>whoopsie doodles
>>83279348
>My feet hurt
>Where's Lois?
>I wish I was at the Daily Planet writing about Batman
>Why can't it be 1938 anymore
>Ugh, can these survivors, like, shut up with their screams?
>>83279348
>Oh look, some more necks to break.
>>83279348
OOPS! All Dead
>>83279348
All the money in the world and they can't do anything to fix that hair line? Jesus christ
Lex should have said something funny like "Looks like he's a little hot under the collar"
or
"looks like its going to be a hot time in the old town tonight"
or
"superman is a ...FLAMING faggot"
what was your favorite part of the movie?
mine waslego batman trailer
>>83279348
>Superman couldn't hear the bomb or see it via x-rays
lol ok
>>83279348
There's where I left my red underwear. Man, I can't believe I've been walking around looking like a doofus.
>>83279348
I find it amusing how many people jump on the hatewagon when it comes to BvS
I for one really liked his reaction in this scene
>tfw he realises even more how modern society is shit
>tfw he realises how humanity is doomed
>tfw he realises no matter what, he will never be able to save people from their own retardedness
>>83279348
>Bit warm in here all of a sudden.
>>83282291
I only enjoyed the movie as a comedy, and for two or three short Batman scenes.
>>83282275
>Hear the bomb
Who said it was ticking?
>See the bomb
The chair could be lead revested, he also explicitly said he wasn't looking
I hated the movie, but c'mon.
>>83282275
>implying Supes always X-Rays everything
not even in the comics was this noted
>implying the bomb was ticking
was it ticking? honestly, I can't really remember. if it was, that would be a great reason to introduce the "I will always be listening to everything that happens" aspect of supes
>>83282291
>Thousands dead and dying
Welp, time to wax philosophical and look constipated!
This one scene was better than everything that was in Civil War
>>83282404
>>83282395
>Thousands
>>83282441
Considering the entire staff of Congress, public in the hearing, world press and the protesters outside probably bought it, yeah, thousands.
>>83282499
>Both houses of Congress are annihilated in a second and it's never brought up again in the movie
Bravo, Snyder
Ah. It does my heart good seeing an Action League Now reference.
>>83282291
So basically, he comes to a realization that's antithetical to his character. Yay?
>>83282404
kek, desperate DCuck. Always judges everything to superior product
>>83279348
I laughed out loud in the theater when I saw that.
>>83282589
That scene was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a movie.
>the repurposed Westboro Baptist Church signs disparaging Superman
>Supes walking into court in full costume
>that slow buildup with the piss
>the senator's reaction
>the sudden explosion as a punchline
>Superman standing in the flames as a cherry on top
That is masterful comedy direction right there.
Why do people think bombs look like this?
>>83282404
It might be but comparing flaming shit to shit does not make it better
>>83282234
>>83282757
>>83282114
>>83282804
>literally scanning the area to check for survivors to help
>there's none so he flies off
>people still meme the scene
THE MOVIE'S NOT TOO SMART FOR ME S-S-SHUT UP
>>83282973
>>literally scanning the area to check for survivors to help
Yeah no.
>>83282973
The movie isn't too smart for anybody. Zack Snyder doesn't know what subtlety is.
I get that there's supposed to be ambiguity there, but my autism flares up that we didn't get a concrete yes or no whether or not the bomb was hidden behind lead.
>>83282973
Don't fly to get a vantage point, don't try to put out the flames with superbreath, don't even look taken aback by it, just lazily scan the area for a bit like you're trying to remember the lyrics to Snow's Informer.
>>83282973
>BvS is too smart!
screenrant.com/batman-v-superman-reviews-jeremy-irons/
>>83283068
Who's to say that he has to be perfect and do stuff like that all the time? It could have been that he came to testify and had other stuff on his mind and it distracted him. Me, I thought the movie was fairly awful but this part wasn't a problem for me.
>>83283072
You're retort to being called dumb is to suggest the movie make everything as explicit as humanly possible
yeah youre smart
>>83282650
I really wanted Superman to have a nice debate but I thought wrong.
>>83283470
>Implying I give a single fuck about some autist calling me dumb on the internet
Yeah, no, my "retort" was just asking for Superman to act like Superman.
So why DID Superman just fucking leave?
The least he could do is help put the fucking fire out Jesus Christ.
>>83283470
>Have a character actually try and do a better
>This is making things explicit
No. Try again.
>>83283728
No time for superheroics in this superhero movie, there's psychological drama too deep for audiences to understand to explore.
>>83282326
>>83282356
bombs still need to trigger to explode, Superman would be able to hear a physical trigger
If it was electronic, it wouldn't even pass the metal detector
>>83283798
There had to be someone around there who's mother's name was Martha.
This scene might have had a modicum of impact had Clark not looked as equally depressed and bored before the explosion as he did after it.
This is the problem with a movie that's so one note. When it comes time for a hard hitting plot point, it's fucking nothing.
>go to a cape movie
>See a jar of piss
I think the worst part of BvS was that there was no debate anywhere. It was always one-sided monologues. It's Supes talking or Lex talking or Bruce talking but never to each other in a dialogue.
>>83283849
>"What's your mom's name?
>"Br-Britney ..."
>"Better luck next time, citizen!"
>>83283834
I'm not completely sure, but I seem to remember Superman hearing the bomb triggering a split second before it exploded, at that point, even if he tackled the wheelchair through the wall, the explosion would still level Congress.
>>83283834
Pretty sure bombs can be trigged by electrical or even chemical reactions. It is a bomb made by lex luthor so really anything is possible.
