I wish...
>>83045824
i wish i wish i was a fish
>>83045881
For a new season of Clone High!
With the original cast and producers!
For everyone on /co/ to lead happy and fulfilling lives except me!
I WISH I WERE DEAD!
I wish 4chan never existed
>>83046201
T-thanks, Anon
>>83046235
You already are, on the inside.
>>83045824
>I wish for a adult /co/ board
>/aco/
Well shit!....
>>83046201
Granted.
And they dedicate the rest of their lives to improving yours, making you feel super guilty.
I wish I had a meaningful purpose.
>>83047045
Everyone loves your slap signals!
I wish this little fucker was president.
I wish I could shit out of my mouth.
>>83045824
I wish my parents never let me watch cartoons or play videogames.
I wish I have a giant robot that chicks dig.
I wish good characters were remembered/not dead and continuously featured in good books.
I wish Dan Slott was off Spider-Man and a new writer was given the book
>>83048266
Granted, Stephenie Meyer is now writing Spider-Man and will be introducing some more appropriate and mormon ideals in her debut issue.
>>83045824
I wish Zack Snyder never made Man of Steel.
>>83048358
Granted.
Instead he made the Dark Knight trilogy.
I wish I would steal a runabout
>>83048354
>some more appropriate and mormon ideals in her debut issue.
But this could be... good?
>>83048918
granted but no one will ever know
>>83048626
>CIA Jesus symbolism
>>83045824
I wish fornothing
>>83049449
You stop existing
>>83046290
time paradox. you are caught in a dual einstate of 4chan existing and not existing.
I wish to be a cute girl ~<3
>>83050515
*Everything stops existing
That blonde computer girl on Arrow is cute, I wish she was featured more.
>>83045824
i wish the comic industry was bigger than just dc and marvel and people gave a shit about everything else
>>83053065
Granted, no twist necessary ;)
>>83053974
I don't think you got the joke.
I wish that Brian Michael Bendis dies in a freak car accident on the 25th of May 2016!
I wish Teen Titans would come back!
I wish Tartokovsky got free reign on his next project
I wish for Fifi La Fume to have her own show!
>>83057304
granted, it gets cancelled and all it's work and progress is scrapped before it hits the air.
>>83056897
It already did, no grant necessary.
>>83046290
Granted
You and everyone here will now have their time on 4chan be replaced with reddit, but you will come to the realization that reddit sucks as well
>>83057310
Granted.
It's all about feminism and grrrrrl power.
>>83045824
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And, AND, i dont want any zombie turkeys, i dont want to turn into a turkey myself, and i dont want anymore weird suprises, you got it?
I wish for a show about World War One from the german persepective
>>83047827
It's an EVA Unit.
>>83057897
>you will come to the realization that reddit sucks as well
Too late, I realized that a long time ago.
>>83052998
Granted
You now browse Tumblr regularly and will soon be morbidly obese.
>>83058232
daaaamn so many pony posts lately
enjoy the ban pham
I wish for dank memes to no longer be a thing.
I wish Marvel would stop doing SJW pandering shit
>>83058036
>pilot big badass robot
>get to sit in your mother's womb, the comfiest place known to man, while you're at it
there's no downside, paw's broken
>>83056897
Wish granted
It will have the same art style, but with laughably bad writing, causing an awful rift among fans, and it will get cancelled after one season
I wish my favorite webcomic becomes almost as popular as HomestuckI'm just asking for this one to go wrong
>>83058347
Granted, but instead it starts pandering to obscure social groups you never heard of an will never become a part of
>>83058347
Done. They now pander solely and specifically towards Amish.
>>83058347
granted
they literally just go out of business. No more Marvel.
I wish stan lee would never die
i wish for batman and superman and wonder woman meeting each other in a movie
>>83058847
Granted
The next soul he consumes to maintain his eternal life is yours.
>>83058882
Gra-
oh nevermind
>>83057951
Can you give me a bit more than that? What's the premise of the show? What does Fifi do in the show?
>>83046201
WHY DID YOU DO THIS ANON?
I wish for a Thor vs Hulk film
I wish for Hyperion in the MCU as a parody of MoS Superman
I wish for Alex Ross and Akira Toriyama would work together on some comic with heavy fighting
>>83058232
Its still up :D
>>83047505
we all do
>>83058952
but that would be awesome
>>83059714
>I wish for Hyperion in the MCU as a parody of MoS Superman
This is genius.
>>83059714
>I wish for a Thor vs Hulk movie
Granted. It is directed and chreographed by Ang Lee with Jet Li as Hulk and Chow Yun Fat as Thor.
>>83046290
Welcome to 5chan!
Enjoy your stay!
>>83056193
Done, Bendis dies in a violent car crash. Right next to an experimental robotics company. With his brain still active, his brain is transplanted successfully into an immortal robot. Bendotron proceeds to write the X-Men for the next five centuries.
I wish for health and happiness : ^3
>>83060614
is that supposed to be undesirable?
I wish for a Moonbeam City prequel showing Pizzaz's days as a badass cop before becoming Chief of Police.
>>83058676
I like the Amish a hell of a lot more than SJWs, I'm okay with this.
>>83058347
>captain Britain is a muslim woman
>she smashes a WALL
So SJW it's hilarious
>>83062458
Depends on if you like boring long drawn out stories that don't mean anything and the action scenes are only somewhat interesting.Edward Norton was best Banner
>>83057897
well maybe I'll go and get a SA account!
...:(
>>83057975
Granted.The turkey's a little dry.
