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How much do the public know about Hank?
>flooded South Arlen
>involved with the explosion of Megalomart
>involved with burning down the firestation
>surveillance footage shows him around just before a car dealership exploded
Do the people of Arlen see Hank as a man who leaves a path of destruction in his wake?
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He was also a pimp at one point.
>>83394185
he's not even the biggest criminal in his own family. Peggy and Luanne killed the president of a major corporation, and Peggy attempted to kill Randy Travis
>>83394262
They live in fear of him. They put on a friendly face because you don't want to find yourself on his bad side.
Hank hill is unknowingly unleashing a reign of terror across Heimlich county.
>>83394289
plus Bobby made crack in a public school which is a drug free zone
He smokes weed and brags about it to the police in public.
>>83394326
Why do you think they have Boomhauer keeping tabs on him?
Also there was that tine he stole a tank. And the time he pushed his wife out a plane with no parachute.
>>83394326
>Heimlich county
Of which he is the mac daddy.
and when he bought crack and got away with it. too bad he didn't know his son knew how to make it
I heard a rumor that Peggy Hill kidnapped a Mexican child, and homeless man once told me she was planning on covering the city with mustard gas.
>>83394185
>Do the people of Arlen see Hank as a man who leaves a path of destruction in his wake?
They'd better, if they know what's good for them.
>>83394185
but his biggest secret of all is he was a double agent for Big Charcoal
I saw it! That man intentionally DROPPED and extinguished the Olympic torch and had his son relight it using some guy's cigarette.
>>83395022
Yeah but the cigarette was lit using the flame of the Olympic torch, so it's cool.
>>83394185
he is the only man Chuck Norris won't fuck with.
>>83394389
When?
>>83395766
At Sugar Foot's, when he was suspected of murder again.
The crazy fuck made his son smoke cigs!
This nigga Hill is a real nigga. he played gta non stopped.
>>83394185
>Do the people of Arlen see Hank as a man who leaves a path of destruction in his wake?
>mfw
no, i live near Arlen and we see him as the last bastion of Texan values
>>83395074
Allegedly
>>83395912
I remember him buttfucking a joint to get a light and accidentally getting high.
Did he really brag to a cop afterward?
>>83396378
He had to establish his alibi for the more serious charge, and he could not tell a lie.
>>83396356
Not allegedly. It was a fact in the episode. Dale lit his cigarette with the torch. Then he used that cigarette to light another cigarette, which they used to reignite the torch.
hank is owed a lot of political favors
he's a voter
>>83396443
Admitting to smoking pot to dodge a murder rap isn't really that ballsy, even in texas.>>83394185
>>83396242
my dad did this to me as punishment when i was 13 and now im an 18 year old pack a day smoker
>>83394185
In addition to all of that, he's Buck Strickland's right hand man.
Did anyone watch the Cowboys at Saints game?
This asshole tackled Don Meredith.
>>83394185
He does have a reputation as the guy that blows things up.
The dealership explosion thing had the guys at other stores terrified of him. And he is pretty well known to have blown up the Mega Lo Mart but everyone loves him for doing it.
He also
>was accused of murder
>is a star on a reality show
>Is known as the guy who released snakes into the sewers
>took a totally random guy's wallet, then had him thrown in jail
>is the only non asian member in an all asian country club
>is good friends with Henry Winkler
>ran an illegal food truck
>kept money from a Baseball celebrity and then humiliated him publically
His wife
>kidnapped a mexican child
>is an internet fetish star
>almost got a town to create mustard gas
>brought in porn awards to Arlen
>illegally sold guns
>>83397378
>The dealership explosion thing had the guys at other stores terrified of him
Wasn't that just because the guys at the electronics store were the ones who actually blew up the lot?
>>83397378
His wife is more infamous for sex ed than crush porn. They didn't show her face in those, and she hides her feet in public.
>>83396662
You would have been a smoker from trying it in the future anyway as you were obviously curious enough to try it and be caught and punished in the first place.
>>83397529
>she hides her feet in public.
