Now that Bibleman is getting a new cartoon, what say we flesh out our idea from this thread?
>>83336066
>>83397754
What version of the Apocalypse are we going with? Pre or post-tribulation? Rapture? How literally do you want to stick with Revelation's imagery, or do you want to branch out into other non-canonical apocalypses?
Because we can stick close to mainline, Orthodox Christian theology, or if you REALLY want to get crazy, those other Apocalypses get into Gnostic territory, which sounds really cool, but there's a reason why they're considered non-canonical by most branches nowadays.
>a thread about a post
Pass.
Who would win in a fight between Bibleman and Captain Planet?
>>83397885
Captain Planet has all the powers of Creation.
But Bibleman has the power of the Creator.
>>83397921
So Captain Planet's powers are real, he wins.
>>83397754
I remember one where the villain captures Bibleman by pretending to be a camper being menaced by a witch in the woods and sending a grainy video to him begging for help. Blair witch parody and all. I also recall him thinkking of several villain song ideas and rejecting them for fear they were too close Disney songs and "the Mouse will sue". That show is weird
>>83397885
You jest, but this really is one of those "these people would never fight because they're on the same side" comic book fights.
Captain Planet is all about being a good citizen of Earth, in an environmental consciousness way.
In Genesis, God gives man authority over Earth and all other life on it - not in a ruler way, but in a custodian way, with a responsibility to take good care of it.
They'd have to be bamboozled by some kind of pollution demon played by Tim Curry.
>>83397948
Just because something's not material doesn't mean it's not real.
>>83398018
Just because you say it doesn't mean it matters.
>>83397754
lets make him a lesbian
>>83398095
A black lesbian
>>83398007
But Bibleman believes in the christian god and Cap believes in an old greek one.
>>83398106
black jewish lesbian
>>83398130
In a wheelchair
>>83398152
with diabetes
>>83398165
and a hat
>>83398180
hat? are you mad?
>>83398216
mad as fuck about hats
>>83397833
I'll pass on Apocrypha, though I did love El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron.
I'd say stick with the imagery in a broad sense that's in Revelation, because it's fucking metal.
The idea in the original thread was that in a post-rapture mid-tribulation world (since post-tribulation is just Jesus ruling the world), Some Guy ends up converting to Christianity. He inadvertedly stumbles upon the BibleCave where he finds a video diary entry from the original Bibleman (who actually gets raptured mid-recording). He decides to become the new Bibleman, starting a guerilla war and raising a resistance against the forces of the Antichrist.
Series finale is OG Bibleman riding in with Jesus during the Second Coming (cause the saints are marching in, don'tchaknow) and they team up for the last big fight. The goal would be Flash talkback thread Jay Garrick levels of hype.
>>83398044
You really didn't think before you posted, did you?
>>83398123
Pantheons are just fallen angels with good PR (notice how a lot of old religions don't worship the creator, or even the firstborn children, but the 2nd generation kids.Lucifer rebelled, his rebels balkanized, then those factions balkanized and scattered). Gaia repented and went back to doing her fucking job.
>>83398180
Okay now that's just silly
>>83398277
>You really didn't think before you posted, did you?
I should have thought you'd need an explanation, if that's what you mean.
>>83397833
Going by the original post, it'd be mid- or post-tribulation. Considering that Bibleman is based from an Evangelical point of view, it'd be a dispensationalist, pre-millennial, post-tribulation End of Days.
>>83398738
So basically Left Behind with a much-needed infusion of kicking demons in the face and metal as fuck setpieces.
>>83398792
Depends on how we go about it. Bibleman, even for Christian children's entertainment, was campy as hell.
>>83398792
Does this mean we still get Magneto?
>>83398831
It was also super self-aware and full of parodies.
Like >>83397992 this guy mentions a fucking Blair Witch reference, in a religious superhero direct-to-video series.