>>83046201
wish granted everyone is immediately banned forever
>>83046235
hell is real
>>83046290
we go to the abyss that is 2chan
>>83047045
your purpose is to scoop poop
>>83047505
ok but now all foreigners can run and he gets only 1 term
>>83047827
youre impotent
>>83047974
they are made very expensive to reflect quality
I wish to lose my job, become homeless , and spend an almost unnaturally long life having strangers stomping me
I wish for Pizzaz Miller from Moonbeam City and Valencia from Jim Hardiman's Skunkworks to have hot passionate sex with each other. Some dialogue exchanged between the two beforehand would also be nice, as I find the two characters to be surprisingly similar (don't ask). Oh and Valencia is a skunk woman for those who don't know.
>inb4 furfag
I wish Peter David wrote another 10+ year Hulk run.
>>83063335
Granted. However they're both horrible cosplayers and quite unattractive. The dialogue is casual chat between friends with nothing interesting said other than mean words to offend you.
>>83058847
I wish Stan lee to get involved again with ultimo again.
Gay shota robots and all
>>83045824
I wished for Ghostbusters 3
I am so so sorry
>>83045824
That i was dead....
I wish Disney revokes Wander over Yonder's cancellation and give the show a third season!
>>83066075
Granted, but Disney fires McCracken and the production of the show is taken over by the nuPPG crew.
I wish the that the monkeys paw would revert cancel the pervious anons wish.
>>83066034
Granted
But hell is real, and it's just more of this
I wish X-Men comics would get really pervy again, like back in the Claremont days.
(obviously I'd prefer my personal fetishes get the love but Claremont was a nice general perv example)
I wish Captain America (or the plural there-of) would face more ridiculously silly /pol/ type strawman villians once again.
(nothing says "Cap A" like a punch to Hitler's face)
And for my third wish... Huh, I wish I knew what to wish for next...
>i wish /co/ would stop talking about shitty cartoons
>hiro announces /a/ and /co/ merge
>>83046176
It gets cancelled on another cliffhanger.
Season 3 premieres in 2029 by popular demand.
>>83062666
You lose a perfectly good 10 dollars after you accidentally piss off the mods.
>>83066496
>I wish Captain America (or the plural there-of) would face more ridiculously silly /pol/ type strawman villians once again.
ain't Sam Cap up against full Trump serpent society? 'where in the constitution does it say people have a right to clean air?' etc
>>83063401
Granted. David recieves serious brain damage a month in and his writing turns to pure shit, but they don't fire him because they feel bad. He writes Hulk for the next 25 years.
I wish that /mlp/ was never made.
>>83058232
Kys
>>83058347
Granted they go completely in the other direction and have no minority's in there story's ever.
Although the more I think about it as shit as that would be its still an improvment over the pandering.
>>83067023
Granted but the horsefuckers are now as horrible as the shitposters used to claim and take over the entire board
>>83046235
Granted you end up with your soul pressed into service by some mad wizard
>>83057951
What's the premise of the show? What does Fifi do in the show?
>>83058232
Granted you have to listen to her woe is me I did horrible things speeches day after fucking day
>>83046176
>CLONE HIGH GO
>YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
>>83066164
Granted but it turns out the crew is good at anything that's not power puff girls
My list of wishes you MUST make true or God will smite you:
- Make all female characters attracted to men drenche themsleves in cow shit to be more appealing
- Prolapse Judy's anus into a bloody tentacle spewing pus everywhere
- Rip Grizzy's face off and make a pizza topping out of it
- Make Ursula and King Triton have sex and infect each other with a virus that transforms blood into poo until their bodies are fecal waste
- Make Black Widow and Scarlet Witch comit genocide on all men and make a woman-only world
- Finance the Jiz series
- Make a new Watership Down series, excerpt it has a trans character now
- Make more Hank the Archer porn
- Make a The Thing cartoon sex parody
- Make the Winx officially prostitutes
- Infect Matilda with AIDS and let her be raped by mutant dogs
- Make a Young Avengers animated porno with Wiccan being a twelve year old and having SEX with older men
>>83068115
Holy wishlist very GOD
>>83045824
X-Men would be great again
I wish shitposting culture would go away and never come back.
I never discovered 4chan
>>83062459
Granted, it's live action starring Lena Dunham as Pizzaz
>>83058232
Granted.
You are now banned. :)
I wish the pre-New 52 universe was brought back.
>>83070343
Granted they do it in the most retardedly convoluted way possible
>>83068115
Veyr gud wizh yuss
I wish the MCU was never popular
>>83047505
I hope he legalizes weed
>>83070898
Granted without the movies marvel goes under
>>83058232
This has been up for a whole day.
Interesting.
I wish for Moonbeam City to revived as a comic.
>>83058347
Is this real?
>>83048358
Granted. He made Avengers instead.
And Uwe Boll somehow made a worse Man of Steel.
>>83046201
Granted but they're so happy and successful they never visit co again and you're all alone until it's so dead here that mlp is allowed to migrate back over
>>83073151
Written by Kate Leth
>>83047827
Granted but it's completely sentient and steaks the women from you. Also if you get inside it that's super gay
>>83073151
Great idea, and here's your new artist.
>>83057304
Granted but it goes about as well as Korra and Xiaolin Chronicles
I wish my life was accompanied by the Ed Edd n Eddy soundtrack
>>83057310
Granted, by the team that brought you Bee and Puppycat!
>>83058654
Granted... It attracted literally the homestuck fanbase
>>83075183
Don't know her. What's so bad about her writing the comic?
I wish for all the anti skub degenerates to suffer excruciating death.
That every single one of the retarded Inside Out generals would dissappear forever.
