CHEATING
FUCKING
WHORE
even shemales cuck
Is this going to turn into a cuckold arc? His mother IS a dom and his father turned out to be gay. Considering all the other characters I think this is a very strong possibility. I for one welcome it.
I thought she had longer hair and glasses with a septum and was fucking the brunette dude.
That's his mom, OP.
You can tell because he said he's going to visit his mom, and then he appears in front of his mom.
>>83055948
>his mom's eye in the bottom left panel
Does he have a robot hand or something?
>>83056117
Yes.
Pretending to be retarded is not the way to go about attacking Jeph's work. It should be very easy as it is. It's low-hanging fruit.
>>83055948
That's not Claire.
>Is something the matter?
Who talks like that
>>83055948
I'm still mad about Chad's pit hair.
It's literally a fucking scribble.
Does Clinton have a different mom than Claire? Because that lady in this strip looks to have a different body type than the mom Claire lives with.
>>83056220
That's not particularly weird. If anything that's stereotypical mom politeness.
Is his name actually Chad?
>>83056293
The Augustuses have two moms. They're also twins. The moms I mean.
so where's the porn, it's been a whole weekened
>>83056534
ree and so forth
>>83055948
>being a bigger tard than Jephery
that's his mom you dork
>>83057298
>Mrs Agustus and Chad Thunderbulge have been locked up all weekend having non stop kinky sex
You'll get it when they are done. Next week.
>>83057653
>Clinton has to force himself to buy a case of gatorade just so his mom doesn't die from dehydration after day 4
>>83056245
>his pit hair isn't literally a scribble
Get a load of this guy
I believe some called this, minus one small detail.
>>83058998
goddamn it I hate how ruined Claire is
>>83056293
I think Jeph may have forgotten what she looked like.
>>83058998
>I manipulated you, and regardless of my intentions, it was wrong of me
>I forgive you but we have more important matters to discuss
Who talks like this out loud? It reads like he copypasted Claire's line there from a debate on a forum discussing his comic.
>>83055948
the last time that happened to me, i put her shit in a box and left it by the door. texted her to pick up her shit. then i didn't talk to her ever again.
>Stories don't need tension or conflict.
t. Jeff Jacks
Are they brother and sister?
>>83059206
That's no way to treat your mom, dude. She's allowed to have sex.
>>83059206
How did you get your mom's shit?
>>83059198
Nobody. That's why Jeph writes a comic on the internet and doesn't have a real writing job.
>>83059206
... You realize that's his mother, right?
>>83059291
I know
>>83055948
>His mother IS a dom and his father turned out to be gay.
Wait, did you not only mistake Clinton's mom for Claire, but mistook Clinton for Marten?
Goddamn anon, I know this isn't a very good comic worth paying a lot of attention to and there is a shitton of sameface in the art, but you could at least try to pay attention and know what you're talking about before starting a thread.
>>83055948
now that you've monumentally fucked up delete the thread
>>83058998
>le social problems solved with overt "I realize everything I did wrong" apologies
Jeph's author's trademark?
>>83059198
grown siblings do.
>>83059198
adults.
like, actual adults.
>>83055948
what do you call Clint's hairstyle?
all i can get from the internet is the fuccboi cut?
>>83060685
The Hitler youth
>>83060685
Undercut?
>>83059236
>t.
What is this meme and what does it mean?
>>83058998
>I'm upset because I struck out twice today getting pussy and mom's getting stretched out by cock half her age
LMAO. Thought it was Claire, got salty. Then remembered I quit reading this forever ago.
>>83060914
At what age do you quit the hitler youth hair cut?
And for that matter what do you move on to?ind4 nice blog
I just chopped off my fa/tg/uy long hair and facial hair to have a better chance landing a CS job and I what can only be described as a nazi youth cut.
I'm 22, am I too old for it?
>>83058998
What a pussy!
