CIVIL WAR II STORYTIME
Give me all those (You)s
>>83374697
(You) are a fag OP, but Bendis is worse.
>first page goes over the size limit
FUCKING NIPMOOT INCREASE THE FILE SIZE ALREADY
>>83374697
Yet again, OP is a faggot.
Just fuck my continuity up fàm
>>83374748
>>No Naja
I wanted to see her under this artist...
>>83374697
>Give me all those jews ?
what did he mean by this ?
>>83374697
Thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMAVLXk9QWA
>>83374748
that reads robotic
>doing it only for the (you)s
delete this op, you are doing it for the wrong reasons
>>83374748
Why the hell did they all show up? They've never done this for any other Inhuman before.
And isn't Reader a mercenary?
>>83374852
>no this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_xWCJAtz3U
>>83374816
I was gonna say something about inviting OML but
how the FUCK did Hawkeye get that high up?
>>83374834
>Scarlet Witch being useful
>In a Bendis comic
MADNESS
>>83374868
>Drinks
They're recovering alcoholics Bendis you fucking hack
out of curiosity, I wonder what would happen if I reported the OP. teoretically, he breaks the rules
>>83374834
whatever happened to magic being nearly extinct and only a handful of practitioners still alive?
>>83374883
Fuck this inhuman wanking
>>83374878
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf1AA0myGEA
>>83374848
STOPPING THIS GUY WAS COMPLETELY UNETHICAL! WE SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL HE DESTROYED MORE!!!
>>83374883
I can hear the X-salt already
>>83374883
>No more Hellstorm
The leak was right. Of course Bendis wouldn't miss a chance to diss Wanda, could be worse.
>>83374917
>letting any jean in your head
>>83374883
TO THE INHUMANS!
>>No More Hellstrom
Man, that leaker.
>>83374905
WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE THE CONCEPT OF PRECOGNITION IS NEW AND UNPRECEDENTED?
>>83374937
But how can she make him gay now? The Inhumans need diversity too.
>>83374891
Oh hey, tit's Emma Frost!
...I think it's Emma Frost. Is there an Inhuman Emma Frost?
>>83374868
>Carol and Tony going drinking
Not gonna end well.
>>83374748
never trust the side with Hank McCoy, Ulysses.
>>83374834
so i guess magic if fixed
or this is just bendis not careing about other books
>Two Men and a Fuhrer
>>83374883
>it's an Inhumans shilling episode
Off to a great start!
so this is where maximus says, cool a new assissitant?
>>83374957
Why is Spider-Man even there?
>>83374962
Nope that is not emma
>>83374897
You know it's against the rules to say that you will report someone before doing it.
>>83374987
Tony keeps him around for bantz
>>83374816
The last insane if Old Man Logan, Laura was jumping down a giant monster to find him.
Also, that's Pixie. That makes me so happy.
>>83374981
speaking of Ultron, I notice neither he nor Pym were invited to save the world
>>83374883
>inhuman wank and shutting on Rwanda in one page
Two bingo titles down already
>>83374883
Beast, race traitor
at least one character Bendis got right
>>83375004
>Johnny and Medusa in bed
I'm triggered
>>83374981
The Hulk SHOULD ALREADY be locked up, so that's a dumb question Tony
>>83374848
Spiders are only good for crowd control
>>83375013
They did it
They seriously have the FCBD stuff off panel.
New readers are going to be so fucking confused.
>>83375001
which is why I'm wondering, hoping, I won't be alone to try this experiment
>>83375004
But Bendis, he didn't have the Thanos vision until they already met with the ultimates. Damn it you wrote that chapter.
ya know the solicits said a a-lister whould be killed but its just war machine.....
>>83375026
>war machine is replaced by a black teen girl
There is no shame
>>83374736
Why'd they change it from Homer, again? This just makes it seem stupider.
>>83375050
IsShe-Hulkan A-lister?
>>83374816
What the fuck is Quicksilver doing? He can run on air now?
>>83374891
Why is Spidery there? It seems like he was just hanging out in the closet and everyone else just happened to walk in
>>83375063
Nope. B-list.
>>83374816
It's like Earth X but not as cool
>>83375063
she is a high B-lister
>>83375068
Running on atoms? Ran so fast he managed to beat gravity? Not-mutant shit don't gotta explain it?
>>83375049
Carol, Doc Samson crawled out of his grave after being dead for three years to go have a friendly chat with you. Shulk will be fine before the year's end
>>83374950
because most precogs are mutants and FUCK MUTANTS
>>83374929
wow, getting a lot of bang for our buck with this page.
