Tell me how you can defeat this omnipotant blue dick slinger.
>>83159372
Wait for him to lose interest and leave again.
>>83159372
Tell him he has no place in my world, because he knows I'm right. Then he'll fuck off.
There. I win.
>>83159372
He isn't omnipotent
Convince him he shouldn't win
Create a more powerful being to beat him.
That's perfect comics logic and you know it.
Wally already speed forced his way past Manhattan's bullshit. He'll find a way.
Legion of superheroes. Time travel. Tachyons.
>>83159372
It's simple, just change the fundamental laws of the universe.
>>83159372
Tell him to kill himself
>>83159642
What?
Wally did what?
>>83159372
>Tell me how you can defeat this omnipotant blue dick slinger.
Well, obviously he's not omnipotent, otherwise, he would have seen all that Snyder shit coming.
>>83159865
White Wally is back, nigger. Go read
>>83159372
maybe he could defeat him?
>>83159372
With another omnipotent nigger...
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Faraday_%28Wildstorm_Universe%29
>Nigh Omnipotence
>Reality Alteration
>Cosmic Awareness
>Omniscience
New 52 Superman is going to come back from the dead and punch him so hard he'll be ripped out of space-time.
>>83159372
Just get a OP anime character to end him
>>83159372
>It's a fighting match「Made In Heaven」
Alternatively,「GER」
Easy, just make him the antagonist.
Phantom Zone projector.
/Thread
>>83159415
Marvel's smart guy figured it out.
Manhattan cannot possibly be any more powerful than the 5th D imps that already play with reality. Emperor Joker already took over the New Gods and the Spectre for fun with no effort whatsoever.
>>83160254
Do you Remember what happened to Wildstorm right??
>>83159372
Use the same tech Adrian did to create an explosion of tachyons out in space, to create a point in time Manhattan can't see past, then after the blast go back in time and kill him as a child.
talk shit
get hit
>>83159642
I was going to say something along those lines.
Speedforce would beat him. I don't know how and neither do the writers but it would.
>>83162944
Flashes of the Multiverse senpai
All at once, multiversal infinite mass punch
right into his blue cock
>>83160552
>Pucci vs Manhatten
>Manhatten isn't a stand user so he at least fully can't see「Made In Heaven」
I'd pay for a copy of that issue.
>>83159372
i can take him
Could Bayonetta beat him?
Ring up this fucker
>>83160552
I don't think GER is fast enough to attack Manhatan before he blows Giorno up
>>83159372
Don't do anything. His ennui will see that he fucks off into space.
>>83163172
>Killed God
Yeah, I think she'll be fine.
>>83159725
sure, because that works out just fine
>>83159372
I would assume you punch him him really really hard.
If that don't work kick him in the blue dick, really really really hard
>>83163668
Well it worked...eventually
>>83163758
have you seen the third movie?
even the fourth one looks dim as fug
being an kawaii is suffering
>>83163463
That's not how GER works.
And that's not taking into account Manhatten likely can't see it.
It'd be fucking interesting either way.
>>83159415
Assuming this is post Watchmen you'd never be able to convince him to fight you anyway.
>>83163843
He doesn't need to see it.
If he thinks Giorno poses a threat to him he can just turn him to bits instantly and that's the end, I'm just not sure he would see a kid as a threat, although he can see his own future
>>83164144
He can't just see the future, he exists in it and all possible outcomes.
If, somehow, you where able to put him in a situation where he is going to die, no if ands or buts. He's cease to exist in the present as well.
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to actually kill the Blue Cockmongler as it would probably cause some horrendous time paradoxes.
>>83159372
One of these, and the key gets thrown in one of them tachyonic discombobulators.
>>83163463
Returns to zero so he didn't blow him up.
Similarly, KC would just snip the explosion part out of time.
>>83164144
>If he thinks Giorno poses a threat to him
>giorno
>poses
He won't be able to see the threat for all the other, non-threatening, poses he poses for Dr. Manhat.
change time, he's more of a slave to it then normal.
>>83161435
He's strong for his pathetic world but I don't think he'll do all that great in the big league.
>>83159372
We just need more tachyons.
>>83164651
I honestly and legitimately can think of zero heros or villains who could stand up against him. Even Emperor Joker would be in for a fight since Blue can rewrite reality as well.
