"This song is just for the couples, so grab your date and take it to the dance floor. Also, I'm getting word that the punch is spiked. If you know who perpetrated this act, please inform the MC immediately. We've narrowed down the culprit to the fat guy, Sailor Mercury or the MC."
okay this one got me
Remember /co/, no crying on the dance floor
>>83134206
I didn't go to prom because I had dropped out of high school before that because I couldn't stand being there and being bullied any more.
I prefered Sailor Jupiter. She had legs for days.
>>83134206
Did anyone here actually go to prom?
>>83134206
This is just the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Mercury over Mars? What a chump.
>>83134471
Mercury was my favorite too. Mars would be second. Then Jupiter, Venus and Sailor Moon dead last.
>>83134206
He's come a long a way.
The girl I wanted to ask to Senior Prom didn't want to go, since her friend group was skipping Prom to see the new Spider-Man movie coming out that weekend. I was invited, but I already purchased my non-refundable non-transferable $60 ticket to Prom.
>>83134459
i worked at a pizza joint after school each day to help my family out, but the girl i really liked came in on prom with her date...i think they are married with kids now and im reading storytimes on 4chan
>>83134498
Top four for me was Mars, Neptune,Saturn, then Mercury, except for Stars where Venus shot up to first place due to her quest to be an unapologetic cumdumpster.
I gotta respect clear goals like that.
>>83134471
>>83134498
Jupiter. Only Jupiter, forever.
>>83134638
is jupiter the green one? if so hands off, i called her when i was 6
>>83134459
Yeah.
I did nothing.
Just rode a Limo with other people, I probably said some stupid shit and then was a quiet creep the rest of the trip.
Then just sat in the corner the whole thing doing nothing.
Then rode the Limo back and just walked home without saying goodbye to anyone while they all went off to do whatever.
>>83134459
Was boring as shit.
Met up later with my friends who didn't go there and had a much better time.
>>83134622
I stopped watching before the lesbos showed up, but Saturn looked cute.
>>83134706
The lesbos are awesome, I highly recommend them.
>>83134563
I'm thirty, I started dating my now wife in high school, and I'm here on 4chan at 2:30 in the morning.
>>83134206
I didn't go to prom because I was doing track state championship upstate.
4th place. . .
>>83134459
Yes. It was a miserable time and I regret all of it.
>>83134809
ree
>>83134459
A bunch of people threw a tux at me and paid my way in junior year and I didn't have the heart to tell them no. It was fun.
Senior year I went with a date like a sort of normal person. It got a bit awkward when my date and my stepmother recognized each other from rehab, though.
>>83134459
Nah, I never went to high school. Just hung around for a few years to avoid all the proms and prom accessories, then went to college.
Usability crop.
>>83134459
Of course not, I'm not a normalfag.
>>83134206
Why is that suit not a Hawaiian shirt?
It's not following the lore!
>>83134206
I wonder why Ronnie forgot to do M dude's forehead. It's so unlike him.
>>83135561
That keeps getting better and better
>>83134459
I didn't go to our equivalent and I don't regret it. I didn't have to go after school rehearsals for dances, didn't have to spaghetti my way through trying to ask someone to go with me, and I didn't have to spend $100+ on a dress I would wear once. People were still trying to hawk their débutante outfits for months after the night with no bites.
I didn't regret not going then, and I don't regret not going years later.
>>83135711
would you like to dance?
>Mercury
Who knew that Ronnie was such a pleb when it comes to taste in sailor scouts.
So we're all in agreement that Whomp is funny again, right? So what the hell happened during that stretch where he was just putting out nothing but crap?
>>83134459
Yeah, dude. We locked all the nerds in their lockers, dropped some pigs blood on a seriously weird girl and then I crushed some pussy in my car, after liquoring them up.
>>83135950
Zootopia wasn't out yet.
>>83134931
>It got a bit awkward when my date and my stepmother recognized each other from rehab, though.
hmm
>>83136270
My senior year was weird.
>>83134206
>>83135524
We need more edits, stat.
>>83135950
What stretch was that?
>>83135856
I respect your right to an incorrect opinion.