>>83374834
>Giving page numbers to the book of vishanti.
Fuck off
>>83374873
better than actually readin Benis
>>83375063
>be Carol
>encounter Thanos
>Monica is there
>not immediately fusing to go Binary
>>83374748
The traitor Mccoy reveals his face.
Goddamn why is this art so good for an event this shitty.
>>83375091
SERIOUSLY???
THIS??? THIS IS WHAT CAUSES TONY TO HATE THE PRECOG????
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
I'll get more into why later
>>83375093Except the spoilers tell us that doesn't happen
>>83374816
ok you know things are wacked when stark is the rational one that makes sense.
>>83374917
What a little cunt
>>83375091
is this a Miracleman homage or just another generic dead hero in someone's arms thing?
>>83374820
>>83375091
>>83375102
>You should have just ignored the Inhuman and let Thanos do whatever he wanted
I fucking hate you Tony, you're full of shit. This is a terrible way to set up a conflict, since Carol did the right thing, there is no way you can argue otherwise.
>>83374949
>call back to first civil war
Almost at bingo
So...
Who Team Tony here?
>>83375127
NOOOOOOOOO
>>83375091
haha, what the fuck Tony?
>Sure you captured Thanos and prevented him from stealing a cosmic cube with only two casualties, but MUH RHODEY
>>83374917
>jean mind raping people
never change
>>83375128
google 'Michelangelo's Pieta'
everyone rips it off
>>83375113
How exactly is stopping Thanos playing God? This makes no sense.
>>83374908
Bendis cares little outside his own books.
>>83375146
That's why prophecy and time travel stories are always a bad idea, they force you to write really obnoxious shit to keep the story going forward.
>>83374748
We used cerebero, I mean, that door person to to find you
We're definitely not mutants
>>83375091
>literally punched so hard his helmet fell off
>>83375127
>We're probably all being infected with Gamma radiation
Wow what a bunch of professionals
>>83375134
>wrong as all fuck
>going to try and kill a guy because his BBC died in a fight he chose to be in
hell no
>we're supposed to side with Iron Man
Carol did the right thing though.
>>83374949
>Get it? Civil War!
This comic is terrible and even worse of a justification for heroes to be slapping each other than the original civil war.
If you are still giving marvel money at this point that is disgusting, just how much more will they need to shit on you to get you to stop?
>>83375115
I not only bet that she-hulk will be alive again by the end of the year, I raise that there won't even be an excuse
>>83375150
Well that's a tick in my uncultured swine box
>>83374905
Out of the loop, have they mentioned what Cyclops did?
>>83375134
I sure ain't, his reasons for starting the war make no fucking sense. This isn't Minority Report, this is people using intel to stop dangerous threats, and IT WORKED.
What would he have done if the GotG had been the ones to tell Carol that Thanos would be there? Ulysses' involvement just can't be blamed for Rhodey's death.
This is bullshit.
#CarolWasRight
Anything else?
>>83375091
Oh, it's time for taking the stupid pills I see.
>>83375169
But those are two actually two different things and his transformation was actually covered on the news.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83375134
Tony's side literally makes no sense
>>83375210
Here's the issue 0 version, let's update it
>>83375194
it involved some kind of attack on the Inhumans
yet despite how the X-Men won't shut up about it, the Inhumans don't mention it at all, it really can't have been that big of a deal.
>>83375210
new relaunch could be true since they announced another marvel now
>>83375134
Tony's in the right. Carol went in half cocked like a rookie and got two of her friends killed like a dumb ass.
>>83374890
>tfw when you realize this
>>83374883
Didn't War Machine get government-funded suit?
Can't he just cobble together a mix of the two and spray paint it War Machine colors?
This makes no sense.
None of it was the random pre-cog's fault, superheroes run the risk of dying every time they confront a major super threat, this was a legitimate danger that needed to be faced and Warmachine would have been into stopping it either way.
The worst part of all this is Shulk dying to a friendly-fire titty-missile.
Why is Bendis such a tremendous hack? He isn't even trying with this terrible setup.
>>83375071
>>83375091
god, that is idiotic, even by Bendis standards
how is "precog warned us that Thanos is coming" more offensive than, say, "some Shi 'ar station warned us that Thanos is coming"?
>>83375221
This. There were many ways to set up the conflict to make both sides sympathetic, but Tony just comes off as a butthurt whiner who'd rather let Thanos do whatever he wants than do anything about it because he hates precogs.
