Autism is cute
>>83174359
Why do you do this
Do you have literal autism
Stop posting this piece of trash
You are the problem
Delete this and stop posting
>>83175332
It's too late for that
Massachusetts law does provide for a minimum of $750 per unit for tenant relocation assistance due to fire displacement. However, that is not nearly enough for the average renter.- some lawyer on some law website
Does he have a robot arm?
>>83175490
Robot hand
>>83175490
yeah
firework accident
by the way fireworks are illegal in mass
>>83175512
So he's commited arson before? Destroying this poor girl's life wasn't a new thing for him?
>>83175626
i mean he probably hoped the boarder to keene NH and used them there but yeah 2 incidents of fire destroying things. one more and he's a pattern pyromaniac
>>83174359
waiting on the fan edit they are so much better than the original work
>inb4 live at my apartment so we split rent
>inb4 work at coffee of doom replacing generic girl B
Has she been taking speech lessons from rorschach
>>83175626
Maybe that's why it burnt down
Hey wanna see how I lost my hand
>>83174359
Is she supposed to be autistic? I thought she was just foreign. Maybe just dumb, too. Autistic never even crossed my mind. That's not what autism sounds or looks like.
>>83175705
he lives in a dorm at UMASS with the UMASS bros
>>83175669
>>83175626
Maybe its his MO for getting laid.
>>83175669
Yeah I'm assuming he went to another state to set off his fireworks or at least to buy them.
Auctualy I think he may have mentioned the legality of the fireworks involved in some past comic but I may be wrong.
>>83175765
i think random girl was his first date ever
>>83175771
fun fact
the Boston bombers bought their explosives from a firework shop in new hampshire
>>83175761
Time skip.
>>83175777
I meant destroying the life of women to get them depressed enough so he can invite him to his home.
>>83175755
For some reason she reads to me as Lithuanian or someothersuch Easter European type. Then the name confirmed it for me.
>>83175755
To be fair they do seem to be classifying every disorder they possibly can as a type of autism now
>>83174359
So the punchline is that she doesn't know what renters insurance is?
>>83175332
filters, use them.
>>83176012
joke? no no ... no one cares, THAT'S the joke.
>>83174359
I want to cum in Bruns eyebrows
>>83174359
She's cute. I wonder if he's going to abandon her in a few weeks like Penelope and Cosette or shit her up like Faye and Claire?
>new female character
>is stupid because moe
>>83175858
Being foreign isn't really a disorder, though.
>>83175834
Yeah, I read her as being some kind of Eastern European girl who would grow up to be some poor saps angry wife. It might be the eyebrows and the body shape, honestly. That combine with the way she's written and the name, I'm completely fucking sold on that idea. She's gotta be some kind of take no shit foreign. I thought maybe German at first, but you might be super right. Lithuanian could be it. The darker skin kind of throws me off, though.
>>83176017
I know how it goes with this type one person forgets to put questionable content in the op (admitidly annoying because it makes it hard to find) and they lose there mind because 1 thread slipped past there autistic filters.
>>83175332
Nice bump from page 10 faggot
>>83176169
If she's Eastern European then the obvious answer to her dark skin is that one of her parents came from a Soviet aligned nation in Africa, South America, or the Middle East.
>>83176114
I want to titfuck her.
>goes from threatening to shoot a man just for asking for water to walking vegetable woman in the span of a few hours
That's a bigger character heel turn than even Hanners did.
>>83175834
Brunhilde is a German name?
>>83177238
At least she has an admitidly flimsy excuse of shock.
>>83176169
>Being foreign isn't really a disorder, though.
Isn't it, though?
>>83178884
If so everyone would have that disorder
foreignness is relative.
>>83179078
That's crazy talk you foreign bastard, I'm not foreign.
Either:
>Pre-op ends up with Brundlefly and autismo-girl gets bent out of shape over it. This will end up being the guys fault as he is white and straight
>Nothing happens whatsoever and he goes back to being in the background while Jeph picks a new collection of characters to achieve ultimately nothing
BONUS ROUND
>There's another timeskip and they're married or some shit.