>>83283921
But how can we have a sick Dark Knight Returns fight if everyone talked it out and were reasonable? I wanna see the cool badass vigilante punch the pansy boy scout in the face!
>>83284052
>talk it out and be reasonable
Are you that much of a pussy that you can only handle verbal conflict?
>>83283921
>The red capes are coming,the red capes are coming!!!
>Uh, ok babay
>>83283870
You hit the nail on the head here.
Apart from maybe the few times Perry White is in the movie or Wonder Woman rears her boney ass, the entire film is one gloomy slog.
Good storytellers know to vary the mood well and offset tragic scenes with positive ones so the former hit harder.
You never get the sense that Superman is supposed to instill anybody with hope, because he looks like he just got back from a funeral at all times.
Meanwhile Batman spends so much time raging and angsting that it's fucking comical when he suddenly wants to be Superman's friend and starts making stupid quips. It's like if the Punisher did "Who's on first?" with Daredevil.
>>83284172
Action when action is needed, Anon.
>>83283921
The whole fucking movie was a debate bro
>Batman and Lex are making the cybical argument that Superman is not to be trusted
>Batman reasons are paranoia and the belief that there are no heroes left in man
>Lex's reasons is moralfags are retards
>Superman proves them both wrong
>Batman now has hope
>Lex is now Darkseid's bitch because he validates Lex's world view.
>>83284052
The funny thing is that Synder agrees with Superman and the movie makes it abundantly clear Batman is in the wrong.
>>83284200
>Wonder Woman rears her bony ass
How do you defeat Wondy? Just throw her a sandwich and run away while she's eating it and throwing it up again so she won't gain weight.
How come Superman didn't smell the jar of piss?
I mean even if it was in jar piss is very musky
>>83284284
None of them go out of their way to prove each other wrong, shit just happens because none of them talk to each other just at each other. The only debate was at Lex's party but even then neither Bruce nor Clark had a valid argument because they're both destructive assholes.
>Oh hey, Batman, I'm gonna stop you from chasing those criminals that are shooting rockets everywhere just to tell you to stop doing what you're doing. Also I wont do anything to stop them myself, bye.
>IMMA MAKE YOU BLEED
>DEMONS COME FROM THE SKY, SENATOR, EVEN THOUGH THE ONE WE HAVE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO PROTECT US FROM THE OTHERS
>Something about piss.
>WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME AS A CHILD, SUPERMAN, EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T SUPERMAN THEN
>I'm gonna go fight Batman instead of spending literally any amount of time looking for my mom.
>YOU CAN'T BE ALL GOOD AND ALL POWERFUL, TO PROVE MY POINT I MADE A MONSTER THAT COULD KILL YOU WHICH MEANS YOU AREN'T ALL POWERFUL WHICH MEANS YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE ALL GOOD
Debates involve two or more people talking to each other, the characters in this movie were just talking to themselves while other people were in the room.
>>83282973
>HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?
>MY MOMMY'S NAME IS MARTHA HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME?
>MOMMY I LOVE YOU MOMMY! ME WANT MILKIES MOMMY!
Batman was real weird in this movie
>>83284871
>>83284937
Seriously. The whole movie kinda hinges on everyone acting like an idiot.
I just want the DVD/Blu-Ray to drop so I can watch the fight scenes, although even those weren't that great iirc.
>>83283921
But Anon, people wearing costumes can't say more than 2-3 lines of dialogue to each other, that would be ridiculous.
>>83284508
He just assumed someone pissed themselves and have been too lazy to go to the bathroom to clean up.
>>83287580
You bumped a dying thread for that fucking bit of wisdom? You should kill yourself.
>>83282275
"I'm afraid it's because I wasn't looking for it"
>>83284341
Like Lynda Carter was super buff. Comic fans = as bad as ISIS.
>>83287812
>as bad as ISIS
Maybe you can call up Wondy and be her new sidekick: Drama Queen.
>super hearing
>couldn't even hear an egg timer
>>83287641
wow, man. that's kinda harsh, but yeah, no harm, no foul. I'm sure anon appreciates the answer.
>>83279348
DCEU Superman is a terrible hero.
>>83288017
and water is wet
>>83288017
Nah he's great.
>>83287981
I wish DCEU Lex wasn't a raving, drooling lunatic
>>83287988
Not that anon but I'm sure the other anon can sleep better now knowing he finally has an answer to the great jar of piss conundrum.
>>83288017
That's because everything is leading up to Injustice. Joker will kill Lois in JL2 and Supes will snap. Batman's seen a fraction of the future though, so he'll save his clown husbando this time.
>>83282275
What kind of sound does a bomb make?
>>83288236
>Injustice movie
>Serious Injustice movie
Oh God
>>83288236
>Batman keeping mementos of his foes
woah, I like this new idea
>>83288364
He already do that with the Batcave, tho
>>83288409
But you can't carry a giant dinosaur or penny around with you.
>>83288515
Not with that attitude
>>83288364
Do you see a souvenir to remind him of Scarecrow on him?
>>83288236
>Supes will snap
Too late.
I'll take this Superman over creepy stalker deadbeat dad Superman from Returns.
>>83288739
That's just because Cavill's Superman doesn't like women.
>>83288364
Senpai...
>>83279348
It was a good scene.
>>83289795
How?
>>83288269
Exactly one.
>>83282404
true
>couldn't even kneel down in mourning
>not even look surprised
>just fucking stands there
>>83279348
Those people would have probably been safer with the Flash.(Never thought I'd ever think that.)He could have taken the bomb out before it exploded.
>>83282404