>>83134459
Nah, not even any of my friends went. We hung out and played video games instead.
>>83136601
Mars is a bitch, can't cook for shit, and has small titties. Jupiter is superior in every way that counts.
never went to any dances and have never regretted it for a second
>>83136399
haha
>>83136718
You say that like those are bad qualities.
>>83136939
Because they are.
Got asked out to prom by a short black girl with big tits. We had known each other for years. Afterwards we dated for 2 years and then went our separate ways. Until 3 months ago we both moved back to our hometown and we have gotten back together. Feels nice.
>>83137074
>opinion
Jupiter's superiority is fact. It is provable with science.
>>83134206
>class of 2000
>I'm older than Ronnie...
Hold me /co/
These idiots arguing over their waifu when ii is stated fact thatTuxedois the best.
>>83134459
I did. Sat around, and did nothing but talked to friends for a while. Though, I did like wearing a suit.
>>83137026
>short black girl with big tits
>winning at life.
Nice work senpai
>>83134459
I went to the Homecoming dance of my Freshman year. None of my friends went, but I didn't know that before arriving. I just sat around and waited for my ride.
Obviously, I never went to a dance after that.
>>83134459
I went in 7th and 8th
I didn't have a date though, which isn't so unusual here
In 8th, i think two guys snuck something weird in my coke, like alcohol or something.
I can't remember anything after they handed it to me
>>83134459
I went to promto set it up and then take it down again.
>>83134459
I was getting ready to go ask the girl out that absolutely everyone knew was my crush when a classmate walked up and said ' Yo anon, I didn't see you at the prom last night."
Noone had actually bothered to tell me WHEN the prom was.
>>83134459
I had a girl ask me to prom.
I said I couldn't go, but the real reason was cause I didn't think my parents would help me pay for it.
Didn't really think to get a job, and my parents were always scolding me every time i asked to borrow money.
It's okay, she got married and she has a kid, we're FB friends, so sometimes I think she lucked out far better than a silly dance
>>83134459
>Did anyone here actually go to prom?
Hahaha, fuck no.
>>83134414
To this day I feel a strong attraction to women who look like Jupiter.
FIX YOUR FUCKING RSS FEED RONNIE
>>83134518
Ronnie is such a fucking Chad, girls basically throw themselves at him.
>>83134206
>Not picking best girl
>>83137026
Pics or fuck you.
>>83134459
Yeah, I ended up bringing a dude cuz the girl i was seeing didn't want to be seen in public with me. it was alright, I guess.
>>83137190
the only way you'd get fucked by him is if you were a sultry villainess with mind control powers
>>83138757
Well hes tall irl so obv.
>>83138820
Mercury is best girl.
Why is no one but me trying to figure out who spiked the punch? It's like none of you care.
>>83139233
Mercury obviously did it, that closet whore.
>>83134459
I went. I was part of a group of geekish friends and when I said that it would be fun they got all defensive and didn't want to go.
It kinda hurt. So I rented a flashy tux and went to town without them. I had fun, and I told them I wish they came.
>>83134459
Nope. I watching anime in that day. My friend say that it was better that i didnt go there because it was boring.
>>83134459
I transferred to a new highschool in my junior year. Was built up with angst after losing all my hard earned friends. I said fuck it and spent the rest of my time being a TA for the library and using their backroom to watch anime and read GL
>>83134459
Not really a thing in my country. You get you diploma, then go to a restaurant together with your class for a sort of celebratory/goodbye dinner, and then everyone breaks into groups and goes to clubs or bars.
>>83139369
That's silly, Ronnie spiked itwith chocolate shell
>>83139369
oh so you also read those /ss/ doujin where she seduces some boys in a park and takes them to a love hotel and start fucking them
I went to prom my senior year.
A girl I was friends with made me dance with her.
I hated it overall.
>>83135561
The open tabs get me.
Yeah I did go to my countrys equivalent. On sixth grade girl said that she will dance with me and she did. Now I am a wizard. Least I have a happy memory
>>83139745
maybe i did, anon
maybe i did
>>83134638
>>83134414
>>83135856
>>83136718
>>83137087
>>83138820
these guys knows what's up
>>83136399
10/10
>>83134459
I got kicked out of school before prom but went anyway.