Either way i'll keep reading this shit like a trained monkey even tho i, entertained by the most plebeian of entertainment, can't stand it.
I'm glad this exists. This is one of the few things I hate more than my own life.
>>83174359
No more slut mom or the never wrong tranny?
>>83180665
What's this, I hear; legitimate discussion of QC as if it were some goodly work of pen and wit?
Say only the word, friends, and I will do my utmost to stop this evil.
>>83180791
Bettlejuice?
>>83174359
Wasn't Brun bigger than Clinton?
>>83176434
it's clearly Sweden
I don't read this but I was wondering why does the shitskin cunt talk like that?
>>83183309
Either foreign or autism. Probably both
>>83183289
Brunhilde is a German variant of the old Norse Brynhildr. So she could very well be German
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1857542
>>83175755
Lots of writers seem to believe "emotionless robot" is a symptom of autism.
>>83174359
I really wanted to fuck that autist.
It would actually be amazing if Brown + Eyebrows was a skinjob.
>>83183100
They're around the same height I think, but it's hard to tell cause Jeph is super inconsistent. Look at panel 2 and panel 4 have different relative heights.
>>83183554
I'm glad Marten won't reproduce, he always had shit taste.
>>83183782
I actually thought that a few strips back too. It'd be a decent twist on Jeph's usual formula.
>>83174359
Yeah, she's totally going to move in with him.
>>83186906
Well according to banners there working on the tech or maybe it will only work for lesbians
>>83184698
Oh my God, that guy's body is disgusting
>>83188527
*According to hanners
>>83188573
Don't say that about Claire's mother
>>83183554
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1857542
I'm more shocked theirs more Sam porn than I care to imagine.
BRB, gonna rescrub my history folder....again.
>>83189428
Eugh
>>83177503
Well there are a lot of eastern European countries that have an extreme fondness for germans. Especially after being pact members. There hatred of anything Russian manifests into an affinity for the German whom they view as the antithesis of the that cursed oppressor. The validity of this perspective is irrelevant, but it does exist.
>>83188527
I always see super liberal and progressive webcomics, wonder if there are super conservative ones. Maybe there's a niche I can exploit.
>>83193226
If you want "super-conservative" web comics then just go to any old /pol/ and check out the dank maymays.
>>83193297
I'm not white, so I have trouble understanding their culture, especially the ethnic cleansing fantasies.
>>83180791
Candyman?
>>83175332
But we like complaining
>>83175755
I feel like her speaking style is supposed to convey an accent, but it's hard to tell with this writing.
>>83175332
Hello?
>>83193441
Only people with shit lives have ethnic cleansing fantasies. It's basically like this:
>my life is shit
>but it's not my fault or simple fate.
>my life is shit because of [insert group]
>if [insert group] didn't exist, I'd be rich and powerful and women from my group that fuck [insert group] would fuck me instead of being tricked/lured/bullied into fucking those other guys
>boy wouldn't it be great if there were a race war. Everyone's on my side so we'd kill all of those [insert group] and then I'll be rich and powerful and get laid
>because [insert group] is keeping me back somehow
>>83194260
Doesn't follow; see Cato.
Sometimes it is the answer. Destroying Carthage had exactly zero downsides
>>83175512
I live in Boston, and we get Fireworks for the 4th of July anyway. I live 5 minutes from a police station, and I've still seen my neighbors launch bottle rockets.
>>83193226
Jay Naylor might be seated in that niche, it's hard to tell.
Jay Naylor is also a furry who writes a lot of incest into his work.
So it's hard to tell.
>>83194358
I'm talking about today, not thousands of years ago.
>>83194548
Isn't jay naylor like some sort of libertarian?
>>83194840
no but Claire is a librarian
>>83176012
Me still following this comic is the punchline. The joke is my life.
