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Was Bro an abuser?
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The notion that Lil Cal fucked with his head was an interesting one to me.
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everything bro did was done out of a desire to train dave into a competent sburb player.

problem is that dirk is a sperg and he probably had the cal ensemble fucking with his head.

It's hard to say he was malicious when the guardians had no personalities other than what can be inferred from the alpha kids.
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>looked for thread on /trash/
>ran into the fluffy abuse thread
I have never seen anything so autistic
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I've always really enjoyed Equius as a character and I always wished that we survived his encounter with Gamzee and became a major player in the plot.

But at the same time, I really feel like he was one of the few characters that actually got something of a satisfying arc.
Yes he died in a arguably dumb way, but you can say that it wasn't a way we couldn't have saw coming.
The fact that he spent his entire life a racist weirdo with domination fetishes only to die to just that was one of the few character appropriate deaths we had in the comic.

My biggest complaint really was that he was a joke character. His first panel in the comic was super ominous and from his introduction on down he just got sillier and sillier. Even ARquiusprite, who would "become" one of the most sinister characters in the comic was largely a joke character who really only did off-screen plot shit the main cast couldn't be bothered to do.
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I feel like Hussie was trying to destroy this comic specifically when he wrote that Paradox Space story.

>>83362159
I don't know why but the "cal made bro insane" development doesn't really appeal to me. I guess I just liked that Bro was naturally insane.
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>>83362545
to be fair 1/3 of cal is already pretty much Bro/Dirk's personality.
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>>83362589
that's... actually a really good point
I never thought of it like that
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>>83362073
In the original acts all of the parents were some level of cartoonishly abusive.
>Dad harasses his son with pranks and is unruly enough to get banned from establishments.
>Mom is emotionally abusive and an open alcoholic.
>Grandpa made it impossible for Jade to have a normal life, also gave pistols to a baby.

Bro was only the most PHYSICALLY abusive, but even then all of his hijinx were played just as much for comedy as everyone else's. It wasn't until Act 6 where Hussie decided to give up that he pretended Bro was abusive by the standards of his setting and ignored all the abusive traits of the other parents.
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>>83362589
I wonder if Bro got the Saw parody stuff from Caliborn continuing to bother him about games through Cal or if Bro just watched Saw and thought it was funny
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>>83362617
And honestly, Gamzee has very little influence on Scratch and English. He may not even really count as a third.

More like 3/5s of a third.
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>>83362653
>Mom is emotionally abusive

shut up rose
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>>83362759
Being wasted all the time isn't abusive necessarily, but it's shitty
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>>83362664
I think that Gamzee and Equius can each find their way to becoming 1/6th of his personality
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Why didn't the comic address this?
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>>83362787
There is no Equius. Only ARquius.
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>>83362759
The huge passion-aggression battles that led to Rose assuming her mother hated her counts as emotional abuse, even if it was ultimately meant to be played off as comedic hijinx and misunderstandings.

The point I meant was that this is a video game setting where all abuse can just be shrugged off because you can survive riding a meteor as a baby and having no signs of injury. But suddenly Bro's abuse was specifically more abusive than anyone else's abuse and needed to be treated seriously instead of a fucking joke that should've been shrugged off.
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>>83362792
But WQ was right. Rose needed to lighten the fuck up.
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>>83362864
What would have happened if Rose was the most popular kid and not Dave
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Reminder that dirk is living proof that bro was abusive

reminder all bro apologists refuse to recognize dirk as a character
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>>83362903
rosekat would be a thing
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>>83362909
Nanna has a personality and is a character worth focusing on. Jane is not.

The Alpha kids are not indicative of the Beta parents.
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>>83362986
i would have been fine with that
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>>83362903
A girl could never be the most popular character in something that gets popular with teenage girls
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>>83357153

>>83357298
>tfw she will never finish this picture.png
I should just order my tablet tonight
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Why did Hussie make Gamzee a plot device joke character?
He went from making long winded rage filled speeches to :o) with the occasional honk thrown in
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>>83363094
>homestuck never gets popular with teenage girls

imagine
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try putting homestuck in the title next time so that people can actually find the thread you immense retard
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>>83363114
either way
based
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I don't get this whole "bro was abusive" thing. By our standards? Of course. All of the parents were. They were exaggerated cartoon characters. It's fantasy.

