What do you predict the final score will be? No way in hell it's going above 30%
Stephen Amell is going to kill himself, isn't he?
7% cause fuck Stephen Amell that hypocrite fag
>>83379102
>>83379193
jesus christ, can't this guy catch a break.
>>83379193
He definitely will consider it
>>83379102
It's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
the score was never going to be even close to 50%
This in no way judges how good the movie actually will be
>>83379578
>This in no way judges how good the movie actually will be
You mean like Transformers which gets shit scores and are shit movies but people go to see them anyway?
>>83379231
>7% cause fuck Stephen Amell that hypocrite fag
what did he do? I stopped watching Arrow after the Ghul reveal in season 3.
>those trailers
I'm expecting Tranktastic number here, it looks fucking unwatchable.
Poor Amell.
And yet it will still probably out gross Zootopia because Michael Bay is the definition of pandering to the lowest common denominator that still pays for tickets.
>>83380074
But he's not even directing it, he didn't even direct the first one, he's just a producer.
>>83379102
People is just getting tired of comic movies, isn't it?
Now we are in that same point after the firsts X-men movies when all the Daredevils and Ghost Riders spawned.
Damn dude forreal?
I had high hopes for this one too.
I wasn't expecting a score above 70 but to be that low?
>>83379102
It's still going to be number one. I mean, what competition it has? None.
>>83380074
>pandering to the lowest common denominator that still pays for tickets.
Are you seriously imlpying Disney doesn't do the same?
...how old are you?
>>83380794
>I had high hopes for this one too.
It's your own fault for being stupid
Man, what a shame, I kinda wanted to watch this one because of rocksteady and bebop, but if it's as bad as the first one, i'll just ignore it and move along.
>>83379628
T1 wasn't that bad.
>>83380794
It's only 6 reviews. I imagine it will go up a little once there's more, ending up somewhere in the X-Men Apocalips region.
>>83381544
Yeah, and it got good scores
People tend to forget that before T2,the general consensus was "Wow, good job, Michael Bay!"
>>83381541
The film's fine. I saw it.
Is it stupid? Bone-dead. But it's still fun
>>83381544
>>83381689
>T1
>T2
Those are Terminator movies. You want TF.
>>83379694
Arrow's just gotten worse
>>83379193
He can't act worth a damn, all he has going for himself is good looks.
>Saw the first one since my nephew wanted to see it.
I thought it wasn't that bad but damn are the turtles ugly as hell.
ITT: Unironically thinking critic scores matter in any way for a TMNT movie
I want /tv/ to fuck off
>>83379102
I just watched it. It was fucking awesome. Totally completely faithful to the 90s cartoon.
Amell was weak. Seriously weak.
>>83379102
Saw it
Gave it a 6/10 - it's ok
I can post reasons/answers if people reply
>>83382011
Seriously, it felt like it was made for fans of that cartoon. The van, the Donatello bullshit-level science inventions, the cartoonyness of the whole thing. It was pure, unadulterated fun. I enjoyed it way more than I enjoyed Apocalypse. And a bit more than I enjoyed Warcraft. This was almost Deadpool-levels of pure I-feel-like-a-kid-again fun.
>>83382087
Seriously, my only big criticism would beNo post-credits scene of Baxter injecting himself with the ooze and turning into a fly.
>>83380074
Implying that Zootopia wasn't the same shit.
>>83381909
Well, yeah, they always kinda have been
I don't get why people complain of the turtles looking ugly I mean, they're fucking TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES (who are also ninjas), why would they NOT be ugly?
>>83379694
he was a terrible Casey Jones, literally only the name and the fact that he uses a hockey stick is all they have in common.
>>83379805
but people were excited by the trailers.
>>83382011
I guess this? I mean it would entertain a child? Krang, Bebop, and Rocksteady look great. The tension between the Turtles was pretty stupid. Megan Fox was Megan Fox. Stephen Amell was barely recognizable as Casey Jones and could barely act (Hey I'm being fired and getting pissed here but I'm smiling and have this upbeat tone.Hey I'm gonna talk to myself out loud. Hey did I tell you I love hockey? Hey I have anger management issues which never get touched upon ever again after I mention it ), Tyler Perry was serviceable, Shredder was still pretty eh, but at least he's not a transformer.
>>83379102
>movie actually incorporates all the fun colorful shit from the source material instead of blanding it up and greying it out like the previous iteration
>gets fucking crucified
Second time it's happened this month.
What the fuck is wrong with this world?