That is impossible.
>>83397595
People who wear skirts and heels are friggin illusionist ninjas at hiding in the open.
Hank humiliated a man in public in front of his colleagues and peers by patting him down over his objections and exposing him as an incontinent depends wearer.
>>83397618
Oh, that reminds me.
His wife might be a drag queen.
And his so called son went around kicking people in the nuts and once tried to drink stolen dog blood.
>>83394185
charcoal/wood cooked food tastes better than gas food.
hank is a fucking hack.
>>83397654
And another man by knocking him into a hole on his property, over and over again.
>>83397473
No, they just knew about him as the guy who blows places up if he thinks they cheated him. It was two college students that planted the bombs.
>>83397672
Bobby is a lot worse than that and almost as well known publically as a local trouble maker.
>>83397875
What about Cotton?
I'm surprised that hasn't come up yet.
>>83397875
Only by Khan. He's otherwise just known as the queer Hill boy.
>>83397961
Bobby the comedian,
propane awards entertainment,
rodeo clown
softdrink protesting
witchcraft practicing
possible reincarnation of the dalai lama
meat savant
>>83397931
He actually is a known and feared troublemaker in his community. But he is also a colonel and a revered war hero so no one does anything about him. He was about to go to jail for burning down a church.
>>83398287
He shot at Castro in the 60's and destroyed Jimmy Carter's habitat for humanity house. Also tried to cause an international incident with Japan, stole Santa Anna's leg,
>>83398593
>stole Santa Anna's leg
No one knows that's what happened.
They know him as a man who sells propane and propane accessories.
and has a niece who hijacked Big Tex.
>>83394185
>flooded South Arlen
Everyone knows he did and they hated him for it, despite the fact that it basically saved everyone's homes
>involved with the explosion of Megalomart
Wasn't him, it was Buckley's fault for grabbing the tank by the nozzle. If anything, Hank saved Luann's life in the explosion
>involved with burning down the firestation
It was Dale's fault for plugging in the broken light after Hank REPEATEDLY told him not to.
>surveillance footage shows him around just before a car dealership exploded
Which he had nothing to do with, but still took the blame for. Again, everyone feared him for it
This man did nothing wrong but still took all kinds of shit, he's clearly a hero that Arlen didn't deserve
>>83397378
Don't forget the part where Peggy smuggled cocaine to a prisoner
>>83400407
This isn't about the facts of what actually happened.
We, the audience, know Hank's a good guy.
This thread is about how the town of Arlen perceives Hank.
And if you look at Hank from a distance without all the little details we know about, he looks pretty scary.
>>83400451
Peggy didn't bring in a thing.
If she had smuggled cocaine into the prison, she'd be in prison herself right now.
All I know is, he is the most dependable propane and propane accessory salesman/serviceman I've ever seen
>>83394326
> I am the one that knocks! I'll tell you what!
>>83396242
This isn't something Hank created, this was an old school sort of parenting technique. He wanted to make smoking a very negative experience for him by making his only experience with it a sick and disgusting thing.
Like if the first time you got drunk involved you waking up in some strange whale's apartment with maybe one of your kidneys missing and a nipple pierced.
Its just that it backfired in so many ways.
>>83397378
You forgot that time he was caught renting porn or something, that caused him to be seen as a pervert.
He went on trial, and made the jury all watch his porn.
>>83394335
Having it phrased like that makes it even more funny
>>83396353
This scene always bother me because it looked like it was digitally colored while the rest of the episode wasn't
>>83396353
>Path of destruction
>Texan values
Same thing really.
>>83394185
he also cut off his best friend's finger
>>83394335
Bobby also burned down the church.
Cotton took the fall but it's still connected to the family.
fuck the police
>>83402458
As far as anyone knows, Cotton burned down the church.
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And of course there is a video game where you play as a character resembling Hank and destroy the town with propane-based weapons.
>>83394763
>that boy is right
>>83394185
>flooded South Arlen
>not taking his utilitarian viewpoint