>Children repeatedly attack their parents with no repercussions or response
>No one questions the fact that there's a video game that can edit reality and break the laws of physics
>The world ends and no one sheds a tear
>Children withstand lethal blows regularly

The precedent is set that the setting isn't realistic, then, right before they're about to fight a time-travelling demon that wants to destroy existence itself, they go on to talk about how bro was abusive.
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>>83363264
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HORRIBLE HOME LIFE IS ABUSE
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He shouldn't have raised a kid, babies raising babies and all that.
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was spidermom abusive?
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>>83363264
But then janitors would delete it
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>>83363481
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>>83362653
>Grandpa gave pistols to a baby.
oh yeah what the fuck
talk about parental neglect
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>>83363649
Why does Roxy look retarded? She looks wall-eyed and like she's trying to eat Rose's hair.
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>>83363649
is this a fanventure or something?
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>>83363394

Claiborne truly was the best.
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>>83363581
No. Her task and Mindfang's journal fucked Vriska up.

Also Vriska wouldn't survive against Normies either.

>tries to join the popular girl club
>they manipulate her into doing stupid shit
>they leave her like the trash she is
>chad knocked her up and left her with a bastard
>she commits suicide
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>>83363667
hey yeah
AND NOTHING EVER CAME OF IT? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
hmm? Whats that?
he got SHOT by his DAUGHTER WITH PISTOLS?
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>>83363722
if hussie cared about jade even a tenth the amount he cares about dave, he probably could've milked that for actual drama instead of just playing it off as a joke once and never addressing it again
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>>83363710
so she WAS abusive?
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>>83363581
spidermom was the most abusive guardian and i blame her entirely for vriska being such a turbobitch
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>>83363773
But he did!

at tavros's expense too!
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I want to read Homestuck but fuck it seems long.

I don't think I have the motivation.
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>>83363773
jade just bottled it up and slowly went a bit more crazy
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>>83363773
Come to think about it, why does Hussie hate Jane, Jade and Jake so much?
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>>83363849
Don't do it
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>>83363849
KILL ME
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>>83363867
he just doesn't know how to write optimistic people
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>>83363871
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>>83363871
>john wanting to make pastries
ooc
he just needs to go uhhhh... instead and the comic is fixed
probably
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>>83363844
Wait the Tavros scene wasn't the first time that came up? Shit it's been a while since I read the good acts.
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>>83363849
Do it, it's got some of the craziest highs you'll ever experience. And if you get really fucking lucky you'll be in the tiny minority that actually likes it the whole way through, which must be a pretty blessed feeling.

And if you don't like it the whole way through, well, at least you'll be among peers.
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>>83363849
it doesn't really take motivation
just a sense of personal failure
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>>83363914
John helps his dad make cakes.

I don't recall any time John has said he disliked baking.
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>>83363968
ur right
i think that was a birthday tantrum thing
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>>83363849
Do it
Dont worry about the length, its one of those things where the journey is much better than the destination
Also act 1 is really slow so dont get discouraged if you find it boring at first
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>>83363871
NICE
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>>83362073
>yeah when im lying down makin my bored noises
Holy shit, the Hussie written Pspace comics are always golden
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>>83363871
>there are people who are unironicly getting off to this right now
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>>83364042
>its one of those things where the journey is much better than the destination
this, even though it is cliche
but even though i was extremely disappointed with the ending, and even with most of the events preceding the ending (retcon shit, especially) i wouldnt have sacrificed having read the comic just to avoid that disappointment any day. it really is a good read.
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>>83364227
for me the line that always makes me laugh on that page is referring to being in the pit as "doin hard time in the hyperbolic playtime chamber"
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>>83364266
ITS SO FUCKING HOTT HNNGGH
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>>83364266
maybe the idea. But surely nobody would jack off to my drawings.
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>>83364266
I can't help it

Look how much they love those cookies
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>>83364418
what gets me off the most is that kanaya loves them
of course she loves semen
what a lying slut
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>>83363849
Do it and blog about it here so these threads can persist
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>>83363871
Oh man Condy is the hottest
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>>83364352
i have
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>>83364322
Yeah, if someone offered me something that had the same highs and lows as Homestuck did, I'd take it right away.

The thing is, its unlikely that anyone else could pull off Homestuck, especially seeing as how Hussie himself couldn't in the end.
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>>83363871

There isn't enough Condesce/John art, man.
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>>83363871
Why is John X Condesce my favorite ship?

