They Played Us Like A Damn Fiddle! Edition:
Previous thread: >>83032175
>NEW EPISODE on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
MEGA LINK for Same Old World: https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
Daily motion link: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
cummies
First for WRONG EYE
>>83035523
We're back, baby!
>>83035523
https://www.firstonetv.eu/en/stream//fr/42
will this stream be in english?
X for better YD design
Reminder.
>you will never trick a Ruby into having sex with you
Here we go.
which gem can fit the most in their butt?
>>83034550
>episode is about unlocking a new power
>it's another uncle grandpa episode
This is most definitely not my baby.
Stop posting from your shitty phones you fucks
At least get a proper browser
>human episode
Post as many images as possible to trigger image limit autists.
>>83035523
>Ruby... had a hard life
>>83035523
>Ruby's search all over Neptune
>find nothing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io
Nth for Rupis
xth for satisfied lapis
I hope we get to see multiple jaspers with different uniforms as well
will she catch it?
Lapis is a rapist.
>>83035614
you got it captain
Daily reminder that the Rubies will be the start for Jasperdemption
>>83035523
>>83035575
is there anyone in english? i know the eps are dual
New thread? At least we aren't...
>>83035631
But she didn't even blink at Garnet de-fusing into Ruby and Sapphire
>>83035605
>he says while posting a JPG
>>83035624
Sapphire approves.
NEW EPISODE WHEN
>>83035578
You'd have a harder time finding a worse design for Yellow Diamond than the official one.
What a waste.
>>83035647
End your life
Marketing
>"THE CLUSTER"
>Monster battles
>"WHAT WE REALLY ARE"
>Spooky shit
>"This doesn't feel right!"
Actual episodes
>Steven hugs the Cluster into submission
>Lapis being cute
>Peri and Lapis mending their relationship
>A "Ruby and Sapphire are gay" episode with a fun baseball game and a quirky bad guy squad
>>83035647
>>83035631
Rapist is a Lapis
>>83035647
>>83035523
MGS5 really works with SU for some reason
>>83035652
I don't see how that makes her not a rapist.
Xth for ban images from imageboard
>>83035653
we need this with punished ruby
--FRENCH NEW EPISODES FAQ--
DON'T BE A FAGGOT, READ THIS BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
>What's going on?
CN FRANCE IS AIRING EPISODES AHEAD OF CN US'S SCHEDULE.
>Oh really, what episodes?
STEVEN FLOATS, TODAY.
>What time?
2:20 PM EST.
>What does that mean for my timezone?
GOOGLE "TIME IN EST", FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE FROM YOUR NATIVE TIMEZONE, USE 4CHAN LOCAL TIME, OR USE AN ONLINE CONVERTER.
>Won't the episodes be in French?
DUAL AUDIO FRENCH/ENGLISH, THE ENGLISH AUDIO USES THE US VOICE CAST.
>Will there be streams?
YES, FRENCH STREAMS ONLY, EXPECT BORDERLINE TO OUTRIGHT UNWATCHABLE QUALITY.
>So where do I get the English episodes if I don't speak French?
WAIT UP TO AN HOUR AFTER IT AIRS FOR DOWNLOADS, AKA ROUGHLY 3:30 PM EST, MISSEPS IS PROVIDING.
THANK YOU AND VIVE LA FRANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
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does anyone know what the synopsis for Steven Floats is?
I'm loving Lapis right now.
Also it turns Jasper set a bar that will never be reached again.
Everything will be funny slap-stick comedy now. The threat of home-world was just a lie.
>>83035631
We know.
>>83035674
They didn't really advertise hit the diamond at all did they?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Your reaction when the Diamonds were just two pearls and a quartz, the whole time?
>>83035631
>>83035643
I wonder who is behind these posts
>>83035674
Cant wait for Steven Floats, probably some shitty Connie episode.
>Lapis helping out because she has nothing better to do.
>Slowly starts having fun anyways.
She really is a teenager.
>>83035687
A lot of things work with SU for some reason.
>>83035578
Canon design is best design. The warlord look doesn't fit her at all. Evil businesswoman all the way. Complete with sassy secretary.
