So in light of the retards currently trying to make captain America a faggot, how can we use SJWs to convince marvel to put our fetishes in comics?
>make X-23 hairy again
>make Jubilee have a crush on a girl, but make her too self conscious about her own body and neurotic due to her condition as a vampire
>make an issue about Hellcat wetting her bed
>Gwen Pool steals Ms. Marvel's pants in order to boost sales for her own book and the issue involves Ms. Marvel chasing her down while wearing Disney panties
>some female hero who constantly gets her ass kicked like Pixie gets her head shaved by bigots
Come on /co/ fetishes and lesbian sub text were what made comics great in the first place. (Except Bendis's fetish) (you know the one)
I'm still mad that we never got at least one scene where Laura and Jubilee have totally straight girl on girl kissing.
That and I wouldn't mind seeing an issue where Kamala goes around pretending to be chubby.
Weight gain book that could cater to the "body positive" types with... Jubilee, I guess? There's not many Marvel girls I care for.
Ooh, but bring Ruby Thursday back since she's a strong female character who has no face because patriarcy
>>83177165
>straight
I think it is cannon that Jubilee is at least bi curious. Or at the very least enjoys/isn't opposed to kissing girls.
Plus they made her gay in runaways
>>83177215
>jubilee
>fat
Wait what? She has always been super petite. Karma got fat
Not a fetish but I want a comic of Boom Boom and Jubilee in their classic looks working together under the supervision of Dazzler.
>>83177255
Exactly. That's why watching her gain would be even better. Just make a whole book about Jubilee hanging out at the mall eating. Marvel don't give a fuck anymore.
>>83177280
Don't boom boom and jubilee hate each other?
>>83177296
You have weird fetishes, do that to someone like armor
>>83177131
>make X-23 hairy again
>make Jubilee have a crush on a girl, but make her too self conscious about her own body and neurotic due to her condition as a vampire
You don't need to convince the SJWs of this, anon, they'd be all for it from the start.Speaking as a libtard myself, I want those both for SJW reasons AND because they appeal to my fetishes, sue me
Brian Braddock gets kidnapped by Mojo and is body swapped with a Foot shemale prostitute assassin from Japan, and has to deal with conflicting emotions over their new permanent changes during the Marvel Swimsuit Issue.
>>83177241
I'd still pay for a bi-weekly pull at $3.99 for at least one panel of her and Laura makin' out.
>>83177355
Kind of but that's why it'd work. It'd be like every buddy cop situation.
Just bring Claremont back to writing X-men and 50% of the stuff in this thread will come true.
What if Magneto traps the X-Men and puts collar's around their necks that limit their motor control to that of an infants, then builds a robotic nanny and forces them to be adult babies.
Then Jean Grey mindrapes Iceman into becoming trans, and Beast into being a furry. Also what if Alicia cucked Ben Grim with Johnny Storm?
>>83177131
Book about Big Bertha please
>>83177402
He can't write the xmen well if he doesn't have total creative control. All of his best runs were either when there was minimal editorial oversight, ie early uncanny, Jim shooter era, early new mutants, Excalibur or when he was able to boss around the Simonson into taking his plots.
For him to be good he needs to be made head of the xmen department, have the EiC largely fuck off, and be able to write his book without worrying about events unless he wants one and with an x line he can largely control the direction of.
>>83177370
That's why I bought the first arc of harley quinn.
>>83177382
There is an uncanny story during necrosha where jubilee strips boom boom naked and then tries to check out Rictor's cock.
>>83177367
Kek, why have they never switched Betsy back?
>>83177131
Marvel Zombies except all the zombies are cute girls doing cute zombie things.
>>83177459
Kek it's funny because it all happened
>>83177131
Marvel girls join a circus and become clowns
I was under the impression that they were trying to make Steve Rogers a Nazi, not gay.
Or are we not talking about the writers?
>>83177520
>Kek, why have they never switched Betsy back?
Because she was a lot more popular as a Japanese woman. It could work for Captain Britain too now that he seems to have become more of a supporting role.
>>83177557
You know there are photos and videos of the girl who played dazzler in those YouTube videos both naked and as a clown? Gentry piper is her name is think
Bruce Wayne discovers he has a little sister who was raised far away in Japan for her protection. He brings her back to Gotham where she keeps calling him Onii-chan.
>>83177588
you're a good man
Spider-Man's crotch gets hit with toxic ooze giving him a micropenis that Mary Jane constantly ridicules as she fucks Iron Man in front of him. Written by K-Box.
