Did we start this meme or was it Leddit or Tumblr?
Marvels shit can we stop talking about it
Dc rebirth deserves to be the highlight of the week for once
All this is is Malibu Stacy with a new hat
>>83207466
Rule here is we never do anything
ever
we don't want credit because the moment we pull that shit the board turns into a mess of attention seeking retards
>>83207516
>the moment we pull that shit the board turns into a mess of attention seeking retards
That ship has already sailed. This place has a lot of name/tripfags already.
>>83207466
Yes, the meme rises
>>83207516
>trying this hard to fit
/v/ is the other way
>>83207650
>trying this hard to fit
???
I just wanna see more edits.
I know, the thread's up, I meant like, I want to see more people come up with new edits.
>>83207466
Deadpool should be saying "I never had Cancer" or "I'm Actually Canadian"
Need a cyclops edit saying "I was wrong"
>>83208041
Someone should do Sheev saying "I am not the senate" or Anakin saying "I love sand."
>>83208056
>being this blasphemous even for a meme
fuck off
>>83208041
A twist of a twist.
>>83208064
Tom c'mon
>I'm not Batman
>>83208079
Not as funny as the "The Holocaust didn't happen" edit which has been around for years.
Superman: I was alway a human
Bruce Banner: Don't make me happy
The Flash: I am the slowest man alive
Wolverine: I'm the worst there is at what I do
Green Arrow: My name is not Oliver Queen
Thor: I was Loki the whole time
Spider-Man: I killed Uncle Ben
Aquaman: I'm actually afraid of water
Captain Marvel (Shazam): I'm actually an old man
Booster Gold: I'm really from the past
>>83207466
Let me remind you that DC did it first.
>>83207466
>DP loves chimichangas
I want this meme to die
>>83207498
I saw people making edits on twitter before that thread went up
>>83208220
But lefties like communists.
>>83207466
No, I have enough faith in /co/ that we wouldn't make something that stupid.
Barely.
I hope this blows up on Twitter tomorrow.
>>83208220
but Red Son looks cool, most of the reason why HydraCap is hated is because the costume looks like Crap.
>>83208225
Onus is on you to provide screencaps my man.
>>83208220
well you see, that was advertised as an edgy Elseworld book. Rich Johnston quote unquote called this Captain America''s equivalent to Alan Moore's "Anatomy Lesson"
>>83208024
...but Deadpool IS actually Canadian.
Now, if it was "I'm Actually American"...
Thinking about this has made me realise I'd love to read a Red Skull comic book that's written in the style of early Captain America books, but German war propaganda instead of American.
>>83207466
>I hate chimichangas
He does, though. He just likes saying the word.
anyone have the page from an anniversary special with all the different characters deepest secrets? the one with Wanda saying 'I meant "No, more mutants" and have been too embarrassed to say anything since
voteloki
>>83207466
>every picture is a meme
hi rubbit.
>I don't want to go Fast
>>83208218
>Superman: I was alway a human
i mean isn't this basically the point of american alien
>>83209578
I assume anon meant 'I'm not actually from krypton'
>I don't get cucked in every movie
>>83208218
Green Lantern: I'm afraid
>>83208218
>>83209749
none of that shit works. It's not about becoming a lame bizzaro it's about switching side.
>>83207466
>guise I need to know if I'm supposed to love or hate this
Kill yourself you tool
>>83209552
>I LOVE that hedgehog
Dont know if you heard me rite but this is the MF truth right here my nigs
>>83208041
MAURY! MAURY! MAURY!
>>83207466
I can't believe there isn't at least ONE elseworld where Batman did kill his parents
>>83207563
This
People say we have a tumblr problem and while we do have more tumblr then any other board the namefaggotry is far worse
>>83210652
there is. the one where he becomes Owlman.
>>83208220
There's a difference between an alternate reality and changing an intrinsic part of a characters history in a senseless plot twist.
>>83210682
I thought a cop did that and that's why he became a super criminal
>>83210697
well someone showed me a page yesterday where he hired Joe Chill to kill his parents and Alfred
>>83208115
"don't yield, back SHIELD"
>>83207563
>not immediately filtering every new trip/name you see
/co/ is very viewable for me now thanks to filters.
>>83208218
Let's try to do better than that.
Superman:
Bruce Banner: (unworkable. He has no obvious allegiance.)
The Flash: "No, dad. I killed her. Jesus. How many speedsters are there? All I had to do was change my outfit."
Wolverine: "Fuck you, Jeannie."
Green Arrow: "That's right. I own the company now. Everything we have done was to accomodate the hostile takeover."
Thor: "Hail Jotunheim." (Seriously. It just doesn't work).