>>83035606
>BAAAAAAW WHY ARE THERE HUMAN CHARACTERS IN A SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE ON EARTH?????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop it. Seriously.
>>83035674
Either Steven Floats in the most balls to the wall action possible in a made for TV pg-13 cartoon, or the whole trailer was fuckingnothing.jpg
>>83035701
Steven Floats.
>>83035647
Keep up the good work
>>83035692
Oh, I thought you typed racist.
Nevermind
>>83035723
>Canon design is best design
Fucking what
>>83035705
She would. Hope you enjoy the episode, I love you.
>>83035687
I won't scatter your sorrows to the heartless sea
>>83035657
It's over Anon. They saved the world, and the series ended. The threads have only been talking about it for four months.
>>83035719
>>83035687
>>83035645
Reminder that Steven Floats isn't even a part of In Too Deep so it won't air in the US for who knows how long
Reminder that Steven Universe is a Comedy/Drama show, and if you expect good fight scenes or great villains, then you're watching the wrong show.
>>83035723
That's not the canon design, she needs the neck to be three times taller.
>>83035705
she wouldn't kill yourself you worthless faggot
>>83035693
Stay mad image limit autist
Reminder.
>>83035703
IS NOT RAPE IF YOU ENJOY STEVEN
>>83035763
>we will make diamonds from their shards
>>83035797
Wew
I don't even know where to start
>>83035797
>Sapphire and Garnet
>>83035687
Everything works with MGS for some reason
>>83035813
We'll carry them into battle with us
We are Crystal Gems
>it's a "lapis being a moody bitch" episode
>>83035797
This is a fake, Connie hates garnet for being black
Legs.
All the advertising is such bullshit. The tone they set was misleading.
Will there ever be awesome shit, like in jail break, ever again? Was it all just a lie!?
>>83035809
No, it's not rape if he consents to it, and he haven't said "Yes" yet.
>>83035797
>and pearl is here too
kek
>>83035752
can't wait till something poofs her !!so she can put the start somewhere!
>>83035797
>All my friends are here.
>And Pearl is here, too.
>>83035862
In Too Deep has been fucking awesome so far, the best episodes of the entire show.
>>83035797
Here comes a new challenger!
>>83035851
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrh5h9acg8
Could Alexandrite defeat him?Could Steven reason with him?
>>83035884
Yeah, the redesign is long overdue.
>>83035751
>>83035778
>the alien overlord looks kinda weird
>THIS IS AN ATROCITY
Shit like this is why people hate fanbases.
>>83035851
Why were people so unsure about this? Gems can literally grow features
>>83035674
Hey, you're cherry-picking. Gem Drill was solved with pacifism, but it was still obviously supposed to be a creepy episode for the first eight minutes or so. And it was, in my opinion. And the fight was pretty great. So the show lived up to the advertising for the most part. "What we really are" didn't mean shit though. We got cucked on that one.
>>83035523
I can't tell if Punished Ruby could tell that they were being played or if getting the last word in was just a joke.
>>83035773
forget dipper'scheeksthere's a new body part in town:
ruby'sback
>>83035862
>he expected pearl to actually sing what we really are repeatedly in an echoy voice
Setting yourself up for failure
>>83035728
wow, thanks!
>>83035653
That's source-quality from hatebit you fucking dumbass
>>83035797
RIP Peedee
>>83035897
Legs.
>>83035936
>main villain looks goofy as fuck
>try to spin it as "t-they're aliens guys! You're just a bunch of normies!"
apologists like you are why everyone gets a participation medal just for showing up.
>>83035898
not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
>>83035893
Yeah, let's have cutesy watermelon people who were in that one throwaway episode be a plot device to stop the walking plothole that is malachite.
Fucking please.
>>83035942
I think it's affected Sapphire greatly because she was always hinting or teasing the fact she had Legs despite her design.
>>83035936
When the previously established alien's designs DON'T look like it, and then this one character stands out like a sore thumb, that's bad design.
>>83035947
I think the joke was that she's sincerely saying "Thank you" for the directions but she doesn't know how to stop being intense.
You don't stop being intense after everything she's seen.
Anyone know when steven floats airs?