I feel like she ss'd John in the Alpha universe (Nobody actually told her incest was a thing on earth, and by the time she figured it out she just started hiding it cause she liked the little monkey dick), then started secuding this John once she met him cause she sees it as another shot at her favorite lil dick. It was only rape the first time cause she knows his body so well at this point.
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>>83364873
thank you for sharing that with the class.
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Absolutely
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>>83364891
the conditions to create another Hussie are a perfect storm
it needs to be someone with an insane work ethic, who has enough resources to be unemployed, who is depraved enough to rub elbows with internet culture, etc, etc
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>>83364933
who's Vicky
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>>83364921
you should write some, particularly involuntary John/Roxy NTR with Condy
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>>83364921
There is no better pairing.
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>>83364921
Maybe thats because its
MOTHER
FUCKING
PEDOPHILIA
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>>83364925
hey, you asked motherfucker
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>>83365093
no I didn't.
That wasn't even phrased as a question.
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>>83365053
psh john can just use his retcon powers to go hang out with the condesce as soon as he turns 18
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>>83365007

Got my hands full with the Beach fic at the moment, though I am thinking of some ideas for the next fic. Although...

>involuntary John/Roxy NTR with Condy

absolutelydisgusting.jpg
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>>83365122
You totally were baiting for an answer and you fucking know it.
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>>83365140
>involuntary ntr
PUSSSYYY
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>>83364924
>>83365023
I really hoping for some dialogue between John recognizing her as Betty Crocker and The Condesce recognizing him as her son.
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>>83365149
no, you're the one baiting.
to my shitty drawings.
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>>83365183
give yourself more credit, they're highly fappable
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>>83365149
>asking for it
Anon...
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condy canonically found human reproduction disgusting.


So much so she made humans go extinct trying to change it.
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>>83364266
>unironically

As opposed to ironically getting off to it?
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>>83365466
That's a classic setup for going after some human dick.
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>>83365466
didn't stop her from taking the sassacrusher
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What do you think the odds are that the epilogue will address John's retcon powers seriously? Most of the surviving characters have had some traumatic shit happen to them and John has the power to bring back loved ones and make things right again. I think if I were in Dave's shoes then things would be pretty tense between me and John for as long as John refuses to bring back my Bro. I imagine the exchange going something like

"come on john why cant you do this for me, its not fair that you get to have your dad around but none of the rest of us do"
"fuck you dave! he's not even my real dad"
etc
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>>83365584
why would dave want his abusive brother to come back?
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>>83365735
same reason why he hugged dirk
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Post your favorite tracks
HARDMODE: They have to have been used in a flash or sound page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfOKIREJX8
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>>83365806
still the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g
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>>83365499
>he's never ironically masturbated
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>>83362073
Yes, but having Dave go into full PTSD mode was retarded.

Dad gave John (who is allergic) peanuts to eat as a "prank".
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>>83365873
this ive ironically masturbated to aradia cucking me
i would never do it normally
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Why are some Homestuck threads allowed to stay up while others are deleted on-sight? What makes this one different from the dozen others that came before it? And don't talk about duplicate thread's, because that's almost never the case.
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THE TIME HAS COME

AND SO HAVE I
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>>83365958
no!
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>>83365806
every time Showtime comes up I get chills
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>>83365915
that's a nice image
it's too bad the kids won't ever get to live a normal life
I don't know what I expected from Homestuck's ending but a lifetime of governing consorts wasn't it
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>>83366099
They'll fast forward to modern times and try and live normal non-god lives among the populace
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>>83365466
She found it disgusting because she loved it so much.
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>>83365806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6mld02N20A

or maybe,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjFRmokfiQ

It's a tough choice; it's hard to say how much the respective flashes influenced my opinion of the soundtrack.

Bec prototyping and the sounds accompanying it will always be my favorite moment in the comic.
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>>83365806
Probably this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
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DEATH TO SERKET

HAIL VANTAS
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>>83366154
>>83365806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdPU0emEeUg

Oh fuck, and Carne Vale too, actually. I was a bit disappointed in how it was used - but still very grateful Andrew decided to put it in the comic.
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Who's your favorite music team member that isn't a meme like toby or bowman
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>>83366190
and the Furst Lady
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What's worse than Davekat?