>>83374890
Are they really? They've both been mindwiped by now, maybe they don't remember being alcoholics
coming soon the children that jen walters gave up for adoption when she found out she was pregnant from fking every super in her she-hulk persona.
>>83375223
CHARACTERS ACTING OUT OF CHARACTER
REFERENCES TO OLD CIVIL WAR
BENDIS CREATED CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT
SOMEONE DIES
Disregard my post I suck cocks
>>83375234
>Carol went in half cocked like a rookie and got two of her friends killed like a dumb ass.
No she didn't, she went with the Ultimates, A-Force and some Inhumans. She took the threat seriously. Heroes risk their lives every time they go on a mission, Rhodey would be proud to have died stopping Thanos.
Tony is arguing that Carol SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE AT ALL.
>>83375004
>that hack coloring job on Medusa to disguise that she's naked
So we're all in agreement that Carol did nothing wrong, right?
>>83375273
We know
>>83375218
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I had no choice..
>>83374804
>Naja
Bendis doesn't like green women anon
this seems like its gonna be one of those events where the side stories are better than the main one.
>>83375285
I think that's meant to be her hair shadow
>>83375272
>REFERENCES TO OLD CIVIL WAR
Where? Agreed on everything else
>>83375127
>ragheads as doctors
no wonder people die in their beds
>>83375248
I mean, it would make more narrative sense if it was something like
>I had a vision of Pymtron going crazy and zapping the shit out of everyone
>called it, let's bring him in.
>oh shit, the vision was of him zapping everyone else in self defense after we angrily brought an army to his door step
>>83374697
Someone just ell me so I don't have to read it, did Rhodes or Shulk die?
>drinks
You're alcoholics
>>83374868
Also, Medusa, you're dragging your hair all over the floor
>>83375291
SKRULLS LEAVE
>>83375091
Maybe you should've given him new armor like he asked. You killed Rhodey, Tony
>>83375293
>what is every event for the past 15 years
>>83375300
I was counting that scene with Captain Hydra here
>>83374949
>>83375288
Pretty much. I'm on her side for now, though I know she's gonna go full-on Minority Report eventually.
>>83375127
she has a healing factor
and if it's not enough, you can boost it with gamma rays
>>83374891
>Black Bolt wasn't invited to the after party
>>83375288
She's a woman, women can't do anything wrong.
>>83375273
rude
>>83375282
You do raise a fair point.
>>83375288
She could have called Tony just to say that they bring his friend to fight Thanos, but outside of that she did nothing wrong.
>>83375300
>>83374949
panel 4
>>83374883
So, when did Tony get de-verted?
>>83375301
>Spider-Man cover
>Not this shit again
>>83375307
Yes
>>83375307
Rhodey has a giant hole through his torso and is very, very dead. Shulk is going into cardiac arrest and is 99.9% dead.
>>83375110
Sellout and proud.
>>83375306
That's actually a good idea.
An anonymous poster on 4chan came up with a better justification for conflict than the actual event comic. Bendis should be ashamed.
>>83375134
>Kamala's team
Pretty much anyone who wants to be on the winning side
>>83375333
>You don't get to bring friends, Carol.
>>83375307
They are dead and they die in the most cringe inducing ways possible. It honestly made me want to throw my computer out of a window.
>>83375282
>No she didn't, she went with the Ultimates, A-Force and some Inhumans
And they behaved like rookies.
>>83375325
He can watch it live atTORCHED.COM
>>83375338
when Secret Wars ended, just straight up ok
>>83374981
Gamma Hate Monger Ultron when?
>>83375338
Off-screen during the 8-month time-skip after Secret Wars
>>83374883
>Dazzler making a No More Mutants Joke
I thought bendis was suposed to be a jew
>>83375346
But Miles is on team Carol.
>>83375091
>You stopped the homicidal alien overlord who wanted to steal the reality bending cube? But my friend died preventing this horrible incident? SATAN.
Tony you stupid
>>83375299
You see a normal shadow on her shoulder.
KCOR S'TEL
>>83375362
I read the issue, they didn't
>>83374748
who is that young lad with the eye thing and dog? pls tell me it isnt scotty? and why is hank a traitor to his people?
This is so much worse than the first one, I never thought it would be possible but here we are, a fucking CW II that's 2 times more idiotic, incompetent and an all around failure of a book.