>>83174359
Brun? So her name is literally Brown?
Is the redheaded guy named Ginger?
>>83198290
One of my friends is a redhead. I call her Red. She hates it, because it's the absolute lamest nickname for a person with red hair.
...but I don't give a shit. Haha.
>>83196549
All that science she can get one that is self heating, lubricating and with vibrating action.
>>83198618
he he ha ha you're so funny anon please tell us more
>>83200372
Well, if you insist. One time, I was taking a walk through the neighbourhood, when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Turns out there was a squirrel sitting in one of the driveways, and when it saw me walking round the corner it ran away. That was so neat, seeing a squirrel and all that. They're really fucking rare around these parts.It was a red squirrel, too.
>>83200983
you know the sad part is you still think you're clever
>>83201068
The sad part is that you give enough of a shit to try and turn this into a smug-off.
>>83201174
The important thing is I've found a way to feel superior to both sides.
>>83201174
the really sad part is you think you can win a smug off
>>83201220
gg
>>83201261
Ah-ha! But I can win by removing myself from the equation!
The only way to win is not to play. Off to bed! I'm tired as fuck, actually.
yeah run away with your tail between your legs should be easy to fit up your vagina
>>83193226
>>83193297
>>83193441
There actually is one. It's pretty much /pol/.
Also, mods please don't ban me.
http://redpanels.com/
>>83194747
Republican Rome is moire similar to Modern day America than either are to any other period in human history.
>Regular comics resume Monday! I am wiped out from two weeks of travel especially since I was working the entire time.
> I was working
>the entire time.
And you fuckers told me Jeph didn't do comedy
>>83202709
...
>>83202709
>I was working the entire time
On what? This is the part that's your hob, you fucking oaf.
>At least he's consistent
I've already explained to you why he doesn't use a buffer, but still.
>>83202709
For a split second that thumbnail gave me hope of another stabbening.
But then the text.
If he worked the whole time, and he draws the comic as a job, then where is our comic?
>>83202709
>tum
I don't know what I expected.
>but what about Alice Grove
said no one ever
>>83203111
I'm convinced that no one reads that comic.
He's managed to hypnotize a good deal of morons with QC, but anything else he tries will instantly fail, no matter what.
If he were to quit, even when he were to invariably start QC up again, he would lose a great bulk of his fanbase forever.
The greatest part of his fanbase only reads it because it's in their favorites
>>83202709
He only does these for robots, skin job confirmed.
>>83203333
I read it every now and then.
The site he uses to host is a shit. The story is too slow. Updates when he feels like.
But at least something actually happens there.
>>83203398
Her backup lipo pack blew up, that's why there was the fire.
>>83203433
That's hilarious.
It's hilarious that you'd actually read something so terrible.
I'd laugh at you if it didn't make me so violently ill. The state of human entertainment, that is.
I mean, John Green Books, Capeshit movies, and now this?
I wish the world would just end
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
They found Aristotle (maybe)
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/27/world/europe/greece-aristotle-tomb.html?module=WatchingPortal®ion=c-column-middle-span-region&pgType=Homepage&action=click&mediaId=thumb_square&state=standard&contentPlacement=1&version=internal&contentCollection=www.nytimes.com&contentId=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2016%2F05%2F27%2Fworld%2Feurope%2Fgreece-aristotle-tomb.html&eventName=Watching-article-click&_r=0
>>83203512
I might have not expressed it well, but I do not read it regularly. I open up sometimes and see the last strip or some before that.
At least that has some progression, instead of this bullshit qc is. But if it was regularly updated, I bet it would end up the same as qc since hack would quickly run out of ideas.
>>83203758
What part of shut the fuck up do you not understand?
>>83174359
I just had to miss that single day of high school where we learned pathos, ethos, and logo.
My only regret from those years.
>>83203804
You should check it out senpai, as soon as it gets reg updates we'll have a new general for it :^)
>>83202709
>floof
oh god, Jeph is an Anon and lurks /a/ and /m/.