>>83177619
>vandal_savage_public_ejaculation.gif
>>83177630
I thought we agreed no bendis?
>>83177602
>parents died close to 30 years ago
>loli sister
Why not just make it dick's kid?
>>83177131
>make many shapeshifters genderfluid, including Ms Marvel
>Spider-Man is a polyamorous pansexual that kisses all the boys and girls
>Carol Danvers is a crossdresser and always wears tailored suits when not in uniform
Jubilee learns that her farts are exactly like Laura's trigger scent so now Girlverine huffs Jubilee's farts whenever she needs to hulk out.
>>83177708
>make many shapeshifters genderfluid, including Ms Marvel
So again just get Claremont back, because Mystique was supposed to be genderfluid or trans.
>>83177559
>Give captain America a strong Aryan boyfriend
>>83177520
Eh Claremont had all those during his Xtreme X-men run but it was still shit
>>83177708
That's literally mystique, dead pool, and Rachel summers.
>>83177912
No that's gay. And not the good kinda gay where it's 2 girls and you can have a 3 some
>>83177662
Stop poking holes in anons lolicon fantasy
>>83177131
Giantess: The last work in Female Empowerment.
It's worth a shot...
>>83177727
>that pic of Laura eating Jubilee'stops Anus
Someone learns they're Gorgon's illegitimate daughter, but instead of getting goat legs they just get a ginormous set of hips, thighs, and calves and a mammoth ass as well. Though she pretty much just has Gorgon's powers maybe with seismic assclaps too.
#makedarksiedabroodmother
/co/ has weird fetishes
>>83177131
Gwenpool is secretly an adult baby and feels ashamed about it.
>>83177215
>fat jubilee
>>83178790
>>83178811
>>83178837
>>83178860
>Nightcrawler carries around young bamfs in his pocket that he brutally tortures and murders
>>83178893
>>83178911
>>83178936
>>83178983
>>83179015
>>83179037
>2013
>not on model
>wrong costume
>wrong power set
>Jean is alive
>Emma is a bad guy
>>83179159
ShhhhIt's just a deviantart fetish comic, you should really just relax
>>83178790
I remember this. Good times.
>>83179037
I always find these comics oddly fascinating; they're written so that a certain element is made prominent and the subject of focus and timing. And yet it's an element that means nothing to me. It's like watching a dramatic monologue be given in a language you don't understand.
>>83177402
He won't come back because Marvel forbade him from using Kitty ever again.
>>83178907
WHAT THE FUCK, ANON
>>83177131
Jubilee x x23 loving and raising the baby together.
>>83177131
Sue cheating on Reed would be cool. Namor's lame and I understand why racists would have a problem with BBP but how about cheating with on Reed with her brother Johnny?
>>83179705
Wait what why? That's fucking hilarious why won't they let him use his character who is obviously his favorite?
>>83179837
Willie Lumpkin
>>83179837
But he is also black
>>83177131
Buy comics.
They only pander to SJW because they are buying more than you are.
>>83180171
>sjws
>buying comics
You know hellcat sells like less than 20k and Ms marvel sells less than 30 k right?
Marvel and dc aren't in the business of selling comics they just own ips
Why does /co/ have so many jubilee fags?
>>83180645
I'm a /u/fag and I just want to see it.
Have someone besides Hopeless write this. And get Frank Cho on the art
>>83180645
>>83180878
To some extent I kinda feel bad for her? I mean, she's been much more interesting as a vampire than she ever was as a mutant.
>>83181571
One of the writers wanted to make her a mutant again.
>>83180903
>dat ass
>>83177131
>pick female character
>make campaign #MakeCharacteraSlut
>Market it as a role model against slut-shaming, and for sex/body positivity
>laugh as writers/artists struggle to fit in gratuitous sex scenes to please a vocal minority
we should campaign to make 'faith' a super skinny super model
More hamfisted tracts comparing modern conservatives to Nazism. And those Nazis will of course be sexy Nazi women.
And for extra fun the refugee stand ins will be cute Muslim women in hijabs in bondage.
>>83183085
/pol/ is cracking up because a bunch of news papers are blaming reddit for making t swift a Nazi icon
>>83177131
>Stealing Kamala's Pants
>Not using it as an opportunity for the debut of Pic Related
>>83184011
That's not sexy
>>83177602
that the dummbest idea i never read in my entire life, and i read my little pony comics, but this is beyond this level of stupidity
>>83177131
make X-23/Jubilee a thing
>>83177358
but anon SJW is a Marxist cult, are you sure you are a libtard ?
