It's Homestuck time!
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To the guy who was talking about Terezi being boyish last thread:
Everybody looks like that when it isn't guest art in a different style, like in game over or vriskagram where Jane was THICC
Use your imagination to fill in the blanks :^)
tell me. what is wrong with this image?
>>83257541
What kind of mom would Terezi be?
>>83257578
What all do they have left? The passwords, vriskagram, spritesquared, collide and act 7
reminder
>>83257670
honestly nothing; it's very clear they're trying to make the trolls more alien but this time it works since it incorporates zodiac elements.
>>83257692
pretty much. they last left just after john's first canon-time-warp attempts
>>83257697
>Second toes longer than big toes
>>83257697
fix the shadows
I wish I could have online friends like they did in Homestuck
>>83257729
that's the best type of foot. slender and long. anything else is dumpy and gross looking.
>>83257619
I still think it fits better than her being some crazy bombshell. Being lean fits the blue blood motif, the notable behind is the cherry on top which garners so much attention.
>>83257697
If any drawfriends are around, please draw a nude Nepeta wearing nothing more than her god tier Rogue mask, gloves/boots, and maybe the hood/scarf. Up to you.
>>83257692
I'll be amazed if they don't drop it temporarily with Vriskagram, that's going to be so rough.
>you will never a Mituna
>you will never a Latula
they're too cute
>>83257759
>you will never have funny text conversations with people
when will my useless friends stop texting me about their boring days and start writing walls of inane comedy to me
>>83257788
cute...
>>83257820
Literally just fucking commission angel dude
>>83257877
If I had the money I'd have done that like 4 times already
>>83257862
>cute
>jade
Literally no difference
>>83257889
The stop shitting up this thread and go beg with the dregs in the drawthread shitpipe
>>83257820
Draw it yourself
>>83257877
>>83257931
poorly disguised angel
You have to kiss one member of every major race in the comic
Who do you kiss
>>83258079
Mom, PM, the Dolorosa, Calliope
>>83258079
>major race
so, humans, trolls, carapacians? cherubs? sprites?
>>83257931
don't be a fucking asshole m*n
>>83257827
I can't wait for them to flip shit about DS
>>83257670
eyes too wide apart, and they overlap the sides of the face, as if they were pointing to the left and right but they're pointed straight forward despite this. Eyes are also too high on the skull.
And since it's the eyes that are distorted, it looks extra creepy.
>>83257820
You're welcome.
>>83257899
jade is the fuckable kind of cute
>>83258079
Mom Lalonde
Kanaya
PM
literally nothing attractive about cherubs
>>83258079
Roxy
Aradia
PM
Caliborn
>>83258153
It'll literally cost you 10 fucking dollars. if you don't have that then you've got more important shit to do then spamming your shitty fucking request every thread cunt. Either go beg in the begging thread or wait till someone offers to take request like everyone else does shit for brains
>>83257899
hey, the bitch has got cute feet
>>83258195
>nep's nips
this is a blue board anon
>>83258195
I appreciate your contribution!
>>83257670
nothing
aradia is perfect
>>83258079
mom
WQ
porrim
there are only like two cherubs in the comic
>>83258210
You had such patrician tastes until
>literally nothing attractive about cherubs
I'm so very disappointed in you.
>>83258210
>literally nothing attractive about cherubs
They have cute feet
>>83258210
>literally nothing attractive about cherubs
>>83258234
I only reposted my request because it was a nearly gone thread that it became relevant in. Sorry.
>>83258300
sorry, but i can't find myself attracted to Calliope knowing her and Caliborn share the same body. if i was fucking HER feet, i'd be fucking HIS feet, you see.
>>83258256
t-shirts?
>>83258079
roxy
aradia!
wq
caliborn
>>83258079
RoxySpades SlickMituna
Caliborn
>>83258358
>he doesn't want to fuck the best character in homestuck's feet
>>83258336
If that was the first time I've seen you spam that stupid ass request I wouldn't have said anything cunt, don't try to backpedal on this bitch were in these fucking trenches together
>>83257778
I thought it was canon that Vriska had huge boobs though. How can the blue blood motif be lean if one of them isn't even that?
