This would've been Barn Mates Edition if not for France Edition
Previous thread: >>83187050
>"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
"I got yo number"
sounded very not peridot
also lapis for biggest bitch in the universe
>>83192582I'm high
>>83192582
VIVA LA FRANCE
>>83192638
meme gem
>>83192638
It's the Purple Gem's influence. How do we save the pure?
So we all agree that what Lapis did through the entirety of Barn Mates was not daijoubu?
Leaf Gem is best Gem.
This is the blue gem.
>>83192638
Blame the resident Lapidot shipper.
>>83192582
xth for I DON'T WANT YOUR GARBAGE
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
I really really wanna give you the d
>>83192701
Is it, though? Is it, really?
>>83192582
We're back, baby!
THAT BLOODLY ENDING
Why does Lapis look so short and shitty in these recent episodes?
She just... doesn't look like I remember her looking.
Maybe it's just her expression?
EYEBALL
Who would the cast be in TF2?
>>83192775
Why are the gems here? Just to suffer? Rubbing their noses in bloody battlefield dirt. Drawing in resources...just to combat homeworld
>>83192642DUDE
I NEED pictures of Bob
>a whole other week to see what happens
Peridot Bowl when?
>>83192582
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
So Lapis is easily one of the strongest gems we've seen right? (Around water of course)
>>83192863
>>83192582
Would you guys rather fuck Lapis or Rose Quartz?
>>83192888
you realize we already have Hit the Diamond and Steven Floats both in English right?
>>83192931
Rose, 100%
>>83192701
That's why the people of. This. World.
Believe in.
Diamond
Lapis
And Sapphire.AND (blue) PEARL
>>83192775
>>83192846
>>83192888
Just watch the next episode what are you waiting for?
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe-Season-3/Episode-5?id=70458
>>83192931
How is this even a question Rose would be so much fun and Lapis would literally be a wet blanket.
>>83192931
rose. how is this even a question?
>>83192931
I'd fuck Lapis, but I'd marry Rose
>>83192787
well, the first time she was freed, she was quite refreshed from being stuck in the fucking mirror. Ocean gem made her even better when Steven fixed her gem.
Now she's technically saved from Malachite, but she's stuck on the shithole called Earth.
So yeah, she's a little pissed.
Hopefully the townie arc will feature a happier Lapis
>>83192933
Let him wait for it to air.
I can respect some one who avoids leaks.
>>83192904
I would never expect a baseball uniform to give me such a boner.
Not since that one porno with Mandy Mitchell in a baseball outfit.
>>83192863
BUT BOB'S YOUR UNCLE ANON!
>>83192933
Where? The OP only has the frog versions.
I dont understand the thought process of having waited a week for this episode. You gain nothing. If we didnt have the full episode id understand but we do.
>tfw watching new ep for the first time
I'm enjoying myself.
>>83193031
the frog versions were in English
France airs shows in duel audio apparently
>>83192842
Burn Gimp, the Horsefucker, the Eurofag, the Retard, the Kiwi, the Twink, the Other Retard, McNigger, Dr. Giggles
>>83193026
>BOB'S YOUR UNCLE ANON
If this Bob was my uncle , I would let her make me a man.
My wife is beautiful.
>What's that shadowy place over there?
>Oh...it's Jersy
EVERY TIME!
>Get a job at a local coffee shop, come home to a wacky roommate...
Heh. Foreshadowing.
>>83193066
Nice dubs, but you're late and alone.
welp, lapis went from waifu material to generic emo trash.
was a fun series while it lasted folks
wtf is this bullshit she clearly saw them and also said thank you at the end of the episode she fucking KNOWS something
>>83193019
I've never noticed how hot that pic was until you said it
>>83193124
cuck
No Madridista Mega yet?
Did anything get censored in the American airing? Do you think Lapis saying "sucks" will get censored in Hit the Diamond?
>>83193100
"You must never go there Lapis."
"But I thought a Crystal Gem could do whatever she wants."
>>83193133
Punished Ruby is secretly part of the Homeworld Resistance Movement
>>83193124
And it bumped her up from cute to best Gem.
>>83193158
America isn't THAT bad with censorship, are they?
>>83193179
>a week late
>>83192582
>The present wasn't a mirror
Missed opportunity.
>>83193158
Pretty sure Lars has said "sucks" before
It's not a huge deal anymore
>>83193133
Punished Ruby is one of Rose's sleeper agents
>>83192981
>please turn off ad block
nah senpai, i'll wait till next week
>>83193235
Why would it?
>>83193235
eh, they used the ptsd joke with the lake, there was no need for it anymore
>>83193268
Peridot thought the mirror in Steven's bathroom was really neat.
>>83193293
Hi everyone, I'm Peridot
>>83193235
>Missed opportunity.
To watch Peridot die? Because I'm pretty sure that would have gone south in a spectacular fashion.
>>83193179
>is half the bitrate of the french release
garbage
>>83193229
>French versions are in the OP
>Mad fully aware and gives us the US version for those who care
>anon acts like a fag
>>83193227
I think they allow one bad word per season.
>>83193057
And I don't understand the thought process of hunting down all the new episodes to watch them as fast as you can. You just end up waiting even longer for new stuff to come out. Never thought I'd see faggots wanting to go back to a bomb-hiatus schedule so bad.
>>83193124
Lapis can do literally anything and the fandom will still adore her.
She's THAT cute
>>83193295
As expected from Peri-chan!
>>83193295
>speaking in 3rd person
Fuck off, Peridot.
>>83193312
For drama, basically. Just as Lapis is finally coming around, Peridot accidentally sabotages it.
Maybe I'm just gay for cruel irony.
How long before Beach City is swarming with National Guard?
>>83193363
B-but anon this show iscute andgay
>>83193262
Ad-free downloads are in the OP.
>>83193328
You didn't have to watch it today either. You could just wait for the series to end and watch everything all at once. What's the difference?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83193323
yeah but mad records in really shitty quality. If I wanted US releases I'd wait for proper HDTV recordings and not someone screen recording the official CN Stream.
>>83193330
>Introduced
>Tries to drown 2 kids
>Pointlessly taking Jasper captive out of revenge, stopping the Crystal Gems from taking her prisoner
>Returns
>Leaves immediately
>Comes back and destroys Peridot's beloved tape recorder
>Starts acting really negative again
but she's hot, so it's k
Right, now that Lazuli has a wacky roommate, when is she gonna get a job at the local coffee shop?
.... Does Beach City even have a coffee shop?
>>83193400
Actually a finished series is way more enjoyable. We just enjoy the discussion andthe porn
>>83193449
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
>>83193449
The Big Doughnut is basically a coffee shop.
when does the ep air??
>>83193469
So Lapis and Peridot are gonna interact directly with the humans? Now, that will make the difference between them and the CG
>>83193388
SOON FELLOW SOLDIER
YOU BEST BE GREEN ON EVERYTHING OR YOU'RE GETTIN A COUNSELING
>>83193493
It already finished airing.
>>83193429
>cherry picking
Now see you you-
>she's hot
well alright then.
>>83193469
Son of a bitch I can't believe I just got this
>new compact look and capacity for friendship!
I love Zuke's animation of Peridot in the opening scene.
>>83193475
The New Lars - Sadie has to fire Lars, so she needs to hire a new Lars, she hires Lapis
>>83193493
We won't be getting anything new for a while given the French Bomb that happened
>>83193529
I'd pay to see that.
>>83193158
I can't wait for the UK version of Hit the Diamond. Every time Ruby and Sapphire flirt, it just cuts to Greg playing guitar.
>>83193529
This sounds promissing. Would watch.
>>83193451
depends on if we get DVDs. This is Cartoon Network we're talking about.
>>83193227
no we are not
>>83192642onwat
pbbbt
I hope Jasper is okay.
>>83193586
I wish the US would do that.
>>83193616WEED LMAO
>>83193529
Gems working just sounds silly.
>>83192747
That's going straight into my Zuke folder.
>>83193469
>Lapis flies so fast she easily drives competition out of business.
>Gets sued for being an illegal alien taking our jerbs.
>>83193640
MEMES DOOD
>>83193629
Me too.
>>83193643
well how else is she gonna pay rent to Greg to allow her to live in the Barn?
Unless she just moved into the freaking Temple instead
So we were 2 threads split apart?
>>83193629
Don't worry, she isn't.
>>83193586
I chuckled.
>>83193640DUDE
>>83192787
Zuke boards her close to Peridot's height so they are more shippable together
>>83193586
>>83193716Why doesn't Greg piss in Ruby and Sapphire's mouth?
>>83193529
Please let this be the case. Lapis is an asshole who is actually entertaining.
>>83193629
>reactor explodes in her face
>survives reentry and impact
>whole ship explodes
>bursts out of the rubble
>mostly unharmed, merely pissed off
She's the Juggernaut, bitch.
>>83193692
talkback thread was supposed to be for people that didn't watch the french episodes ahead of time, but I guess that didn't work out
zuke is a living meme
>>83193097
That's MY wife anon.
>>83192582
>Two more episodes till cancellation
Who hype?
>"A big part of Lapis' character is manipulation." - Rebecca
What did she mean by this?I hope it means that Lapis won't continue to be treated as an innocent dindu, because she's done more bad shit than Jasper yet is treated way more sympathetically.
>>83192638
>>83192662
>>83192747
She's imitating Steven's line in the same voice he used. She learns from watching others, this is already established.
>>83193328
Its not that. Its the arms race. If I don't watch it, faggots on /co/ will, and those fuckers will spoil me.
>>83193353
Peridot thinks you're a faggot.
>>83193810
>putting your finger in your eyelid to pull it down
>>83193669
>>83193526
Around this part? Sugar boarded that
>>83193790
Get away from my wife you freak.
>>83193669
>>83193790
>>83193097>mfw I am cucking both of you
>>83193831
>imagine the whole series with Peridot speaking in 3rd person
>>83193808
She meant to buy all the Lapis merch today!
Gotta buy them all TM!
>>83193857
How did you know?
>>83193788
I wish either of those things would cease to be true.
>>83193643
Why? They've pretty firmly thrown their lot in with the Terrans, so they may as well find something to do.
Honestly, it's always been weird that the CGs don't have jobs. Where the hell does Amethyst keep getting all that food she scarfs down constantly?
>tfw no cheesy su music video using fastball's out of head song
>>83193854
No wonder it looked like shit.
>>83193865
Get outta here
>>83193889
I just know anon.
Lapis "rape victim" Lazuli is the most annoying character. She's only redeemable when she is cute to Steven.
Lapis is my wife she told me herself. She told me she loved me.
>>83193941
I like this world you guys live in where goodness is proportional to cuteness.
>>83193941
But she'sfuckable
>just tell me what you want from me and I’ll do it
What did peridot mean by this?
>>83193924
>I just know anon
She's still mine
>>83193854
That looks nothing like Sugar though.
>>83193966
is that pearl talking or you
>>83193941
Agreed
Hopefully she gets a redemption arc though
>>83193961
That was Pearl in a Lapis costume
>>83193962
why do you think autists like this thing
>>83193961
>>83193983
Get the fuck outta here.
>>83193857
>>83193790
>>83194010
you can fit a lot of dick in that mouth
>>83193971
>>83193989
It exactly does
Pic related, her part she boarded in Too Far and posted on tumblr about it
Pick one.
>>83193854
Well that's why it's so good. No wonder she is the big cheese. The head honcho. The big kubomba.
>>83194068
Fuck off Sucrose, I pick A L L
>>83193962
Such is the human condition. Its an important evolutionary trait, otherwise men would never want to be anywhere near women, and would leave those horrid babies to the wolves.
>>83194068
Sailor outfit Lapis a best.
>>83194068
Bottom right is cozy.
>>83194068
Everyone of them at the same time.
>>83194068
Bunny girl ofc
>>83194057
Sugar is a CalArts student.
That looks nothing like CalArts.
>>83194068
Original flavor
>>83194154
Because she's not
>>83194154
>this meme again
no she didn't dumb cunt
>>83194178
It's shitposter-kun
laying claim to best gem/waifu
>>83194178
>>83194185
She did. Look at her work.
>>83194178
>>83194185
>replying to hellen jo
>>83194154
She lied about going there
>>83192931
Lapis 100%, I physically cannot be attracted to fatties and Lapis would have literally the perfect body if she wasn't so small
I took a nap
What did I miss?
This is the dead gem
>>83193830
maybe... don't be on /co/ for a while? Or at least stay out of /sug/ till the airing schedules line up again.
>>83194196
post her then
>>83194222
Filler
>>83194222
You missed...me!
Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow
Oh how happy she makes me go
>>83194125
>you and lapis will never wear kigurumi's together
>your dog will never hit blue screen when you order take out
why live?
>>83194229
>maybe... don't be on /co/ for a while?
I haven't been able to stay off this fucking website for longer than a few days at a time since moot got his filthy hooks in me a decade ago. What makes you think I CAN leave for a while?
Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>83194228
>greg penetrating rose.gif
>>83194222
rough sex
>>83194022
Alright.
when's the next episode after steven floats?
>>83194275
hot damn
>>83193124
weak
and do you call everyone with trauma an "emo"? are you a teenager from 2008? do you watch naruto?
>>83194278
Anon...
>>83194278
we don't know, the best guess is Too Short to Ride
>>83194278
RIGHT NOW
>>83194222
Oh man, anon, you wouldn't believe!
>>83192666
Why would you? I want Peridot defiled and ruined,mind fucked asunder in a truckstop bathroom, a dirty wad of hundreds stuffed in her old limb enhancer as Lapis keeps watch for the police.
>>83194232
Why don't you and your downer go sulk somewhere else? You'll never be as charming as perry.
>>83193083
Heavy is one of the most intelligent classes, not knowing he has PhDs in Russian Literature studies makes you seem like "the Retard"
>>83194258
i think I like the lapis ones better
>>83194278
no fucking clue
>>83194221
Rose isn't fat, she has Jasper's body with slightly less mass on top
Don't believe tumblr's lies
>>83193586
the uk version would be what the french aired you retard
>>83193124
You will not be missed.
>>83194278
In the year 2020
>>83194316
Peridot sure had separate eyes in the past
>>83194275
>tfw you will never feel peridots warm socks glide across your chest
why liv?
>>83194350
So there's a chance the US version will be even gayer?
>>83194369
Earth made her brain damaged, please be polite
Lapis is a huge flirt.
>>83194278
supposedly some time this summer because it's the "Summer of Steven"
>>83194347
>pregnant
>>83192582https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1888135#search=Steven_Universe
>>83193083
>Dr. Giggles
Okay, you got me.
>>83194339
her thiccness approaches fat levels, probably ate too many snacks.
>>83193941
after all the shit that's happened to her, are you really surprised to see her act like a bitch? Peri's lucky she only got poofed once, Lapis got more baggage than an airport carousel.
Is she the leader of the Crystal Gems? Defend your position.
would you?
>>83194396
i doubt that anything was censored in hit the diamond. nothing was way too sexual in it for prune europeans
>>83194229
The schedules aren't going to line up.
>>83193586
Speaking of censorship, the strangest thing happened. I remember the Rose/Pearl scene being uncensored some months ago, but now the reruns are censored. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention? Cartoon Network RSEE here, by the way.
>>83194400
>nya~hahahaha~~!!!
>>83194369
eyes get larger the closer a character gets to steven emotionally.
>Barn Mates airs
>everyone is still talking about Hit the Diamond
poor Zuke
>>83194435
She is the pet of the Crystal Gems because she is a gem pet.
Pick one.
>>83194450
>>83194350
Listen dipshit, firstly it was a joke. Secondly, are you sure about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm2403n3R7Q
>>83193158
Why would they censor sucks?
>>83194488
none
>>83194435
No.
Garnet's keeping the seat warm for Steven.
>>83194452
How do you know? You wouldn't have seen it
>>83193616
ew spider
>>83194258
jeez, that rhyme is awfull anon.
what does
>how happy she makes me go
even mean?
maybe try a different first word if you cant get three rhymes out of it.
maybe Lady of the screen
then you don't have to butcher the English language for that last line.
Perry-Cherry
>>83194479
>ad populum
>>83194324
Hey I don't mind, I do this purely for fun. You can have your own taste in stuff, plus what I've heard, the poem is not that great. But hey, I like it and I wanna share the thing I like that is something about my favorite fusion with you guys so ya'll can enjoy it.
>>83194536
Lappy'll pop her cherry
>>83194068
navel flavor
duh
>>83194396
I doubt it. Unless they actually outright kissed at some point, you can't get much gayer than what we had.
>>83194568
Lapis' track record with fusion isn't very good
Garnet will gut her if she tries anything
>>83194503
that wasn't done for being gay. It was done for as i mentioned "way too sexual for prune europeans". in the exact same episode dialogue between rose and greg was also censored. a kiss between lars and sadie was also removed. europefags are just retarded
>We Need To Talk censored
>America is less of a prude that Europe for once
Feels good man. Sorry about your Cartoon Network, UK.
>>83194592
garnet can't be around forever
>>83192931
Fuck, I can't pick.
>>83194568
>>83194479
i hope she suicides on twitch
>>83194611
BLUE BOARD