He has a leg up on most reality warpers in that he does not require a physical form to exist. Turn him into nothing and he just builds himself a new form. In Watchmen the only reasons he just just end all problems is:
A: He doesn't give a shit.
B: He's still coming to terms with his abilities.
Dr.Manhattan is like Saitama from OPM. He's just a plot device. Comparing him to other individuals really isn't fair.
>>83164497
Jesus Christ, is that supposed to go in your urethra? What the actual fuck.
>>83160703
Holy shit! The FF cartoon used the same ending
>>83159372
Use magic. He's limited to the laws of physics, so magic wins because it can break those laws.
Do you think the reveal would have been less stupid to you if you didn't get it spoiled a week before /co/? Admit you would have been hyped if you only found out while reading it.
Heh
Stupid blue dick
Remember those threads where we said Dr.M wasn't that powerful compared to Supes and Flash?
I guess we can finally test this shit.
>>83165275
>limited by the laws of physics
>literally breaks them constantly
Dr.Manhattan is physics he is reality. If he decides that you are now a tree, you are now a tree. You'd have to eliminate reality entirely to eliminate Dr.Manhattan.
>>83159642
>>83159865
>>83162944
But if he created the DC universe, doesn't that mean HE created the speedforce? Meaning he might've LET Wally do that as an experiment?
I mean we know he's all observing, and killed 3 characters when they were doing things he didn't want.
>>83165007
>Captain Atom
>Firestorm
>Telos
>Major Force if he was alive
He only created that single Universe though, so multiversal things like the Spectre will still fuck his shit up
Rape.
>>83159372
>go back in time and stop the accident
>teleport him to a different dimension
>destroy his mind with telepathy
>turn him into a rabbit with magic
He's strong yeah, but he's not unstoppable in any world with other high level powers.
>>83159372
Anti-Life
>>83166048
>Back in time
He created their time, their universe
He exists at all points
He can just fucking blow you up if you do something he doesn't like, like he did to Pandora and Owlman
>>83163463
GER exists outside of time.
>>83165497
That's not how he works.
>>83164497
Is that supposed to go inside of my dick?
>>83166164
is that in the new watchmen comic?
>>83166164
That's wrong.
>>83159372
You prove him wrong
>FTL particles canonically confuse him
>Flashes go FTL without breaking a sweat
>>83166164
> Owlman
When?
>>83166397
>>83166305
Vaporized when he asked about the secret of the universe on the chair
Who else would've done that?
>>83159372
Hack him to crash into Havenrock
>>83159372
Be omnipotencier.
>>83159430
His dick is impotent
>>83159372
Easy it's going to be a phylisophical debate as said already by johns
They will just ask him nicely to stop and go away
>>83165338
The super-brat would die and die ugly.
>>83159372
He wouldn't have been able to stop every nuke from the Soviets and got fooled by a human who isn't even that smart when put up against other comic geniuses. Manhattan's a pussy compared to high-tier DC characters. Any competent magic user should be able to crush him.
>>83166254
>can rearrange the atoms in rock to create a metal clockwork machine
>can't do the same to organic mater
ok
>>83159372
Get Brock Samson to do it. He can beat anyone.
>>83167109
>got fooled by a human
Got fooled by who?
>>83167495
ozymandais
a progressive society will destroy his manhood slowly enough that he wont notice. once he becomes a woman, she will self destruct without a man that can take care of her.
>>83159372
The more important question is which speedster will be killed in an attempt to stop him.
>>83164497
T-that doesn't go where I think it goes, does it?
>>83167930
Not really fooled.
Ozy's attempt to remove Jon was fruitless.
He only allowed to continue his plan because Jon chose to.
>>83167303
It was crystal.
Literally powered by the conceit that good must triumph over evil.
Mxyzptlk would destroy him, as would any strong cosmic entity.
Give his friends cancer.
Then blow up Mars before he teleports there, so he has nowhere to go. If he had to create a new Mars, it wouldn't be as special.
>>83159372
Run real fast to go back in time, then save him from th accident.
>>83168437
That sounds like the worst match up though, as Jon is the embodiment of true neutral.