Spider-Man: (Nope. His thing is responsibility. If he rejects it you just get 'Spider-Man no more').
Aquaman: "Hail EXXON."
Captain Marvel (Shazam): (Nope. Already has an evil counterpart who was good but became bad. But nobody obvious to betray Shazam to).
Booster Gold: "No. I shot him. And it wasn't even difficult. You see, people from the 25th century ALL have mind control powers - "
>>83210725
No, he hired Alfred to kill his parents
>>83210912
>making the dialogue longer than 2-4 words
>>83210930
then who was the third guy?
>>83210624
Before opening this image I thought it was gonna be Tony Stark saying "We are not mustache bros".
>>83210943
Owlman's little brother, whom he killed personally
>>83207466
>>83207498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMIA2jvc1A
>>83207466
That Spider-Man one is pretty accurate after OMD.
>>83210939
Well, I am sorry, but there just aren't very many lines that express something as ominous so pithily as 'Hail X".
>>83210912
>The Flash: "No, dad. I killed her. Jesus. How many speedsters are there? All I had to do was change my outfit."
After reading the Hail Hydra edits I actually started thinking of a long winded Flash diatribe
>What if everything you thought I thought went wrong was done by another person beside the one person you assumed it was?
>It was me, Eobard, I made you think you were responsible. I sodomized the neighbors' dog at light speed and took the blame so I could blame you
>WAT?!
>What sounds crazier, that I ruined my own life or that a man from the future in a reverse colored suit of my own went back in time got amnesia and did it due to a temporal paradox becoming my mortal enemy and absolving me of any blame for anything
>T-the second?!
>Exactly. I'm going to kill my wife now. Run, Eobard, Run.
>>83210906
>my name isnt there
good
>>83208041
well he is voiced by a black guy....
>>83211030
We're getting there.
>>83210912
>Hulk
"I pretend I'm angry"
>>83211151
...That would be a pretty good basis for a story.
>>83208531
I haven't even read anatomy lesson and I'm vomiting
>>83209800
But being against Hydra is a core of caps character these all go against cores
>>83210906
Holy gigantic fucking faggot Hydra.
What if it turns out that Steve joined a "good" version of Hydra that was latter corrupted by Strucker and the Japanese when they co-opted it?
>>83211317
The only good nazi is a dead nazi.
>>83211343
But Hydra couldn't be Nazi back in the 1920s because the Nazis weren't a thing back then
>>83211257
he goes against hydra because it goes against its ideals, it's not personal or even character defining.
"Violence in not the way"
>>83211446
>I kill other criminals to get rid of the competition
>>83210906
Add "cuck" and "meme" to that list
I enjoy the company of others
>>83211404
It was a permutation of the phrase the only good nigger, itself a permutation of the only good Indian. Itself a permutation of the only good Earthling--uh, never mind that last one.
>>83207490
LOL DC is fucking garbage.
>>83208220
Superman started out as a literal Social Justice Warrior in the 1930s beating up slum landlords and corrupt officials. He could easily be conceived as a Communist.
>>83211225
Oooh, read it. It could be considered the father of all great retcons.
Ah, that Alan Moore... did he ultimately set all of this in motion? And does he regret that, I wonder?
>>83211544
True. Although he was meant to be more universal. The 'Man of tomorrow', Nietzsche's Superhuman.
>>83208223
THIS
"I'm a virgin."
>>83207466
>>83211522
>herp derp MY brand of cape comix is better than urs
kys
Has anyone made a Dan Backslide one yet?
>>83212305
>83212305
God damn Dover Boys!!!
>>83210906
I take it you haven't enjoyed anything in years.
>>83207466
Doesn't matter regardless of source you'll still have asshats posting it everywhere just to drive another joke to the ground
>>83208220
Thing was. That was an Elseworlds
>>83207466
>implying /co/ isn't Tumblr
Love me before all others.
There are plenty of other laws besides Doom's.
>>83212286
did you miss the post he was replying to or
Sentient beings have no right to freedom.
Peace through democracy.
Can someone make one where it's Bane saying "I won't crash this plane"
More like, "Belongs on the wall of the Smithsonian Museum of Art"
>>83207466
The fucking Deadpool one triggers so fucking much.
It's like you absolute fucking idiots have never in your lives read a DP comic that wasn't made by Daniel Way.
Let me educate you a bit, Wade actually does hate Chimichangas, he only likes the sound of the word, not the food itself.
Fuck off to whatever meme infested shithole you came from.
>>83207466
Has there been one that said Absolutely Disgusting yet?
>>83212859
I like the sound too!
I was fairly disappointed what a real chimichanga tasted like.
>>83210906
>not a single /tv/ thread
This is why we need a /cape/ board.