>>83381541
it's not that bad. If you can embrace the stupidness and Amell's terrible Casey Jones then you're set.
>>83382200
THANK YOU, I've been saying for what feels like years now. The worst part is, I remember back in the day /co/ would post alt-art threads that were full of "realistic TMNT" which were WAY creepier and uglier looking than the Platinum Dunes designs... which they toned down in OoTS considerably so they're visisbly less HUEG and covered in crap than the previous movies' models.
>>83382124
>Wanting Baxter-Fly
That was dumb in 1988, it was dumb in 2014 and it'll be dumb in the future.
Making him a cyborg was cool in 1994, it was cool in 2003 and it'll be cool if it happens again.
THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL
>>83379694
>I disagree. For starters, I wasn't responding to the dislike of one particular thing on the show. I was discussing one platform and how anonymity makes people cyber brave. You don't have to like or dislike any one thing to be a fan of the show. But some of the criticism and vitriol towards fictional characters and the actual people who play them is comically outsized. I do enjoy an apology though before being called a f*cking idiot. And because you put your name on it... I give it serious consideration. Hope you can see my comments in the broader context Jacob.
tldr: if you hate felicity stop watching arrow
>>83382237
Tyler Perry seemed like he was channeling his best Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Didn't help either that the dimensional doohickey was actually at the Hayden Planetarium.
That seriously bugged me about Amell. No gruff LAWBREAKER voice. He would have been better off actually doing S1 Oliver Queen and that would've been a more accurate Casey Jones. He didn't even wear the mask during the finale. Boo.
>>83382237
>Shredder was still pretty eh, but at least he's not a transformer.
Is he supposed to be the same Shredder as the previous one? I mean, falling off a goddamn skyscraper in a fucking robot suit aside, his face looks decades younger.
>>83382395
Tom, C'mon.
>>83382427
supposed to be, I wished he had a cape and was purple, heck I wish the Foot were purple. Them being black really made their costumes look cheap. Shredder at the end was laughable, they could have salvaged it by giving him shoulder pads and a cape so he'd at least look big but nah, he looked like a tiny asian manlet.
>>83382380
this film series is already dumb. It should embrace it and channel everything stupid about the turtles.
>>83381931
This, it's like game scores. Who gives a shit?
>>83382380
>Being a Cybrog is somehow less stupid than being a mutant fly
2K3 babby pls
>Man, this latest Disney Cape movie #14 sure was fun & filled with children's characters! 10/10! Fresh this shit up!
>TMNT Really? talking turtles that know ninjitsu really? C'mon now! 1/10! Rot it to hell!
>>83381931
This. Of course critics are going to bash it.
The question that matter is:is it fun?
>>83381841
He will fit right in Hollywood then
>>83382726
OH GOD YES IT IS
just cover your ears whenever Amell speaks
>>83382274
>fun colorful shit
>source material
but this is TMNT we're talking about
>>83379193
Nah it will make a good load of box office money to warrant more sequels
>>83379102
I'll probably enjoy that movie more than Batman v Superman and X-Men Apocalypse.
>half of the CBR review was whinning because April isn't the main character anymore
>>83382753
then why is it getting bad reviews? Were points deducted for not being a Disney distributed movie?
>Casey Jones will never be a psychotic badass again
JUST
>>83382638
>>83382859
tinfoilhat.jpg
>>83382274
If by "source material", you mean the 80s cartoon series
>>83382923
mousketeer.webm
>>83382859
Duh, critics hate fun. It's pure, unadulterated fun.
>>83379102
Thing is the early Ninja Turtles films got bad reviews too. It was always meant to be a parody. If Black Nerd likes it then it will be okay. An anon described the movie and it sounds hype.
>>83382587
>Being a Cybrog is somehow less stupid than being a mutant fly
Uh, yeah! Because:
1. It's more rooted in reality
2. Reducing Baxter to another fucking parody of the the Fly is a waste of his character
3. The nature of a cyborg is always changing, offering more diversity in what can be done with him
4.The Cyborg thing is from the source material, the REAL source material.
>>83383040
Considering this movie has Bebop, Rocksteady, Krang, Dimension X and the fucking Technodrome as almost direct adaptations from the 80s cartoon, I'd say that's what "source material" actually refers to in the context of this film.
>>83383040
>the REAL source material
You mean the one that was intended to parody 80s comics and turned April into a fucking drawing?
>>83382819
And that's a problem how? Maybe if they replaced Megan Fox with the real April O'Neil, I would care.
>>83383040
but WHY NOT BOTH?!