>>83258079
Roxy (on the cheek)
Condesce (on the lips)
WQ (on the hand)
Calliope (on the crown of her head)
>>83258442
Just shut up the two of you or im bringing the mustard gas
>>83258079
Jade
Terezi
PM
Itchy
>>83258375
>>83258079
Rose
Kanaya
Caliborn
Courtyard Droll
fuck I don't know Crowbar or Stitch
>>83258442
I only mention it when Nepeta in a Rogue outfit is relevant.
>>83258536
Nepeta is never relevant anon. She died as she lived, completely pointless and accomplishing nothing.
>>83258256
Who do you think babysits their kids
would you rather kanaya's feet or aradia's feet
>>83258602
Kanaya has a personality so her I guess
>>83258556
You've got me there.
>>83258556
she gave us davepeta
i don't think that's a good thing, tho
>>83258617
>Kanaya has a personality
>>83258617
>Kanaya has a personality
lol?
>>83258575
We talked about this
The kids try to blend into their new society, but it's hard when they're the gods. So there were people they HAD to reveal their godhood too, doctors and people who would have to know for good reasons. Then their descendants also became doctors and accountants to the gods, in exchange for their families having fortune and power. So all the old nobles, old money, etc, owe their success to the dark deal they made with the ancient gods.
So there's some billionaire out there who always makes good stock decisions so long as every Wednesday they watch Dave and Jade's little hellions. Anyone else would notice their dog ears right away
>>83258617
her feet have more personality as well
>>83258662
>>83258672
she's motherly, snarky, and intellectual, with a composed demeanor and a terrible anger when roused
>>83258575
LONG LIVE KING KARKAT
>>83258763
She has personality in the way Princess Sally's computer in Sonic SatAM has personality
And that's exactly what she sounds like
>>83258770
>trusting karkat with small children
>>83258763
also, her feet are never slutty. even when bare.
>>83258079
Aradia
Matchsticks
Caliborn
Roxy
WQ
>>83258456
Just like Terezi has a little extra in the rear, Vriska has a little extra up front.
But in reality Vriska having big tits was just odd, a more fitting design would have her tall and angular. Fitting both the aristocratic theme of the blue bloods and the spindly nature of many spiders. Giving her sharp edges in her design would have been very fitting considering her edgy personality, in addition to reflecting how dangerous she is. You could say Terezi's appearance has similar themes, she seems rather threatening on first glance, given the teeth and devil-like horns but once your past that she's just like a human girl with a particularly nice arse.
>>83258556
So pretty much like all of us will die.
;_;
>>83258628
Davepeta still did nothing.
Couldn't kill english in collide, wasn't even in act 7
>>83258575
No one, Jade can't stand to be alone
>>83258763
>intellectual
>>83258770
That makes me feel sick
in my heart
>>83258960
Karkat got to be in several relationships and doesn't really know what he wants
Jade's been alone for far too long and just wants Dave
Karkat can go fuck off and date Pablo or something, he'll be happy with anyone.
>>83258763
Motherly isn't a personality trait, shit bird.
It's a personality type. Also, she isn't intellectual and hasn't snarked in ages.
>>83258945
>>83258770
alright, maybe that wasn't the right word
she's very dutiful, and has a romantic and creative side with her fashion, gardening, and fascination with vampires
but yeah she does come off as a bit stiff
>>83259054
It's almost like Hussie forgot how to write his own characters.
>>83259084
this
>>83258763
Kanaya is dumb as a brick lmao.
When has she done anything smart? when she couldn't work a computer? When she failed all her relationships? When she let Rose pull the wool over her eyes about Rose's drinking? When she encouraged Eridan to go postal?
>>83258872
Everything makes sense now
What if we fused the two together
>>83259119
you don't need brains with feet like THAT
>>83258702
>The Babysitter's Club takes a dark, eldritch turn
>>83259185
if youre a true footfag whats the national anthem of lalonde foot faggotry then?
HOLY SHIT HUSSIE POSTED THE EPILOGUE
Why does hussie have such a low opinion of 4chan and HSG? He's gone on reddit and tumblr and mocked both. but seemed most fervently against the site as a whole.
>>83259233
*ahem*rose's toesroxy's socksies
>>83259244
Oh yeah haha nice joke I'm not falling for i-
>checks site
ITS REAL
T
S
R
E
A
L
>>83259257
he gave us mituna
![aa0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qro40aW.png "aa0[1].png")
>>83259244
>>83259266
roxy's socksies
>>83259266
you win this time
>>83259310
So he basically thinks we're all autistic spazzing slurring retards?