>>83210912
Cyclops
>WOLVERIIIIIIINE!
>>83212634
Megatron is an autobot in the current comics though
>>83210912
With Booster we can just paste his head over Lord's in this panel
>>83208237
>2016
>being this retarded
>>83208220
That was an elseworlds, though.
>>83212905
It's just a fried burrito.
I fixed the Deadpool one last night.
>>83207466
I would love to see Batman shot his parents become canon.
>>83207466
Don't worry, Nick spencer can make this happen!
>>83213683
Flashpoint: Batman origins, or something, Bruce has to kill his parents to save the world.
>>83207466
We don't know who struck first, us or them but we know it was that here come dat boi
>>83213559
Now this is actually good.
Thank you, Anon.
Seriously
What would /co/ reaction be if DC came out with a comic like this? What would fall out be in the twittersphere?
>>83213718
I was thinking about that.
>>83212624
>>83212634
This is good comedy.
>>83207490
It's too late for that. Go cry somewhere else.
>>83210912
>Hulk create!
>>83207466
>I hate chimichangas
But this is true. The whole "chimichangas" thing started in Cable & Deadpool, where Deadpool goes to a mexican restaurant, is chanting "chimichangas" the whole time, then orders a burrito instead, clarifying that he hates chimichangas but loves the way it sounds.
This then was turned into "LOL DEADPOOL LOVES CHIMICHAMMIS XDDD" thanks to Way being a retard. But the original canon was that Wade doesn't actually like them, he just likes their name.
>>83213730
Have him point out to a stranger in the opera bathroom that his parents are rich.
>>83210697
I think that was Prometheus?
>Punisher
I killed my family
>>83210906
I like you. I should really do this, but I don't want to put in the effort and I hate myself.
>>83210906
>Forcing everyone to show up as anonymous
>>83208223
Enchiladas are great. Good taste wade.
>>83210912
The Flash:
Prof. Zoom - "It wasn't me Barry."
>>83214310
>"It was you, Barry."
DAREDEVIL IN A FAT SUIT?
>>83213828
>Dr. Light "rape is wrong"
>Hail LGBT
>>83214331
>Dr. Light "I'm a feminist"
Should I make a template once I get to my PC?
we're full
>>83207516
>Rule here is we never do anything
>ever
>we don't want credit because the moment we pull that shit the board turns into a mess of attention seeking retards
newfag please lurk more
>>83210906
I don't even know how the fuck to do all that shit.
>>83214445
>tfw this might actually become true because of Disney
>>83208223
If i ever get to write a fucking Deadpool comic, i will have someone plop a chimichanga in front of him, which he will refuse to eat, and simply say, "Honestly, I've always preferred enchiladas, they just aren't as fun to say."
Unrelated, but is 4chins going slow as hell today?
>>83207490
Their have been plenty of Rebirth thread. Stop being a console war faggot and just ignore the threads you don't like
>>83214363
FUCKIN REKT
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH
BTFO
>>83214445
>I'm wrong
>>83211030
>Ah, but you see, Barry, it was ME who made you think that it was you who made me think that it was me! It was me in every odd numbered response in this conversation all along!
>tumblr and twitter stole our memes again
not surprised
>>83207466
Daredevil is not blind. His powers make up for being blind, he is just an asshole pretending to be blind.
>>83214653
It's true, fucking Wally West came back, there are now 3 Jokers, and fucking Watchmen has been connected to the main DCU.
You'd think normies would be all over the latter two developments but no
>>83207466
I don't get what's so bad, they will obviously make it out as a clone, robot, skrull, of Captain America in the end anyway.
>>83214802
>moviefag
>>83214975
>take a beloved, jew created character
>make him a nazi
>>83215038
But it won't actually be Captain America in the end anyway so it'll be okay.
>>83210906
Clearly a new /co/ user. The lack of frozen, man of steel and /pol/ and tumblr shows this.
>>83215103
Frozen and MoS don't get constant threads anymore
"Sieg Zeon."
>>83207516
>we pull that shit the board turns into a mess of attention seeking retards
Where do you think you are?
Fuck friendship and fuck space
>>83214310
But I caught him on the counter
>>83211030
>It was ME: BARRY!
