This joke makes no sense.
Why did they willingly choose to order broccoli pizza?
>no sauce in between cheese and crust
hmmm
Broccoli pizza might be nice if the broccoli were blanched and brushed with garlic and oil before they were put on the pizza.
>>83388942
And steamed or just cooked in anyway. It would be a nice crunch
They didn't, they ordered regular plain pizza. The joke was that the pizza parlor literally ONLY had broccoli pizza for some reason.
>>83388862
Maybe that's only what they serve?
>>83389007
>>83389029
How does that make any sense? You can literally see pizza in the background, and to make brocolli pizza you have to actually put brocolli on regular pizza.
>>83389086
It's San Francisco.
>>83389086
>You can literally see pizza in the background
I only see piles of dough.
And look at that server. Does that fucking look like the face of someone who gives a shit?
Broccoli pizza is delicious, especially with a white sauce.
>>83388862
Didn't they say that its the only pizza they serve?
>>83388862
Heh.
"Yeast of Eden".
OH
I GET IT NOW
BECAUSE BROCCOLI IS A VEGETABLE
AND PIZZA IS A JUNK FOOD
SO THEY ARE ORDERING "HEALTHY" THINGS FOR A JUNK FOOD
CAUSE KIDS HAET BROCCOLI RITE
fucking shoot me
broccoli and cheese go very well together
>>83389418
because that's what the government wants to make you think
>>83389418
Found the american.
>>83389465
go home /pol/, you're drunk
>>83388862
I once made a chicken, bacon and broccoli pizza with alfredo sauce and it was pretty damn good.
>>83389418
>eating Broccoli with anything
>>83389471
I'm british m8, I use real cheese
>>83389497
broccoli goes well with just about any pasta dish
>>83388942
You don't need sauce for a pizza, you can just use some oil
>>83388942
even with out garlic (not a fan of it but it might be okay) a white pizza with the brocoli lightly buttered and put on the pizza doesnt sound bad at all.
>>83389497
You are scum. Broccoli is delightful with ranch dressing.
>>83388942
It would be complemented by sausage with fennel seed in it. If not that, than something spicy to offset the bitterness.
>>83389616
Smothering vegetables in ranch dressing defeats the purpose of eating vegetables.
>>83389652
Mostly to accent. A little across the top, not bathed in it.
>>83389526
You have food in britian.
TIL
That's common here. But I actually buy real american cheese, not the craft singles.
Wikipedia seems to be run by the jews, they're wrong. They evidently deleted the article about american cheese and merged it with the craft processed bullshit. I'm actually kind of fucking mad.
http://thecookinggeek.com/american-cheese/
>>83389907
Isn't that just a kind of cheddar?
>>83389345
>with a white sauce
Like cum?
I'm sorry but wtf is "a white sauce"? Yogurt sauce? French dressing?
>>83389993
>Isn't that just a kind of cheddar?
Sorry, I was on the wikipedia talk page. I'm triggered as fuck. Wiki is political, but I'd never imagine that they turned fucking cheese into a statement, lol.
It's a colby / cheddar blend, or a very young cheddar, yeah.
It's a decent cheese for doing things with, not to enjoy on it's own, and comes in white and yellow, with most yellow coming from coloring, not aging.
>>83390058
butter + flour + cheese, I'm assuming
roux is a basic thing for a lot of thicker sauces
>>83390058
>>83388862
Cheese, broccoli, chicken, and alfredo sauce makes a great pizza. Hell, cheese and broccoli work really well together, and as lock as you don't fuck up the sauce, it sounds be pretty good.
>>83389534
>You don't need sauce for a pizza
Get out.
Now.
>>83389497
>having the pallet of a six year old
>>83389417
In japan they changed it for peppers.
>>83388862
Her mother was punishing her for feeling neglected and out of place.
>>83390058
Those "white pizzas" aren't a thing any more? I remember back in the late '90's those were pushed as some kind of fancy thing.
I dunno... kids these days... my lawn... grumble-grumble...
>>83388862
I don't know,i like broccoli pizza.
>>83392047
That's her fault for having an underdeveloped personality. Or just Pixar for not really thinking it through.
>>83392434
Real white pizza is sauceless, its just cheese and olive oil.
"White pizza" with white sauce is a fucking disgusting abomination
>>83388862
I can eat any kind of pizza, do i don't know the problem
>>83389417
t. leaf
>>83388942
That's called a white pizza. Cheese and crust with optional toppings. It's fucking nasty but some people eat it that way.
>>83393565
>"White pizza" with white sauce is a fucking disgusting abomination
>he doesn't like a garlicy well made sauce on a veggie pizza
>>83390058
>>83388862
You've never had shrimp and broccoli pizza? You may actually have a reason to live now.
ROAST IT
>>83388862
Broccoli sucks ass but it's still better than mushrooms.
>>83396348
You take that back you fucking faggot. The only time broccoli is better than mushrooms is if they're both uncooked.
/co/ck/s, the lot of you
>>83392165
In Japan, it's peppers and carrots that kids stereotypically hate (and sometimes milk).
>>83390058
Alfredo sauce?
>>83396348
You're not alone my man. I have -never- hated broccoli, but I won't touch any mushrooms.
People take food preference way too seriously. Oh, you don't like this thing I'm eating? Don't eat it then. Oh, you like a thing I don't? Good for you.
The joke is they're ignorant trash from Minnesota and they don't know good pizza when they see it.
>>83392165
That honestly makes more sense.
>>83397290
I'm pretty sure we're all just fucking around and wouldn't really be at each other's throats if we disagreed about what kind of food we like.
>>83396348
>>83397290
Jesus Christ, /co/ is populated by literal manbabies.
Do you need your special bib every time you eat your ham and cheese sammy, you fucking picky shits? God damn, live a little.
