Wouldn't this be a pretty awesome twist?
>>83195506
Wouldn't that make him owlman or something?
>There must always be a Batman
But he did not shoot the deputy
>>83195506
That's just Earth 3 Owlman
isn't that the premise of their deaths in batman begins?
that his inaction ultimately caused his parents deaths? basically means he shot them.
>>83195637
huhuh
what if wonder woman...had a penis
It would be better if alfred did it cuz they were gonna sell bruce into child sex trafficking
>>83195506
>>83195506
That is the origin story for Catman laid out in Villains Unlimited.
>>83195506
Are you implying Joe Chill is future Batman?
>>83196257
10/10
>>83196257
>Fuck pizza time.
>>83195607
Yes, that's literally Owlman's New 52 origin.
Keep em coming anons
>>83195506
Someone do one with Iron Man where he says " I am not Iron Man"
>>83196695
>I hate booze.
>>83195506
>>83196257
>I blew up Krypton
I sense a good meme brewing family
>>83196257
>I am not a man who gained the proportionate abilities of a spider, I am a spider, who gained the abilities of a man. Peter Parker has been dead since that fateful day that I bit him.
>>83196081
A big one!
>>83196695
Iron Man actually WAS just Stark's bodyguard all along. Stark just pretended to be him to protect his identity so that his family wouldn't be targeted by Iron Man's villains. In truth, Stark couldn't put together an Ikea bookcase.
>>83195637
kek
>>83196849
That's kinda missing the point. It'd be funnier if he said "Wasn't me"
>>83196849
>Not "It wasn't me"
>>83195506
anyone have anymore of these? I'm starting a folder.
>>83196916
>>83196934
FUCK typo.
Meant to say "It was YOU, Barry"
>>83196849
>"It WASN'T me, Barry."
fixd
>>83196916
He's not saying "it was me Barry" he's saying "it was me, Barry" as in "I am Barry and I did it". Or maybe anon just failed grammar.
>>83196964
>>83196916
>>83196934
>>83196976
That actually happened once, Flashpoint.
>>83196813
I'm deeply saddened that this never happened in Ultimate.
>>83196992
>REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE LATE FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS, RUINING YOUR BRAND NEW SHIRT?
>THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T ME!
>>83196992
this is one spicy new meme
>>83197039
Beat me to it, you cunt.
>>83196976
But she caught me in the shower
Needs a template
One with Magneto saying Heil Hitler.
>>83197039
But he does, you absolute fucking imbecile.
He only likes the sound of the word.
Fuck Way and his shitty memes.
Really good Reddit meme. Will it go down in the anals of history?
>>83196992
We laugh, but this was literally flashpoint. Just presented in a less stupid way. That's how much of a trash writer Nick Spencer is.
Wasn't the bullet he used to shoot Darkseid every bullet ever?
>>83197158
To be fair, at least this made sense in context whereas Cap hasn't been given the opportunity.
>>83197129
>4chan can't have fun or it's reddit
>>83197100
>Mutants are scum
>>83197230
>sacrificing self-contained story for the sake of cliffhangers
this is literally everything wrong with comics and all other forms of serialized story telling.
>>83195506
How about if Batman was really Darkseid?
It would explain how Batman 'beat' Darkseid all those times. No one was around to witness it (who survived) so he just said it happened.
>>83197328
>not "I have a gf"
>>83196849
Why the hell cant /co/ into humor and memes?
This is embarrassing
>>83195506
Meh. Not any worse than the Joker being three people.
>>83195506
this literally happened. least they had the decency to keep it in an alternate universe.
>>83195506
>>83197530
>"it wasn't a box of scraps"
>>83195506
>>83197420
>I didn't hit janet.
>>83197568
Batman being afraid of guns hasn't been a thing for decades.
>>83197488
The antimatter owlman looked so much better.
>Don't rape the Joker
>>83197596
>I want to hit her again.
>>83197632
let me guess, he capped the guy in the knee?
>>83195506
>>83197530
>>83197686
>>83197686
>Not "I wasn't right"
>>83197671
that he did. honestly can't believe how many of the nu52 designs sucked.
>>83197733
>>83197685
Shot the guns out of his hands.
Later there was even an arc where (after this encounter) he realized at some points he had to use guns, so he bought one, got a permit, and occasionally went to shooting ranges just to get more used to it.
It was a factor in the Bruce Wayne: Murderer? arc.
>>83197733
fuck, you win.
Requesting cyclops saying "I can control my powers" next to images where he 'accidentally' hurt people due to losing his visor.
>>83197686
I dig the idea, but I feel like it should be some variation of, "I was wrong."
/r/ this edit
OrI was asking for it
>>83197739
Cyclops is sort of like the Fonz right now, 'wrong' isn't even in his vocabulary.