>>83398903
I was talking about the tonal difference between Bibleman and Left Behind. So how would we do this? Same as the original show, a more serious take, or something like Gotham which wears its camp with a straight face?
What role will the lamb play in breaking the seals and bringing about the apocalypse?
>>83398180
A sock hat
>>83399164
Well, the Lamb is Jesus, and God IS running the whole show here.
1st page has a trio of word balloons.
>It's time. Start the clock on my mark.
>Now? Didn't think it'd be this early.
>Alright, let's get started.
Art: zooming out of Earth, turn the page and THERE'S AN ASTEROID HEADING STRAIGHT FOR EARTH NONONONONONOthe asteroid is Wormwood, and inside the asteroid is demons, cue Bat Out of Hell
Three guesses who the word balloons are, first two don't count.
>>83399073
>or something like Gotham which wears its camp with a straight face?
I like how Flash does it. When it's camp, it's camp. When it's serious, it's serious. I hear DOOM 2016 plays where the NPCs are super serious but Doom Guy actively does not give a shit about the plot and just wants to kill demons, and the NPCs get super flustered at his demeanor.
Idea for a scene
Bibleman 2.0: Okay so I was reading up on my Revelation the other night...
>the angel Barachiel ("the lightning of God"): Good, though it's not exactly a war manual.
Yeah but I've been thinking. The last time you guys went at it, there was clear leadership.
>Mmhmm.
Lucifer with Hell's angels -
>Heh.
- and Michael and you and the good guys playing bouncer and tossing him out through the Pearly Gates.
>Good times.
So what's the score now? I mean, where are they? I haven't heard anything about them from you or anybody else!
>Listen, kid, that whole thing was a long time ago. Time passes. Things change. Beings change. Power changes hands. You know this.
Yeah...but where are they?
>Well. No one knows where Lucifer is. There have been whispers, rumors intercepted from the enemy camp, but all we really know is that right around the time that one German decided to get Europe back on track -
Uh, I really hope you're not talking about Hitler.
>Nah, the other one. The college professor, turned a school door into his own personal message board. Anyway, one moment the Big Bad is there, sitting on his throne, playing chief prisoner to his fellow inmates, and the next moment he's gone.
Gone?
>Gone. Poof. Haven't heard from him since.
So now that he's gone, who's running the show?
>*blank stare*
Oh, come on, don't you start this shit again.
>Language.
Bite me. I want answers. If THE Satan isn't in charge of the demons, then who is? One of his lieutenants?
>Those bootlickers? Not for very long. No, someone else stepped in. And let me tell you, no one believed it could have happened, even when it did.
Barachiel, what are you even talking about? And what happened to Michael? Is he not head angel anymore?
>Well there was a job vacancy.
...what?
>*ashamed look*
*beat*
No.
>Yes.
No!
>Sorry, kid. Lucifer was the best of us, and he still went rotten. Michael just followed in his footsteps.
Thoughts?
biblebump
What kind of villains would NuBibleman fight?
>>83401940
A valid argument
>>83401940
The Islam Apologist.
>>83397948
Do you real have to go full on fedora even when talking about cartoons
don't you get tired after awhile?
>>83402097
If we're going with the mid-apocalypse theme, the minions of the Antichrist seem like they should be first choice.
>>83402289
>don't you get tired after awhile?
Not believing in something doesn't take much work.
>>83402311
Yeah but if we're thinking of going campy what would they be like? The Prince of Pride was super flamboyant.
A sample
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWjrS4uftXQ
>>83402824
I don't know about super campy, but there should be a flamboyance to them.
>>83403083
I mean look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF28ao8IUQw
Fuck you I'm groovin
>>83402959
Only 1 minuet and 14 seconds in...Is this a sex thing?
NEXT TIME ON BIBLEMAN:
DR EVOLOTION AND HIS ARMY OF APE MEN!
