What the fuck Bruce?
>>83142067
Pic related: all Damian's friends and family.
you can't help but feel sorry for the little guy
>>83142067
he's busy trying to figure out more important things, young man.
Dident you know anon there was retroactivity no positivity in the new 52
>>83142111
Nnnnope.
>>83142117
thanks, Doc
>>83142067
>Alfred isn't even there to cut the cake
;_;
>>83142117
being Damien sucks ass in any universe
>>83142067
You forgot the panel right next it where he's inexplicably smiling like a fucking maniac.
>>83142111
>feel sorry for Damian Wayne
Pfft!
>>83142258
>You forgot the panel right next it where he's inexplicably smiling like a fucking maniac.
little guy finally lost it
>>83142111
Why? He deserves it, he probably was out all day because birthdays are stupid and they left him that there
>>83142258
>feel sorry for Damian Wayne
All he wants is a family
>>83142111
Why should I feel sorry for someone who doesn't have to share his cake?
>>83142067
This is just ridiculous. Even if Dick somehow misses his birthday, he has his own cast of characters.
>>83142258
>You forgot the panel right next it where he's inexplicably smiling like a fucking maniac
He probably realized he has no friends and is planning to go bully the Teen Titans into letting him in
>>83142314
>told his father he should have stayed dead
>doesn't show any gratitude after the entire batfamily went to planet hell to resurrect him
>fuck offs around with his """""new family""""
>>83142329
He was too proud to tell or remind anyone about his birthday.
>>83142258
>>83142293
He has just chosen that if no one want him in their team he's going to build his own team, with black jack and hookers.
In fact, forget the team
>>83142114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
>>83142067
>Don't worry Alfred. This is how I spent MY birthday parties when I was young
>>83142353
>told his father he should have stayed dead
oh noes he has unresolved daddy issues because any boy in his position wouldn't and the last time they hung out Bats spent most of his time arguing with Talia.
>doesn't show any gratitude after the entire batfamily went to planet hell to resurrect him
He hugged his father then went to repay his dept to humanity he has no time and would you really want to hang with Tim or Jason for an extended period of time?
>>83142067
>>83142067
What comic this happen
Damian's probably being an edgy cunt and doing this by himself even though Alfred and Bruce wanted to surprise him
>>83142473
rebirth
>>83142473
Rebirth. You should be able to find it in the archive
>>83142478
Alfred and Bruce were looking into three Jokers.
>>83142306
Possibly.
Now I feel sorry for all the folks that showed up for the party
>>83142306
Birthday's have a purpose whether Damien realizes it or not though. Just having someone there to show that they care about him personally would have meant a lot to him deep down.
>>83142429
>It'll build character, and instill in him a desire for vengeance
>>83142390
>>83142067
Thir Teen it's happened now he will go through puberty and start jacking off EVERYWHERE
>>83142390
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
>gordon has transcended his mortal shell due to his desire to rape the joker
>>83142603
you think Damien will jack it to fetish porn featuring mothers hatefucking their husbands and sons?
>>83142111
Honestly, I'm not.
>>83142306
Jason pls,
>>83142353
Scott Snyder Pls.
Superdaddy is now DC'S number one Dad-
He's busy trying to figure out which photo of the Joker to use as his next wallpaper.
>>83142067
>Not even "Happy Birthday" or "Best Wishes"
>The cake literally just reads "13"
>Not even "You're 13 Today"
>Just the number "13"
I'm fucking dying over here.
>>83142067
>What the fuck Bruce
because batman is an idealistic cowardly pussy who ..fucks clowns.
>>83143038
it has happy birthday written on it
>>83143038
You just know he used some of Bat-allowance to buy cake for himself.
>>83143038
Look again it says "Happy 13th Birthday".
Kind of hard to make out since the text blends in with some lines but it's there.
>>83142979
>three Jokers
How is Batman's dick taking all this?
>>83142067
You would think the award of biggest pussy would go to Batman,
>>83142067
You Used To Be Amazing . Now Your Just A dick Bruce.
>>83143101
I just thought Bruce came cross as a whiny bitch, not a compelling character.
>>83142979
it's still ridiculous that he has a photo of Joker taking a photo of Barbara's naked body
who took that photo?
>>83143101
The damn bitch Batman is stupid as fuck....i hate him more then i hate Fish Mooney ...
>>83143101
One is for Dick and the other is for Alfred, Damian get to fuck Joker daughter tought
>>83143227
Batman is just as fragile and mentally unstable as the Joker. ...did Bruce's sanity go out the window?
>>83142529
You mean Mr Der R. Tree.
>>83143316
Must be the same window the bat went in at the first issue.
>>83143038
this is just sad but I can't help laughing. At least he's not Jason Todd that's something.
>>83142431
Jason seems like the irresponsible brother who'd let you drink alcohol and gamble...so yeah.
>>83142067
So batman totally sucks.
I bet that it's not even marble cake either, just crappy butter cake.
>>83142258
He smiles because he realized that as an official teenager he is eligible to j--, to *lead*, the Teen Titans.
