I wish...
>>83082075
That i had my waifu be real and she would love me
>>83082219
Yes
Fox didn't make me into a cuck.
>>83082075
Nice meme
>>83082075
someone would put this cartoon out of it's misery
>>83083020
Cancelled, and then a 30 season sequel is made by the nuPPG team
>>83082075
DC would get bought by Marvel.
>>83083020
This.
That generals can get along with each other.
>>83084406
Now the board is nothing but generals and every poster comes from tumblr.
>>83083288
it's shit.
>>83084884
I know, that's why Marvel needs to buy it and fix it.
>>83082075
That zootopia was real and I was a successful Buffalo there.
>2 years ago I would've cut off a finger for a Mission Hill reboot
>now I would cut off a finger to prevent a Mission Hill reboot
So much can change in 2 years...Seriously, has there been ONE good reboot in the last few years?
>>83084950
I just wanna fuck that rabbit.
I wish there weren't so many god damn monkey's paw threads
I wish Disney Infinity wasn't cancelled.
What happens if the wish is really shitty to began with?
>>83085028
Granted, Disney Infinity has been repurposed into a pachenko machine. Level up your characters by taking them to your local casino and other gambling establishments.
I wish for another DC Vs Marvel, that leads to a JLA Vs The Avengers, and concludes with 12 interconnected Amaglam one offs.
>>83082075
For more maggie lewds. Or at least in the sauce to them.
>>83084789
I can tell. No wonder there are 50 Steven universe threads.
>>83086160
Granted. They're all drawn by Dobson.
>>83086339
Thank you based anon. You just made my night.
I wish for a very special episode of the power puff girls reboot
>>83084789
I never wanted this.
>>83086243
>Implying it isn't normies
>>83082075
I had a girlfriend with no dick.
>>83086542
OK, granted, you now have a girlfriend, and you have no dick.
>>83086574
God damn it.
That's a good one, Anon.
>>83086623
Get me back, then.
I wish that Deadpool fanboys were a little less autistic.
>>83086754I take offense yo that, I actually really like Deadpool.
But a'ight. I'll play.
Your wish is granted, but now Spider-Man fanboys take their place as the most Autistic fanbase ever.
>>83082075
I wish bendis wasn't marvel's top writter.I also wish I could find my fucking porn flash drive
>>83086916
Wish 1 granted, now he's DC's top writer.
And wish two also granted, but all your porn has been deleted and replaced with guro.
>>83086861
I'm only talking about the middle schoolers who think 4th wall break=automatically clever.
>>83086861
OK, you found it, and he isn't top writer.
...
But he is top writer for all of the porn you'll ever watch.
>>83086985
>Inb4 it was already guro
>>83086160
All of it for fetishes that aren't yours. In fact it appeals to your least favorite fetish.
>>83082075
I wish to go to the festival.
>>83087003
I'm cuming
Your cumming
Yes I am cuming
You are achieving orgasm
Yes I'm cumming
Ok I got it
I wish that shows had more lesbian relationship with no lesbian's don't get a happy ending cliche, with no lesbian characters dying, no torturing them causing them to break up, no having to marry a male because of status quo only for her to cheat on the marriage.
>>83087061
*unzips penis*
>>83087152
>>>/tumblr/
>>83087050
That turns me on anon. Besides there's no pedophilia and guto in her art so I'm good.
>>83087222
Teehee... Just because I ask for a lesbian relationship I must be for tumblr? Well fuck you I'm not one of this back-water uber politically correct, whining, bratty, sexist, racist bullies because apparently they
are extroverts and according to the world people should give a fuck about extroverts the world can suck my right nut then.
I wish that Stan Lee out lives RDJ.
>>83090029
1 second after Anon had posted this, both Stan Lee and RDJ were involved in a car crash.
RDJ died in 1 millisecond.
Stan died in 2.
>>83082219
Granted, but she's psychotically in love with you and threatens your life if you even talk to another girl.