There hasn't been Cyborg Fly Baxter yet, right?
>>83384858
That would be acceptably awesome.
>>83379102
Fuck yes, this is everything I had hoped for.
I'm seeing it Saturday with two guys because the trailers actually looked like the stupidest shit, but it also looked fun.
I'm ready for shitkino.
>>83379102
>Marvel shills downvoting the newest kino on their Disney shill """""""review""""""" website.
Marvel fans are fucking pathetic jesus christ. Assblasted that after 14 movies they're still fucking garbage.
>>83379102
>this has been the year of bad action films
>>83386983
>bad action films
Civil War has been the only stinker this year. Everything else is just getting better and better.
I can't imagine any way Justice League can top how perfect BvS was, but knowing Snyder, he'll pull another miracle and shut down those Marvel shills.
>>83382274
Give.
It.
To.
MARVEL.
This movie is so juvenile. Men shouldnt be allowed to make movies
>>83387113
>Marvel
>Doing anything right
They haven't made a single good, likeable movie. Why the fuck would anyone give them anything?
>>83387154
Civil War
>>83382759
It's also fun, who cares? Just "turn off your brain, bruh!"
>>83387188
>Civil War
>good
Go back to tumblr, or reddit, or wherever the fuck you no-brainers hang out, maybe they'll upvote your quipshit there.
>>83387300
>He can't handle the fact all the movies this year sucked except based Marvel
Marvel should just handle all comics movies from now on
>>83387300
Someone's cranky. :)
>>83387387
>>83387391
>Marvelshills out in full force today
Go back to being assblasted about your le ebic xD Civil War getting BTFO by kinos like BvS.
The first Michael Bay one was a bad movie but a moderately enjoyable flick for longtime series fans. I expect the same from this one.
>>83387430
>thinking I'm serious
I'm going to run with this joke all year what's the next movie on the list after TMNT?
>>83387034
>>83387762
>facts are bait
Marvel in suicide watch
It was literally the "It's a hero, and villain. And thy fight." image. Except they don't even do the villain part.
>>83382638
Oh yeah I'm sure kids loved watching some old guy get his face caved in by one of the good guys and then watching that dude's wife get strangled.
Or that dude try to be a suicide bomber and get burned alive.
Fuck off with the kids meme
>>83388533
You're not even trying to sound like anything other than a butthurt memer. There's no reason to engage you seriously
>>83389204
You can run in terror from me but you can't run from Marvel movies being unwatchable garbage.
>>83389236
>>83389291
>Marvel can only respond in memes
Not my fault no one likes your shit movie.
So did all the fucking trolls get on today or something
>>83382237
Dude don't listen to Vash. He defends age of Ultron to his dying breath. His opinion isn't worth shit
>>83379102
>>83379193
Absolutely noone expected anything from this movie. Anyone who did is delusional.
IT'S
A
FUCKING
MICHAEL
BAY
MOVIE
THE
FUCK
DID
YOU
EXPECT
FOR
FUCKS
SAKE
>>83389317
>your shit movie
>Not MOS/BVS capeshit
>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEE DISNEY BRIBED CRITICS
>>83379102
It was destined to be shit because it is TMNT. Nothing about them is good and if you disagree you are a fool.
>>83389714
Haha, well memed my fellow ledditor. have an upvote xD
>>83379102
Is it bad that I'm just gonna watch this because Donnie is hot?
>>83389790
Stop trying to make it seem that you have to like a garbage movie like BVS to be some kind of certified 4chan member.
>>83389790
You literally came in with memes, contrarian. Don't cry to me when you get what you asked for
>>83389815It'd be bad if you didn't
>>83389866
>>83389870
>liking quality kino that elevates itself above the samey garbage Disney's been shitting out for the last decade makes you a contrarian
Just because you shills are eating up Disney making the same movie 14 times with just making a few cosmetic changes over it, doesn't mean the rest of us actual movie goers have to.
BvS tried something different, and like cornered animals, Marvel shills are striking out in fear that with a single movie by WB, their entire franchise has just been fucking destroyed.
>>83379193
It's a Michael Bay movie. I'm sure somebody pulled him to one side right at the start and said >if the movie bombs critically (which it most likely will) and the press asks you about it just say "well a lot of people went to see it and that's what matters, critics are a very small demographic"
To which Amell will reply
>It's okay, that's basically all we do over at Arrow
>>83389980
Delusion should be kept in /tv/ where it belongs. Your hipster fanclub is awaiting you there
>>83379193
anon, c'mon
>>83379102
Not if I have anything to say about it
Why are all the turtles niggers? They're named after white Italians.