Gamtav or Meenvris?
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>>83365806
sburban jungle or flare

neither were my fav flash tho
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>>83366289
Can't fall asleep without holding on to a motherfucker
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>>83366289
Callieroxy
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i fucking hate you all

roxy is NOT het
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>>83366289
Vriskabeingalive
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>>83363871
i want to be the little buoy
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>>83366398
>repeatedly shown to be lusting after the various men in her life
>mentally unable to kiss her same-sex best friend
>"roxy is NOT het!"
???
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JOHN IMPREGNATING EVERY LALONDE
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>>83366574
Even the cat?
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>>83366574
Even jasprose?
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>>83366602
Especially the cat. And her feet.
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>>83366507
>unable to kiss her same sex best friend
Maybe its because she was DEAD
Plus, dirk kissed two dead chicks and that doesnt make him any less gay
I personally think shes het but theres no way of knowing for sure
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>>83366602
>>83366609
YES.

HELL. YES.
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>>83366622
>impregnating feet
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>>83366710
Only making a mess of them....
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>>83366663
Roxy also, before the game, constantly chased Dirk and sometimes Jake but didn't as much because she knew Jane was after him. She also toyed with the idea of having kids for a while. As straight as it gets desu
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>>83365053
16 is legal in lots of places.
Also, where the hell do you think you are?
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>>83365584
The obvious assumption is that in getting trapped in the Juju proper, he lost his retcon powers, since presumably they were caused by him interacting with the object he was already trapped it.
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>>83365053
Yeah, it is mother fucking, and that's hot when it isn't your mom.

I mean, not YOUR mom, that's always hot.
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>>83367020
that was future john though
he still has to use his retcon powers to get to the masterpiece
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>>83364939
I've got the depraved and unemployed parts down
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>>83367062
This guy gets it.
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>>83367071
Oh, I see what you're saying. Then yes, that's just going to be straight up ignored, or hand waving it away by saying fucking with the timeline is a bad idea.
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>>83365735
>>83367020
>>83367071
I think what we need to ask first is WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ALPHA KIDS AFTER THE MASTERPIECE??
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STOP 8EING A KEK!
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>>83367203
john came back for them after dealing with english
alternately: void powers lol
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>>83367255
8ulge w88ni8 *f8rts*!!!!!!!!
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>>83367203
draw your own conclusions
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>>83367203
They lived out their days trapped in Cal's session until the world crumbled and blew into the stellar dust, and they floated alone through the endless void for all eternity, never knowing the sweet sleep of death.
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i want to be friends with "tiny" vriska
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>>83367203
I'm guessing how it went down was

all 8 go to fight caliborn

beta kids get juju'd, alpha kids stuck in future earth (that IS where it takes place, right?)

beta kids+whoever else jumps in finishes off English

guessing Jade gets beta kids back to the alpha kids through space bullshit, dave time travels everyone else back to just after they left to fight caliborn, loop closed.
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>>83367282
Are you okay, Vriska?
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>>83367354
Here's the issue with that, the Beta kids are now stuck in the furthest ring. And Jade no longer has teleport powers thanks to the destruction of the Green Sun.
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>>83367349
I want to adopt "tiny" Vriska.
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>>83367495
me too.
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>>83367461
>Jade no longer has teleport powers thanks to the destruction of the green sun
Explain how Bec had green sun powers BEFORE the green sun was created then
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Just want to point out that this thread has over 150 posts and less than 40 posters. Does that mean we're too autistic, even for /co/?

I love these threads though. I embrace the autism fully.
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>>83367624
I miss the update threads, how hype they were.
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>>83367624
it means there is no point in the threads but they are forced by anons who can't let go
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>>83367624
>5 posts each
that should be the norm
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>>83367539
and according to Caliborn she's still got a nightmare of powers
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>>83366759
This

Roxy is straight
Dirk is hard gay
Dave and Rose are Bi

Both Egbert kids are straight
Jane is probably straight but could maybe be Bi
Jake is Bi or a fuccboi
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>>83367255
Wait Cuck is still filleted?

Testing

Cuck
KEK
cuckold
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what did she see?
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>>83367756
nothing
she just had a lobotomy
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>>83362073
How about a new interpretation: Dave began to feel Bro was abusive after meeting up with the new kids and learning about what they thought of their parents. The only kid who despised their guardian more than Dave was Rose, which doesn't mean much.

I think Dave could handle the "abuse" because he was just THAT STRONG; I mean, he could flashstep as a toddler. Maybe he turned out better for it, but wasn't able to properly process it when Bro was trying to train him?
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>>83367694
Wait, then why did LE lose Green Sun powers?
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wait do guardians go to dreambubbles?
wasn't dad in one of john's?
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>>83367824
Nope.

