[The night was unfruitful as I wandered from bar to bar, seeking a love partner appreciative of my style mastery. The passage of time blurred, and as night turned once again to day, I stumbled into a busy arena of onlookers. In my tired state, I accepted a trophy which I was too tired to read. Eventually I made it home, and upon waking the next morning, I finally deciphered the award's inscription. "Ugliest Dog."
I know a knot Ronnie would know right off the bat!
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>>83063770
Why is she so sweaty?
>>83064476
Well it is summer time anon. Obviously she is in heat and just can't resist the sexual appetite of a fashion worhty man sitting next to her.
>>83064476
Because Ronnie's presence has her terrified.
>>83064246
this will always be one of my favorites
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>>83064497
I thought she had diarrhea and was straining not to shit her pants.
>>83064246
This one never gets old
>>83063770
i used to have a manbun myself and i regret cutting it
>>83068727
You shouldn't regret it. Maybe if it was a mullet.
>>83068943
no, no, my hair is shorter now and it looks worse
>>83068966
Should've paid more than $5 for that haircut.
>>83068993
i went to a stylist
it only looks good in one specific configuration using hair gel now
>>83069067
Maybe your hair just sucks. Don't worry, it grows back.
>>83069067
Ok, so you've got a problem of the opposite end of the spectrum.
What you really need is the Hitler youth haircut, that looks good on most anyone and isn't that hard to do.
I ahven't been keeping up. I want to know if a certain implication has turned out to be true.
Ronnie, as the chikky nugg clone of Kris "Santa Claus" Kringle, unconsciously creates replacements to meet his needs. Kris has murdered them all except for two: Motivation Dude and Runnie Replace. He probably let M-Dude live because he trusts his own version, Manka Kinitro (the Krampus). But why let the other live? THere can only be one explanation. So my question is...Have we met Krus Krungle Replace yet?
>>83069207
Not yet. Maybe in a few months.
>>83069138
That's the exact haircut I have now, it doesn't work that well for curly hair
>>83069351
Welp, should have weeded out those Jewish genes.
>>83069378I'm indianish.
>>83063770
>tfw the Fast Food shill has moved to shilling men's fashion magazines
>>83064043
We all know he's too fat to hang himself.
>>83064215
Good on you anon
>>83064426
I have a feeling this actually happened.
>>83069384
Then put on a turban, say you're Sikh and be done.
>>83069672
Everyonewho owns a fridgehas had this happen to them at least once, anon.
>>83069830
I don't hang things on my fridge tbqh.
>>83069830
fucking magnets. You have one job.
>>83072421
Will they ever learn?
>>83072421
But how do they work?
