If Bucky killed Tony's parents, how was Tony born?
He was born when they died
HE WAS A TEENAGER ACTUALLY!
>>83385401
What?
>>83385401
GODDAMN MARVEL!
>>83385401
They died in 1991.
Are you suggesting that Tony is under 25 years old?
How does something like this slip by the scripts? It's entire crux of the movie and it makes no fucking sense. Bravo, Marvel.
>>83385401
If Joe Chill killed Batman's parents, how is there still a Batman?
>>83385401
Right? Fucks sake, Marvel. At least try to be competent. Here's another one:
In Iron Man, Coulson says they're still trying to figure out a name for the Strategic Homeland , but in the Agent Carter one-shot which takes place in like 1945, Howard Stark outright calls it SHIELD.
>>83385401
>Marveldrones will defend this
If Krypton was destroyed, where did Superman come from?
>>83385882
>those fonts
TRIGGERED
If Krypton exploded, how is Superman, a Kryptonian, alive?
>>83385401
Stop trolling.
>>83385870
How can Krypton be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>83385882
good memeing
>>83385401
If Bucky fell to his death in Captain America 1 then how is he alive and young in Winter Soldier?
>>83385401
If Martha is Batman and Superman's mother, then aren't they brothers?
why is lich kings mount called invincible if I can see it
>>83386076
Half-brothers.
Martha slept around a lot.
If Captain America was Hydra all along why didn't he kill Dr.Erskine before he could give Steve Rogers the Super Soldier serum?
>>83386079
Because your eyes aren't real.
>>83385401
If Alan Young was so young then why did he die of old age?
>>83385401
And if he's made of Iron how is he alive?
>>83386214
And if he's a machine made of war how come he's human?
If Bucky is the Winter Soldier, why does the movie take place in summer?
>>83385843
Yeah but Agent Carter sucks
>>83385401
(You)
>>83386485
>No fun allowed: the namefag
>>83385401
We already did this thread
>>83385626
>he was a teenager when he was born
Fucking marvel is such shit
Continuity errors like these are the reason that Batman v. Superman is a good film while MCU films are awful.
>>83386678
But Batman and Superman's parents died too.
Hell Superman doesn't even have a planet? What did he do, get born in space from his dead mother?
>>83386590
why would you believe that terrifying green shrek
>>83386678
It's not a continuity error you twat.
>>83386678
>Batman and Superman LITERALLY have the same mother
>neither was aware of the others existence
>neither of them know their real father is the Lizard
yeah, nah
>Batman is a nice guy
>he was about to kill his own brother
Why did they turn Bats into such a lunatic?
>>83385707
it's explicitly stated that iron man is only 8 years old
>>83386716
Hell Superman was born in in hell. Hellboy is his father.
Read some comics for God's sake.
>>83385882
>>83386485
Why is this man not anony-moose?
Fun Fact: the Bucky who killed Tony's parents is the same Bucky who was Steve Rogers friend in the 40s and the same Bucky who became winter solider
It was a clever twist . I thought it was three different buckys
>>83385882
>>83386961
>three different buckys
they wouldnt be THAT stupid
>>83387005
What did he mean by this?
>Bane breaks Batmans back and leaves him in a pit
>Batman shows up perfectly fine a few months later
are you fucking kidding me?
How is Made Windu in the Avengers? Didn't he die in Revenge of the Sith? Damn Marvel and their timelines.
>>83386856
How can Hellboy be a dad? he is only a boy!
>>83385401
he was adopted faggot read the manga
>>83387070
>Months
It was like, 40 minutes
>>83387149
It is different for demons
>>83386002
>>83385401
In X-Men 1 - 3, Xavier and Magneto are both old men, but in the next X-Men movies they are younger. Xavier even has hair!
DoFP had both of them making things really confusing from scene to scene.
As far as I can tell only Wolverine ages normally.
