Anons what would be some cool super powers for everyday life. Not like mind control or stuff like that. Just for making you life easier.
I'll start off with a few;
1 Not having to sleep
2 creating your own moblie hotspot with perfect signal
3 Not having to eat or drink but still being able to if you want
Also cheesecake
>>83293988
Reality-warping.
PG cake.
No captcha cake not salad.
>>83294031
No thats good for capeshit not life. Think more Street level but not for fighting
Perfect foresight, which is basically reverse hindsight.
Likeability, Not everyone loving or adoring you but just everyone finds your presence pleasant.
Hivemind, being able to telepathically network with people around you. Not controlling them but being able to use their cognitive ability to help you think.
>>83294104
Honestly that's pretty good for both. I think your argument is that it might be that it's too overpowered.
>>83294218
Yeah overpowered that's the thing, also great abilities for this thanks anon
More mundane powers like making the perfect ice cream sundae
More mundane powers like making great sundaes every party
Cake for powers
More
Minor telekinesis. Maybe 50 pounds at most and only able to move one object at a time.
Also, this is the worst cheesecake I have ever seen.
Can refill your gas tank by thinking it
>>83294920
Does that only count for cars, or can you do that to, for instance, a house oil tank?
>>83294850
If you're talking about the first pic pixie art is hard to find
Quantum Manipulation
>>83294988
That just turns pennies into quarters
>>83294979
That one is the worst but the others aren't particularly alluring.
>>83294967
It could do both, don't see why not.
Another one could be you can haggle to have anything drop 50% in price for you. The more you use it the better you get at haggling
>>83295062
Shrug I like a few of them
>>83295090
Cool
Bump, sfw is getting harder to cum by
Mustn't be forgotten
Going Ghost
Any superpower would be useful for life. Don't be dumb.
>>83295676
I'm having a hard time seeing how being radioactive is good for everyday life anon. Aka hazmat
>>83295730
Just goes to show how close minded you are. If you're smart you can make any power work for you. Being actually radioctive isn't the power, it's just a side effect.
Running out will look for more dough
>>83295799
Also wither had no powers but kill people with a touch. And while useful for dealing with assholes, you'd be for killing so many people after one day
Telekinesis.
Even if your power and range isn't that great, you can still do all sort of great shit, with proper imagination and focus.
If you are up to major cape levels. Then you can do almost anything.
>>83295914
Yeah but what other things can you kill? No mosquitos can bite you because as soon as they land they die.
>>83295799
>>83295914
Cannonball had a brother that made people believe they were on fire how is that useful, that isn't just fucking with people.
>>83296065
Don't have to worry about being mugged or shot. Deter bears if they're in your area.
>>83296065
distractions, clearing rooms, torture (assuming that part part of the "belief" includes pain).
>>83296123
>>83296178
"Everyday life" not hard to justify using in a public setting. Is this too hard to understand?
Also your spit can actually get rust off of things.
>>83296415
Believe it or not some people live in places where large dangerous animals wander into neighborhoods regularly. Or live in dangerous cities were they could get shot or stabbed any day. But no you're looking for "durr I can make good ice cream whenever I want".
I would go for my own theme music that I could switch on/off.
>>83296506
Bitch I live in a Houston ghetto the only place that dangerous is in third world locals, which I'd assume anyone on 4chan would not think is that normal
>>83296513
That's more like it
>>83296679
>The most dangerous place in America is Houston
>>83293988
Ability to fully control my motivation; like how you have no problem farming for items in video games for hours on end, but neglect taking out the trash.
>>83296018
Fuck, just make it that you can lift as much as you can physically, and it's a massive help. You can move heavy objects all on your own .
>>83296720
No it's probably where ever a large number of black people gather for protest. Those things are just a powder keg waiting for some shooting to break out. But yes Houston is one of the more dangerous places to live in America
>>83296828
Awesome very useful
>>83296828
oh shit, forgot
>>83296867
So nobody ever has bears wander into their neighborhoods and mountains lions, and nobody lives in Detroit or the bad parts of New York where you don't want to go out at night for fear of getting raped by gangs. Is that what you're saying?