>>83397447
>not liking broccoli and mushrooms means we're picky
>>83388862
What does Disgust do when Riley starts to like things she formerly thought was disgusting, like broccoli or anal sex?
>>83397501
I can't imagine any other reason why someone would be pissy about vegetables with such mild flavors. You'd probably have a fucking seizure if you ate zucchini.
>>83391986
>he doesn't like white pizza
>>83397525
Joy ties her up or convinces her, or both
>>83397380
At least it's not skub
>>83397551
It doesn't matter if it's mild; a bad flavor that's mild is still a bad flavor. I don't mind zucchini, but tell me, what other foods do you think I don't like?
>>83388862
It's like the friendship anchovies, you understand?
>>83388942
Whole wheat crust with olive oil and pesto base, provolone/cheddar mix, spicy Italian sausage and salami with grilled sprigs of broccoli and basil leaves.
>>83388862
>Why did they willingly choose to order broccoli pizza?
Did you even watch the goddamn movie? It was specifically stated as they were walking away that the place only served broccoli pizza.
>>83397928
Yeah and that's fucking retarded, what sort of pizza place only serves one kind of pizza?
>>83397643
My dick.
>>83398268
Depends on if you're cute or not
>>83388862
I like broccoli mushroom pizza, it's pretty good.
>>83397975
I mean seriously, not even fucking cheese pizza? That's some rollercoaster tycoon shit.
>>83397975
San Francisco
There are actually places there that serve one type of pizza/pasta/food dish.
"Hey do you recommend any pizzas?"
Then OP's picture happens. How hard did anyone think without figuring this out?
>People who unironically hate eating vegetables
I will never understand.
>>83397643
You probably don't like spinach or brussel sprouts.
This joke triggered me, I fucking love broccoli.
>>83389907
What pretentious snobbery over processed cheese product.
You realize a lot of americans buy soley real cheese to feel that same sense of smug self-satisfaction?
My wholefoods shopping yuppie sister does this.
The smart ones use both depending on what the occasion calls for.
Cheese product melts quicker/easier for certain foods, while real cheese is perferred for other dishes.
>>83398671
I'll grudgingly eat spinach salad but spinach in soup like Italian Wedding is amazing.
>>83398671
Haha no, I eat spinach almost every day, in salads, sandwiches and omelets.
Brussel sprouts are also great, though it's been a couple weeks since I had any.
>>83388862
I wanna fuck this woman
>>83400237
Anon, You want to fuck anything with tits.
>>83390058
Olive oil you dunce
>>83388942
My sister bought tomato-sauceless pizza like that when I visited SF.
I vowed to never try anything new every again,
>>83400317
But olive oil isn't white
>>83392165
>>83396892
I thought it was eggplant.
>>83388862
If you've lived in the SF bay area you know there a lot of hip pizza places (Cheeseboard, Sliver, etc) that are vegetarian and only serve one kind of pizza each day.It's snobby but it's actually really good
>>83401151
I'd be willing to try that if it's something I like. But they don't even serve cheese? That's very pretentious.
>>83388942
Something something alfredo.
>>83401108
No that's feminists.
>>83401237
That's the case at a lot of by the slice places
>>83388942
no sauce between the cheese and crust is just nasty
its just fucking cheesey toast
>>83389497
Broccoli tastes good on its own, it just tastes wrong with something else in the mix
i can't even eat it cheese
i hate when it gets mixed with my General Tso chicken
>>83389417
No...the joke is that people in California have shit taste and eat hipster food nobody ever asked for
>>83400370
White sauce is really good though
>>83401080
It becomes white when cooked
>>83388862
Why the hell do they think it's okay to teach little children that they're supposed to find very healthy vegetables disgusting? What next, protagonists laughing about how terrible and unpleasant sports and any kind of exercise is and making jokes about how it's universally hated by kids and wanting to do or eat healthy things makes you a weirdo?
God damn it
>>83405514
It actually had the opposite effect for me.
After watching that PPG episode where they fight broccoli aliens, I had the taste for broccoli since then.
>>83389497
Beef and broccoli is my laifu.
>>83402221
kek
>>83397501
Yes, it does t. different anon
>>83404615
…nno it doesn't
steamed broccoli with soy sauce and miracle whip dipping sauce is good
>>83405826
>>83404615
>>83401080
>>83400317
see
>>83397238
you impossibly stupid children.
>>83405879
I guess I'm the one guy that knew it was Alfredo sauce. Still, I don't really see it called "white sauce" in most places. White sauce is more that mayo-based shit you can find at Hibachi places. Or it could be referring to Béchamel sauce if you're fancy.
The scene is based on this place
http://www.arizmendibakery.com/
They only have one kind of vegetarian pizza available each day and there is usually no sauce. It is the best pizza I've ever had.
>>83402300
PIZZA TIMEMOTHERFUCKER
>>83405617
>not into vore
>still get oddly turned on at this scene
Man, the brain is an odd thing.
So, what does /co/ think of this movie?
>>83407306
I don't know about you but brocolli and tomato pizza looks kind of appetising
>>83388862
Broccoli pizza is actually pretty tasty. Kid had shit taste and the movie should've ended with her willingly trying it and realizing that, hey, maybe growing up means discovering new things to like that you wouldn't have expected.
>>83407306
>make a joke literally only one person would ever get because this restaurant doesn't exist anywhere else in the world
I knew Pixar was a circlejerk, but jesus.
>>83390058
<spoiler>YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH PLAIN WHITE SAUCE</spoiler>
>>83397577
>Liking whitecispizza.
Literally Hitler.
>>83388862
God... brocolli on pizza... *blech* what's next, anchovies?!
>>83409479
>>83409211
>>83409479
What's wrong with anchovies?
What are your thoughts on cauliflower?
