This thread is dedicated to Carnage-Man. The greatest superhero with the most criminally short run.
Carnage's 2015 ongoing run is hella rad
>>83412760
Gobless
>>83416031
How is he a bad guy? He sends people to Heaven
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>>83415908
You missed a page
>>83415908
skipped a page?
Also you've skipped 3 pages now
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>>83416122
Sorry
>>83416167
It's ok I still love you
>>83416167
no worries.
thank you for storytiming.
>>83416207
This
>>83416213
You welcome anon
>>83416355
Wait he kills her and then promises?
>>83416410
he's insane, but also trying his best to be "good" so he's imagining things
>>83416410
intrusive thoughts.
he just imagined himself killing her
OP here
Thank you Preacher Anon for story timng , you're a hero, just like Carnage Man.
this is comedy gold
I'm really enjoying it.
BTW i'm so out of touch with modern marvel. If I understand the introduction for every issue correctly, the Axis event just swapped roles for heroes and villains?
Is there an evil Spiderman now?
>>83416560
Thank you anon
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>>83416719
The timing on these two are perfect
>>83416719
poor Carnie
Did they collect this in a trade?
I want it on my shelf
>>83417025
what a bitch
the end
I'm glad that his new ongoing is just as good as this.
>>83417025
Man, she was such a QT too
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>>83416989
ok she's just heartless.
I get not wanting to be around Carnage, but
"SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!"??? Really?
>>83417078
What?
No. That was so good.
Is he still a hero?
>>83417111
You do realise Carnage has killed a *lot* of people, right? We're talking "entire towns" worth of a lot of people.
>>83417104
Is it?
I've been meaning to check it out but I've been staying away for the fear that it would be shit.
What issue did the statue wish thing come by the way?
>>83417120
Oh Anon...in our hearts
>>83417111
Fuck off Carnagefag, he's literally one of, if not the, biggest serial killers in the 616.
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>>83417144
bummers...
he's a good boy now
I've never read Carnage. Where should I start?
Anybody got a link so i can download Carnage Man? This is gold
>>83417180
so... carnage wasan heroat the end of the day?
>>83417247
Most faggots on here will say just read some recent limited series, but start at the very beginning with the trade Vengenace of Venom.
>>83416981
Yes. It also includes the Hobgoblin mini.
>>83417283
All can be forgiven.
>>83416837
She totally wanted to fuck the cop
>>83416845
Is Carnage man legit the most powerful and versatile stretchy hero? Searching a few square miles of New York at once is fucking impressive.
>>83415808
Thanks for the storytime. This was actually really good. Sad it didn't last longer.
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>>83417283
Petition to bring Carnage as a hero back.
>>83415808
What is it about symbiotes and patriotism?
>>83416689
>Supports the neck
Carnage is a greater hero than spidey
>>83417180
I wish they would have shown the memorial. Even in a dream or thought bubble or SOMETHING
But I guess after the SJWs suddenly remembered how problematic the Confederate flag was they didn't want to actually show it
>>83422895
FUCK YOU JAY JOHANNA JACKOFF, ITS HARDER TO DO THAN IT LOOKS. I'M NOT MADE OF SENTIENT BLOODY CUM LIKE CLETUS AND YOU
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>>83424525
You can't hide your failures Spidey, no matter how many jokes you tell.
>>83422124
You welcome anon.
>>83424599
S-SHUT UP!
WHAT DO I HAVE TO SELL TO MEPHISTO TO FIX EVERYTHING AND MAKE EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I FUCKED UP?!
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>>83417330
different anon, but can you expand on that? I'm a filthy casual when it comes to comics.
Excellent storytime
>>83417111
He dindu nuffin.
He wuz tryna turn his life around.
>>83417111
It is literally attempted murder of an innocent man, and made "attempted"only by his healing powers after the premeditated, unprovoked malicious attack.
Who do I have to blow at marvel to publish/look at my fan scripts about Carnage Man popping back up as "imperfect regeneration/clone" so he is his own separate being from the other Cletus, as he learns to be a slightly less negligent and dangerous hero.