>>83403083
Seven deadly sins? Hard mode: Lust is someone engrossed in it, as opposed to inciting it, i.e. NOT just some excuse for cheesecake
>>83403114
Seems like general temptation to me. The guy in blue is trying to distract
>>83403154
>not spelling it Evilution
Come on son
Spectre crossover when?
>>83403179
>Trying to.
Nah, I think it's just distracting and the creators thought it would look cool.
>>83403179
Hes also a masturbating ape man who was transformed by lotion.
>>83403204
>Dr. Manhattan made Bible Man canon.
>Bible Man joins the Justice League.
>Constantly trying to pick fights with all magic based characters because it's witchcraft.
>>83403211
Well yeah no shit, it's supposed to be illustrative
>>83403217
A for effort
>>83403179
>engrossed in it, opposed to inciting it
por que los dos?
>>83402097
He actually genuinely had that. One of his villains was a bad guy for promoting critical thinking.
>/co/ pretending it isn't majority atheist
adorable tbqh
>>83403357
Could be done. Some kind of sex addict who was themselves super hot. Only way I could see it happening without just being porn would be if it was a guy.
Maybe like Christian (kek) Grey from 50 Shades of?
>>83403391
Ya got statistics to back that m9?
>>83397754
I say he should have super villains based on Logicked and the Armoured Skeptic.
>>83403450
Amazing Atheist with a subtle banana joke?
>>83403472
He keeps trying to shove a banana up Bible Man's ass.
>>83403472
Yeah. Call him the Astonishing Agnostic or something.
>Egads! The Astonishing Agnostic is causing a ruckus at the local Dairy Queen!
>>83403377
Wow, thats kind of hilarious. Got a pic?
>>83403508
As subtle as Terroja himself
>>83397754
Should be wearing a chastity belt.
>>83403424
Well considering how much they try to emulate /v/ I can't imagine being too far off in my assumptions
Good. Ya'll nikkas need some wholesome entertainment for once.
>>83403974
Once in a blue moon the Veggie Tales are talked about.
>>83403179
If you want to do Lust without it being titillating just give them face herpes.
>>83404092
Perhaps we can do it like >>83403450 with another Canadian Youtube atheist (as it seems). We can have a girl wear a mask that hides the herpes. It can be an allusion to Girl Does Rant.
>>83397754
What is with those hips?
>>83404074
Should be "underlying"
>>83404074
>That posing and bodyshape
>No breasts
This is a weird feeling.
>>83408906
>>83408977
I'm not good at this.
>>83404074
This needs more attention
>>83397754
His main antagonist should be the Harlot.
>>83402359
Shoving you ideals in people's faces only makes you a self-righteous cunt bro. Keep it to yourself.
>>83413634
>If you're an atheist you're supposed to pretend not to be so religious people don't get offended by someone else's beliefs.
New Villain: Pariah. He's a preacher of a new religion and can bestow power to any of his followers. He is only as strong as his followers believe him to be. He threatens Bibleman and the church by providing a new messiah for a new generation. Ironically, despite not having any physical strengths of himself, Pariah is the most warlike messiah to ever be because of how he transforms his followers into a personal army
Also: The Fallen Angel. Once a hero like Bibleman, except with a the Captain Marvel twist where its actually 2 different people inhabiting the same body. A human civilian identity form and his holy hero form. He was forced by the same holy force he derives his powers from to sacrifice his life for the greater good. But because it was the holy form that died, the human form of him is trapped in between life and death in limbo. After hundreds of years of being stuck, he finally forces his way back to reality. He seeks to end Bibleman's career as a hero because he doesn't want Bibleman to suffer a similar fate. Because he technically isn't dead or alive, he is immune to any holy or satanic power making him a sort of neutralizer to anything Bibleman can throw at him
He'd better get a Throne bike.
>>83414226
The second one couldn't work. Bibleman is all about black and white. There can't be any grey characters.
>>83407449
Superman up top. Raven from the waist down.