Fuck, i had no expectations whatsoever yet i'm still disappointed, fucking how.
>>83375195
It was still stupid for Carol to go after Thanos with just her team. Ultimates or not, Thanos is a mofo. Should have gotten everyone first.
>People seriously teaming up with Captain Dyke and her plan of punishing before it happens.
If they didn't make Tony so dumb it would be impossible to go with Carol, she is insane.
>>83375362
Well they got away pretty lucky considering they fought fucking Thanos and took him down in two panels after Rhodey and She-Hulk died. The entire fight was weird it looked like the fight with thanos was just a backdrop just so Rhodey and She-Hulk get murdered and after thats happened Bendis went "and then they defeated Thanos whatever FOCUS ON MUH RHODEY NOW"
>>83374883
Why didn't we actually see Hellstorm hitting on an annoyed Wanda? It would have been funnier than that dumb joke.
>>83375392
Carol was the only playing leader, so their failure is on her.
>>83375396
>and why is hank a traitor to his people?
Cuz he's a fuckup that won't stop fucking up.
>>83375339
>Hey guys, this is my friend Miguel. He has a door to the future in his basement. He knows more about messing with the future than you, listen to him
>>83375367
>Nova cover
D-Dick. Please man, not now. Don't come back now. Spare yourself.YFW Dick turns into a blood thirsty monster who wants to kill everyone because he was corrupted by the door
BRAVO BENDIS YOU FUCKING HACK!
>>83375113
Way to be a hypocrite illuminati number 1
>>83375415
Cause that'd be sexist
>>83374917
Oh Ulyses, would you look at that, turns out you're gay
>>83375340
>>83375342
>>83375351
Good, War Machine was a waste of time and maybe with Jennifer dead it will motivate Banner to get off his ass.
>>83375400
Regardless, the problem is that Tony is saying THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE AT ALL.
He's saying they should just ignore whatever the Precog says.
>>83375373
Kamala is going to talk with him about
>You know, as minorities, and stuff, you should see the problem
And then its all over for Carol
Who wins? Who is right?
>all these marvel intern trying to push #Carol is right
Fuck off with your bait, everyone on /co/ hate Bendis, Carol will never be marvel wonder woman and inhumans will ever be as popular as x-men
>>83375446
Then Ganke is gonna show up and be like
>#TeamFat
>>83375071
Kobik, you failure.
>>83375404
It would but the way its written it seems like Ulysses is only sharing the world ending futures. Now if they showed him having a vision of a teen who will grow up to destroy the world and Carol wanted to detain thelathe teen maybe we'd get somewhere but both visions were totally justifiable to stop
So, why is this Inhuman kid such a big deal?
Superheroes have TIME MACHINES, and there've been dozens of precogs in the past that nobody ever seemed to care about. That's not even getting into the Mad Thinker and Reed's future math.
>>83375424
>Laura's boot on Cap's neck
you won't trick me this time, you can make Taskmaster job to her but not goddamn Captain america
>>83375396
It's not scott, it's an Inhuman. And Beast is there bcause storm kicked him out and he is trying to cure M-pox.
>>83375463
But she is right.
This event is shit anyway.
>>83375404
They shouldn't have pick Thanos for that, a less powerful vilain would have make more sense. the vilain should have been powerful but not cosmic tier.
>>83375404
But this wasn't about punishing before it happened, this was about taking on a cosmic invader before he could get his shit together. She has yet to go off the deep end.
Tony has no reason to be sperging out about the precog part, they would have fought Thanos either way because he is bad news like the Celestial, he's just being a bitch because MUH BLACK FRIEND.
The whole comic and the justifications involved are retarded and if you still give Marvel money for comics you need to stop.
wait didn't they met Ulysses in the fcbd issue?
>>83374950
>>83375096
Yeah, this makes no sense. Someone would've almost certainly have come up with the idea to get say... Emma Frost or Jean Grey or Prof X to just ride through the prisons and say "recidivist, non recidivist, he did do it, he really didn't do it." That kinda thing.
>>83374816
YES, IT'S PIXIE! BASED BENDIS!
>>83375404
the thing is, Tony is equally idiotic
they don't have to pick between "arrest people before they even think about comitting a crime" and "let's give universal genocider Thanos the benefit of doubt and wait until he does something bad to arrest him"
>>83375462
Carol is right.
Tony is basically arguing that we should ignore a valuable source of intel because his friend happened to die in a mission done based on it (even though the mission was a success and saved lives).