And it shouldn't be. Because Cyclops is right.
Professor X: I could walk the whole time.
Magneto: I'm an Inhuman.
Black Panther: It's just shoe polish.
Dr. Doom: My real name is Frank Jones.
>>83197759
>It’s an 'S'
>>83197876
>It stands for Smallville.
>>83197867
>Professor X: I could walk the whole time.
kek
>>83197867
>Professor X: I could walk the whole time.
>I just don't like standing.
>>83197759
>>83197876
>It's only a letter
>>83196992
>it ain't me starts playing
>>83197867
>Dr. Doom: I'm not THAT great
>>83197867
Bane: For Me
>>83197488
>>83197744
I like both designs a lot
>>83196916
>Wasn't me
But she caught me on camera
>>83198168
>>83197938
>I could walk the whole time, I am just lazy
>>83197676
hahaha, ok. You win, that's 100 times better.
Frank: I shot my family
>>83197867
>Cyclops is sort of like the Fonz right now, 'wrong' isn't even in his vocabulary.
That'sthejoke.jpg
>>83198039
I second this!
>>83198469
>You CAN bring friends
>You're not such a big guy
>>83198505
>Frank: I franked my family
>>83198505
>>83198584
For some reason, I wouldn't actually be shocked by that.
>>83198538
>For me
>Ivy: I hate plants
Someone make a base, cause I thought of the perfect one
>Anon: btw I was a girl the whole time :^)
>Jason Todd: Killing is wrong
>>83197376
>replaces the violent and oppressive, but stable, rule of corrupt politicians and mafiosos with the random carnage of supervillains
>leaves the corrupt politicians and mafiosos with just enough power to engage in gang wars and impede actual progress
>intentionally spares supervillains to the point of stopping others from killing them
>makes sure they are incarcerated at an unsuccessful mental asylum he partially owns instead of an actual prison
>creates a mythologized cult of self around himself, complete with sigil
>is attended by devotees of his cause of varying degrees of loyalty with him as the undisputed master
>controls a vast workforce whose efforts exist to benefit his crusade
>is involved with events impacting the whole universe but his absolute domain is rather small in comparison
Guys, I think Grant Morrison really dropped the ball with Final Crisis.
They had it coming.
>>83198778
But anon we all ARE girls here
>>83197420
>Not There never were Pym Particles
Lex: I used Nair
>>83198332
>tfw he'll never come back
>>83197842
What is this? Google fails me.
>>83198979
>I love Superman
>>83198979
>I actually have hair
>>83198505
>I regret everything I've done...
>>83197420
>I shrunk the kids.
>>83198979
Lex: There were only 39 cakes.
Ash: Pikachu, I don't choose you
>>83199060
underated post
>>83199022
>Implying he doesn't love.
Lex luthor just wanted to be superman himself but he can't because he is human.
It is canon.
>Black bolt: I can talk
>>83199017
Invincible
>>83199085
>I donated 40 cakes
Light Yagami: Nothing went as planned.
>>83199085
>>83199148
>I paid for the 40 cakes
>Meme-Lord: Dance down, bro
Yugi: I cheated.
>Power Girl: They are fake.
>>83199183
Alternatively . . .
>Light Yagami: I have no idea what I'm doing!
>>83199146
What's happening in that scene?
Bizarro: I'm actually an English teacher.
>>83199137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8BPv43vhE
Onslaught: The dream is alive
>Ozymandias: I haven't even begun.
Wolverine: I'm not actually the best
>>83199408
>Dr.Manhattan: It already ended, Adrian. Everything always end
>>83197674
It should be
>I raped Barbra.
>>83199408
>Not "I'll do it in 35 minutes"
John Lennon: The walrus wasn't Paul.
>Bendis: I do it on purpose
/co/: Brian Michael Bendis is alright, I guess
>>83199408
This! Or alternate wording: "I haven't done it yet."
Craig McCracken: the PPG reboot is good
>/v/: I enjoy video games
>>83199550
>>83199552
great minds, and all that jazz
>>83198505
>I'm a criminal
I feel like there could be one for that stupid, "Literally me" meme, but I'm having a hard time thinking of what the opposite of nihilistic would be, off the top of my head. "I'm stupid, ________, and have a terrible sense of humor."
>>83197991
>Dr.Doom: Richards was better than me
>It wasn't for charity, Clark.
>>83199593
>/tv/: I enjoy cape movies
>>83199624
Frank knows he is a criminal.
Trickster: "I didn't turn myself in, Flash."
>>83199313
that woman flying raped him
>>83196257
>Spider-man: I told that burglar to shot Ben
>>83199593
>/v/: I'm actually heterosexual
>Barbara's my daughter, Jim.