>>83203879
Nigga, I don't know what hellholes you lurk in on /a/, but I have never seen floof
![Nene1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G4jC5jf.jpg "Nene1[1].jpg")
>>83203985
80s anime threads.
>>83204148
Can't say I've seen it in any of those, but I haven't been in a while.
Is it some hot new meme, because I hate it already
>>83202709
I want to impregnate Brun.
>>83204351
Can you imagine how shitty a baby drawn by Jeph would look?
The answer is very
>>83204400
He did. He drew a Baby Marten in the infamous "Dildo Kid Marten" pic.
>>83204282
hey anime dude that always posts in these threads, I dont like anime enough ever to go to /a/, but i really like shit thats in the art style of Megazone 23 or YuYu hakusho. What do i google to find shit like that?
>>83202709
>tum
well i know she works at a bar but shit
>>83202709
Man, the new direction for the Mirror's Edge protagonist is weird.
>>83202709
>tum
I want to fill it with semen. Preferably mine, but horse semen will work in a pinch.
>>83202709
>Subtle attempt at selling to the Eco warrior crowd
>>83202709
>sweatpants
Once you leave the house in them they are no longer sweatpants, they're I've given up pants.
![Untitled(2)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gtGijwW.jpg "Untitled(2)[1].jpg")
>>83208018
you just reminded me that the villain in Mirrors Edge 2 is straight up the CEO of EA
>>83198290
>Is the redheaded guy named Ginger?
Yeah. His name is Ginger.
Idiot.
>>83202709
>Could have been badass whale-slayer-for-fun
>Anti-whaling stance because safe pandering is more important than diverse and interesting character traits
ffs jeph, get it together
>>83203879
>Jeph is an Anon
Well DUH
>>83209794
Whaling ain't cool you weeb
>the brown one isn't a cute boy
What a load of shit.
>>83209928
But how else will we get whale steaks.
>>83209928
His point was that Jeph is incapable of writing anyone with faults other than straight, white, and male.
>>83209928
whale detected
>>83209969
Domestic whale ranches
>>83208059
Patrician taste, my friend
>>83174359
Autism is not cute, it's incredibly frustrating for everyone, sperg included. No one wants to put up with the autist's shit, and the autist doesn't want to put up with anyone else's, everyone loses when it comes to interaction.
>>83201637
girls can pee standing up though funnily enoughfound out on the internet and immediately tried- sitting down is comfier though
>>83202149
"no"
>>83210101
>>83201637
This. It works. It's just that the labia get in the way of the stream.
Having the fleshpipe should make aiming easier, but seeing how many dudes can at best hit somewhere in the region of the whole stall, I'd say it really isn't a prerequisit.
>>83202149
>Rome talking about neglect and destruction after it took us a thousand years to recreate all the sciences they neglected and destroyed after they found out that even their best and brightest were too dumb to understand any of it.
Also
>comparing an economy of freedmen dependants with an economy built on torture
God Jeph's art is fucking horrible.
>>83210101
>sitting down is comfier though
It's near impossible with a boner though.
>>83204705
>>83211880
depending on the bowl, you can keep that in check with your hand, maybe scooching back on the seat
>>83180791
>Say only the word, friends, and I will do my utmost to stop this evil.
the word
I think this is nice. Clinton's finally found a girl retarded enough that he could probably score with her. That'll show that Asian chick what happens when you turn down Fisto McRoboGinger.
>>83211651
Dick hydrodynamics aren't as simple as they seem. Especially if you have a foreskin.
>>83174359
Even I have renter's insurance.
I mean, I only got it because the apartment complex offered me a good deal, but I have up to $10,000 if something should happen.
If Marten world is so advanced why they haven't cured homosexuality yet?
>>83216682
Ha! I completely forgot about whatsherface. I bet Jimbo did too, because a love triangle would mean drama and the possibility of fictional women's feelings getting hurt, and we obviously can't have that.