I'm not that rad though.
>>83134459
I did went with the tomboyish girl who didnt have a date
>>83134206
>There are people who actually like sailor mercury
Absolutely Disgusting
Mercury is the worst girl and worst planet
>>83140491
Mercury is a meek, quiet, submissive nerd. Men with no experience, self esteem or confidence will naturally be attracted to her.
>>83135711
>Dress
On our prom night my date and I chipped in money for a party van thing for ourselves and another 2 couples.
Prom was alright, took nice pics and danced (my date cleaned up VERY well for a nerdy girl), got a nice dinner, it was great.
End up at the beach around 2am, she kisses me and says she has feelings for me, loves how tough I am and funny and handsome and all that.
Little did she know that while she and the other 2 girls were sleeping earlier in the evening I had her girlfriends date sucking my dick in the very back seat. Guy had talent. Prom was interesting to say the least.
>>83134459
yes, was a nervous fuck but danced anyway.
>>83134459
I never went to any of my school's dances; didn't care about them. Instead I just spent the night at a friend's house and played video games and whatnot.
Prom in particular I skipped because I had moved to a new state during the last semester of high school, so I didn't know anyone, nor did I really have an interest in getting to know anyone, because I didn't see a point if I was only going to be in that school for another five months or so. It doesn't really matter, though, because even if I did, I most likely still wouldn't have went.
>>83140649
Mercury appreciates Kenny Loggins you pleb.
>>83134459
Yes. It sucked and was expensive.
>>83134459
A girl made me go with her. It was pretty boring, but at the end of the night she had me kiss her. We later ended up skipping out on graduation to have sex, so I guess it worked out well.
>>83135524
Came here to say this
>>83134459
I went to prom with a mutual friend who also had no one to go with. There was no romance involved. I asked her out with a bag of rocks.
>>83134459
No instead Isaw X-Men Origins: Wolverine with my friend who was depressed his girlfriend broke up with him right before prom.
>>83134518
>mfw i ktf
>>83135524
now I want a lost edit in body pillows
>>83135524
>Janeway x Dio
I never knew I wanted this
>>83135524
Wish I could rape Janeway ;_;
>>83146666
>>83147501
>Janeway
How does your penis not fall off
>>83134459
Yes, I went alone, sorta danced, and left twenty minutes early. No regrets
>>83147539
Rape makes everything better. Imagine a strong and confident Janeway reduced to a broken cockslave.
>>83135524
At first I didn't really know what was happening on the second panel. Had to look back a few times.
>>83134459
I went senior year.
On the way there I joked about just skipping prom and playing laser tag in our suits and dresses James bond style.
To this day I think I would have had more fun with lasertag.
It's not like it was a horrible experience, but I didn't really do anything fun at prom.
>>83134459
Got cancelled because some dude walked in high as fuck and carrying all his drugs on his bag. He apparently assumed teachers would be too stupid to notice or something.
I think prom is only legitimately fun for the kids who had fun in school. The popular types. Or maybe for the retards for who actually graduating high school is an achievement that warrants a party. I was just happy that the bullshit of school was over and I couldn't imagine the moron who would want to celebrate it in the school building or with teachers or parents present.
>>83136399
>>83140491
>>83140649
Coaxing raw lust out of meek women is the best, just like Mercury's the best girl.She's never not wet
>>83134206
Is he wearing a Hawaiian shirt under that tux?
I can't tell
>>83134459
Twice. First time as a junior was a disaster
>stood up by my date as soon as we got there for him to go have sex with a senior in the parking lot behind the athletics building
>nurse a soda in the corner because I can't find any of my friends
Second time as a senior was a lot of fun though
>Back to the Future themed
>two areas, a 50's themed sock hop with the dance floor, and an 80's themed area where someone had managed to bring in a few old school arcade cabinets
>spend half my time dancing with friends and the other half destroying people at Tetris
Reminder that in the manga, there's a side chapter where some guy gets better test scores than Mercury, so she resorts to murdering him. Then she gets mad when she found out that he was still alive, because it turned out that she just killed some random monster of the week that she mistook for him.