>>83060934
thanks familia
>>83058998
>they continue to hold each other after hug to talk
>the embrace lasts over a minute
Is this weird, or do I just come from a sterile and unloving WASP family?
is that really his mom?
>>83062817
He seems to think so but she's lost a shit ton of weight, gotten a new nose, and stopped wearing glasses since her previous appearance.
>>83058998
3rd panel, Claire's neck is gone. She looks like a dinosaur.
What was Claire's name before her transition anyway? And isn't it super weird for them to be hugging that long, I'm certain Clinton has known her longer as his brother and brothers don't hold each other like that.
when did clinton get so hot
My sister went to Vancaf. Apparently Jeph made a hand joke that fell flat during his panel.
>>83063306
It started during his date with Emily and really kicked into a new gear after he escaped the fire at that bar.
>>83063338
That's a shame.
>>83063266
That's because clothes are covering her neck up anon.
It does make her look like a fatty tho.
>>83063338
must have been cringeworthy
>>83063382
I'm quite sure it's just bad art. Look at the position of her left shoulder, it's way too close to her head.
And I would not have chosen to colour her scarf that way, it looks like she has a double chin.
>>83055948
That's there mother but I don't blame you for thinking that. jeph fucked up by not having anything indicating it was her for a character so visualy similar
>>83063447
Well he did have a little indication in the dialouge but he fucked the pacing.
>>83056245
Armpit hair.
Pit hair.
But no chest hair at all?
>>83060054
But jephs characters never act like adults
Only one who seems to have any sort of maturity is the fucking dominatrix
>>83061477
>Claire's mum is a sexual soulsucker
I love it
>>83063338
>Jeph
>Self awareness
I'm Impressed
Damn it.I wanted a shot of Brun flashing Clinton/the viewer, as she looked busty, or at least of her nude or sucking dick or something.
Now what do I fap to?
>>83063338
Gotta hand it to him, I like the cut of his jib whenever he goes out on a limb and takes a stab at jokes like this.
>>83061541
I'm pretty sure it's the WASP thing. Hell, my friends tell me other families actually LOVE each other or something.
>>83063206
>wearing glasses in bed
>>83064228
holy shit carlos
>>83064286
Or just to answer the door.
>>83064286
Speaking of glasses Clinton hasn't gotten a new pair yet and he's gotten changed between the two comics.
Any chance it'll stick and this will be his new design?
>>83064577
Or maybe he's wearing contacts today? I like to switch it up, myself.
I mean no, wait, that would mean Jeph isn't being lazy. HACQUES
>>83063338
He's starting to lose his touch......
>>83055948
This is actually funny.
Guest writer?
>>83065855
Well when you stab yourself in the hand there's bound to be some nerve damage.
>>83061015
It's an /int/ meme.
t. is Finnish for Sincerely.
>>83064660
Actually, it's lazier, since he's drawing less.
>>83066046
No, you're just retarded
Alright, anyone else?
>>83067611
where's the porn of trannie mom pulling a train
>>83067631
If I could draw, I wouldn't draw that
>>83059206
> Kicking your mother out
Even >if she is a whore that's still pretty shitty senpai.
>>83064286
Answering the door, though. You don't want to answer it blind and accidentally invite in Carrot Top.
>>83067631
I should commission an artist to draw Claire's mom getting DP'd and wondering when the rest of the basketball team will show up
>>83059206
What, was your mom cheating on you or something?
>>83063593
my body hair is like that
i do get some strands of hair on my chest but it looks disgusting so i shave it off
>>83061234
>I'm 22, am I too old for it?
no but if you have shit facial aesthetics or are fat you will look disgusting
>>83060685
The Cold Sniper. Unfortunately for Clinton, it doesn't quite work if you're a sackless fagwad.
>>83068084
She could be nearsighted. I can see things within 6 ft of me pretty well without my contacts, but any further than that and things become blurry.