>>83387122
>Star Wars takes place "a long time ago in many galaxies away"
>Mace windu shows up again years later in our exact galaxy
fucking hacks
>>83387122
>>83387279
And why didn't Force Awakens have anything to do with Revenge of the Sith? It's like everything that movie set up got solved off screen
How does Wonder Woman exist with no masculine father to raise her right?
>>83385882
>BvS
>Doomsday made by Lex Luthor
>Not Dr. Doom
>this is okay
Read a comic faggot
Eddie Murphy's Coming to America was originally suppose to be a Black Panther movie but the studio backed out at the last minute and just made it a straight up comedy.
This explains the scene where Eddie fights the crook at the McDonald's . It was suppose to show his expert hand to hand fighting skills
>>83386766
Ok then, please fucking explain how the Starks had a child while they were FUCKING DEAD.
Moron
>>83387402
Hank Hill raises Wonder Woman, hwat happens next?
>>83387602
Bucky went back in time to kill them u idiot.
Why else would he still be alive if he was born in the 20s
>>83387402
Shit like this is why I dropped DC. How the fuck am I supposed to believe that a champion of truth, peace, and justice, DIDN'T have a positive male role model in her life?
>>83387623
She crusades against the Charcoal industry. And she dresses like a respectable woman, not some two dollar whore.
Why didn't Superman help Godzilla? I thought they were made by the same company
If Joe Chill killed Batman's parents, then how was Batman born?
>>83387784
The Joker killed Batman's parents, not your little oc.
>>83387715
>Why didn't Superman help Godzilla
Remember how Godzilla ignored the tanks on the bridge? He was trying to keep the destruction to a minimum.
If Shazam is captain marvel, why isn't he married to captain marvelle?
Why didn't Green Lantern and Jonah Hex come and help Superman when Zod showed up? Arent they in the same universe?
>>83385882
Top lel
If Tony's parents were adults in the 1940s how old were they when Tony was born? 200 ?
>>83388328
In the comics Tony's dad takes super-soldier serum and is captain america while steve is gone, it's not the good serum though so he still ages just slower.
This is why Tony has slight super-strength
>>83386773
But if the lizard is a lizard then how come batman is a bat?
>>83388328
Howard was in roughly 53.
>>83385401
If Bruce Wayne's parents are dead, how was Bruce born?
>>83388673
He wasn't .
Batman was born
Guys, is Bruce Wayne the masketta man, Bane?
Hear me out
>Bruce Wayne
>Bruce WAyNE
>B WAyNE
>BANE
>>83388726
Go to bed, Master Bruce.
>>83388748
>Bwayne the tubular protector of California's beaches and oceans
>>83385401
Didn'tStark literally explain this shit in the beginning of the movie?
>>83385882
oh my fuck
>>83385401
>He didn't see the ending where Tony faded away from history then Quickslav returned in his place, turned to the camera, said "You didn't see that coming." and fucked his sister.
Fucking plebs skipping the post-credit scenes.
>>83390244
He actually told the
>''You didn't see that coming.''
to his sister right before bursting in her face.
>>83390506
>>83390592
>someone actually saved a pic from that cringeworthy as fuck thread
Kill yourself my man.
>>83390614
Why your head so hot though.
>>83385882
BTFO
>>83385401
In a cave. With a box of scraps.
>>83390592
>Rush
Holy fuck it's perfect
Did they ever explain why black panther was from Africa ?
>>83386828
Iron Man the hero, maybe. Not Tony Stark. In Civil War, it shows him at like 18 years old the night they died.
If Bucky killed Tonys parents...how was his dad in iron man 2?
How is Quicksilver still alive in X Men Apocalypse if he died in Age of Ultron? Did I miss a movie or something? Because it was never explained.
>>83391449
The expo took place is the 70s or 80's, Bucky didn't kill Howard till the 90's.
