http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marvel-captain-america-boyfriend_us_57445d7fe4b045cc9a71e791?
>Captain America in love with Bucky
>Falcon jealous, still loyal
>Carter's niece the perfect beard, both boyfriends laugh watching their hunky closet case
This movie was a gay love affair between cap and bucky. Prove me wrong.
>>83120661
>All of this
>>83120661
Pastebin because HP is a clickwhoring faggot who's just pasting pictures of literal nobody's twitters.
http://pastebin.com/uTzBKmPq
>>83120661
Captain America: First (gay) Avenger
>>83120661
why the fuck is it the media's goal to demonize all form of male bonding?
>A bromance is a physical impossibility because of Tumblr
Thanks, I guess
Internet fight! The greates ship battle in the history of the world
Stony versus Stucky
Armored avenger versus friend from Brooklyn
Man of Iron versus Soldier of Winter
>people of the same sex can't simply be good friends anymore, they have to be fucking because... yeah
Fuck, people used to give nudges and winks when friends of the opposite sex have a close non-sexual relationship with each other, now it's automatically assumed that two friends of the same sex are straight up buttfucking/munching carpet.
>>83120661
>Huffington Post
May as well say Buzzfeed
>>83120661
Having Bucky Mirin isn't exactly subtle
>/co/ pretends yaoi fangirls are a new phenomenon
>>83120661
>This movie was a gay love affair between cap and bucky. Prove me wrong.
One of the Russos (I forget which one) said it was a romance. You should have listened. Fuck, the whole Cap trilogy has been a Cap/Bucky romance, with a bit of Peggy on the side because Steve is a lucky bi and has two deadly, beautiful brunettes in his life.
>>83121890
Can't spell bromance without romance.
>>83121890
Friendship in general is considered impossible.
There are people who honest-to-God believe that a man and a woman can't be platonic friends without wanting to fuck each other.
>Huff Post
Kill yourself, faggot. That shit heap of a """"""news""""" website is run entirely by female feminists.
>>83120661
>[makes statements can't prove]
>"lol prove me wrong"
Further proof that we live in a degenerate society. The bonds of brotherhood shared between soldiers are now indistinguishable from homosexual lust.
Don't call it a grave. This is the future you chose.
Why the fuck does /co/ loves linking to the Huff Post?
>>83120661
Continual reminder that shippers are cancer of any fanbase.
>>83125241
It's just one guy and I'm pretty sure he's on their payroll.
>>83125039
No, we're just mad people are actually paying attention to fujoshits now instead of ignoring them like we all used to
>>83120661
>huffpo
This has exactly the same relevance as a post from somebody's yaoi fanfic blog.
>>83120661
They're battle buddies, you people would know about that though. You're too busy hoping for impossibilities but for once I get to thank China for something since they will ban the movie from playing so it will never happen.
Thanks China you saved us from the faggots.
>>83125476
God bless those wily Chinamen.
Didn't South Park have an episode about this with Tweak?
>>83125476
wouldn't*
>>83125241
todays been beg for shekels from huffpo and outhouser day
>>83120661
the movie was about Cap saving the only brother he's ever known
>>83125663
So they can fuck.
>>83124722
that's because for fags and dykes there isn't a difference so that's how they assume everyone acts. Same reason fat bitches who were molested as kids don't see a problem writing fanfic involving the Supernatural brothers fucking each others brains out.
>>83125476
THANK YOU BASED SLOPES
I am a noob to drawn porn, where can I find porn of Evans-Captain America taking huge dicks?
>>83120661
>"come on now"
Why do people trust "news outlets" that try to get personal about the subject?
As soon as an article says "I think", "In my opinion", or anything like that, you should just drop it.
>>83125827
>Huff Po
>news outlet
Am I the only person who prefers Steve/Tony
>>83125107
>The bonds of brotherhood shared between soldiers are now indistinguishable from homosexual lust.
It always was. Even in the ancient world, the bond between soldiers who were also lovers was renowned as being the most powerful known to man.
>>83120661
>Falcon jealous, still loyal
Did we fucking see the same movie?
>Using pic related, where Red Skull calls Steve a pedophile, as proof of Cap being gay.
Awful
>>83125933
Whoops forgot my pic.
>>83120661
>the comment section
seems there's still sane rational people out there
good to know
>>83125910
comic about the Sacred Band of Thebas when?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
This is just a big "fuck you" to Peggy.
This is the true face of that #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend
>>83126022
Don't you know it's only a fuck you if it's Sharon, Bucky is OK because muh gays.
Maybe if these retards who want to make Cap gay actually bought comics with gay superheroes and characters instead of watching Marvel films, we'd have some gay characters in comic book films already.