>>83059562
Yes, and they have to state it real explicitly like that so that everyone understands any underlying tensions from this conflict have been completely rid of, so it will never be brought up again and he can move on to his next half cocked storyline.
Remember when Marigold and Teen Girl were going to do Lets Plays?
>>83068521
I'm still kinda confused. Is that his mom or not?
>>83058998
>dat jawline
at least he's accurately portraying what a trainwreck tranny's are in real life lookswise
>>83059206
> the last time
> it keeps happening
>>83070526
Yes it is his mom. What's so confusing about it?
>>83055948
Why would you clutch yourself with a metal hand to warm up?
>>83070691
>machines don't produce heat
>>83071593
I would not be surprised it there is mention of the hand being cold somewhere
So, like, does that house have 25ft high ceilings or something? I'm not gettin' that perspective.
>>83058998
Clinton looks hotter than Claire.
Also Claire being a dindu indeed was called. She can NOT have conflict be her fault.
>>83072679
>no gauges
>no septum piercings
>no freckles i.e milky skin
>no problem glasses
>effay as fuck hair
Cliton confirmed for more attractive sibling.
>>83073324
It's too late to save Claire.
But we can still force feminize Clinton.
>>83074837
and then he can go with his mom trolling for dick
>>83074837
>>83072563
it has to have enough space to fit Claire's dick
Why is Marten so gay?
What went wrong?
>>83078588
>what went wrong
The dude gets hollowed out by three feet of feminine dick every night.
He's living the dream!
>>83078588
He blew it with a hot bisexual swedish woman.
>>83078588
the mental illness of the creator
>>83081861
I know the top drawing is supposed to look cute but those giant holes in his ear lobes are pretty repulsive.
>>83061541
I think the last panel is meant to be an arm grab.
>>83061234
If you're asking /co/ whether you're allowed to have a haircut you've got way bigger prollems son.
>>83063338
I would have laughed. Probably just people trying to be nice, that or they don't care about him and didn't even know what he was talking about.
>>83082187
not really, in Hack's mind that shit is cute, but not to the rest of us
>>83055948
Damn fuck Jeph.
His precious little almost self-insert does something shitty and instead of delivering any consequences he immediately forgives it and now instead makes the brother do something shitty so the fire shifts to him.
It's obvious the outcome of this is "omg clitoris you're being so sexist, the patriots did this. mom can suck dick 360 degrees a year u cis robot hand bitch ass little red head nigga"
>>83085174
I shouldn't have googled that.
>>83055948
I really wish you people would get off this whole "Cuckold" thing. It's old and tired. And "cuck" has been so chronically overused it's ceased to have any meaning whatsoever
Just knock it off already.
>>83056293
>Does Clinton have a different mom than Claire?
That wasn't their mom we saw with Claire
>>83059263
>Having sex with milf
>Her son walks in on you
>You know and like her son
>Try to initiate a conversation with both while in your boxers instead of avoiding g making the situation even more awkward
I hate shit like this and refuse to believe it happens in real life
>>83085937
It's CHAD, anon. CHAD doesn't care about your social niceties and awkward situations. CHAD is eating PIZZA and fucking your MOM while you deal with MENTAL TRAUMA.
>>83085785
Fuck off cuck
>>83082187
I work delivery, an actually see people with those things.
>>83082187
You have no idea how much I concur. It is utter abomination. Every single social abortion with "ear gauge" holes deserves to be padlocked.
>>83055948
I dont follow this comic but even context clues make it obvious its his mother you stupid fucking retard, I bet you are legitimately handicapped.
>>83061100
>Twice
Wait, I just realized I have no idea what happened after the bar burned down. You're telling me he couldn't even manage to bring the bartender to pound town even when she invited him to her place?
>>83086161
Sensitive Jeph Webcomic? Having a MAN force his foul PATRIARCHY TOOL onto a vulnerable WOMAN? NOT IN THIS LIFETIME, PAL.