>>83035896
that reminds me, what's the custom regarding wedding rings in places where bigamy isn't illegal? like, you have one on each hand and then what? start stacking them all on your ring fingers, or put the rest on other fingers, condemning them to second-rate wife status, subservient to the first wives?
So, now that we've seen how padless warping works, what do you think happened? It looks like it's entering a subspace, but it's different from the warp space
>>83035947
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>83035728
>>83035953
I want to massage those shoulders.
>>83035947
I just assumed the joke was that particular ruby was really growly and intense even when thanking someone
>>83035862
>The tone they set was misleading.
No it wasn't. The promo was only for SWI and Gem Drill. And again, aside from like the last three scenes of the latter episode, it was the same tone.
>>83035995
Around 19:30 BST.
Streamed crashed hard for me last time though, so you might have to wait a while before we get a proper version of it
>>83035947
I got the impression she was saying 'thanks for teaching us baseball'
>>83035980
>stands out like a sore thumb
shes like 3 stories tall of course she will
>>83035973
Millions of microscopic flagellum.
>>83035972
>That was fucking awesome man, Steven was leading an entire army.
Also, Malachite wasn't a plot device. She was a lore set point.
>>83035797
>>83035995
Silly person air always floats
Also maybe look in the thread you fucking retard.
>>83036002
seemed more like warping space itself, sort of like the zero-shift gravity catapult in Zone of the Enders
>>83035995
In about an hour
>>83035674
I'd be more disappointed if the Space Jam episode wasn't the funniest thing the show had ever done.
Isn't Steven Universe a girl show?
>>83035723
>>83036036
Blue Diamond didn't look completely retarded.
And stop being obtuse, I meant as a comparison to the design in other characters, not there literal sizes.
>>83036060
But anon, we're all girls here
Right?
>yfw this is the first time (not counting fusion class) where we see them all together
>>83035970
EVERYONE in this show looks goofy as fuck. Have you seen the artstyle? I swear, sometimes I think you fucks only watch this show just so you can bitch about it.
In any case, I don't think Yellow Diamond's neck looks goofy. Maybe you're too much of a chucklefuck to not latch on to small details and and over-exaggerate them, but I'm not a meme-spewing retard, thank you.
>>83036002
It's using a controlled black hole to compress the space in front of the ship, thereby allowing it to travel at faster-than-light speeds by not technically traversing the space before it faster-than-light.
>>83036060
>>83035631Why can't she rape me?
>>83036094
I can't believe three of the four crystal gems are nearly the same height.
>>83035590
No, push on m8's...push on!
>>83036060
>>83036039
You need to re-read what I typed, because that is not what I mentioned about malachite.
Can we at least agree that nothing was ever the same after peridot showed up? It's been in cutesy overdrive sense she showed up.
Peridot was the bringer of the end times.
I would Fuck fag ruby up the ass
>>83036094
Shit, you're right. I love how happy Pearl and Amy were to see them.
What is it with recent episodes and borderline retarded levels of plot convenience?
>>83036060
YOU
Pearl is a terrible mother.
>>83036085
I'm a boy.
>>83036053
What gives you that impression? The bubble sphere that was above it seemed like a portal
>>83035942
>>83035973
What? No. It's just that Sapphire has very attractive legs. Kinda hard to blame Ruby for getting distracted.
>>83036128
five of the six
>>83035797Now I'm wondering if anyone knows what this is a reference to.
>>83036084
Why would the diamonds look like any gems we've seen thus far? They're supposed to be polarizing.
>>83036060
>Isn't Steven Universe a girl show?
Anon you ignorant slut.
>>83036147
ARE
>>83036130
I want to put Sapphire over my penis like a crochet toilet paper doll cover.
>>83036160
the way they appeared to stretch and narrow as they zipped away
>>83035611
BELIEVE IN...
>>83036085
>>83036179
THE
>>83036140
I would like to watch
>>83036156
I'm Steven
>>83036084
it was a pun
also i think exaggerated features on the diamonds is to be expected
imagine their modelsheets
Peridot is literally female, race traitor Invader Zim
My only issue with YDs design were the gloves. Everything else reminded me of a scientists outfit, and I don't even mind the neck.