Making an established hero gay or female or another race is fucking intillectually lazy. It also keeps to the stupid brand name marketing mentality of giant corporations instead of supporting new and diverss characters.
>>83126821
I think the problem is Cap was never given a sex life, which leads to so many virgin jokes.
No one doubts Reed, Tony, Cyclops and Wolverine are straight because they fuck women.
Though Cap being gay makes more sense than him being a Nazi.
Though does make sense for him being a gay Nazi. Nazis were oh so homo.
>>83126191
>ot3
I am somewhat amazed I haven't heard this retarded shipping term before.
>>83125725
Yes. And straight men clearly ship female and lolicon femalw characters into hot bisexual and lesbian fanart and fanfic are also clearly mentally deranged. Sure.
Can we stop getting our panties in a bunch and treating people wanting to jerk off to fictional characters they like as people who are mentally ill? Some people like sexy fun fan fantasies of these characters.
It is when people can't separate their masturbatory fantasies from the actual characters and stories that I have issue with.
>>83127365
this
>>83127365
forgot my pic
>>83126821
>>83126998
>>83127047
>>83127365
>>83127408
Jesus fucking Christ, Xenos, either condense your posts or drop your fucking trip. You're a goddamn disgrace.
>>83127431
sorry
I got distracted by all the venom / mj / gwen / felicia tentacle porn I found in the /aco/ thread I found that in. Hard to condense when tryping with only one hand.
>>83125950
>>83120661
/co/ will defend this, as judging from the current top thread, /co/ is made up of literal faggots
>>83127872
Cap being gay/bi would ruin the illusion. So I don't think /co/ would support it anon.
>>83121890
Man maybe if men stopped saying 'N-No homo' the moment they show affection towards each other, then this wouldn't happen.
>>83127918
There's a difference between laughing at, enjoying, or shipping gay/slash shit (of either sex), and making internet petitions and campaigns and twitter hashtags demanding it become canon.
I know a pretty degenerate fujo who hates shit like this, and would still like it if hot guys would suck tongue with each other. It's about understanding the difference between personal enjoyment and interaction with media and demanding it cater specifically too you to the detriment of the work as a whole.
>>83128014
>>83127918
Whoops, meant to quote this guy >>83127872
#GiveCap'sAssATap
#BuckySuckyFuckyFor real though, why do gays want every character to be gay?
>>83120661
Sure kid
>>83128405
It's the fujoshits that want everyone to be Confirmed Gay
>>83120661
People can disguise shipping as activism nowadaysCapxRedSkull is OTP
>>83127950
Here's the funny thing, anon.
Back in the 19th century, no one had any concept of sexual orientation. Oh, sometimes men had sex with men and women with women, but no one really talked about it, and it wasn't considered and 'identity' or 'orientation'.
So basically, by Victorian standards, eveyone in then whole world was just assumed to be straight (because to them, there wasn't anything *but* straight).
As a result, homophobia did not exist either.
You heard me. The was no homophobia because there was no concept to homosexuality to be afraid of.
As a result people were very open and secure about homo-social relationships and friendships.
No one was afraid of it being interpreted as anything but platonic...
>Of course it's platonic! What else would it be?! Homosexualit? Hah! What a bizzare concept! Come, watson -- let us stroll about hyde park and hold hands.
You guys just don't know true love.
>>83129270
CapxBucky is canon, take your crack shipping back to tumblr.
Everybody knows if one of them had a vagina they would already had fucked, so whatever.
>>83129328
Homophobia didn't exist in the strictest sense as we know it now, but homosexuality was seen as a dangerous aberration, moral failing, and mental deficiency.
>>83120661
>Huffington Post
![efZxjjY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YY8Fw1O.jpg "efZxjjY[1].jpg")
>>83125056
Frozen being the most recent example. Can't have an actual sister relationship, it must be forbidden love. Though Disney/Old fairy tales weren't any better with guy and girl falling in love at first sight.
If it exists it'll be shipped. Don't ever doubt the power of projection. The only thing that's changed is the accessibility fans have to creators thanks to the internet, and their ability to sway said creator/s into appealing to their desires.
>two men can't deeply care for each others well-being without being buttplugged homothugs
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JkHBC5lDs
Truly the 21st century Kirk/Spock.
>>83131405
They were banging.
I am Ace Attorney fan, so I am used for deranged homosexual fanfics with no substance, but knowing someone is getting payed for writing something like this is actually a crime.
if being gay was a cool character trait in ANY way, comic companies and movie studios would create original gay characters instead of trying to force it into established popular characters.
captain america was today
a few weeks ago it was luke skywalker
before that daryl dixon and so on.
no one gives a fuck about fags, but fags.