And maybe a Dad projection, but I don't remember one.
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>>83367495
i want to make tiny vriska do "things" with her feet
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>>83367859
Like... learn to tap dance? Yeah, I guess that could be a productive physical outlet for her.
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>>83367624
what anime is this from
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>>83367892
no. "THINGS".
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>>83367796
this is sort of how i feel. a lot of dave's growth as a character revolved around him slowly shedding his layers of irony, and part of that involved him coming to grips with the fact that a lot of his personality was developed as a reaction to having puppet butts wiggled in his face by a douchebag all his life.
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>>83367921
...ice skating?
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>>83367999
No!
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>>83368228
Rollerblading?
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>>83368252
No. I want them on my face and various other parts of my body.
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>>83368313
Stay away from my imagined iteration of my fictional adopted daughter, you sick freak.
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it's so weird to imagine Hussie writing Dave the way that he did in acts 1-5 if Dave was supposed to have PTSD and get triggered by metal sounds. Dave definitely doesn't act like he has PTSD. Having an emotional complex because of neglect I can understand, but I can't buy that he has PTSD. He's just too calm and collected, even during combat.
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>>83368403
No way! I imagined her first! I brought "tiny" Vriska into this world and will do with her as I please.
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>>83368434
He didn't
He had insecurities
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>>83368918
>Jade on day 4 of a ketamine trip
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>>83368938
What about dave
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>>83369056
Doing his best to not panic because he's a fucking newkid who has never touched anything and has no idea how to handle Jade bordering on a psychotic episode while she can't shut up about the amazing azure haze suffusing everything after teleporting and vanishing for 2 days
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>>83369180
>both john and dave are dating druggies when both are straight edge

Poor guys
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>The dancestors and some weird oc show up before dave, rose, or jade when you search homestuck in google images
Why
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>>83369257
>EB: dude, you think you have problems?
>EB: roxy smoked some blue crap and now she won't stop void spawning quesadillas!
>EB: she doesn't even eat them, she's been building castles out of them
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>>83369257
hot as hell you mean

I can see Rose being a hardcore disassociatives abuser after alcohol though

Jade strikes me more as a probable very heavy LSD and MDMA user
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>>83369274
It's been years, anon. Years and years and years. Google does not care. It just processes.
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>>83365466
pregnancy not dickings
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>>83369274
>weird oc
you mean the osomatsus
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>>83369274
>weird ocs

lmao thats osomatsu-san
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>>83369311
substance abuse is not hot.
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>>83369443
>>83369462
explain this gay meme
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>>83369486
Not in Rose it isn't, no, but it is hilarious

Jade I can imagine is a smart user though

Jade seemed like such a fun character and person, shame Hussie had to murder her to make sure he didn't have to put effort into his failures
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>>83369512
it's a gag anime that is popular among fujos for its all-male cast of characters, each with a simple, easy-to-understand archetype
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trolls aren't even sexy
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>>83369512
The greatest anime of all time.

Made me want to have gay incest sex even though I am a straight man with no brothers
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>>83367712
>>83367712
Rose has only flirted with girls. she is as hard gay as her dad
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>>83369745
she has flirted with both John and Dave
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>>83369745
What girl has she flirted with other than Kanaya?
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>>83369810
meenah
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Let's post our epilogue ideas:

>DaveJade happening
>Jane bangs her Dad
>Jake and Dirk play soccer
>John and Roxy adopt Calliope as their child while John impregnates Roxy and even Terezi
>Rose beats up Kanaya
>Karkat crying for being lonely and that no one wants him, but suddenly a kiwi appears and befriends him
>and then Vriska and Terezi show up, Vriska steals his kiwi and eats it, she pulls out her huge 8ulge and cockvores Karkat who screams in agony and then she futa-fucks Terezi like the slut she is
>also obligatory Ms Paint and Jack Noir marriage
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>>83369850
only the first one of those is good
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>>83369850
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>>83369907
Why does Aradia have parkinson
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>>83369994
turns out living forever doesn't stop the accumulation of thousands of horrifying diseases and disorders
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>>83369994
it happens to all time travelers eventually
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>>83370055
>time travel gives you rare and awful disorders

that'd be a neat plot idea
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>>83370081
what do you think Dave has?
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>>83370191
Time travel looked at him and said "Shit dude the narrative has given you enough to suffer with"
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>>83370191
The gay.
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>>83370234
this
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So we know Aradia is one of the strongest trolls and characters.

