Gwenpool?
>>83012037
I'm sorry anon, but I'm just not in the mood for cute right now.
>>83012037
Gwen is for hugging
>>83012037
THATS A CUTE KAMALA
>>83012037
I wanna see them eat out each othersass hole
>>83012186
Who's for the most hugging?
Gwen or quad-eye
>>83012186
Gwen is for kicking.
Why is a Muslim celebrating Christmas?
>>83012306
I'm not into bony crazy chicks
>>83012446
Because we respect your consumerist customs, person who identifies as white.
>>83012446
Because Christmas stopped being a religious holiday a long fucking time ago
>>83012186
>tfw you fail to protect her smile
>>83012446
Because she's not as stupid as you.
>>83012186
This actually sounds pretty interesting. I might have to pick it up. Hopefully it stays that way.
>>83012446
Christmas Carol invited her to the party.
>>83012186
>you're in a comic
>someone is reading this
And this bullshit right here is exactly why I DONT read this comic.
>>83012446
Because it's the greatest holiday ever.
>>83012446
Why not?
Coca-Colamas isn't a religious holiday.
It's the day we celebrate Santa bringing the gift of coke to the lonely polar bears up in the north pole, and inventing the super bowl.
Gwenpool.
>>83015610
It makes sense because Gwen is from a world where the marvel universe is a bunch of comics. Not all that diffrent if you where placed in a Gta game.
>>83016523
I am not sure how to feel about this.
>>83016808
Sad, because it's true.
>>83012186
storytime pls?
>>83015610
I wanna see Gwenpool kiss Kamala or another chick
>>83016722
That doesn't make sense and is still fucking stupid. What is a suspension of disbelief? Fuck that right? Why even have fiction at all if I'm constantly reminded it's fiction.
>>83012446
neo pagans and capitalism took it over decades ago
>>83017187
You dropped the context.
>>83014526
If you like Batroc, he's great in Gwenpool.
>>83012207
Gurihiru knows how to draw qt girls, that's for sure.
>>83015610
Did you hate Mutiversity too anon?
>>83017312
We do good work, Christians try to stamp us out with their shitty holiday overwriting but there is more Pagan influence in Easter and Christmas then Christian.
>>83016523
Hot
But also extremely cute.
>>83017266
Except you're not being reminded its not fiction you're being reminded that Gwen is trapped in a world she doesn't belong.
>>83017187
Will this scene be on the show?
>>83017518
Oh look Superboy Prime, WHO I FUCKING HATED BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID COMIC BOOK CHARACTER IN A NON COMIC BOOK WORK ORIGIN.
You're not helping your case.
>>83017523
It's a love/hate thing. At least Morrison does it in a slightly better way but it still bothers me and makes me yawn.
>>83017726
You can do that story a million different creative ways then "HEY YOU ARE READING A COMIC BOOK RIGHT NOW DID YOU KNOW IM IN A COMIC BOOK THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING" SSooooo meta right?
It's shit anon. And waifu shit on top of 4th wall breaking shit.
>>83018423
Why are you so angry? It's not like they're changing an established character to do this little series. You can easily ignore it if you don't like it.
>>83012037
>>83012186
Whose the artist for these?
It drawings kind of look"animeish"
I downloaded gwenpoole but for the fucking life of me this mac wont read a cbt file. Halp pls
>>83018866
Gurihiru.
A pair ofJapaneseartists.
>>83018866
Gurihiru, a Japanese art duo
>>83019048
If you don't want to download a reader, just extract the image files with 7zip.
>>83012446
Because she was born in America and she wants to do American things.
>>83018552
No, we will not coddle him,
Hey you >>83018423 yeah you, the crybaby who don't like meta waifus. You listen hear you tasteless shit stain. Gwen is a golden pink goddess and you will learn to love her or I will come down there to that McDonald's you work at and shove your face in the unsweet tea barrel. Noone drinks that shit, it will taste awful
>>83019310
I'm a Christian, but I'm with Aamir on this one. No one should be happy to assimilate into a mass capitalist tradition. And certainly if you're a Muslim you shouldn't be celebrating Jesus' birthday. Keep the Christ in Christmas, motherfuckers.
>>83018342
Okay, it's not to your taste, that's fine.
I don't like the Punisher. I don't like the core concept of the character. I still don't open up Punisher threads and complain that there are comics out there that don't cater to my specific tastes.
>>83019310
The whole time I was like "who gives a shit" celebrate it if you want to, Christmas is mostly secular anyway, and the tree is a pagan tradition. If you can celebrate Thanksgiving and Halloween you can celebrate christmas
>>83019421
>keep the Christ in Christmas!
>doesnt want heathens to convert and be saved
The fuck kinda shitty Christian are you? It sways them towards God's message rather than away into the Devil's arms.
One is more apt to look into beliefs if it is associated with happy memories, even if they are not the point of the tradition.
>>83019421
Suck a cock, Santa is a Norse god and everything you do on Christmas comes from a far older and better holiday, that you freaks tried and failed to get rid of
>>83012186
Is Gwen retarded or is she just faking the whole "I read comics" shit? If she actually read comics then she'd know that henchmen, mooks, and minions also have costumes.