POPEYE
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Have Nix Uotan do it
Take him to the bleed
Literally write him out of the narrative like Planetary or how the people of Earth 45 made their Superman
Manhattan is a DC's god now? What?
>>83169625
You'd just put him outside of the barrier of time and, thus, make him stronger.
Wait until there is a Crisis and then just wait for a Flash to do something. Can't beat a Flash during a Crisis.
>>83159372
Batman and company punch him really hard.
Show hima picture of his ex-wife boning NiteOwl
Ask himwhy doesn't he just put the whole universe in a bottle?
>>83165521
>creates the DCU,
BAKAgo read, shit,
>>83173468
Fuck me, I have no idea why it put baka, Smh* stupid auto
![buenoexcelente[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x9aCkv8.jpg "buenoexcelente[1].jpg")
he's already naked so easy access
>>83159372
This guy
>>83159372
Him
>>83159372
Tell him to put the world in a bottle.
![2516785-11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hcdSIai.jpg "2516785-11[1].jpg")
>>83168244
the much beloved but forgotten Flashy McBones
He has blue balls. He already lost.
>>83166397
Justice League 50
>>83163569
A weird anime-ish version of God. Sometimes I think the Japanese just don't get monotheistic concepts of God's power.
>>83159372
By not reading his comics
>thinking this is all manhattan's doing
>not thinking thatveidt took manhattan's words to heart and recreated the accident that gave him powers for his own benefit
>>83174518
I'm pretty sure what happened to Jon was unique.Perhaps a thermodynamic miracle.
>>83165338
Yep
>>83163172
Only if she doesn't draw the male gaze.
>>83168437
Desuperman.
>>83165521
It'd be fun if the Speedforce wasn't something he created.
>>83167016
Unkillable alegory for annoying fans pissed about the nu52 at the reboot.
>>83159372
1) Droopy, 2) Popeye, 3) Stardust, 4) One-Punch Man. The literal Beatles of OP super-dickery. For truly epic levels of overkill just add Bugs Bunny.
>>83159372
I shoot him with my anti omnipotent gun
>>83159372
Have Stan Lee suck his life force out.
He'll probably turn out to be the good guy or something. Maybe removing time to delay the Empty Hand invasion.
>>83159372
it going to take a real boy to stop him
>>83168437
The issue is that Jon isn't exactly evil.
>>83159518
>That's perfect DBZ logic and you know it.
DC Universe - Rebirth 001 (2016) (4 Covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Drunk Monk)
http://www16.zippyshare.com/v/2zLA75jZ/file.html
>>83159372
Not buy his book.I already failed.
>>83165521
He didn't create the universe, he just fucked up Flashpoint.
>>83168244
I hope black wally
>>83159372
Do you think he created pandoras box so that earth one would get some evil from earth-3,thus becoming neutral,since we know there was no evil before that only good?
>>83165338
Holy shit what is NU52 Superman was Prime all along?
>>83176028
worse he just be refuses to pick a side in an argument where both parties are in the wrong
also as DC is fond of pointing out the justice friends are hardly an always unambiguous force for good in the universe
two Dr Manhattens.
>>83173960
Yeah, Japanese gods are pretty weak. Big G is literally unstoppable.
Get him to say Candleja
>>83159372
done.
>>83159518
No, recreate his experiment and become an omnipotent blue naked man yourself!
Specter?
>>83180617
You're next.
>>83159372
He isnt even that powerful. His biggest feat was creating the Fortress of Autism in Mars.
When he said Im going to create life he probably meant throwing some aminoacids in a lake and check back in 100 millions years, maybe influence them as a god.
But he is no way able to modify reality or to retcon flashpoint into the new52. That goes way over his powerlevel.
>>83159430
umm yeah he is
>>83181398
For you.
What was your reaction when you first saw the Watchmen symbol in Batman's hand, /co/?
>>83181627
Some speed some hope and a guy in a red and blue costume
>>83180661
Read his backstory again. It's heavily implied that not just anyone can become Dr Manhattan, you have to have the sort of genius intellect and engineering mind that he had.
>>83182038
Mr. Terrific? Ted Kord?
>>83173960
>>83180523
Oh, they do. An universal kami is an idea omnipresent in Shinto animistic thought
>>83168437
Isn't he dead?