>>83036107
But the hole had dots in it. That doesn't happen with black holes. Also, any energy that they gained from the plant would be lost pushing it again, like trying to lift up your legs to float
>>83035594
Either Yellow Diamond due to largest default starting size reducing the work load on her gem from maintaining a greater than normal size via butt shapeshifting or Amethyst due to her natural shapeshifting talents.
Although I suspect Yellow Diamond also has an increased mass to match her size and since gems can't adjust their density at all w/o changing the relative gravity they are experiencing, if Yellow Diamond and Amethyst both shapeshifted their asses to be of equal size, Yellow Diamond's would be heavier and thus sturdier to bear a load.
So very probably Yellow Diamond.
This doesn't include fusions, in which case I would bet on the 5 gem fusion the Temple is based upon.
>>83036190
>>83036094
feels damn good
>>83036060
I'd say it's more of a "children's show" that everyone can watch, no matter age or gender.
>>83036169
>Diamonds are supposed to stand out and be different!
>That's why she looks like absolute shit
>>83036206
not funny
>>83036193
GEMAS
>>83036220
this is a relic
>>83036187
>a crochet toilet paper doll cover.
>>83036228
>t. hate fun and shill nuby
>>83035947
nubeye and nubob BEST SHIPS
>>83036220
stop making threads outside your containment zone you dykes
http://www.strawpoll.me/10276591
Who is best Ruby?
>>83035624
>her smile fades the second she sees ruby
lapis is the older more mature girl that makes it seem like the main girl will lose to but the dumb mc always picks main girl. lapis and peridot will go fuck each other into too strong to stay on the main cast levels and live in their faggot barn.
>>83035702
The Richingtons have moved in for season 3, and they are a riot.
>>83035980
>the previously established alien's design DON'T look like it
Oh don't they? So I guess the white stick with the bird nose, the purple grape, the red table lamp, and the green potato chip don't count. No no, it's YD who looks weird. Get your head out of your ass.
>>83036197
im stephen
>>83036094
You forgot Steven.
>>83036220
years and it still makes me feel more uncomfortable than almost any comic out there
Wow, Hit the Diamond was awesome. Lapis is turning out much better than I expected.
>>83036220
Nice ending
>>83036246
this is the containment zone
>>83036224
Your argument was hat she stood out like a sore thumb. Regardless of whether you like or dislike her appearance is irrelevant.
>>83036249
You can't stop me.
>>83036205
>mad scientist not wearing gloves
you want them to die from chemical contact dont you
>>83036189
I see what you mean. But that was just the acceleration, since it became elongated due to relativity and approaching c.
>>83036220
That's one a intense moral grey area right there.
>>83036205
The thing about the neck to me wasn't even the length, it was that stupid bulging vein
>>83036253
>filename.
>>83036220
I think the early days of Pearl with Steven were something more like this..
>>83035773
fuck off you stupid bitch
>>83036220
I'm the only one who finds weird that pearl wanted baby steven to suck her nips?
my fiancee's birthday is coming up. I got her a steven universe classroom gem mug from the CN website and also the guide to the crystal gems cause i remember her saying she wanted it last year
did I do good /sug/
p.s. shes the one that got me into the show
>>83036285
I meant the gloves could have looked better. I dunno.
>>83036295
Paul always adds little details like that, I'm sure she'll look different when the others board her.
>>83036293
> intense moral grey area
have you never heard of a wet nurse?
I am so confused on the capability of gems. They can clearly shapeshift, and when corrupted (which we still don't know how it happens) they can either be small and pretty weak (peedle) or fucking huge and capable of summoning clones (pre poof peedle/that giant bird gem monster)
Yet despite this, gems like ruby all default to mostly the same small look? Why do gems even have height differences at all?
>>83036228
>memes need to be funny to be posted
>>83036220
>>83036304
You're not alone.
>>83036300
Why he dropped Ruby?
>>83036208
They'd still have some kind of light-speed or near-light-speed propulsion method, they'd just need to compress the space in front of them first. The black hole wouldn't be the method of propulsion, it's just the method of compressing space in front of them.
Also it wasn't dotted, it looked almost like an unwound bunch of string.