Just how strong is she? Can she take on any of these other players in a 1 v 1?
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>>83370191
Infertility
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>>83370375
who cares

power levels are fake and fluctuating

pre-entry dave at level 1 with nothing but welsh sword could slaughter english if the plot says so
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>>83370396
Good thing he's dating spacepower Jade then
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>>83370566
Jane can probably make anyone hyper-fertile with just a touch
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>>83370657
nah
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>>83370375
She's a god tier with racial telekinesis and possibly better than human durability. She's got time powers which have high combat utility, but we don't know enough about Maids to know if they're very combat focused. Aradia also doesn't seem to have any high power weapons, using her generic whip against LE. Of course, being a god tier she could theoretically use any weapon she could disarm her opponent of.

I'd say she could beat Kanaya and Terezi for sure, and probably pre-clockwork Caliborn. Dave, Rose, and Dirk are in the maybe catagory. I don't think she could take John, Vriska, or Meenah. And Jade is completely in a tier of her own.
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>>83370824
Aradia time-froze Bec Noir and Lord Engish, the two most powerful beings in existence

She's fucking monstrous

Which is hilarious since Lord English, the Lord of Time, the ultimate Time player, can't even shrug off a time-stasis status spell from some run of the mill player

Here's the facts: Homestuck has no power levels, just a bouncy of sloppy, lazy contrivances
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>>83370893
i don't think its about power levels
i think it's about their strong will, friendship and creativity with their powers
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>>83371012
that's power levels

strong will, friendship and creativity with their powers mean absolutely nothing in Homestuck

absolutely *nothing*

either you succeed because Alpha said so, or you do not, the end
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>>83371094
As funny as this is its completely inaccurate. He should have a demented smile on his face staring with cold dead eyes muttering I'll finally be free.
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>>83371094
>wtf this is so triggering and fucked up?
kek everytime
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>>83371173
everything triggers these fucking imbeciles

I wish I could show them what being triggered really fucking means
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aradia would win any battle her life is at serious stake

also she has already won the most important battle

my heart
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>>83371266
gay
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>that one Homestuck episode where Karkat breaks Dave's neck, drives over some carapaces with his volkswagen, blows up the can town twin towers, rapes John and then shifts the blame on Vriska
>they lynch her at the end of the episode
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>>83371598
>the next episode where it turns out karkat was in a coma the whole time
>he was dreaming the entire thing
>HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP
>150 years kk
>OH
>MY GOD
>finds out they could jane could have woken him up at anytime but they just forgot about him
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>that episode where Jake punches Jane
>that episode where Karkat has an autistic friend
>that episode where Sollux tried to kill himself
>that episode where Caliborn learned ballet
>that episode where Dave calls Jade a nigger
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>>83371968
>that episode where Dave calls Jade a nigger

But
How
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>>83369311
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>>83372300
I miss doodle
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>>83372319
these two were mine
we were exchanging doodles in a thread once
i couldnt quite match her style, it was too good
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Can someone post the john slay the comic edit with John claiming to be a trans woman?
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>>83372472
yeah sure
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>>83372275
She has a tan and Dave knows she's racist, so he struck where it would hurt her the most
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>>83372846
That's mean, why would he do that
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>>83372472
>>83372809
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>Post YFW Davepeta shows up in the epilogue, starts dating Jade, and when people point out how Davepeta is not entirely a boy Jade goes on a long speech the likes of Dave's masculinity spiel over how she doesn't care about gender and isn't straight
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>>83373209
Then you'd have to go all the way and add Jade's abominable half-dog penis.
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>>83373228
>Davepeta is boy + girl
>Jade with Bec ears is girl + boy

so would they be het AND double homo?
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>>83373209
Davepeta/jade shippers are just davekat shippers trying to redirect people, but just prove they hate jade enough to leave her with davepeta
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>>83373278
No, just trying to be realistic. There's no way Hussie isn't going to not adhere to his "one token het couple" autistic fixation.
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>>83362073
I just realized, this was way before the "Bro was nuts and not fit to raise a kid" thing Dave said, this was back in 2014, so Hussie was planning this for a while
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>>83372809
thanks

let's post our own edits
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>>83373431
>so Hussie was planning this for a while
Well, not really. Not when you consider the point of the story where that would be at. In which case, it's still a very late change. It just took so long to get to it.
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