>>83125476
China is already surrendering to homolust, anon. Look at this chinese TV program shipping them hard: https://twitter.com/poedamcron/status/730475088181604352
>>83127950
Who honestly says no homo nowadays? I literally haven't heard it spoken in years.
>>83132259
>no one gives a fuck about fags, but fags.
kek
There are still people who are this innocent.
>>83128405
Why do straights want 0 characters to be gay? You do realize "every" doesn't work when there's a grand total of none in the movies.
>>83125056
but anon... men and woman can't be truly friends, the only reason because you have a friendship with a woman is because you can't or you don't want to fuck her (but you would if she was pretty enough)
>>83121890
>bromance
If this meme-word is a casualty of the LGBT shill campaign, I won't shed a tear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qxcafA9Ws
And that's what you get for having a movie where the main protagonist refrains from a romantic relationship.
>>83133126
I just don't see why you gayboys are so insecure that you feel the need to turn established heterosexual characters into cock-craving fags just because you feel excluded.
>>83133195
I don't understand why you're so threatened by the possibility of a character being bisexual. You do realize that a homosexual military man from his era would likely be closeted, the public pressure of being the face of America, it's possible that he might never have explored it before. The doesn't contradict canon or his history. It's not even retconning, and comics do a hell of a lot more of changing characters and undoing deaths and rewriting personalities and powers over the years that this really is no different, other than homophobia acting like queerness is some huge altering thing that defines a person.
It's not like people are asking for him to actually have homosex on screen/in the comics. Nobody is asking for his personality to change, because queerness is not a personality trait. I know it's hard to believe, but kissing a boy won't suddenly turn him into a lisping fairy that talks about being gay on every page.
I think you have a skewed perception of what bisexuality is, and you're probably fearing no longer being able to be a fan of a character that might be because god forbid other homophobes think you're a fag too.
>>83133414
That's an awful lot of assumption and projection, my friend.
>>83120661
No fucking shit.
Co figured that out months ago
>>83133414
>because queerness is not a personality trait
>>83133414
But anon we know the character.
We've seen him alone and monologue his shit.
He seems pretty straight, and it's kind of extra bullshit because the guy they think he's gay for is for all intents and purposes his fucking adopted brother.
>>83133495
>is for all intents and purposes his fucking adopted brother
Is that forbidden love x2 or forbidden love ^2?
Is it entirely possible that they're just best friends? Does everything have to be some kind of romantic bullshit?
No, seriously, this is honestly pissing me off. It feels like it's physically impossible for people to show affection for one another without it somehow being linked to romantic feelings. Whether it's a man and a woman, two women or two men, people always see some kind of romantic affection, when in reality affection, of any form, is just a simple form of love; romantic love is a specific kind of love, a different form of affection which is entirely separated only by intent of the two parties. Why the fuck is it impossible for people to have deep friendships anymore? Why are people so deadset on ensuring that everything is romantic? Why are so many fucking people so goddamn stupid?
>>83133672
The fact they purposefully avoided romantic entanglement with Black Widow in Civil War is probably why we're in this pickle.
>>83133672
Why does this only ever come up as an argument to keep 0 characters gay?
>>83133719
Cap isn't big enough to satisfy Black Widow.
>>83133719
The fuck does she have anything to do with this? Just cause people are butthurt he's banging Sharon instead, doesn't mean we need to play mental gymnastics
>>83133751
Why are posts like this only ever used by tumblr to bait shitposting?
>>83133756
Cap x Bucky started in Civil War, repelling Black Widow's matchmaking and eventual flirtationbecause she doesn't feel comfortable without that element of control not legitimate attractionand rightful preoccupation with his mindraped best friend
>>83133751
I'm gonna be honest, I identify as having no sexuality/asexual. I hate when ANY characters are pigeonholed as being ANY sexuality, because for some fucking reason everyone seems to think sexuality actually means something. It doesn't. It determines what parts you find neat. Cap is a fascinating character and his friendship with Bucky in the films is a wonderful exploration of mutual camaraderie and of the lengths that people will go to for the ones that they love. But it doesn't need to be sexual. No relationship needs to be sexual, and it feels like everyone is forgetting that. Some of the most rewarding relationships we have in our lives are ones where no one ever takes their clothes off, but for some reason it seems that everyone is forgetting that love comes in many different forms, not just romantic. Ever played Resident Evil? The relationship between Jill and Chris is honestly my ideal when it comes to stories. There's never anything actually romantic in their interactions, they're just two coworkers and friends who survived hell together and would gladly do it again to save one another. That's what it all should be. Affection and camaraderie are two of our most basic human qualities, and everyone tries to muck it up with ridiculous notions of romance and I'm honestly tired of it.