>>83035697
1 HOUR
>>83035702
Nah. The show will be both, I have faith in that. I don't get why people are acting like Hit the Diamond is the first silly episode we've ever had.
>>83035523
WHERE'S THE MEGA FOR THE FRENCH EPISODES!
>>83036257
>the green potato chip
B-but peridot, lapis, and blue diamond have the best designs
>>83036331
Different types of gems.
>>83036293
You what now?
>>83036167
I know what it is anon
>>83036300
what the fuck. that's terrible and sad
>>83036363
>Daily motion link: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
>>83036363
Here's Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
>>83036237
I like fun and funny cartoons.
I hate unfunny cartoons. This isn't hard to grasp.
Also how does one "shill" Ruby?
>>83036380
Fucking Germans.
Less than an hour until frogs!
>>83036308
You cuck.
>>83036069
Why hasn't Indexer been banned again yet?
>>83036331
being big is a sign of authority and power. but, like, a social sign rather than an indicator. making yourself bigger than you are powerful is probably seen as a big faux pas. Ian joked that the reason Jasper was so confused by Steven was because she thought a powerful gem like Rose Quartz had inexplicably decided to hide her power level
>>83036351
They must have FTL.
>>83036060
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS STEVEN, YOU WANT FRY BITS WITH THAT
WHERE'S THE STREAM FOR STEVEN FLOATS
>>83035697
Why can I get primetime television episodes literally 3 minutes after they air but have to wait an hour for SU?
Get your shit together French pirates!
>>83036330
They usually ask a wet-nurse. They don't just breast-feed the kid on the sly while no one is looking.
So what was the reason for making her unproportional? Her hips are giant and she a has tube waist
![TUUj6EV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uMElPBy.jpg "TUUj6EV[1].jpg")
>YOU'RE LYING TO ME
This was Peridot's most Zim moment so far
>>83036404
>>83036415
He evades the bans he gets.
Tell me about Joe
Why does he play the baseball?
>>83036094
>Amethyst
>Sadie
>Ruby
>Sapphire
>Peridot
What is with Sugar's lust for shortstacks? Goodness gracious, this is what really happened to Moria, Rebecca Sugar invaded and kidnapped everyone for her harem.
>>83036404
Reminder that Connie isbad
>>83036430
She's a cartoon rock creature from space anon.
>>83036430
She's an alien made out of gay aliens
>>83036430
because it is, get this
you ready for this
it's a cartoon
>>83035947
>I can't tell if Punished Ruby could tell that they were being played
Punished Ruby has seen some shit.
I think it knows. I think it also knows some shit we the viewers do not. I think that "thank you" to Steven was sincere but Ruby cannot explain to Team Earth Defense Force why a wild goose chase on Neptune is preferable to actually finding Jasper and completing their mission.... maybe the Crystal Gems aren't the only factions out there sick of Homeworld's bullshit...
>>83036430
I don't know, but I'd fuck it
>>83036437
>>83036427
https://www.firstonetv.eu/en/stream///fr/42
1 hour more
>>83036438
He doesn't play. Not anymore.
>>83036430
Because she has Sapphires torso with Ruby's thighs and Sapphires legs.
And also, she's an alien.
>>83036438
He's a heavy hitter
>>83036415
he's been evading multiple permabans since like 2012
>>83036421
>Ian joked that the reason Jasper was so confused by Steven was because she thought a powerful gem like Rose Quartz had inexplicably decided to hide her power level
Wow, she really is Vegeta.
>>83036430
You don't want to fuck that?
>>83036361
It's suppose to be a plot involved episode and it makes the looming threat of homeworld seem less so.
Same goes for when peridot called yellow diamond a clod and it was just the most silly thing.
>>83036436
I thought her yelling for Lazuli in Barn Mates was kinda similar to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVznBNzbCc0
>>83036253
this version is bustier than her human form.
>>83036455
>>83036481
For Uuuu space travel
>>83036474
So are all the episodes just leaking? How does the SU staff feel about this?
>>83036436
how long until Amethyst shapeshifts into a turkey?
>>83036466
There's a chance she's a war vet, so this might actually be true.
>>83036472
>>83036096
There is no need to be upset.
