL
IS
SHIT
thread needs more lapis
>>83419585
grinding
rape
sexual tension
Show her my sweet triple tip penetration mode?
>>83420124
You mean your chest hair doesn't grow like that on its own?
>>83420124
>alien shorts
Perfect
>>83420021
wow, sucks to be you. Or not? More and more women fit every single one of those these days. See Fabuplus magazine, assuming you're not already the editor
>>83420101
I think it works like they put a duck sticker on all the shirts that are marked down
How lewd can you get on a blue board?How long is the ban for nsfw on a blue board?
>the series finale
>Epic gem battles and solved plotlines
>All gems gather for one final song
>fades to black
...
> *camera pans around teenager's room*
> *vintage gem stones on collector's shelf*
> "Connie! Wake up honey you're gonna be late for school!"
>YFW
>>83420162
>implying you're the one with the sweet triple tip penetration mode
>Peridot walks in wearing a fearsome, motorized three-headed strap-on, cackling impishly
Post desktop screenshots
>>83420155
Long hair Lapis for you.
>>83420218
This is not very lewd. Yet.
>>83420218
>not just posting on a red board
>>83420171
Further proof that gems just can't stay out of Greg's pants.I'm not sorry.
>>83420219
Been there, done that
>>83420219
I would kill Rebecca.
>>83420218
No nipples or genitals, but sometimes a butt will get you banned. An asshole definitely will.
It's typically a 3-day ban across all boards. /co/ mods really, really like all boards bans for /co/ offenses. It's the only board I've ever been banned from all boards from, and it's every ban I've ever gotten here.
>>83420225
Is this a weapon?
>>83420218
It's really subjective. I've seen nudes go all the way to archives without anyone reporting it apparently.3 days, from my experience
>>83420244
Why does Peridot have such a great ass.
>>83420219
>>83420244
>>83420247
But anon, that's no fun.
>>83420251
Greg "Every Gem's fixing for dicking" Universe
is there a stream going to be a stream for this?
>>83420229
no.
on a side note, please share your ms. rodreguiez lewds
>>83420285
It's just a simulation.
>>83420285
Zuke knows what's up
>>83420264
/int/ is the same. I've never been banned only for a single board.
>>83420235
HHHHHNG
LONG HAIR IS MY FETISH
>>83420298
>>83420264
>>83420271
Thanks, Anons.I could probably do with a break anyway.
>>83420218
the /co/ mods are absolute cuckolds and ban for 3 days from all boards for even showing cropped lewds
>tfw leg fetish
>tfw blue boards can host every inch of sexy leg from hip to toe
>>83420006
What would your three wishes be?
Assuming Lapis Djinnzuli abides by the traditional rules of cartoon genie wish granting, you cannot:
>Kill anyone
>Make beings fall in love
>Bring beings back from the dead
>Wish for more wishes, directly or indirectly
>>83420023
That's what he thought he'd look like as an adult, he'll look different when he actually becomes an adult.
>>83419692
>>83420218
3 days usually
You can get incredibly lewd, as long as there's no actual nudity or explicit sex. For example there's a pic of Pearl and Dr Maheswaran going at it with a strapon but you can't see any naughty bits, so it's techically safe
It's still always better to put it behind a spoiler and you never know how many MODS MODS MODS fags are going to bei in the thread. If there's enough, you're going to get the ban
For something really explicit an imgur link is your best bet
>>83420331
Also happy Lapis
>>83420335
>>83420351
Here is some shortstack Sapphie for you.
>>83420365
You are objectively incorrect.
>>83420403
Hot!
>>83419411
ah that could be why he's all rocketing around, he got aconnie kiss
>>83420403
Getting lewder...
>>83419515
Me too, I remember thinking the same thing when I my uncle pulled down a street sign for his room.
>>83420353
I would wish to be happy that's all
>>83420416
Incorrect how? It's fun to imagine how he'd look like as an adult, keeping in mind that he won't look like he did in Too Many Birthdays.
Peridot will never see the light of christ
>>83419851
So you like Pearl, huh? Like identifying with her?
You piece of trash. Lick my shoe.
>>83420403
>>83420449
Forgot the picture like an idiot.
>>83420457
>Incorrect how?
Objectively.
>>83420353
>her freedom
>to be a gem (and the powers that come with it)
>empathy transfer- have homeworld gems feel how the humans feel about the earth, they understand, and only cluster empty planets
>>83420483
What makes me "objectively" incorrect?
>>83420470
No, I don't like any of the shit tier gems
>>83420084
this is pretty funny if you think of it as Rose assuming control of Cloud Connie
>>83420335
This thread needs more neck nibbling
>>83420479
no bully plz
>>83420529
>Neck nibbling
>tfw Amethyst won't nibble on your neck
>>83420534
Whose hand prints are those?
>>83420529
>>83420529
the profile pic made it 1,000,000 times better
>>83420534
GEMS
IN
HEAT
>>83420479
Now post the picture of Lapis getting raped by a dog.
MY WAIFU IS NOT A BOY
STOP MAKING UP LIES!!
>>83420564
>pearl trying to fuck rebound steven
>>83420555
mine.
>>83420553
Rub some donuts on it
>>83420569
shit i mean pic name. I swear I have fcuking dyslexia
>>83420577
The aftermath. Is is NSFW if they don't have nipples or genitals?
>>83420555Kiki's
I really like /sug/ it's so sad that it will be ded agin soon
>>83420577
Is Gems going in heat canon?
If so, then when do they go in heat?
Let's have some fun, /sug/.
>>83420577
>>83420617
Fucking damn it.
>>83420621
It'll just move to /trash/
>>83420593
He's gonna need something, or rather someone to give him his great highs while he's as low as he possibly could be.
>/sug/ getting this lewd
I like this
>>83420635
neat
>>83420634
The rules are simple.
I'm gonna say what kind of word I need, and first reply ending with 0 or dubs/trips/etc. is what gets put down. Once I have all the words I need, I'll show you what the finished Mad Lib looks like.
Let's start off with an adjective!
>>83420635
That's a penis.
>>83420634
>Mad Libs
I should buy SU Madlibs someday
>>83419079
How's it feel to be objectively wrong
>>83420639
>>83420635
You fool, that's not lewd, that's just porn!
>lewd
>>83420690
Furious
>>83420634
if dubs u gotta light the book on fire
>>83420592
who is he?
Mods on vacation?QUICK POST ALL THE LEWDS
>>83420592
Nose is too small.
>>83420634
first noun: Penis
>>83420553
TFW amethyst has no neck to nibble on
>>83420690
Dank
>>83420710
Fuck, that was quick!
Now a noun.
>>83420534
This reminds me of some exquisite Lapearl smut I chanced upon yesterday night, in which Earl helps Bob out of her oh-so-tight jean shorts after the baseball game.