>>83209800
It's about shitty and cheap subversion. Those are fine
>It wasn't me, Barry
>>83215910
>I'm a man
that should be more
>I want a man
Wondy suddenly lusting for a relationship with a man would be the bigger slap in the face
Don't rape the Joker, Batman
Anyone got a template or sumthn
Fuck it, I don't want to fine other options, I'll just kill it
>>83216394
>>83215910
>>83216295
that should be
>I don't hate necks
>>83210912
Bruce Banner: "I'm never angry"
![2011-04-15-beartato-iknow[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wBiezeY.png "2011-04-15-beartato-iknow[1].png")
>>83214750
>>83211446
Could just have him say "Killing is wrong"
>>83214526
LOL
>>83217489
I did have sexual relations with that woman
![President_George_W._Bush_discussing_Social_Security[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TU34Yvl.jpg "President_George_W._Bush_discussing_Social_Security[1].jpg")
>>83217624
you can fool me twice
>>83214526
It's too late anon. Deadpool loving chimichangas sells T-shirts and merchandise. At best you might get Kelly making an off-hand reference to it in his Spider-Man/Deadpool comic. (Which is actually pretty good if you haven't checked it out yet.)
>>83207466
It's the same userbase, who cares?
>>83217583
You know the fucking rules faggot
>>83211480
Thanks for helping me add to the list.
>>83218227
people still post about hunger games?
>>83218351
Once a filter is on my list I don't remove it, just in case.
>>83217624
>>83217663
you two are doing it wrong.
Bill Clinton: Hell yeah I hit that. I made her squeal like a jewish pig.
George Bush: incredibly intelligent, winner of nobel peace prize, adored by all
>>83218595
it's supposed to be concise m8, Cap said Hail hydra. He didn't give a treatise on why America sucks and nazis are great.
That boy is right.
>Stealing is wrong, kids.
>>83216732
you da reel mvp
Steamed vegetables and iced tea
I love Grant Morrison.
>>83207466
Daredevil kinda can see though
>Ihhiihhiihhiihhiihhiihihihihi
>>83218689
something about loving charcoal would be more appropriate
>>83218830
DC is a good company.
>>83218878
Nah.
>>83218770
Get the fuck out of here, Lupin.
>respect the police coming straight from the underground
>>83219015
>police officers arresting a man because of his illegal actions and not because of the color of his skin or social class
>>83211030
>Glad I could make it, Arthas
>>83210906
˃Not using vertical pipes
How's this?
>>83215910
It should be
>I hate everybody
>>83208220
in an elseworld, if cap said Hail Hydra no one would care, hell in the Marvel's the end Cap was a cannibal and no one complained because it was just a what if story.
>>83208041
>>83210648
Not again, not again!!!!
>>83219869
Oh fucc
>>83218906
Marvel fans are the most fair and unbiased people on the internet
>>83208041
Would make more sense if he goes
>I WAS A SEPARATIST ALL ALONG
>>83211493
Welcome to my swamp
>>83207516
Newfag I was in the thread this shit was queefed into existence. We don't want credit? From who? Us? Nobody gives a shit about us, especially us.
Someone make this please.
Iron Fist: I don't like black people.
From one of the other threads
I don't give a shit, I just wanted to make this for a while
>>83220630
DC fans exist.
>>83221247
anon always post logically and without petty
>>83211480
Why would he filter his own posts?
>>83215626
I'm gonna build a wall and Zyuland is gonna pay for it.
>>83212193
Underrated post
>>83221415
Someone should do that animal from Starfox 64 where he says
don't do a barrel roll
>>83220831
Saved
>DON'T DO IT!
>>83207490
>>83211522
Let's be completely honest, right now both Marvel and Dc are the worst they have ever been.
Teki.
>>83213559
Make it black and yellow
SET A COURSE FOR GAYDAR 12 KIF BECAUSE I SURE CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF ALIEN COCKS!
Anakin - I love sand
>>83221716
>>83221583
DC, no. At the very least, they're TRYING to pull themselves together and undo Nu52 with ReBirth. Marvel on the other hand is going out of its way to be the biggest douchebags in comics.
>>83221737
Roscharch saying yes? Ozymandias saying I haven't done anything yet?
>I sure am looking forward to a long day's work at the Krusty Krab!
>>83221801
I made this one for the other thread
>>83221855
top kek
>I just want boyfriend and don't care about galactic domination
>>83221556
>Some dreams should stay dreams
>>83207690
>>83207650
>trying this hard to fit
/fit/ is the other way
>>83210906
>MLAATR
In our defence, it's one genuine ban evading autist that keeps making threads because he thinks drawfags will stop by, even though they've all left because of his constant sperging.;_;
>It's year 2005
>>83219869
amazing anon
>>83208857
All you need to do is adapt your pick of Landser dime novels.
>>83210906
Your filterfu is ok anon. This isn't mine but I hope you don't end up like this.
>>83208220
Communists aren't the arch enemy of Superman despite some dumb books where it was abused. His enemies are bald guys and fat guys who like to sit in chairs.
Yet Hydra is Caps arch enemy.
>>83207466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ
