WHOSE READY TO PLAY BOARD GAMES?
>>83187867
>WHOSE
Buy a dictionary first.
>making the game pieces random objects instead of characters
People want to play as the gems, not Steven's guitar or Peridot's shoe.
This they make instead of proper action figures.
>>83189234
Monopoly playstones are traditionally random shit.
Don't you want to drive a tin van into her heart?
>>83189368
Lion and the van are great, but having pieces for their weapons or for the characters themselves would sell better
>>83189998
Well, there's Garnet's gauntlet right there. And one of Peridot's bionic legs. And one of Peridot's robots. That's really the only odd thing to me. There's no pieces representing Pearl and Amethyst but Peridot gets two.
My favorite Steven Universe game isCountdown to Cancellation.
>>83190118
SUCK
>>83187867
>the jail slot is the same as standard monopoly and not lapis crying in her prison cell in jail break
Dropped.
>pearl's $1, below even Ruby and Sapphire
confirmed worst gem
>>83190258
They never change those for some reason. Even the Zelda one has those and they make less sense than in this one.
I'm never ready to play Monopoly
>>83189234
But anon, people would just choose the best gem, having 5 pearls would be confusing to the players, but....
>..hundreds of pearls...
>>83190646
>having a pearl is a status symbol among gems
>$1
You can still have 5 pearls. If you're losing.
>>83189234
Dude, who DOESN'T want to be Greg's van?
>>83190959
That's definitely the best piece. The ukulele and the single leg are pretty solid too. Lion is the only one I don't really like.
>>83187867
>one CG on each bill
>pearl on the lowest denomination
This must've been made by Sugar herself becauseshe got it right.
>>83187867
Realtalk: why does this game keep getting licensed variants made?
Its creator literally developed it to teach children about how unfair and unfun business monopolies were. Did she really fail so hard that the game has become a beloved classic people enjoy?
>>83191146
>Did she really fail so hard that the game has become a beloved classic people enjoy?
Is that a rhetorical question?
>>83187867
>The gems fight their own species and go against the orders of their matriarchs to protect earth from being turned into a gem hubworld
>ALL NEW GAME FROM CARTOON NETWORK: BUY UP PROPERTY AND COLONIZE EARTH WITH GEMS AND SHIT
fuck
>>83187867
God, I hate Monopoly's resking bullshit.
SU doesn't even make sense for that theme.
Would rather have Kitchen Calamity.
Should have made a reskinned Twilight Imperium
>>83191146
But she totally succeeded! People have come to completely hate Monopoly especially because of how often it's played and the rules still suck.
>>83190118
ARE ALL PUPPETS
>>83189284
They know what perverts are going to do with those figures
>>83190086
Isn't that the pod thing the rubies came out of?
>>83188913
Notice that neither of the example use whose but rather who's.
Who's=who is/who has
Whose=possessive of who
>>83187867
> Pearl $1
> Ruby $5
> Sapphire $10
> Peridot $20
> Amethyst $50
> Garnet $100
> Steven $500
Never forget the official hierarchyWhy do these games never have custom corners anyway? Is it laziness or is a branding rule?
Monopoly is lame and the endless licensing is even lamer.
>>83190258
Just do like the storyboard team and use a sticky note, damn.
>>83187867
>Beta Kindergarten
interdastig
Where are my Peridot toys, I want to give them my money
>>83191473
>pearl 1$
fucking kek
>>83190264
>>83187927
Why do you think he wants to play fucking Steven Universe Monopoly instead of Scrabble?
>>83187867
what are the plastic gems for?
>>83192209
I got you familia
>angry Peridot
>Happy Lappy
>no Jasper
>fucking Onion
I know I'll buy these looking for Peridot and end up with a dozen fucking Onions and 1 Connie
I don't even know what that mug thing is supposed to be
>>83191146
Because it's one of the well known boardgames and the people who make it want to make money?
>>83194043
Garnet's fist.
>>83192081
Oh shit. I wonder if we'll get some lore out of this. Somebody has to get it.
>>83193843
At least they're not funkos. Those look a thousand times better.
>>83194164
They're actually from the same company that makes Funko figures