1.Being able to sleep/awake at will
2.Not having to go to the bathroom/only have to go once a week
3. Able to hoover 5-10 cm.
4. Exude ink from one finger at will (think of it as having always a Pen with you)
5. Perfect non decaying eyesight.
6. "Eternal Youth" you still die from old age, you can be killed, you phisycally age, but you wont suffer the problems of getting old.
7. Limited Clairvoyant (im getting images... the remote control is under that chair)
8. Rosetta stone (understand/talk/write all languages)
9. Bioluminiscence/change skin color
10. Snap your fingers and create a flame on the tip of one
>>83293988
Eternal Youth. Thinking about withering away and dying is a distraction. I could still be killed normally but I would never die of old age.
>>83296917
No I'm saying 999/1000 that shit is not gonna happen to you so it ain't every day life.
Also abilities for fighting or self-protection are not what this thread is about so quit shitposting
>>83293988
Understanding every language would be pretty useful
>>83296979
Damn that's a lot of good ones
>>83297075
>I would never die from old age.
That's not mundane, read the balanced/nerfed version
>>83296979
There's no superpower that would benefit my life more than shapeshifting. Even if it's just into different people.
So that's why I'm going to invent holo-droids.
>>83296679
Third ward?
>>83297259
Technically a half mile out but close enough
>>83297182
Okaaaay but dude if everything you touched doed you wouldnt have a normal everyday kinda life would you and even if a bear or lion or pack of whatever was a normal occurrence in wherever it wouldnt happen more than once a week and if it did you would be destroying ecosystems bitterness of which are every day sorta things
>>83297153
I actually don't think my version is all that broken. I would be a normal human being who wouldn't age. I could just as well die of terminal ass cancer the day I unlock this ability.
Top Five for me.
*100% total control over my dick. No more awkward boners in shorts.
*Personal theme music that can be turned off.
*Gaydar would be pretty useful I guess, in the absence of any and all other forms of GPS.
*I have. the most comfortable ass in the world. I could sit anywhere and it would feel amazing.
*That thing Fonzie did where if he hit an electronic device hard enough it started working again.
>>83297325
You never said he couldn't control what he killed. Just set use it when mosquitoes are around. And if bears are coming around every weak why wouldn't you want to make them feel like they're on fire so they never come back to your area? You're mixing up posts.
>>83297389
Funny ass stuff right here my mugga
>>83297325
K ill be honest i have no idea how bitterness got in there but that last bit is suppose to be of which isnt a normal everyday sort of life
>>83293988
The super power to copy anything I've eaten or drunk out of thin air. I save a shitload of cash never having to buy food again.
>>83297412
I said Wither the villian. If you don't know who that is Google is your friend. Also you still wrong
>>83297506
You'd be rich eat a 5 star meal and then selling them for cheap
>>83297525
Sure if your power turned into you a monster that made you kill eveyone then yeah. It wouldn't be useful. But that's very few super powers and you said be able to kill things you touch which would be very useful. You're not very smart if you can't consider a way normal super powers would be useful.
>>83297303
Have you ever high-five this thing
>>83297637
I said Wither and hazmat. People with out of control powers. If you can't bother to understand what people are talking about you're the retard here.
>>83297702
No I have not but I'm now going to
>>83296979
Continued
11. Able to cool or warm any beverage or food.
12. Able to change your body odor to something more pleasant like vanilla scent
13. Instantly know your way wherever you are (knowing street names, bussiness locations, the Best way to go from A to B)
14. Able to "store and recall" up to 1 or 2 hours of memory (useful for tesis, boss meeting presentations, useless trivia, reliving that time you boned twins thanks to you cool bioluminiscence/color changing skin)
15. Understand animal thoughts in a basic way (i'm Hungry, i'm happy, i'm cold, my stomach hurts a lot)
16. Able to materialize emojis/markers/notes(do you know how to go X? Ofc I Know go this way, a gps like arrow materializes showing the way)
17. Able to go deaf/regain hearing/filtro sound ar will.
18. Always having the tool you need at hand(if you need scissors just make a scissor hand gesture and yoir hand works as one)
19. Able to control the temperature of your surroundings by in few degrees.
20. Anything you plant will always bloom and give fruits .
>>83297873
Damn man have you thought of this before?