>>83082219
Granted. You are now forever stuck in a coma with your waifu as the recurring theme of your unwaking dreams. You live in a vegitative state until your insurance decides to cut life support.She can never exist in real life because she doesn't physically exist.
>>83090285
>implying that's a bad thing
>implying yandere isn't perfection
>implying I talk to girls
>>83090285
Literally what is the downside
>>83090668
>She can never exist in real life because she doesn't physically exist.
This one seems like a stretch, sorry. He stated that his waifu would be real, you can't turn around and say, "Well, she's not REALLY real!"
>>83082075
I wish I don't have to eat all these eggs.
>>83090808
Granted. The eggs now have to eat you.
>>83082219
Granted. She comes to life but her anatomy is in the same style she's drawn in, and not only does she look like hideous freak of nature but it physically hurts her to live, and she can only die when you die.
>>83083020
Done
Family Guy becomes the official successor to The Simpsons, lasting for a total of 27 seasons and finishing with a commercially successful movie
>>83086503
Done
The Powerpuff Girls tackle teen pregnancy in a very badly written episode that is well received because of a few shots at MTV's Teen Mom show
>>83090764
>>83090785
Fine. She locks you bound in the basement so she always knows what you're doing.
>>83085016
Granted
/co/ will now be flooded with anime vs cartoon threads that are essentially /a/ vs /co/ meme spouting battles
>>83091543
As long as I have internet this still would be an upgrade.
>>83087061
Then the festival you shall go, but nothing there will be exciting!
>>83091864
>As long as I have internet
you don't
I wish for a good video game cartoon without cringe humor or pandering
>>83091864
What part of "bound" don't you understand?
>>83092142
Granted. It's based on the Phoenix game for Atari and is canceled after one episode due to lack of interest.
I wish the current cape movie and TV show bubble would burst.
I wish for a submissive futa supergirl as my wife.
For White Wally to die and never come back
>>83092631
Granted. Introducing a new character named Willy East, with the exact same features and personality of white Wally.
>>83092507
Granted, you a given a submissive futa Supergirl body pillow and a marriage certificate making your union legal.
>>83092697
Close enough.
>>83092685
Now I wish for him to die and never return! I have a strange 751 fingered monkeys paw
i wish this was a new vidya toon
>>83091543
So shes my mother?
I wish all the /tv/, /v/, and /pol/ shitposters would leave /co/ forever.
>>83092912
Granted, /co/ is shut down and integrated into /mlp/.
>>83087152
Granted, but it is only filmed and can only be watched between 4 and 5 am in the most war torn country in Africa, by the strongest warlord. And it is live action.
>>83087152
Sure thing.
The writers are so adamant about avoiding lesbian bad end cliches that they overcompensate and create a tepid, lukewarm romance between two uninteresting lesbians and the show lacks any conflict whatsoever. Within two years everyone forgets about it because it's not even interesting enough to be bad.
>>83092912
But then all that would remain is tumblr
>>83082075
That I could turn back time
I wish Adventure Time got good again
>>83095087
Granted. But when you turn back time, you don't retain your future knowledge, so you make the same mistakes, and trap yourself and all of time in an endless loop, ending at the point you get this power and starting at the point you turn back to.
>>83095188
Done
It panders to your tastes, but will be a commercial flop and it will get canceled
>>83095491
thanks
I wish the Lich never existed.
>>83091132
Oh god I can picture it
>>83092500
Granted capes in general die along with it
>>83083288
Granted the amalgamation inherits the worst traits of each company
>>83097489
And nothing of value was lost
>>83084977
Judge Dredd
>>83084977
no
>PPG
>Ghostbusters
>Teen Titans
>No Mako Samurai Jack
end the suffering
I wish I was a normie.
>>83082075
For dubs
>>83098305
>>83098230
This.
>>83098305
Granted but I'm you.
>>83098230
Granted.
You are now a normie in the middle of a school shooting.
Find cover!
>>83098332
So would a normie get shot or blend in like a fish in a school?