I don't follow this comic but I kinda like what the author's doing with trans characters.
I'm so tired of trans people being shown as angels on Earth who can do no wrong.
>>83055948
She's got a muscular guy with a nice bulge. This turns me on for some reason. Damn, I need some dick.
>>83086300
That's the sad reality of QC, for all his badness Jeph used to at least be somewhat decent at coming up with some interesting female characters. Back when Dora and Faye were the two prominent women it was actually interesting that they were both kind of pieces of shit with a range of realistic human flaws. But nowadays Jeph self-censors himself too much and lets himself get bullied around by his fans and so his non-male characters get increasingly perfect, any tension or conflict gets immediately smoothed over within 2 pages with ridiculous hammy apologies and promises like we just saw. Everyone woman in the comic now is a hard-working genius with maybe one special snowflake personality "quirk" that you'd better learn to accept and not fetishize, shitlord, etc etc.
>>83086050
How do you know his name is Chad?
>>83086714
CHAD is eating PIZZA and being named CHAD while you're reading a shitty WEBCOMIC.
>>83086131
Why do they do it? How can people think they actually look GOOD with that shit?
>>83086589
If I recall correctly, didn't he have some comic that basically shit on tumblr and their knee-jerk reactions to trivial shit?
It'd be disappointing to see him pull a 180 on that stance.
>>83086741
That's not really answering the question
>>83085825
Tell me the dick isn't shopped
>>83086863
Okay.
The dick isn't shopped.
>>83086914
Damn son
>>83056293
>the mom Claire lives with
I forgot Claire lived there too, meaning Chad is fucking Mrs Whatever-their-last-name-is in the house Claire lives in. I wonder if she's met him. Or did she move out?
>>83086714
It probably isn't, Chad is just a meme name /r9k/ uses for men they don't like, particularly if said "Chad" is having sex with a girl their crushing on.
>>83058998
>>83059034
>>83064228
FUCK YOU CARno actually that was fucking hilarious.
>>83087019
Actually it IS shopped. But you asked me to say otherwise, so...
>>83089472
They had to shrink it so you could see the dialogue bubbles
>>83068456
I got pit hair because there's no more room on my chest
>>83088428
This is like my moral degeneration hentai but with an extra of ugliness
Anyone got the TRANCE edits?
>>83058998
This looks like such trash.
>>83055948
>>83056171
>>83058998
>>83059034
Holy shit I havent read this comic since December. Its so far left now its almost unbearable to read. I read through 6 months of strips in 20 minutes.
>unicorns
>dude angry white males lmao
>trans bigotry
>robots are people too
>anime eyes
>squeeee
>lesbians everywhere
>claire even more tumblr
>new art style
when will it end
>>83086714
the subtitle at the bottom of the comic calls him Chad
I stopped reading QC years ago but occasionally drop in on these threads and everytime I think it couldn't possibly get any worse it gets a hundred billion times worse than I could possibly imagine.I did the same thing with Homosuck in the last 2 years of its run.
bump for claire
>>83063266
she looks like she gained 300 lbs in 5 minutes
>>83094246
Ok then.
>>83091658
blessed are you anon
>>83085825
>That GIRL has a PENIS
Goddamn, you faggots are actually worse than Jeph. Every fucking punchline.
>>83094762
At least we're not getting paid.
>>83096028
if the genders were reversed this would be sexist
https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/734882264207609856
Maybe Jeph should hire someone to teach him how to not stab his hands
>>83098637
To be fair, dude he was talking about was kinda being a huge douchebag.
>>83067611
>/int/
It's an ylilauta meme you ignorant fucking retard
>>83094762
We're just taking the piss.
The exact same way Claire and her "mom" do... Standing up.
its always been shit
>>83099018
seems pretty based to me
>>83100728
Wait a second the art got worse after getting so much better
>>83100728
>Spends 13 years drawing a >2000 page strip.
>Art doesn't improve for the past 5 years.