>>83375424
>Strange in the war
I fucking hope he, the guy who can see the future at times, is on Tony's side, just to fuck it all.
>>83375475
*Captain Hydra
>>83375478
>And Beast is there bcause storm kicked him out and he is trying to cure M-pox.
knowing that idiot he'll end up making an even worse plague called the M&M-pox
>>83375127
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83375404
>plan of punishing before it happens.
So far they just made a team and waited for the threat. Nothing has been pre-crime punishment so far.
>Butters and Fazekas left because of this garbage
>>83375489
the FCBD issue happen at the end of this one.
>>83374957
>That medusa hair sneaking on tony, shulk and jean grey
Is Medusa going to choke a bitch?
I love how Tony's side is just "Use civilians as tunnel canaries"
>>83375504
Still adjusting over here..
>>83375475
>>83375217
Whatever you say, Inhumong.
>>83375462
Neither, because this entire situation is contrived and nonsensical. For fuck's sake you sheep stop playing into their terrible marketing.
>>83375500
This. And they all understood the risks 100%. Including Rhodes.
>>83375473
Because Bendis is a hack that doesn't know shit about the Marvel universe. Another precog seriously isn't that big a deal in this setting.
>>83374976
In his defense, that's a terrible book that he's ignoring
So Cap's still Hydra in this, right? Gonna read this with it in mind.
>>83375127
>mfw
>>83375223
I'd tick the Characters sitting around and eating box.
>>83374976
This definetly takes place after Last Days of Magic
>>83375127
This was a huge waste of time
>>83375306
>>83375345
To be fair, in that case the situation would have been the opposite.
How could Carol's side look credible after their first mission actively following the visions ended up in a disaster caused by them?
It would have basically been "Yeah, we have seen we could turn the visions in self-fulfilling profecies, but let's follow them anyway"
There really isn't a situation that wouldn't make at least one side seem idiotic
>>83374917
>Jean casually reading someone's mind without their consent
>>83375434
That just means when War Machine stops being dead he will be more than Player 2 Iron Man.
I don't know what annoys me more
>Strange not on the first war, which made sense for him to be involved
>Strange on this war, which makes no sense for he to be involved, especially against Carol
>>83375581 see >>83375291
Somone update the bingo pls
>>83375463
Well, the thing is that she indeed was right, but I'm sure they should/would have planned the attack against Thanos better, and Carol should have said to Tony "Hey, Rhodes is coming along with us, we might need back-up, real talk, something really bad is happening unless we act."
Now Tony is gonna get so butthurt that this event will be literally "muh feels reeee etc" OVER SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EASILY FIXED.
>>83375581
Kekked
I guess the moral of Civil war 2 is that war happens when you replace all the smart competent people and replace it with minorities and women.
It's shit, as most of us already knew it would be.
The only thing that irks me is the push Carol gets, this is some roman reigns-tier of bullshit.
>>83375585
Carol's side would look credible because they still stopped the Celestial attack at the begining of the issue. They're still doing good, but it would be clear that Ulysses isn't as reliable as they thought.
>>83375605
This push has been happening for like five years
>>83375488
The only stuff I bought recently was Howard the Duck, and even then, I pirated before buying
>>83375602
Not really, Tony Stark is a white man who's supposed to be one of the smartest men in the world, and he's the asshole that sets off the conflict over bullshit.
>>83375590
>Strange on this war, which makes no sense for he to be involved, especially against Carol
I don't know man, some shit about Time being forcefully altered mumbo jumbo tiki tiki wakalaka jam jam, if you get my drift
>>83375436
Really, I didn't see that. I mean, I am a bit of aStarkfag, but the way I saw the way Tony approaching the Precog was that it was wrong to use him on two levels. One is that they didn't know how the predictions came to be. It's kind of like trusting an AI with what it says when you don't know the programming of that AI. It might be true, but it's not always comfortable working with boundaries that you don't understand are created. The second is that not everything is as simple as bad guy appears to fuck shit up. It could be a lot more complicated than it first appears.
But I do understand why anons are taking Carol's side. It was so poorly explained that I can only offer an interpretation. Christ, who thought this was an okay idea?
Hell, I am disappointed that Tony didn't reference Greek prophecies. About how when people tried to change a threat that they knew little about, they actually made it come true. Though that would be too highbrow for Bendis.
>>83375626
And it still annoys the shit out of me.
Every character talks the same and the plot is retarded.
How and why does Bendis get paid?
>>83375626
And in five years, no one's bought it
