ok /co/
you're the new headmaster of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngster, you have to mold and train teens on the use of their powers...
the students that are on your training roll are the ones on pic related.
how do you develop them?
can they use their powers for good?
can those powers become better?
post your ideas.
Depending on how you define dark, invisible in the dark seems pretty useful.
Acid tears are also useful, but I assume it implies no immunity to one's own tears.
>>83302372
Depends can we interpret them in ways that'll make them more powerful or do they just suck but you have to make them not suck?
1 second super strength would actually be amazing, depending on the cooldown period.
>>83302372
Depending on if the 1 second super strength can be done in bursts it could make good use for striking
Activate the ability when you are about to punch a bad guy or through an obstacle
just gotta time it well
>>83302372
>1 second super strength
>75% levitation
>bullet attraction
>true invisibility in low light conditions
>absorb bad luck
>slow mo
>useless
unless you're doing one of those cheating lists like on Cracked where they call a power useless because they add a bunch of stipulations after the fact like a fucking monkey's paw, these are solid.
>hurr, you can fly but you don't know how to land
fuck you. I'm gonna absorb all the bad luck from my friends, then send them to a casino.
I'm gonna fire the gun myself, then use attraction powers to curve the fucking shot
Imma use my levitation to do all kinds of kung fu flips and shit, since I'm borderline weightless exactly when I want to be.
and I'm gonna punch your fucking head off after that flip, because it only takes 1 second to throw that punch.
Also, a trained army of fire ants that are basically unkillable is terrifying.
just because you aren't creative with powers doesn't make them useless, it just makes you useless.
>>83302372
>Ability to detect trash
>Can find any plane wreckage
Desaturation proved very powerful in that Mockingbird comic.
I remember there was a game or something where a character became a laptop and saved their friend from being executed.
>>83302602
not using it to find the nuke that sunk during WWII, im sure most of it is still good
>>83302372
Acid Tears: If it could combos with someone else you basically got Issac
Invisibility in the dark: Extra stealth
Control remote control: Fuck if I know, you could dick around with other people with it I guess. Hey if someone is using a remote for their traps or something you got that fucker screwed
Communicate with fruit: For all we know they may run into alien fruit or something and you will be the only diplomat!
Trash detection: Find the weakest link. If you want to go by actual trash I guess you could find stuff
75% levitation: confused about this one?
Summon a lamp: You are gonna be that guy who somehow saves the day when everyone is weakened and the villain is about to pull something and BAM you summon a lamp and smack him in the head with it saving the fucking day.
Bullet Attraction: Take cover. Attract bullets. Your allies are good to do their thing while the bullets aren't gonna do shit.
Read your own mind. Dunno. Better clarity?
Instant hairloss: depends on if its just yourself or can be used on others. Could fuck around with villains with it I guess or could be use in combo with abnormal armhair growth with some third party to make it broken somehow
Abnormal armhair growth: see hairloss guy
Absorb bad luck: Absorb the misfortune of your allies and they wreck shit to help you.
Super slowmo: Depends if it can be used on others
Revive bugs: If you worked with a bug themed ally it would make a good partner or again if there is some bug that the group needed and some bullshit led to it getting wrecked they call you
Aging: depends if it can be used on others / things otherwise I dunno if paired with deaging you could age / deage yourself to hide yourself or something (Think Bonney from One Piece I guess?)
Invisible handwriting: Depends on if it can be deciphered in some way. Could make for secret codes / messages or some shit
>communicate with fruit
>seduce hats
These powers imply that fruit can talk back to you and hats are sentient, otherwise you're just talking at inanimate objects, so this could be incredibly useful for spying.
>>83302775
>>83302372
1 second super strength: If it can be done in bursts / short cooldowns this one is actually pretty good and just a matter of controlling it and timing it correctly so you don't hurt yourself or others
Laptop: Depends if you can hack into other machines or do shit from there
Seduce hats: Alien hat invasion. Seduce their leader. Get dapper alien hat that shoots mega beams mother fucker
Desaturation: Fuck around with people or possible stealth in certain areas I dunno
>>83302786
>These powers imply that fruit can talk back to you and hats are sentient
No they don't, you just don't get the joke
I'd call up the proper authorities and report this nest of filthy muties, then assist in their capture and removal in any way I could.
It's what all good human-loving Americans would do.
>>83302372
>Revive bugs
Throw canisters of dead fire ants/spiders/whatever an revive them on the enemy
>>83302863
>every other power is a legitimate super power
>lol these are just jokes
>>83302863
If they don't then it's not a power, it's not anything. Communicating with someone or something requires both parties to understand what the other is saying. Otherwise there's no communication. The picture doesn't say "the power to talk at fruit", it says "communicate".
Same with seducing hats. If the hats are incapable of being seduced, then you can't actually seduce hats.
>>83303059
>>83303074
>>83302372
>Seduce hats
Now we are talking
>>83303132
SEDUCE ME
Archer had a character with the superpower to attract bullets. He's dead now. But at least that guy can work for a spy agency.
Super slow mo might be useful if it can be used to slow down a fall
I remember in one pieces, there is a villian with slow mo power. But he slow mo other object instead of himself