>>83150894
>Destroying people at Tetris
>Destroying people
>At Tetris
>>83134206
Mercury is good scout, super cute, most pure
>>83134206
I was always really into Sailor Moon herself, her personality was the most fun even if she could be whiny.
>>83151296
Finally, some sense
Ronnie with the good taste
>>83138757
His comic appearance is more than a little exaggerated
>>83153812
That's not Ronnie. He's not wearing a hawaiian shirt.
>>83134459
No. I never went to high school.
>>83134459
Both junior and senior year because my parents forced me, went alone both times. I think I could've double teamed a pregnant chick tho
>>83149938
If you say so, R. Kelly.
>>83134459
I did, I went with a friend, she had a boyfriend that was too old to bring to prom. My grandma had died earlier that week and her funeral was the morning of prom. I had an okay time.
>>83150953
Poor anon that doesn't know the joys of 1vs1 tetris
>>83154392
Turbovirgin spotted
>>83134459
I did.
>go to prom as freshman
>work up courage to ask girl to dance
>no
>ask second girl
>no
>ask third girl
>lol no
>go home
>fap
>sleep
>>83134459
I did
The dance itself was pretty good, but after that (at the urging of a friend) I went to a party hosted by a guy I vaguely knew. Around 3 AM the drinking started and we kept on having a good time until sunup. I count it among the best nights of my life.I don't know choices after that led to me regularly browsing a cambodian fresco board but it's too late to complain.
>>83134706
>Saturn looked cute.
That's because she is cute.
She's so cute, she's the source of the word Moe.
>>83154583
How does that work, exactly? Like, how do you never have sex at a faster rate than other people never having sex?
>>83138419
he has, by making a new one
search for it
>>83155305
I'm not the one confusing natural lubrication with urination
>>83155305
Your virginity is so obvious because it is oscillating at a much faster rate than typical virgins.
Thus, turbovirgin
>>83144479
did you bang him?
>>83156082
I feel like this would lead to some interesting Doppler effects at anime conventions.
>>83156568
What do you think is generating the smell at those things?
>>83153812
That's not Ronnie you faggot.
That's Zack Galifinakis
>>83156748
who?
>>83134459
what the fuck is even prom?, don't you mean graduation?
>>83134459
Yeah, I didn't really want to go but felt I'd regret it if I didn't. It was okay, I'm not a big dancer so the chocolate fountain was the biggest hit for me. I asked one girl out but she already had a date so I ended up going with a friend of mine and we actually ended up dating for a year. We're still friends now.
All in all, everything went alright.
>>83156748
Really, anon? Are you sure? Goodness, how could someone make such a silly mistake.
I found the right picture this time.
>>83156983
>Ronnie will never take you from behind all night, every night.
>You will never get addicted to the musk of his Hawaiian sex shirt.
>>83134459
I had a martial arts crab battle in the middle of the dance floor with my buddy in time with the music and just generally acted like a fool with my friends. Then we all went and hung out at a friend's house to watch Carrie, only they'd rented the made-for-TV remake by mistake instead of the Sissy Spacek classic.
>>83156827
It's a cotillion for us plebeians. The ones with common sense skipped it. The rest of us stood in line to wear poorly fitted tuxedos and shoes in the hopes of coercing our highschool sweethearts to actually put out.
>>83134459
I went. Without a date. A friend of my mother had to arrange it so her daughter would walk with me to the center of the floor for this dumb opening ceremony.
There was this girl that I think wanted me to ask her to the prom. Apparently, and for some reason I still cannot imagine why, she had developed a crush on me during our last year at high school. I asked her out for one dance the prom night and that was all. I have never liked parties or dancing or drinking or being near people. I left early. Last time I saw her was back at the graduation ceremony almost ten years ago. She was pretty cute and nice.
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>>83134459
Nope. Instead I went with friends and my gf to this place
>>83157319
>hawaiian sex shirt
Is that what we call the tiny shirt that used to be a condom before it came in contact with Ronnie?