>>83120661
If Marvel makes Cap gay nobody will ever stop shitposting against Marvelfriends. There will be mass suicides.
>>83124984
So ugly
So kylo ten tier
>>83125899
I prefer Steve/Thor
>>83134140
Superbat would already be canon at this point.
>>83133414
>queerness is not a personality trait
Tell that to the media.
As a Stucky shipper, the fact all the media is talking about is more than enough for me. Never though this pairing would be so popular.
>>83120661
When did the Huffington Post just devolve into a blog?
8 years ago?
>>83133751
It isn't. I remember one of the things that made pacific rim so fucking amazing is that it didn't end with a kiss between Raleigh and Mako. They didn't need a romance ending, it was clear that they had a bond one way or another. It didn't need to be clearly defined.
I wish more movies would take that approach honestly, straight or gay.
>>83134290
I don't know, but I think i remember it actually being a news site when I was younger. When I first saw someone of Facebook post a Huffpo cute dog compilation, I was like....'what the fuck happened?'
>>83131191
I get the impression Lord of the Rings was what kicked it off. It combined a master/servant relationship with a close personal friendship in a form of relationship that Tolkien would have been familiar with but largely ceased to exist in WWI so all the idiots assumed it was a sexual one.
>>83133414
and you now realize that homosexuality makes up about 4.0% of the population of the United States but some how out of that tiny fraction of people, they complain and protest to have 95% of the media dedicated to them in some way
>>83134505
Isn't it actually closer to 2%?
>>83134505
People who aren't actually oppressed acting like they are is the in thing this generation. It'll pass, give it 20 years.
>>83121062
When men become friends, they form alliances with other friends. If their group becomes too big or strong, they might change the world for the better. They can't let that happen, so any male friendship is decried as "gay" to put fear into the ones with weaker will.
>>83134538
i wish it were 2% but it was reported in like 2011 / 2012 it was around 3.8% - so i just rounded it up since being gay is such a fad lately
Didn't old military dudes gave each other brojobs all the time? Even the Spartan ones.
>>83134538
Apparently 10% are some form of LGBTBBQGRASS. 4% seems really high
>>83134616
>2%
is this just open homo/bisexuality? i'd assume repressed/secret ones will bump the number even higher. I mean most women on the internet seem bi- at least the ones who are most active.
>>83125910
Yeah until proper strategy and skill wrecked them. Trust doesn't have to be gay. Thanks to Alexander the Great and his dad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States
3.8 over all reported as gay
8 % claim to have engaged in behavior
>>83134618
>Even Spartan ones
Spartans had a faction in the army that intentionally utilized gay couples so they'd fight harder so their butt buddy wouldn't die.
Don't know about the other guys.
>>83134701
>people on the internet seem a certain way
Yeah it's all bullshit.
>>83134740
Why is DC so gay?
>>83120661
this is correct and we've all said so since CAWS
>>83134740
>DC at 10%
Fags a literally running Washington
>>83134740
>8 % claim to have engaged in behavior
Does that count jerking off back-to-back with a buddy while staying at his house during high school?
>>83127047
how new are you to the internet?
>>83131405
except Kirk/Spock fans were given more content and hints at it from the writers/actors. Even going on to showing the reactions to it from the characters. With Steve/Bucky all we get is "no homo".
If we let the homos marry each other, they'll eventually breed themselves out right, RIGHT?
>>83132968
Lucky anon has grown up and left the bro dudes behind
>>83134929
Did they finally agree on whether there was a gay gene or not?
>>83134914
When did you get "No Homo"? I thought the Director and actors even made jokes about it?
>>83134948
But those dudes were pretty bro-tier.
>>83134152
kek blind anon
>>83135006
>when did you get "no homo"
Sharon
>>83134914
Chris Evans said Steve would marry Bucky. The Russo brothers also said Civil War is a love story.
>>83135083
So wait being straight is "no homo"? So are all heterosexual acts just masking latent homosexuality?
>>83135167
>The Russo brothers also said Civil War is a love story.
Tony's love for his mother.
>>83120661
Everyone gets BLACKED Panthered.
>>83135203
>All hetero acts
what thread do you think you're in anon
>>83128405
Because they never learned how to filter. Normal people already know to deride people (or, well, just men; we haven't progressed enough for women to be included more often here) who keep seeing every little act of affection as full-blown lust for one's self.
Doesn't help that an alarming amount of attention is given to the most mentally deficient of homosexuals.
>>83135167
The four loves my man, Philia.