>>83185301
Why do you like fucking horses?
>>83185301
what kind of horse do you want to be?
Robin is still the only guy Jubilee has kissed
>>83187688
Gay
>>83180903
Why do guys like pregnant chicks?
>>83189850
Curiosity. Being pregnant is something men cannot experience, so that's pretty feminine and hot.
>>83189933
Doesn't sound right
>>83180645
Grew up with the animated X-men, she was my first waifu.
>>83190869
>england
>>83177131
you won't because they don't give a shit about your fetishes
they give a shit about tumblr's fetishes
if you don't like it then get off 4chan and get on tumblr
>>83178329
This. Provided it's a female character.
>>83180171
The idea that SJWs buy comics is one of the most legimately ignorant things I've ever heard. SJWs avoid comics like the plague almost by definition.
>>83195107
That's why we gotta trick tumblr like /pol/ does
>tfw no jubilee gf
>>83182729
Ms. Marvel or Kitty. Kitty makes more sense cause kitty is already a cunt
>tfw no jerk off marvel
>>83198314
I will never no peace from this feel.
>>83189850
I want to steal something that belongs to another man.
>>83201401
How do you steal a baby?
>>83177131
>implying /co/mbler will not defend this
>>83202047
By stealing the mom.
>>83177131
>SJWs ruining comics by inserting their crazy bullshit
>I wonder if my fetish can get in there
As someone who has seen multiple "SJWs ruining everything" threads today, I want to thank you for your fresh new take on this topic, and I wish you luck in your endeavor.
>>83177131
Marvel adapts the unicorn scene from the Deadpool movie. The result is not-Marigold Heavenly Nostrils in a bunch of flirty, sexually charged Deadpool misadventures. Lots of horse-themed double entendres and gratuitous butt shots.
>>83189850
A million reasons, and everyone's different. I like the ultimate expression of femininity tqbh.
>>83177602
I would read it.
>>83189850
Big round bellies.
>>83177355
The fetishes have more weight if they're properly linked to superpowers. Armor going Sumo Armor might work. Maybe some like Husk, who could literally peel the fat off and then gain it again.
>>83177402
What's claremont doing these days anyway?
>>83178515
It's still under control. We havent' gone to fluffy ponies or the floor tiles, at least not yet.
>>83178907
maybe I spoke too soon.
>>83177602
Ok just an elaboration on my previous post.
In Japan, Batman rescues a loli in cryostasis from villains threatening Wayne Enterprise only to discover she is his illegitimate half-Japanese sister whom his mother hid in Japan for fear of Thomas Wayne finding out of her infidelity. She was captured and placed in stasis years ago to be used as a blackmail pawn.
Batman brings her back to Gotham to live in Wayne Manor. After discussing with Alfred and the Batfamily he decides to keep his secret identity hidden from her. Unfortunately she starts becoming obsessed with The Batman after seeing him on the news and keeps sneaking out of the house at night to find him and get him to train her as Robin.
Most of the story involves her doing cute shit, getting into trouble, calling Bruce 'Onii-chan', calling Tim/Damian/Dick/Barbara/Kat 'Sempai' and Batman desperately trying to hide his secret ID from her.
>>83208086
>Protagonist finds long-lost family member in Japan
>Child of the affair of a parental figure previously thought to be faithful
Is it safe to critique her hair style?
>>83208086
Hmmm... What's cassandra's reaction?
>>83177131
No way you could convince SJWs to have femsub hypno
>>83179922
Probably because he wants to make her a lesbian
>>83189850
expand tiddy
>>83208295
homolust
>>83208447
What if it's 2 girls?
Also purple man already exists
>>83210741
Whatever man, as long as its good and as much as you can give me
also canon purple man stuff never gets that good
>>83210741
whoops wrong thread
and in response, purple man is rapist so no go
>>83210776
Purple man isn't a rapist. Purple man did nothing wrong. He was the protagonist in that Jessica jones show
>>83208086
Might be better if she was the result of stealing Thomas or Martha's DNA (or both, if half-Japanese isn't important) for some nefarious plot, and grown in vitro. That way, the late great Waynes get to stay unbesmirched.
>>83177131
>>83177630
>K-Box.
Now that's a blast from the past. Is he still doing anything?