>>83259257
All content creators are required to have "progressive" views and hate 4chan on the grounds that 4chan is full of evil bigots if they want to be respected on social media sites now
>>83259341
at least mituna has a hot girlfriend
>>83257759
>>83257854
When first reading Homestuck it was like reading the usual online conversations between me and my friends
I only later came to realize that the dialog in Homestuck doesn't resemble real conversations for most people
>>83259257
mituna = how people view 4chan
sollux = reality
>>83259305
HOLY FUCK NOT ONLY THAT
CHECK YOUR EMAIL
THE BETA
>>83259341
Yes, and?
>>83259379
It sounds like conversations I had as a teen before the internet became more integrated with real life for most people and they started talking like normal people talk in real life
>>83259341
>mega man jokes
>tries his best and everyone loves him
>only stable relationship in the comic
he gave us more than we deserved
>>83259257
tumblr had three whole games dedicated to how unbelievably horrific he considers it to be. 4chan has mituna but despite hussie obviously being the kind of person who has been to 4chan, mituna is much less subtle of a parody than all his other parodies. fact is, mituna is a parody of a parody of 4chan. 'hahah this is what tumblrs think of 4chan'. sollux is a way more honest depiction of what 4chan is actually like and i dont think is coincidence that theyre brothers
>>83259638
Who's hass?
>>83259702
The big man HASS the shipGrandpa
I require more art of Jasprosesprite^2's cute pawsie wawsies.
didnt these get deleted the other times. is the absurd hugeness of this one an intentional taunt to the janitor
>>83259657
>mituna is a parody of a parody of 4chan. 'hahah this is what tumblrs think of 4chan'
What's sad is you actually believe that.
>t despite hussie obviously being the kind of person who has been to 4chan
Hussie isn't a room-temperature iq retard spouting gibberish phrases and memes so..no
It seems like he considers pretty much any social media site as a laughing stock of mediocrity
>>83259650
Lil Hal/Vriska
Scratch/Jake
Kankri/Cronus
>>83259904
imageboards, forums etc aren't social media
>>83259904
4chan isn't "social media"
hussie used to frequent the penny arcade forums so I wouldn't be so quick to make assumptions about him being too proud to browse 4chan
>>83259904
most of hussies girlfriends have tripped in hsg threads. its absurd to imagine he hasnt been here. you have to be totally in denial.
>>83260029
did betel ever come to 4chan?
would've been before "hsg" was a thing, I imagine
>>83260076
if she did it was probably as anon, which is further proof she was the highest quality girlfriend
>>83258079
Dad
Karkat
HB
LE
draw requests?
>>83260142
God Tier Nepeta being cute
>>83260142
Calliope putting on gray facepaint while looking in a mirror and crying about her appearance
>>83260142
Kanaya's feet in my face
>>83260142
AR and Jade blowing up mosters with huge guns
>>83260142
draw this thing >>83257820
>>83260142
aradia rampaging through the meteor from extreme hunger
>>83260142
Draw steel's clown fantroll raping angel's fantroll
>>83260211
seconding this
>>83260142
/co/nrad slapping hsg
>>83260211
thirding this
either the hick clown or the sexy egyptian troll
>>83260211
who
>>83260298
fourthing this with egypt troll but no rape
>>83260345
Our resident drawfags
>>83260455
no i know that one, the other one is who im confused about
>>83260455
i want to rape those feet
>>83260455
Is that pretty much what angel looks like irl but as a troll?
>>83260467
this guy
>>83260523
Nah she's a dweeb
>>83260523
before she cut her hair
I feel like the worst decision Hussie made as a creator was letting the fandom have too much impact on his work.
I spent the last three weeks rereading Homestuck and I'm pretty much floored by how well acts 1-4 and even Hivebent have aged in comparison to literally everything that came after. Like even though Act 6 isn't that old it already feels... dated? There's SO MUCH MATERIAL but it's all propped up on callbacks and references to fandom jokes without much substance of it's own.
MSPA has always been influenced by it's readers but as Hussie watched the fandom turn to shit he did nothing to stop the horrible memetic osmosis that would lead to Homestuck's ruin.
Act 6 is that piece of delicious cheesecake that you've absentmindedly stored between the onions and the tuna casserole.
Homestuck literally Tastes Like Fridge.