>>83218538
I never miss. I don't understand how other men ever get a drop on the floor.
>>83221089
>>83222655
Without putting too fine a point on it, sometimes when I urinate I get this thin secondary offshoot of urine shooting out at a 90-degree angle. This is more likely to happen if my urethra's got a healthy layer of sweat or precum over it. It doesn't happen every time, but I've still starting sitting down on toilets and pre-emptively aiming into urinals at a 45-degree angle.
I've considered seeing a doctor and investigating the possibility of corrective surgery, but haven't gotten around to it yet.
>>83224077
Cut, or uncut?
>>83224077
This is completely normal.
One time, I had two streams completely clear the bowl on both sides. I tried to aim the larger one at the bowl, but that just resulted in me pissing on the wall in addition to the floor. This being in my own house, I actually had to clean all that up, and there was piss goddamn everywhere.
I've since switched to sitting down, unless I'm outside, and it was a fantastic decision.
>>83224620
Cut.
>>83224829
I'm not alone, sure, but I'll need a lot more (You)s before I'm convinced it's normal.
>>83224884
Oh. Most of my inaccuracy comes from the foreskin interfering the stream, but the pee hole isn't actually a perfect hole, so it's not going to make a perfect stream either way.
How often does it happen? Because if you're peeing permanently at a 90 degree angle, something is wrong.
>>83209794
He didn't want to offend the whales in his audience.
>>83225569
>>83225048
Not always, but occasionally. Enough that I've adjusted my urinating habits in public.
>>83202709
>tum
A thin character would be too ableist. Had to let us know Brun was a little chubby even though he couldn't be bothered to draw her as such.
>>83221089
You're making the assumption that this society WANTS homosexuality cured
I imagine if a cure were possible, that bleeding heart leftists and all the organizations that benefit from the existence of faggots would consider such a cure nothing short of a full blown HOLOCAUST and actively campaign against the cure ever being used.
I imagine the QC cast would unanimously be against it.
What the fuck is his hair supposed to be
>>83228772
>curing something that naturally occurs within animal populations around the world, with no ill effects
>curing the human animal of something actually fosters stronger social bonds and reduces infighting in all other social animal species where it's observed
Y'all need to learn to stop worrying and love the dick.
>>83228772
Y'know, funny, that. I had a hypothetical conversation with one of my friends only recently over whether or not it would be considered ethical or allowable by society to ensure that children are not born gay, now that we're getting to be able to flip genes on and off and whatnot as well as picking up on all these genetic markers that seem to be connected somehow with homosexual preference.
Literally, "If you could ensure that your child was born heterosexual, would it be ethical to do so?" Kind of an addendum to the bigger question going around as to whether or not designer babies are ethical.
Needless to say, interesting conversation.
>>83221089
Because even today, people are super butthurt when scientists try to delve into the origin of homosexuality in animals.
>>83228870
>>83180162
I know it wasn't your intention but this is the funniest thing in this thread
>>83204148
and imgur
>>83183309
I think jeph has been reading to much watchmen
>>83229611
It's degeneracy and perversion on a level with pedophilia and bestiality.
It SHOULD be stamped out. But society has degraded too far morally and embraces perversion too much to do anything about it
>>83229611
everything animals do is for their survival, even killing the competition, culling the weak and eating their children
>>83224077
trust me man its normal, every time i jerk off, if its not cleaner than a nuns vocabulary, im pissing in two different directions, guaranteed
What the hell happened to Clinton? I thought it was Marten in a wig (I haven't read it for a while. Also, the lack of a stupid t-shirt should have tipped me off). He's changed completely, not just the clothes and hair but the art style.
>>83236904
He got more attractive, changed his hair style, got a tattoo, stopped wearing his glasses and now hangs out in naval themed bars while hitting on autists.
At least it took him a couple hundred pages to make a complete 180. This new girl Brun pulled one off in maybe 10.
