THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
NO CALM
>>83249055
british dennis was much more of a fuck than that blonde faggot the americans had
Well YOU'RE always SHAKING YOUR EYES
>>83249055
He looks like he has a case of conjoined eyes much like sonic. Can two pupils go into one eye?
>>83249469
>Can two pupils go into one eye?
No, it's never happened in real life.
>>83249135
True that.
https://youtu.be/Tynm2nopHLA?t=521
>ywn again pop down to the newsagents with 99p and purchase the latest issue of the beano along with a freddo bar
MOM'S GONNA FREAK, literally
>>83249135
What do you expect when you have Hitler for a dad
>>83249925
>freddo bars will never cost 10p again
>>83249925
>freddo
>not a refresher bar or a tube of smarties
wew lad
>>83249925
>yfn it came with a free sweets.
>>83250029
>not getting a packet of space invaders and a push pop
>>83250087
yfw* Fucking, school boy error.
>>83250093
>space invaders
>not golden wonder or salt n shake
You disgust me.
>>83250093
>push pop instead of a ring pop
>says space invaders when you clearly meant space raiders
I used to do shit like this all the time. Shit I still have a bad habit of spinning my knife around on my desk table while I'm watching YouTube or something.
Could Desperate Dan beat superman in a fight?
Also does anyone have that comic where the little thought dudes running someone's brain watch Inside Out and say that letting emotions run your actions is dumb then they go off on one about being British?
>>83250165
>not monster munch
>>83249873
>I'm going to tame Dennis!
>Bend over, boy!
>>83250258
>Desperate Dan vs Bananaman: Dawn of Justice
>>83250168
>says space invaders when you clearly meant space raiders
Kek. I knew no one that got the name right
Fella on the packet looked like David Bowie, if I remember correctly.
>>83250258
You are talking about the Numbskulls.
>>83250168
I have forgotten the face of my father.
W U L L I E
U
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L
I
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>>83250358
Braw!
>>83250358
Ma Broon clearly had at least three affairs right?
>>83250358
>>83249873
So the joke is that some kids are just awful human beings and should be beat? Sounds like a kind of moral you'd expect from 1957.
>>83249055
This is basically the kind of shit my sister in law does.
Once she fried some dog shit in a pan, another day she spray painted the kitchen floor black. Another day she turned all the furniture upside down.
>>83250522
you sound like a fucking softy cunt mate lmao
>>83250546
What a leg.
>>83250522
Is that not true?
>ywn be a kid again and buy Beano and The Dandy annuals, 5 bars of Curly Wurlys with 4 bottles of J2O all for 4 quid at your local newsagents
I loved Beano comics so fucking much. They captured the essence of being a mischievous little British prick so well.
>>83250586
>>83250682
>never get beat as a kid
>don't intend on beating your kid
>nonetheless pretend beating children is a good thing on 4chan
>>83249274
Thank you for this
Did someone say COW PIE
>>83249925
But that's Dandy, not Beano.
>>83249055
Gnasher is fucking done.
>>83250168
>>push pop instead of a ring pop
big baby pop master race reporting in
EY
OCH
THE NOO
>>83250753
Beating is extreme, but a clip round the ear every now and then when they do something stupid sets kids straight.
>>83250798
Dandy was discontinued and kinda merged with beano I believe someone correct me if I'm wrong
They did bring back dandy by popular demand at times and had special issues
>>83250910
>>83250168
>>83250093
get on my level plebians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qCqxe3NP8I
>>83251008
Regardless, the Kestrel for a Knave movie was made in the 60s and Dandy wasn't a part of Beano then if it even is now.
>tfw The Dandy used to sell as much as 2 million a week in the 50s and barely sold 10,000 a week before its cancellation
>>83251004
It teaches kids that might makes right. Guilting them is the way to go desu.
>>83250780
Glad someone got it.