>>83260467
this is the sexy one
>>83260473
Yo I actually gotta go
I'll be back in an hour, there'll probably be more people on later anyway
any ships you post before i get back dont count
well I for one think that Feferi is cute.
>>83260473
AR/AR
Hiveswap trolls with each other
Jadesprite/Davesprite
>>83260769
she would be. if she were barefoot.
why are footfags so LOUD
>>83260884
they have trouble hearing conversations because they're always on the floor worshiping feet
>>83261115
wtf is nepeta doing there
she's throwing off the duality
>>83261115
>sfw edit
okay
>>83261071
This is a nice fef
>>83261115
>sfw
>only censored aradia's bare feet
guess it's legit
>>83261115
>sfw edit
I don't think you understand what that means, anon.
>>83261153
>sfw
fucking what
>>83261115
He looks pretty whelmed
>>83261107
jades got no tail
>>83261150
Pirate wenches.
>>83261115
aradia would give much better head than that
>>83261115
ram girl has no ass???
>>83261225
dave gave her a buttplug for christmas
>>83261432
Dave's such a thoughtful husband
>>83261234
the most baller moment in act 6
tfw you'll never get double teamed by a thicc feferi and a tomboyish nepeta
Day three of Momocon brings the total number of unique Homestuck cosplays I've seen to around 120
I fucking give up
>>83261829
>you will never be coerced into gay stuff by male nepeta no matter how much you protest
>>83261877
*Ive seen this weekend
>>83261877
>>83261955
Sometimes Hussie's still got it
>>83262147
That was in 2011
He don't got it anymore
>>83262147
>3 Sep 11
>>83262147
This was 5 years ago, that Hussie is dead.
>>83261755
He's just pawning off the weird BDSM stuff he found in Bro's closet on her
>>83262185
>>83262187
>>83262194
Fuck
>>83262214
jadesprite/davesprite
which would you prefer?
>Homestuck ending as is
>Everything after Game Over rewritten by Shelby
>Everything after Game Over rewritten by BKEW
>Everything after Game Over rewritten by PoM
>>83261955
I still remember when TCAF got flooded with cosplayers, which pissed off the event organizers so much they made Hussie write a news post the next year telling people not to cosplay.
I actually knew a few people who were involved in TCAF that year and their reactions to the sudden Homestuck flood were basically 'nobody should care about comics enough to want to dress up as a character.' It was like they were unaware of any conventions other than their wannabe upscale one.
>that time when Hussie started making fun of tumblr and trigger warnings
>>83262283
Everything after Game Over was never written and Hussie dies in a car accident the day after it's released.
Out of respect for his wishes, his computer is wiped and all his physical notes burned so that nobody can take over for him.
>>83261432
>>83261755
>>83262221
Regifted buttplugs for everyone!
Alright, now that's just bullshit
FUCKING MODS THE GAME WAS ALMOST OVER
REEEEEEE
Rufioh, Doze, and Cal all lose
Good game
>>83262665
I'm just going to pretend that Lil Cal ended up with Never Ending Sadness
Boy I sure do love shitting where I eat
>>83262283
BKEW would at least try to connect plot threads together.
>>83262689
Lil' cal and Doze
>>83262705
one man's dining room is another man's toilet
So uh
Now that half the thread is gone
How about we get back to normal homestuck topics
like incest and how much Dave and Rose want to incest
good, clean stuff that
>>83259384
>>83262689
>However, if two conflicting ships are posted and neither are "locked-in", users may vote on which ship is better.
God damn dude I made the original with *simplicity* in mind
>>83262727
>Rufio is the big loser
I never woulda guessed
For days I've been meaning to write Homestuck porn but I just keep drawing shit instead
>>83262789
Dercscest is creepy. But it's taboo, so kinda exciting?
>>83262855
are you at least drawing homestuck porn?share
>>83262855
Do the best of both worlds and draw porn comics
>>83262855
I'll write if you draw
>>83262866
I find their interactions amusing enough to overpower any potential creepy
>>83258872
>but once your past that she's just like a human girl with a particularly nice arse
That's a pretty good description of Terezi
I wish these guys had interacted more...blackways.
>>83262855
Sometimes I try writing smutfics but I realize what I'm writing partway through and delete everything out of embarrassment.
>>83263003
I can only write smutfics at 5 AM, and if they don't get finished that night, then they'll never get finished because once I wake up the shame will set in
Roxy in her knitted outfit or her original outfit?