>>83199645
> "I'm stupid, optimist, and have a terrible sense of humor :D"
>>83199624
>>83199714
>I'm against the death penalty
>>83199773
>not "woof"
>/pol/: There's literally nothing wrong with being jewish.
>>83199593
>I don't wanna fuck that unicorn
>>83196257
>Everyone dies
>/pol/ is wrong
>>83195506
This would actually make sense as to why he's so insane and obsessive with cleaning up Gotham. Everything he does is driven by a guilty conscious.
>4chan: Upvote Reddit.
>>83199006
isn't he in this very issue
>>83199178
...Aquaman?
>>83199976
>4chan: The janitors are nice, smart, and fair.
>Aunt May: I'm actually your mother, Peter.
Fuck you Mark Millar
>>83199773
Nice.
>Hank Hill: I sell charcoal and charcoal accessories.
>>83197108
Can confirm
>>83200034
>Propane is actually pretty shitty for the environment and not that great for cooking
>That boy's alright
>>83200028
>/sp/: He does it for a monetary compensation
>>83200033
YOU FOOL
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
>>83200028
>4chan poster: I DID enjoy my ban.
Hal: I like hot dogs
or
Hal: I like older women
Spoiled cause it may shock nu-males, and change everything as we knew it was
Quesadilla: PeterXMary Jane OTP
>>83200084
>4chan poster: I was banned for a fair and justifiable reason
>>83200084
I always enjoy my bans though
I actually read comics for a change
>General Zod: Please Kal El. Take me back to Phantom Zone with the only I have left.
>*Superman breaking Zod's neck*
>>83199920
10/10
>>83200114
>"I deserved to be punished and won't evade my ban"
>>83199178
who?
>>83197039
>BLASPHEMY!!!
>>83200097
I thought it was a black Bobobo-Bo for a second there.
>>83196081
Color me intrigued.
>Badger: I love you Larry
>>83197686
It could be, I gassed the muties
>>83200097
>Spongebob: I was never ready
Scarlet Witch: More mutants.
>>83196257
>>83199788
https://youtu.be/tT55pvSe9R4?t=4m58s
>>83196081
What do you mean "if"?
>Alfred: Master Bruce, you actually adopted.
>>83196685
Holy shit is that Steven Amell in the back seat?
>>83195506
wait wait wait
what if batman were the joker this whole time?
>>83200258
>Martha wasn't your mother, Bruce.
>>83197733
Thread's over. Cut, print, we can't top this.
>>83200130
fantastic
>>83199178
Nice
we need a joker one
>>83200314
>Gordon: Truth was, Batman's been raping joker from the start
>"Yes, I'll move"
>>83196257
Get out, Quesada.
>>83200314
things would probably get pretty weird.
>>83200349
>I gave consent
>>83200385
>Quesada
>It's not magic, I can explain
>>83200349
>I fix spines
>>83200349
>I have no strong feelings either way towards the Batman
>R'as: The pit? It's my piss, detective.
>Bendis?
>Yes, that's right.
>Got it.
>*conversation ends*
we need an exploitable. a template
(or someone could just post the original)
Cap: Hail Hydra.
>>83200462
>I like Dane Cook
>/int/: Argentina is white
>"I'm actually don't have a sense of humor" - Joker
>>83200536
there's like 20 threads with it at any given time
>>83200551
OH MAN, COMIC BOOK READERS ARE GONNA FREAK!!!
>Trump: Viva México
>>83200349
>that's funny
>>83200593
I wonder if Jared Leto was behind that twist.
>>83200536
>>83195637
Well Played friendmigo
>>83199920
Terrigen is a placebo
>>83200349
MOM'S GONNA ENJOY THIS
>>83200650
I just want you to know that I am picking up what you're laying down
>Trump: Jeb is going to be my VP
>>83200349
>I'm indifferent towards Batman
>>83200650
>always compromise.
>>83200472
>I'm not really black
>>83199645
>That man is not me.
>>83200706
>We did Hillary, we broke the party.
>>83200734
THE FIEND.
>>83200130
Best one itt so far
>>83197759
>Man_of_Steel_2.jpg
>>83200734
>>83198538
>Getting caught wasn't part of the plan
/mlp/: Horses aren't very sexy
>>83200529
Underrated fucking post.
>>83196257
Directed by Zack Snyder.
>>83199989
He's killed off in this issue.
>The Rock: I can't smell what I'm cooking.
>>83200841
Don't broke kayfabe!
>>83200650
Don't do it
>>83199408
Rorschach:
>The whores and politicians will cry out SAVE US and I'll whisper...okay
>>83200919
well shit now I'm mad at Spencer for that
what a cunt
>>83195637