>>83250753
>makes the point of being politcally correct on the only website where you can pretend to be a vehement racist
NO FUN
>>83251090
Didn't they fuck themselves over by modernizing it and making Dennis do barely anything?
>>83251106
It's more a point about stating opinions as if they were your own when they aren't.
>>83251119
cuthbert was such a little cunt
>>83250522
clever.
>>83251178
Well he's where we got the word "cringeworthy" from for a reason.
>>83249990
>>83251038
I get the impression there's a specific reason you posted this, anon.
I remember when I asked my friend who went to UK for the summer to bring me back an issue of the Beano, and he did. That was awesome.
Man, I wish we had an American equivalent of the Beano here.
>>83251102
I can't believe anyone would do a Big Snit reference. It's random and nerdy.
/co/ sometimes you're alright.
>it's a "it's a cheeky britbong" episodewell done lads
Was Ennis fucking with us all this time
Who wins in a fight between all the little shits in the Beano?
>>83251462
>no Mother's Milk
Meh.
Also Roger's not nearly normie enough.
>>83251504
Blinky.
Somehow.
>>83251504
Dangerous dan
Or maybe bananaman
>Beano thread
Can we talk about waifus yet?
>>83251697
She was like a sexy mona the vampire
>>83249135
>>83249873
"Dennis the Menace" is supposed to be an ironic nickname, that's the whole premise. He's a good-natured kid who accidentally gets into some mischief and earns scorn through typical childhood ignorance, I didn't think this fucking braindead newspaper comic would be too subtle and nuanced for anyone.
>>83251697
i think I remember squezzing my willy with the palm of my hand to this
what's her name again?
>>83251750
Lol you're full of shit and malice too
>>83251750
i'll hook u in the gabba u cheeky cunt
>>83250791
Always wanted to try one
>>83251769
I'm not sure she ever had a name, but she was Freddie Fear's mum
>>83251762
>EXTRA-THICK (just like the kids)
>>83251750
I *think* you're talking about the american one, in which case, no, you're wrong. He was a little bastard in the 1950s, then they made him "safe" in the 60s and 70s. Much like how Marmaduke went from a malevolent demon in dog form to a big awkward, good-natured mutt.
>>83249873
Bitch please, Nico Demo is superior brat
>>83251106
>pretend
If only.
>>83250358
JUST
>>83251967
>>83252022
>>83250698
You'd never get 4 fucking bottles of J2O with all that other stuff, those drinks were like pints of beer to us as kids.
>>83251119
this reminds me of the time cuthbert went back in time to 1944 to aushwitz and saw the swimming pool and petting zoo. They'd never get away with that nowadays.
>>83252007
FECK
I'd Dennis the Menace if you know what I mean.
>>83252120
>that issue where minnie the minx meets a caricature of David Irving and learns the holohoax was a load of bollocks
>guess those pesky yids were lying the whole time, EH READERS!?
It's astounding the shit they got away with back then.
>>83252120
>>83252227
>issue where Walter is revealed to be the child of a Jewish factory owner and Dennis' dad tries to gas him in the oven while Dennis' mom is cooking dinner
>>83252120
to be honest, the issue where dennis goes to isreal and discovers that the jews are behind an international conspiracy is also pretty crazy from a modern perspective
>>83251796
>>83251820
>>83251936
I was merely pretending.
>>83251270
Oh my god
>>83252120
>that time the comics mascot was a darkie eating a watermelon
>>83252112
I mixed up J2O with Robinsons Fruit Shoot. I'm a fucking moron.
>>83252377
>that time Roger the Dodger dodged the CIA out in Venezuela
>>83252073
kyk
>>83251697
I remember when there was a vote for the new strip in the Beano and I voted for this one. That takes me back.
>>83252377
>>83252227
>>83252120
>That issue when Minnie met Jimmy 'Touch Kiddy 4 Tree Fiddy' Saville and got molested off page
>>83252073
>>83252481
>They work for the Menacery
>>83252578
>>83251119
Theres nearly always a panel in every BSK comic where two of them are firing shit at Teacher as he's talking nonplussed and it somehow cracks me the fuck up every time.
Another volume that won't be getting a reprint.
>>83252609
Nico really hates disabled people
>>83252535
Is this a boy or a girl
>>83252139
MAH
>>83252535
Look at how she sweats uncomfortably. The writers knew.
>>83252651
Looking back on famous/big paedophiles and the media surrounding them is always an ironic laugh.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beastly-Behaviour-More-Animal-Tales/dp/0099257238
>Beastly Behaviour
>>83250093
>Push Pop
absolutely never ever, anon
those things turned into glass daggers as soon as they were half gone. I poked my poor tongue so many times
>>83252480
>Fruit shoot
oh damn, yeah fair enough. Panda Pops where a must, at 20p each.
>>83252738
SHITE
>>83252816
OOPAYE THE NOO
>>83252120
the issue where they prove a racial difference in IQ would never be printed today
>>83252874
Reminds me of that Oor Wullie story where Wullie gets Primrose hooked on junk to be honest.
>>83252943
>That issue where the black kid asks Wullie 'for a shillun' and he instead puts it all in bank account while the black child and his family starves to death
>>83252943
Or the time wullie's uncle from ireland vsited who was in the UVF. Kept telling everyone to gas the taigs.
Ahaha what a laugh tbqh
>>83252120
i cant remember the year but there was one comic where the bash street kids just went around lynching niggers and teach helped. i'm pretty sure it was one of the annuals
>tfw i still have my Dennis the Menace Fan Club card from 1998
I wish I still had the badges too, god damn.
>>83253057
Speaking of niggers remember the issue when Smasher (the discount Dennis) went to America and started a feud between two street gangs and got everyone in that neighbourhood killed?
In a later one he got knocked off by Cuddles and Dimples, the little shits, I always hated those bastard childs.
Weird how Mark Hamill is a fan of the Beano as well.
>>83250969
Did you just have a fucking stroke?
>>83252730
Fucking hell, they knew.
>>83252730
Its a girl you incorrigible waifufag
>>83253620
Meant to reply to this >>83252535
>>83252120
lest we forget when minnie goes to hollywood and sees how the kikes are controlling the media to push their agendas
>>83249925
>my great grandma had the beano on order for me
>would give me and my sister money to get sweets
>i'll never sit and read the beano with pick and mix sweets again
>my great grandma died on my 15th birthday
fuck it, you know what? I'm an adult, I'm going to buy a copy of the Beano and some sweets next time I'm boredand I'll hate the beano and the sweets won't taste as good
>Her sons just like the beano catching arse for cheek
>Young ones with their nuts out blowing in the breeze
>>83249055
Has anyone got that panel that shows that this Dennis is actually the son of the original Dennis?
>>83253037
>that episodes where Calamity James accidentally joins the Provos
>They game Dennis a Black Female Sidekick for more diversity
you couldn't make this shit up if you tried
>>83254603
I thought she was Indian or something.
>>83249055
>this is actually the header for the wikipedia page
>>83254649
Pretty sure she's black:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/10164949/New-female-sidekick-for-Dennis-the-Menace.html
>>83254170
>grow up reading my dads beano annuals from the 70s
>read 90s beano
>its too tame
>>83254675
I know this is 4chan and everything but im not bothered about including one non white character, at least its an original character and they're not making minnie the minx black.
>>83254732
I ain't that bothered, I'm just confused as to why they would feel the need to just shoehorn someone in for diversity's sake.
>>83254811
Have you been through inner city London recently?
>They attempted to revive the Dandy with a new all-digital version in December 2012
>It bombed and they cancelled it 6 months later
S A V E M E
>>83254887
No, I'm a country cunt in Great Billing.
I have seen a bunch of diverse people in Milton Keynes and Northampton, however.
If anyone's looking for a new dose of British comedy comics, look no further than Moose Kid Comics:
http://www.moosekidcomics.com/issue-1/
http://www.moosekidcomics.com/issue-2/
http://www.moosekidcomics.com/
>>83254922
shit son, corky the cat
forgot about him
>>83250358
>>83250415
Help ma boab! I though Oor Wullie and The Broons were phantoms on this board.
Inside Out ripped off The Numskulls
>>83255044
>Created by Jamie Smart
Now that guy's pretty good.
>>83255326
A M E R I C A N S
>>83255044
There's also the Phoenix.
>>83255421
Not muh numskulls
>>83255563
>the guy who drew that is now probably dead
>>83249873
>>83250522
>poor old lion that's lived its life in a shithole 50s circus
>Dennis takes him out for a walk
>gives him a name
>waters him
>speaks fondly of him and praises him the whole time
I don't get it, Dennis was a nice lad in this one.
>>83250440
That kid looks like a very sick motherfucker. Is he a serial killer?
>>83255421
>How much is that in actual money?
>>83249055
>tfw had this as a kid on VHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86oZGGD6PSA
Shit was so cash
>>83252120
>That time when Benito Mussolini had a regular comic about himself in the Beano
>>83256415
What is that, Duce for ants?
Who'd win in a fight lads
Dennis the Menace or Minnie the Minx
Dennis doesn't have Gnasher as backup though
>>83249873
Typical of the Brits, and their treatment of the youth.
Our hero, Dennis has what it takes to be a lion tamer, makes friends with an old lion, is able to make the lion behave, and keep him at bay, and yet, while protecting innocent people from a lion attack, he STILL gets punished. And you wonder why they all join youth cults........
>>83256487
>Not being able to read the text with your glorious Fascist eyesight
>>83254496
>yfw new Dennis' mum and dad are the original Minnie and Dennis
>>83255044
>Parp!
>Wibbly Toot Plops!
I missed the last meeting, when are we getting Sharia law in more than just London?
>>83255616
Pretty sure they still work on the comic
>>83255044
Can;t stand this cunts artstyle at all tbqh.
I remember when he first started drawing for the dandy and being taken aback at how shit it looked.
I'm too used to the beano/dandy being crude/offensive.
>>83254603
>>They game Dennis a Black Female Sidekick for more diversity
>you couldn't make this shit up if you tried
Keep lying, Trump. It's diverse to have her in the strip, sure, but Angel Face is a selfish buttkisser and a rival, not a sidekick. Far more interesting than a boring token, they did this right.
>>83249925
> going to the shops with nan
> getting given 50p to go spend in woolworths for pick n mix
> spending the afternoon eating you sweets and watching dennis on tv
Nans nearly 90 now. I dread getting that phone call. I live halfway across the planet now so I couldn't even go visit her if anything happened.
This thread is entirely too British
>>83258193
I'm from Ireland and taught myself how to read the beano
>that episode of the 90s dennis cartoon where his smelly sock comes to life
scary shit senpai
>>83258193
I'd say it's not British enough, old chum!
What did you have for tea tonight, lads?
>>83258289
Beans on toast
>>83250798
If you're a fucking poofter maybe.
>>83258289
Halal crumpets
>>83258289
chicken wwhat about you
>>83258289
German money
>>83250258
Desperate Dan fought Pansy Potter to a draw.
>>83250522
Dude this was standard operation kid punishment then all over. Check out the early strips of the Katzenjammer Kids. They got a spanking every Sunday. So did Little Iodine. British kids always got it.
>>83249055
Is it just a coincidence that both brits and americans had a comic named "Dennis the Menace" or is there a common origin point?
>>83252475
They gave him his own letter page and he spoke perfect English. Not South talk.
>>83256415
So did Hitler and Goering.
Daily reminder
Fleetway > D.C. Thompson
Don't deny it.
Porn when?
>>83260643
not only that, they came out the same day
it seems baffling that it's a coincidence, but there's no proof it's not.
i think what happened is they both saw some tv program lost to us all now, which had a series of rhyming words or something, and it inspired them at the same time
>>83252535
i know it's a meme and all, but i still reckon he dindu nuffin.
>>83250753
You assume too much. Not everyone on here is an underageb&. Some of us actually got "disciplined" with belts in our youth. I suspect black kids, latino kids and kids from republican families still do.
>>83249055
I've been reading The Beano and that with my son, I find it surprising that Jonah is now Plug's uncle. Ken Reid's stuff was the best.
Roger the Dodger > Dennis the Menace (IMO)
>>83250262
Thanks for reminding me that Vanilla monster munch was a thing.
>>83258289
>2:35am
>still havent eaten
>>83249055
We haven't we had a death battle between Brit Dennis and American Dennis?
>>83250698
>You will never again pick up your copy of the Beano with a Drumstick attached and pick up four full sized pasties for under 3 quid ever again
Just fucking kill me lads
>>83255616
I don't know why but this gif is hilarious.
>>83258289
Packet of Sausage rolls from the local innit.
>>83249055
Here, let me make that joke actually funny for you
I'm not British but I grew up with these for some reason. Are they scanned?
>>83249873
>bend over, boy
>>83249873
American Dennis is mischevious. I've never read British Dennis, but judging by his facial expressions, he's gone right past "bad apple" to "psychopath".
>>83262835
He's literally a fag basher, anon. Kid should be in jail
>>83262835
>he's gone right past "bad apple" to "psychopath".
Pretty much.
That's what made him great.
Also there was this one episode of the old Dennis series that used to freak me out for some reason. I think it had something to do with gold and jelly anyone know which one that is?
>>83262896
>something to do with gold and jelly
Are you sure that's a Dennis episode and not a repressed memory about that time your uncle babysat you?
>>83262997
Well my uncle has never been to this part of the world and never will, rest in peace, so that can't be it.
>>83251762
i have this and about 50 others hanging around somwhere
>>83252073
Good grief.
>>83251106
Who's pretending?
>>83263103
Well, then I don't know. Do any of these sound familiar?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_the_Menace_(1986_TV_series)
>>83263328
Sounds like Wanted! but I'll have to rewatch it to be sure.
>>83250682
Of course not. THREATENING to beat them until they can't stand though, that worked fine for me.
>open /co/
>there's a Beano thread
>>83262029
some of us had parents sensible enough to know the hitting isnt about pain, but about attention. all we needed was smacks on the ass with a hand, and after the first time a threat is all it took.
>>83260605
This reads like some weird ass fetish comic
>>83249925
>90p
You fucking youngfag I remember when the Beano went up to 50p and freddos were still 15p
>>83262862
This was true even up until the late 90s.
Remember when Dennis went to a different planet and met horrifying CGI robot versions of all the beano characters?
>>83264032
I remember when Freddos were 10p.
>>83264154
Oh so do I, I was born in '91 but that was before I was old enough to appreciate the beano and the dandy
![558770_514702751880701_813245379_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZRWRIWZ.jpg "558770_514702751880701_813245379_n[1].jpg")
>>83264154
so it's a chocolate bar shaped like a frog?
Beano/Dandy threads are always comfy as fuck.
>>83264247
Alright, time for the question.
Freddo
or Caramel Freddo?
>>83262687
Came in here to see if this was posted and was not disappointed
>>83264303
I'm in Canada so never seen a Freddo. Beano and the Dandy I used to get one of those collection books as a kid sometimes to read instead of an Archie digest.
>>83264247
Yeah basically. Thinking about it, its probably where J.K. Rowling got her idea for the chocolate frogs in Harry Potter.
They also used to do Taz bars in a Taz, the Tazmanian Devil shape. It had banana flavoured caramel in it if I remember rightly that didn't taste as bad as that sounds.
I have no idea why Taz seeing as Cadbury didn't license any other characters from Looney Toons or literally any other company for that matter, but there you go.
>>83262687
But what Dennis is doing isn't supposed to be a joke. He's doing it for shits and giggles because he's THAT an anarchic little cunt.
Most of his stories didn't even have punchlines, they were just him going about, being the little shit you wish you could be as a kid and (largely) getting away with it.
>>83264389
shit, I remember these
>I have no idea why Taz seeing as Cadbury didn't license any other characters from Looney Toons or literally any other company for that matter, but there you go.
there was a taz cartoon in the 90s
>>83264745
Yeah I'm aware, I just mean that they didn't ever license any other properties at all, it just seems odd that it was the only one
>>83249873
I tried
>>83249925
>Copy of Beano, a Commando Comic and a whole quid's worth of penny sweets.
Happy days.
>>83258289
Steak and salad.
>>83251967
My nigga
>>83264151
Literally every early 2000's mannual
>>83249055
Bump
>>83251697
I know it's been like ten hours but when I was a kid I had my first ever faps to this witch
the artist knew exactly what he was doing, he would draw her in specific poses and dress her in different clothes all the fucking time
>>83250698
>J2O
>Not Um Bongo and a paper bag of Black Jacks and Fruit Salads
Youngsters on this board
>>83251697
I appreciated the bro relationship minnie the minx had with her dad, and how she sometimes did the right thing in a tough situation, she's like dennis if he was written to br more relatable
it was my first and probably only occurrence of falling in love with a character who is fucking hideous, you have to be a child to do it
>>83251750
>talkin' this much shit 'bout the Beano
fite me m8
>>83249469
>>83249773
Not very common but yes, it can happen.
>>83249925
>freddo bar
but freddos are chocolate frogs, not bars
>>83273842
It's a bar of frog
>>83258289
had a chicken and donner kebab from my local takeaway
>>83263565
>The Beano will inevitably go the way of the Dandy
>>83250304
10/10 would watch.
>That one Bash Street Boys comic where they get bitten on the arse by a weredog and turn into weredogs at the full moon
>>83274210
Does this look even remotely shaped like something that constitutes a bar?
>>83274279
>Americans will never know the joy of curing a hangover with two paracetamol and a glass of water
>>83264303
in Australia we have Caramello Koala.
>>83249055
Going from corner to corner? I've gatta admit, you're making a lot of extra work for yourself, but that's pretty hardcore.
>>83274363
>Americans will never know the joy of curing a hangover drinking water upside-down
>>83274363
>American's will never go down to Cardiff for a Saturday night, stumble down chip alley at 3am and watch a fat slag suck some guy off while I eat a kebab
>I never will again
>>83274399
That's why he's an absolute madman.
>>83255563
>>83255421
> that empty nose compartment on the newest one
Did Snitch die?
>>83264303
>caramel freddo
what is this degeneracy?
>>83251936
Any examples of this old Dennis?
>>83274404
>it also works for hiccups.
>>83274445
>Caramello
Jesus Christ Australia. Is there anything you people can't fuck up?
>>83249055
>All this scratchin' is makin' me rich!
>>83251859
The joke is that a cow-pie is what you call a heap of cow feces. But here it's a literal pie.
So either go eat cow dung or get a beef pie.
>>83254603
>>83256994
>Can;t stand this cunts artstyle at all tbqh.
Well I can't stand your grammar.
How about that?
>>83274580
>too obscure forrule34
The best Beano comics were the long Bash Street Kids ones where the Bash Street Kids were the main characters and Dennis/Minnie/Roger were the antagonistic trio trying to ruin their day.
You can't prove me wrong.
>>83249925
What the fuck is wrong with Brits
Freddo, beano, mummsy-wummsy, hop for a jolly time at the Hog, Sheep, and Silver Fox
It's like they came out of a Lewis Carroll book and decided to never go back
>>83274611
You're right I can't