>>83293988
Literally only really need one
Ability to to make yourself motivated and dedicated to do whatever you want.
Space Survivability
Deformation
Flight
Energy Beam Projection
Density Shifting
Intangibility
Invisibility
Tentacles
Body Possession
Telekinesis
Magic
Longevity
Enhanced Strength
Enhanced Durability
>>83297873
>Anything you plant will always bloom and give fruits.
Provided it has the natural ability to bloom and give fruits, or do you really mean anything?
>>83293988
Regenerative healing-factor that also grants immortality and peak physical attributes by default.
>Knowing exactly what to wear for an occasion (like when you get a wedding invitation without a dress code, or anything "business casual").
>Being able to answer every question at a job interview, etc. perfectly.
>Allergy/disease awareness in others.
>Expert musical placement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymE4EDvSKbk
>Getting the perfect amount of sleep every night.
>Nailing the milk-to-cereal ratio.
>>83298457
Too true senpai t-too true
>>83298771
Not really what I was going for but those these would be useful in everyday life
>>83298582
Oh look more trolling here's your (you)
>>83297821
Nice!
>>83293988
The ability to know wherever any item I've lost is just by focusing on it.
>>83293988
>All insects and arachnids that come into contact with you are instantly vaporizedOr for you "muh precious bugs" fags>They're teleported to the nearest habitable area that's at least 1 mile away
>>83293988
Cypher's power. Being able to speak any language would really come in handy.
>>83298173
I'm a fa/tg/uy who happens to be a DM so a few Yeah others came natural y
>>83298621
Should been more specific, only planta flowers etc, the point is mundane powers that wont make you superpowerful/rich/omnipotent in am instant (looking at you guy who instantly thought about gold,booze,friedchicken trees)
Teleporting. No more getting stuck in traffic jams.
>>83293988
The ability to mentally time travel backwards about 10-30 seconds.
Never again will I think of the perfect response to someone after they've already walked away.
Empathy. (As long as you can turn it off)
Being able to read everyone's emotions with accuracy would make dealing with the rest of the world so much simpler.
Time travel. But not for the purpose of changing the past, I'm not interested in opening that can of worms. More specifically, ability to view the past with clarity without interfering with it.
It's always sad to hear about some priceless artifact or piece of knowledge being lost forever, and I always wish there was a way to preserve them.
Plus, all the historians, archaeologists, anthropologists etc would trip over themselves giving me money.
>>83296901
Here's another:
>Luck based powers that enable to to always get the best out of anything that's randomized.
no more getting that lame song with the minute long intro when you hit shuffle;
no more getting the same 3 insurance commercials when watching tv;
and best of all, always getting a blue M&M when grabbing from the bag blindly!
>>83294104
a lot of capeshit powers could be great for everyday life
>Flight
>invisibility
>intangibility
>super speed
>super strength
>mind reading
>teleporting
>healing factor
>>83299588
>Or for you "muh precious bugs" fags
>They're teleported to the nearest habitable area that's at least 1 mile away
No fuck that.
I like to pretend I care about the environment, but eradicating mosquitoes would be a net good for humanity
>>83293988
Temperature control? Like being able to cook and freeze shit with your hands?
Perfect ambidexterity. Imagine having the precision of a micrometer when trying to make food or fix something by hand. Never needing to worry about your hand slipping or your grip shifting would be a big help.
>>83294979
>pixie art is hard to find
Ain't that the truth?
The ability to write and print on paper just by wiping your hand over it