>>83142067
There are so many things wrong with Batcunt Bruce that I don't know where to start.
>>83143227
Is there a photo of somebody taking that photo
We need to go deeper
As someone who's just getting into capeshit can anyone explain to me why people call Bruce a cunt?
>>83142067
Bruce's worse than Scott Summers.
>>83143708
uh you are seeing this right? He's not even in his own son's birthday!
>>83143708
Damiposting, pay no attention.
>>83143762
Well he's a busy man it's not like he fucks whores while his son is all alone.
>>83142979
>I beg your pardon, master Bruce, but I refuse to stay silent any longer. It's your son's 13th birthday today and you've been glued to the Bat-computer for the better part of the afternoon, going through photos upon photos of that grinning gargoyle, who, and forgive me for being so blunt, you regard more fondly than your own son. This highly deviant behavior you've adopted needs to stop.
>>83143708
Autism, half of all the posts in the thread were done by the same IP
>>83142979
How would you describe Batmans obsession with Joker - I think... that The Joker and Batman had a crush on each other ...
>>83142979
I bet he faps to Joker.
>>83143810
Gay.
>>83142979
What comic. Why is Joker looking so gay?
>>83143912
You have something against love between two gentlemen?
>>83143810
Holy shit!
What an enlightened person!
>>83142979
Like? What?
>>83143810
So Rebirth is like Batman discovering he has a harem?
Thanks anon>>83142228
What, he has to cut his own cake? Like a Prole?
The struggle is real.
>>83142067
Please tell me Damien isn't actually 13, because that would be hilarious.
>>83143797
Well said.Respect. Bump.
>>83142067
8999 hours
Batman Smells!
>>83142067
I hate Batman he is a jerk. ..go die batty ...
>>83144544
Given recent events this seems appropriate
Major watchmen spoilers
>>83143797
Alfred, please. You know this takes precedence above all else. Damian is old enough to understand that. I'm currently looking for distinguishing patterns of behavior and variations in physical appearance. For example, the Joker is uncircumcised and his foreskin doesn't pull back and expose the head until he's extremely aroused, so I'm trying to establish if the same can be observed with the other two. This might be the turning point in my investigation, Alfred. Every second counts. Lives are at stake.
Father of the year
>>83144357
>not "You tried"
You had one job.
>>83144738
>>83142067
There's more people at his birthday than there were at mine.
>>83142946
Wasn't that always the case though?
>>83142067
>no plates
>no forks
>no chairs
>no lights
>no family
>no gifts
Being Damian really is suffering
>>83142946
Has Bruce ever held that title though? Deadshot's a better father than him.
>>83142529
Ah yes Bruce has to find his boyfriends.
>>83144738
Sir, I... I apologize. I didn't realize you had such a, erm, personal stake in the matter. I suppose there's always next year.
>>83147035
He'll suffer even more when Lobdell starts writing Super Sons.
>>83144039
>black haired blue eyed teenage boy harem
>Joker harem
>>83147035
Damian is gonna be a train wreck post rebirth
enjoy it
>>83142452
Is that... formatted to be Loss?
>>83147394
That's right. Now, go tidy up the Batcave. I want it to look good if Joker is going to spend the nigh in it. With me.
>>83142390
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JBVP3XDrga
LordJazor?
>>83147471
That can't be true.
>>83142539
>creating two generations of edgy ingrates with all your love and dedication
Alfred is the real hero
>>83143371
Tim Drake is the kind brother you forget you had
>>83142067
Neither the cake nor knife are in the shape of a bat, you had one job Bruce.
>>83152052
Alfred had an hard life
>>83152169
>>83143371
Damien Wayne doesn't need anyone's permission to drink and gamble. Jason should be honored that he even gets to ask Damien to do something.
>happy 13th girthday
>>83152049
That's the joke.
But really, how hard it's to tell us the creative team for Super sons?
13? Goddamn he is almost at grandpa age.
>>83152169
>vanilla heterostraight marriage with three dumb kids
disgusting
>>83152615
And this is the only kind of fandom that Damian has
You people forget that Batman takes the culinary arts serious.
>>83146620
but what about batcow?
Now I need an explanation of why Damian is all alone is his birthday. Where are his pets? Finally Dc will give us a birthsay date for Damian?
>>83153316
Batcow has seen Batman and the clown do it.
>>83153592
Batman's investigating Comedian's badge and probably told Damian that there he has something for him in the kitchen. Bat-Cow and Goliath aren't going to be running around the mansion
>>83142111
Nah. Fuck him.
>>83154746
... gross
>>83153233
Ha.
>>83150327
why ask when you already know the answer
I love you, damifag
>>83153592
He's practicing his Wayne family brooding
>>83142452
Can somebody please tell me where this come from?
I can't wait for this guy to get retconned into oblivion.
>>83143101
One inch at a time
>>83144660
Veidt did nothing wrong.
>>83150327
That's the original format IIRC. Congrats anon, you've joined the rest of us in hell where we see Loss in every fucking four panel image.