>>83391538
>>83386293
Why is he called the Winter Soldier? It's summer
How does pouring acid onto someone give them power over coins or probability? Coinface's powers and origins don't make sense. Explain this DC!
>>83391609
But the movie took place in 2009
>>83387122
He absorbed the unlimited powah.
If Batman raped the Joker then why doesn't the Joker have a child?
If Batman's 1st appearance was in 1939, how is he still running around all young looking? He's 77 fer chrissake!
If Superman is Superman, how did he not break Lois with his Super-sperm? Or his Super-thrusting?
How can Captain America: Civil War take place in the early 1860's if everyone is modern?
>>83387149
The mother was a pedophile.
Never change /co/
You stupid fucks
>>83387843
>He doesn't know the Joker's real name
>>83391407
Did you even watch the fucking movie?
How is Captain America still alive if he is from the 50's? Shouldn't he be dead by now?
>Black Widow
>she's white
>she was never married
BRAVO MARVEL
>>83386079
I dunno that track is dope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32URQlY_ub8
How can Martain Manhunter be real if Mars is a hoax created by NASA?
Is Jaden Smith an Avenger?
>>83385882
I haven't seen this in forever. What was the meme called?
>>83385401
U JUST BROK DIISENY OP YOU SO SMART
Why would Optimus Prime ever follow Captain America's orders.
uh
>>83385401
>>83385882
>>83386214
I have further questions.
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all, or if he moves will he fall?
>>83387005
>I get triggered by jokes, the comic
>>83385870
If Matt Murdock is blind, how could he be Daredevil?
>>83393703
Now he's plotting his vengeance, which will soon unfold
>>83391407
that was a hologram you dense fuckkidding, of course. i'm not literally retarded like that other anon
>>83385401
If he's called Warmachine, why is he a human.
>>83394925
Because the machine he's in was built for war
Okay, so how is Stan Lee a hotdog vender, a mailman for the Baxter building, one of Jean Greys neighbors when she was a child, a wedding crasher at the Fantastic Fours wedding, a victem of gamma poisoning, a Hugh Hefner lookalike, a Larry King lookalike, a retired general in WW2, a New Mexican hick, A Midtown High librarian, a beauty contest judge, a paient in a mental institution, a security guard at the Captain America museum, an alien on Xandar, a billionare with a superhero son, a Sam Francisco bartender, a retired police captain, an emcee at a strip club, and like 7 random civilians? Do they think we're retarded?
War Machine should be renamed War Pig
>>83385707
>They died in 1991.
So were his parents like 70 years old when he was just starting college?
>>83385401
>>83395001
In Spider-Man Homecoming, I want a scene with Stan Lee and Bruce Campbell just sitting and chatting while Spider-Man is fighting crooks.
>>83395017
It was always implied that Tony's parents had him when they were in their forties. Was supposed to be one of the reasons Stand resented him since he looked up to Howard as a father.
>>83386816
It was like Cain and Abel except Cain became good at the end.
BRAVO SNYDER
>>83395001
He's the Watcher. MCU Watcher observes by appearing in important places looking like Stan Lee.I really hope he makes it another few years so they can do a big reveal in Infinity War
>>83398138
Not sure if they even can if the Watcher is considered part of the Fantastic Four rights.
>>83390797
Why did they arrange themselves from most to least attractive?
itt: we pretend to be your dad at the movies
>>83385401
Hahahaha!!!
Oh, yeah, I see what you did there, anon, good...one....
Holy fuck, you're just an idiot.
>>83399089
Go to bed Mr. Russo
>>83385401
Checkmate, Christians.
>>83395001
All of the Stan Lees are clones, created as an experiment by Mr. Sinister, and tasked with keeping an eye on superpowered people.
>>83399129
I'm not Mr. Russo, I'm Mr. Russo.
Why is it called Captain America if it takes place in Nazi Germany
>>83385401
He was his dad's wife's son.
but how could OP make this thread if my sides are now gone?