>>83262855
Write a nep/fef smutfic
>>83262915
I imagine their adult selves would have fun being a Hollywood power couple, letting people think they were loverswhen really they're each too damn shy to ask anyone out.
>>83263287
knitted
>>83262998
It's implied they're close friends but they don't really talk too much.
>>83263371
They actually had a big hateflirt conversation near the beginning of Hivebent, and left saying it was getting way too awkward. This was before Troll Romance was revealed to us.
is the anon that wanted zillyhookah's new blog here?
>>83263342
headcanon accepted.
something i've noticed with homestuck is it only really made me sit up and go "holy shit, this just got real" was when horrible things happened, namely jade: enter and game over
i guess collide, too.
>>83263581
Game over fell flat when death didnt matter anymore and everybody could revive
But yeah, jade:enter was good
>>83263581
I was too jaded to feel anything in Collide. Especially since it was filled with character duplicates I didn't care about fighting.
Though I was pissed when Slick died.
>>83263581
bec prototyping himself made me legit do a double take when i first saw it
>sit on the fact that homestuck is over for about a month without formulating a proper sentiment on it
>suddenly, while driving around on a motorcycle in GTA5, everything suddenly becomes perfectly clearand I almost crash.
I'm not ready for it to be overI never was
>>83263696
i'm currently operating under the assumption that there's going to be more, at least in the epilogue
>>83263696
why do you think we are all here
we are like ghosts not given a proper burial or rest or whatever
doomed to haunt /co/ for eternity because of our anger
I don't want it to be Homestuck time anymore.
Anyone wrote the fic Vriska steals Terezi's bottom in the beach without the latter noticing and she goes on walkinga round feeling a breeze?
>>83263908
No, sorry. I only wrote fics where Vriska never bathes and when she finds out it offends the shit out of Rose she starts using it to bother her deliberately.
>>83263908
it wouldn't be much of a fic
maybe worth a small comic
>>83263302
>>83264057
Ok, but what if only John and Roxy are the ones to find her before anyone else and smuttiness ensues?
>>83264081
>everybody rushing to find someone
>doze moved very slowly
>rufioh trying to hit on everybody but gets rejected, is too slow and someone takes them as he speaks
>notices the lone plush across the room
>runs towards it
>grabs it
>E X C U S E M E
>U N H A N D M Y HEART STAR HORSESHOE
>>83264102
>impromptu threesome on the beach with vriska watching and getting hot and bothered just out of sight
>>83264204
how dead is the current homestuck porn output if this fucking joker is one of the most prolific ones
>>83263908
>>83264102
>>83264201
I'm seeing potential here. Liking the way you guys think
>>83264248
Well, you got Mindwipe, and...
>>83264201
>>83264250
>and then kanaya and rose find vriska and another impromptu threesome occurs
>>83264248
hussie just ruined the characters man. one of his true crimes
>>83264204
This reads terribly
Why is all Davekat so shit
>>83264304
idlecil is making a comeback
>>83264204
molested, or genius?
>>83264248
isn't Crablouse still getting work?
People do porn if you hire them. if you want more homestuck porn, put(money, location(mouth))
>>83264365
>>83264250
I already got a boner just by thinking about it! Naughty sex in the seawater!
>>83264248
>>83264365
yeah, woe is us that we live in a world where artists like glenngarth, audiophilekitsune and cinnasmut have ceased drawing homestuck porn.
>>83264365
>>83264551
See, there's a lot of possibilities here.Give me a few minutes, I'm working on it.
>>83264587
i don't know who any of those are though
>>83264611
that's fine. because I was being sarcastic.
>>83262283
I don't know who PoM is so I'll say BKEW since there's no way that fucker would leave loose ends.
>>83264604
thanks, anon! I love you platonically!
>>83264666
no prob - been stuck with writer's block on my actual projects, so hopefully this'll get the juices flowing again.
>>83264541
whatever happened to tasteslikehomophobe
>>83257619
I don't think anybody's had more confusion over whether she's a boy or not than TZ, though. Post Feferi's sprite or Vriska's or Aradia's, and anybody could tell you they're girls. Terezi is one of the only characters to have their gender confused by outsiders.
>>83264802
no dude, boyish. that means not having prominent curves, but decent muscle tone. like a mildly fit girl