>>83135205
I'm just so happy this will never be canon and fat tumblrfucks will stick to Huffington/Buzzfeed articles.
Thank god.
This would be the perfect time to DC announce a Midnighter series and poses as #PROGRESSIVE over Marvel. But those dumb cunts can't think, so they keep behind.
>>83120661
Well, the comics it was basically Cap and Tony trying to win the heart of Spiderman.
>>83135693
>and fat tumblrfucks will stick to Huffington/Buzzfeed articles.
You didn't read the thread before posting, did you?
>>83130773
B-b-b-b-but muh Sherlock fanfic...
>>83121890
It makes sense. None of them have ever had friends so they obviously assume anyone in any sort of friendly relationship must be fucking/want to fuck.
>>83135734
Not him but frankly, this thread is pretty sensible for /co/mblr.
>>83135783
Pretty much, they also have no (satisfying) sexual lives but must be horny as fuck, so they let that cloud whatever they see.
It was pretty much confirmed when they shipped two sister of a kids' movie togheter.
>>83134929
You really think it's the gay people who give birth to more gays?
>>83136167
look 4chan is full of horny virgin fat male nerds. tumblr is full horny virginal fat female nerds.
2 + 2 = ?
>>83135720
>in an alternate universe, Tony was a woman, and she and Cap got married and avoid the whole problem
If anything, Civil War is an argument for them not being gay, otherwise they would've just sexed the problem away like they did in that alternate universe. Just with more butt stuff.
>>83129418
if god is real
why does he let crime go unpunished?
>>83136302
For the same reason you go kill people in GTA.
It's funnier that way, when you're untouched by it all.
>>83136225
You make me wish I had my old computer so I could dig up those years-old tumblrtan/suitanon shipping pictures
>>83120661
Christ alive I hate this shit. Can't men just be friends? Do women and gays not understand male friendship anymore?
Only Stucky can make America great again.
>>83136519
I gotchu, anon.
No, no. This is great. Tumblr is pissed at the possibility of Cap being a nazi right now. Make him a gay nazi.
>>83120661
maybe, but that is ok with me. captain fagmerica and butfucky can do whatever they want. more ladies for me. thank you very much. keep faggin co
>>83136579
Friendship is bad.
Homosexuality is good.
Do not become friends with other people.
Living a solitary life with your gay partner.
Do not breed.
Do not fraternize.
Do not engage in group activities.
Let your race die.
>>83136981
>Make him a gay nazi
Tumblr already did this with Captain Hydra.
>>83137089
Sounds like a win-win to me.
>>83135167
>Implying that a 'love story' must be about a sexual or romantic love.
No wonder you guys are such shit writers, /co/. Jesus fucking christ what has happened to the world of creatives.
>>83137070
/pol/ pls, you already have your board. Nobody wants you here.
>>83137089
everyone was mind probed after secret invasion so i dont see that happening. but hey, i dont write shitty comics
>>83135167
taking bets....steve is the wife in the relationship
>>83135046
stop pushing bucky, you are gonna get a hernia
Joe Russo
“What’s fascinating about the Cap-Bucky story as well is it’s a love story. These are two guys who grew up together, and so they have that same emotional connection to each other as brothers would, and even more so because Bucky was all Steve [Rogers] had growing up.”
Sebastion Stan
“I think it’s easy and generalising it to say that they’re lovers, when you’re forgetting that one has a lot of guilt because he swore to be the protector of the other, the father figure or older brother so to speak, and then left him behind. I have no qualms with it but I think people like to see it much more as a love story than it actually is. It’s brotherhood to me.”
Soons a dick heads see love story they jump on that click bait shit and think they are fucking
Hydra is behind this.
>>83120661
oh, I understand. so I can't complain about so people on twatter wanting captain america to be gay, but people can talk about love affairs with Bucky? Fuck you guys. Fuck this board.
>comicbook Steve Rogers is HYDRA all along
>movie Steve Rogers petitioned to be gay
The newest Disney princess
Another win for Marvel! take that DC!
>>83140457
>Captain America attends Manta's birthday party.jpg
>no friendship allowed
>>83137089
>>83139812
>literally ends up being a Hydra Agent in the most recent comic
Jesus christ.
>>83126941
>No one doubts Reed, Tony, Cyclops and Wolverine are straight because they fuck women.
Didn't stop Bendis from making Iceman gay.
>>83125039
Fangirls aren't new. Making it political to be a shipper is.
>Marvel needs to make Steve Gay because they are homophobic if they don't!
Then they argue over who with because if it's not Sam it's racist white dick.
Fucking go to hell any shippers. Straight shippers in the caboose.