>>83389980
Nice /tv/ meme there, friend.
Sadly I'm afraid trying to force it here isn't gonna work.
>>83389980
Certified faggot. Please go back to /tv/
>>83387430
>>83388533
>>83389980
You're literally just repeating /tv/ memes. Stop plagiarizing, faggot
>>83379102
There's never been a Ninja Turtles movie with good reviews so I'm not surprised. Doesn't really mean that the movie is going to suck. I'll just wait to watch it myselfon Netflix
Why do KEEP saying these are Michael Bay turtle films? He produces them, not directs them. You can easily find this out by reading and fact checking instead we get misinformation and shitposting.
plz guys.
>>83382983
Exactly this. I'm eagerly waiting on BNC's review, but I'll be seeing it anyway.
I'll be happy with a good popcorn flick that makes me grin/laugh, a C+ or better plot would just be icing on the cake.
>>83387034
>BvS
>perfect
Come on at least say it was entertaining. There are clear issues in the script.
How could anyone consider it perfect fucking cinema that's the most insane thing I've ever heard.
>>83393435
Maybe if you stop watching movies that need you turn your brain off to enjoy (ie, marvel garbage), you'll be able to appreciate BvS.
>>83392416
you sweet summer child
>>83393541
>he liked BvS
Let me guess, you're also looking forward to seeing TMNT 2 lol.
>>83393616
Can't be any worse than the garbage Iron Man movie that Marvel's remaking twice a year. Worse than fucking Call of Duty at this point.
>>83393541
Appreciate, yes I can appreciate the movie. Why do I need to think it's a perfect movie?
My moms name is martha, are you fucking kidding me?
You're saying you can watch trash like that with your brain on?
>>83393669
I fucking knew it, ahahahahahahahahahaaa
Is it a hipster thing or a "shit taste" thing?
>>83379805
The trailers actually looked not terrible, that's what was so surprising.
I mean, I didn't really expect anything better, but I had a tiny hope.
>>83393701
>>83393716
>Marvel shills can't converse intelligently, so they just spam memes over and over again for upvotes
>>83393782
Is that what you whisper to yourself as you cry yourself to sleep, fanchild?
Go to bed, G-Fex.
>>83393824
The only crying I do is crying at how tasteless the movie industry is getting lately, when the same movie being made 14 times gets raving reviews from paid Disney shills, while diamonds in the rough like BvS get shit on for being "too hard to understand" and "not fun" and "WHERE'S THE QUIPS!? D-DANCE OFF BRO????"
>>83393869
>while diamonds in the rough like BvS get shit on for being "too hard to understand"
Literally dying
>>83393869
I think most people understood the movie. I think the problem is you just like really dumb things.
>>83393895
It's no coincidence most Marvel shill complaints about the movie tend to be just asking questions about the plot that are easily explainable by just watching the fucking movie.
But that would require you to turn your brain on, which I know Disney has you trained not to do.
>>83393944
I hope you never stop posting. You are a goldmine.
>>83393944
If Marvels mom had the same name as your mom, what would you do?
>>83393967
>laugh image spam with no attempt to actually counter my points
Marvel shills everyone
>>83393993
>my points
how cute, baby thinks he's people
>>83394024
And now namecalling.
You never cease to amuse.
>>83394057
>namecalling
You're not going to kill yourself are you? Don't do it, anon! You have so many Ninja Turtles and Zack Synder movies to look forward to!
>>83393993
Here are my "easily explainable" questions
>Why does Flash look like shit?
>Why can Flash travel into dreams, not just through time?
>Why is Lex Luthor batshit insane?
>Why does Lois show up conveniently to spout off how Supermans mom is Martha?
>Why does shitty disco music play near Doomsday?
>Why is Wonder Woman's actress so shit?
>Why would anyone call this mover perfect?
>What kind of autist believes any movie is perfect?
>God why has humanity not just been destroyed yet?
I'm sure the same retards that liked the awful first movie will love the second one as well. Like Adam Sander movies, Michael Bay movies have a built-in audience. No matter how bad they are.
>>83393100
Isn't that somewhat counterproductive though? BNC is a huge TMNT fan. I feel like he'll like it regardless. Then again, maybe since he knows so much about it, he'd actually be the perfect judge for it.
Disregard this reply, move along
>>83379193
can someone post the image?
>>83393993
You have no points though
>>83394092
>he never replied
guess he killed himself