Wish OMD was undo!
>>83098332
>>83098351
I figured the curse would be that your life is exactly the same except you use reddit instead of 4chan.
>>83098372
OH GOD NO. I wish I hadn't done the thing to is wish the first one I said!
>>83098366
Granted they end the marriage by having her turn into a complete fucking arsehole out of nowhere instead
I wish Ratchet and Clank got a TV series.
>>83098771
Granted, it airs on Cartoon Network and is one of the few shows not done in a CalArts-inspired style and is somewhat successful.But it has a crossover 4-episode event with Steven Universe that's canon to both shows.
>>83097845
For Samurai Jack I'm hoping they end up doing something similar to The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Aku appears in a new form in, like, every episode (or he cycles between like eight forms) and each form is voiced by someone different.
>>83095375
Literally the probabily plot of Rebuild of Evangelion
>>83098800
Could be alright
>>83082075
That Mania would come back!
I wish more shows featured slime girls
>>83099068
Did I mention that the main villain for the crossover would beEmperor Tachyon and Artemis Zogg?
I wish that Dragon Ball Super gets the buu-saga animation team and Bruce Faulconer back with an all-new score and Akira Toriyama finally remembers and cares about the shit he does and gives us a sequel series that actually is good
>>83091086
>Only 27 seasons
C'mon you can do better than that
>>83082075
I wish Adult Swim would do a sloppy job at rerunning Gundam Wing and G Gundam
>>83099107
Done, they're all shapeless masses of ooze wearing a wig and a skirt.
I wish for T H I C K
>>83098800
>Jasper Vs Giant Clank
I'm okay with this.
>>83099234
>Emperor Tachyon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBAC9HMKsw
>>83091086
Hell on Earth.
>>83091086
that's dark...
I wish for more well drawn Joy lewds that cater to my fetishes and contain no third party OCs.
I wish that Act 6 was good and was 3 years shorter.
>>83093000
Be honest with me /co/, if you could choose between sharing your board with /tv/, /v/ and /pol/ or with /mlp/ which one would you chose?
>>83099573
That's even better
>>83099676
granted but they are now filled with helium
>>83100724
Granted but its going to cater to a really deep, disguting fetish you didn't knew you had
>>83100800
>really deep, disguting fetish you didn't knew you had
Which one?
>>83100755
/tv/ because at least it's along the same lines
>>83082075
that my gf and I could swap genders and still be qt.
I wish Zack Snyder never took charge of Comic book movies
>mfw this is a wish that cannot possibly go wrong for me
>>83100934
Granted, now Adam Sandler takes charge of them.
>>83100934
Congratulations, comic book movies died in the 90s. The dominant blockbuster genre is now interracial cuckold porn.
>>83100948
What have I done
>>83100952
This is something I can live with, as the very idea of interracial cuckold porn in iMax 3D grossing hundreds of millions is fucking hilarious
>>83100934
Batman vs Superman
by M. Shamalayamandoo
>>83100746
Granted. Disc 3 is now part of Act 7 instead. Homestuck is otherwise the same.
>>83101002
Actually, it still wouldn't be that good, now that I think about it.
>>83100839scatholy mother of shit taste batman
>>83101029
It's a good thing the lewds are varied fetish wise because you can't mix vanilla and /d/ without it becoming /d/ so the pictures don't always contain scat
I wish #SaveWoY will work
>>83098504
Honestly that's fine. I just hate the idea of "I hate this so I will make it not exist!" Than the marriage.
>>83101029
That's not a downside. You said it's his fetish so he doesn't suffer at all.
>>83082075
I wish this monkey paw had never existed.
>>83101410
Granted but the downside is the monkey paw still exists
>>83101178
Meet your new writers, the guys behind the PPG reboot
>>83101440
then my wish hasn't been granted.
>>83082075
I wish they had never introduced Lucky to KotH.
>>83101447
Fuck....just end me now
>>83101751
Granted, the show never got the greenlight past the pilot