>>83016298
gonna need the sauce on that one, anon
>>83019667
She is most likely schizophrenic.
waifufags need to be rounded up and put into ovens
>>83012037
Who dat green QT in the background?
>>83019481
>I don't like the Punisher
>>83019068
>>83019101
thanks senpai-senpai
>>83019667
What I'm hoping for is a story later on in the series where she discovers that she's just a fictional character made to believe that she's from the real world.
>>83019310
>not unlike how a job is a job
I love Papa Kamala.I'm unemployed too but at least I finished my damn mechanical engineering degree get it together Amir
>>83012186
why does modok have a mohawk now?
>>83019683
I dont know the source but /u/ has the full pick >>2053601
>>83019908
If he wants a mohawk, are YOU going to be the one to tell him it looks like shit?
>>83019421
why wouldn't muslims celebrate the birth of one of the prophets?
>>83019121
I tried both, and both failed. the massive download thread only results in massive pop ups and shit. And when I can view it it is in black and white.
>>83019683
http://i.imgur.com/OmSwapC.jpg
>>83019959
I don't think it looks like shit, just that the last time I saw Modok he was bald and in the Secret Avengers.
Gwenpool is Marvel's Superboy-Prime
A love letter to Morrison and Morrison-esque stories. An exploration of the relationship between a protagonist and an auxiliary character, the consequences of maintaining such a powerful weapon that is 'plot armor', and the literal/figurative life-giving force of money that serves as the clockwork that runs the gears of the comic industry and thus propels Gwen Poole's life. See that she is a mercenary, an occupation that literally requires her to kill for money as she is killing (entertainment) for our money in real life.
As the Flash taps into the power of the Speedforce, the literary manifestation of movements, acting as both an ability within the narrative and a force that pushes the story forward; Gwen Poole too taps into an unnamed force made of popularity and sales numbers. To live, she must exploit the perceptions of cuteness, crude humor, and a culture of violence. She is both a reflection of the industry itself and the readers who support it. The end of issue 2 shows a pure existential crisis, why does she live and what for?
She is a statement about existence. She exists merely to exist. Her only real goal in life is to become more popular (literally to propagate, like our biological goal) and to continue living. She is a meme in the purest sense.
>>83018552
>>83019481
>>83019396
>there are comics out there that don't cater to my specific tastes.
>You can easily ignore it if you don't like it.
Not really. If it gets too popular it will start infecting other titles too. Like how they aren't a lot of original action animes anymore and it's more and more LITTLE CUTE GIRLS everywhere.
>Gwen is a golden pink goddess and you will learn to love her or
Or the numales will turn comics into bronies and lolis? That's what you're doing here. Gwenpoole represents the cancer killing the industry. Grow some fucking balls and stop liking things because Halo Effect tells you to and there is blood rushing to your cuck-caged excuse for a penis.
>>83020048
Lesbian Kamala is best Kamala
>>83019667
Hence why she considers the possibility that she's a villain of the week for Whor, who has just discovered a mysterious assassin who knows her name. She knows she's in a comic book, but she's considering the possibility she's not actually the main character.
>>83020156
Oh please. If you want to worry about something, worry about MCU synergy.
Gwenpool is a very minor, insignificant threat in comparison.
>>83020452
>MCU synergy
>worry about Cap being white
>worry about Thor being white
>worry about Spider-Man being white
>>83020156
Wow, that is a lot of internet terminology, completely ruining any form of credibility you might have had, Double Spacing Anti-Gwen fag
>>83020943
Gwenpool's white too though.
>>83015610
>>83017266
>>83018342
>>83018423
>>83020156
>>83019789
Wait a second, I think I recognize this highly specific brand of autism.
Megafag, is that you?
>>83020983
Nah, she is light skinned is all
>>83019421
Your a special kind of stupid aren't you? Jesus wasn't even born on Christmas. December 25 was originally a pagan holiday that the christans stole from them (like everything else)
>>83019068
>>83019101
Ah, the style did seem suspiciously refined for Americanime.
>>83019959
There has to be an acronym we can make from it.
MODOK's
Opulent
Hairstyle
for
Advanced
Warfare
and
KILLING.
>>83020947
Please, give me the list of you-approved words and phrases that will possible sway your totally original opinion on this topic.
>>83020452
So you acknowledge it's a threat to everything decent?
>>83022115
No, I'm saying that in your paranoia-laden mind where anything that goes against the norm is a threat to the entire comics industry, there are bigger things to bitch about.
>>83019745
>>83019887
>>83020306
>Gwen might drive herself insane
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
>>83023629
I'm a pre-cog anon. I know these things will come to pass because they always do.
Gwen Poole is cute!
CUTE!
>>83016523
Ronnie's gonna be mad.
>>83027274
Too bad that's all she is
>>83012037
That version of Ms. Marvel is really attractive. Too bad she's a Mudslime, though.
>>83028666
>drawn by Japan
No Satan, she's a Delicious Brown now.
>>83012446
Muslims can celebrate christmas actually but not religiously
>>83019310
>infidel
Oh, fuck. Is this sandnigger gonna pull a Jihad?
>>83017518
>chicken pecking
Oh Christ
>>83012348
This
>>83016523
Dont sexualize the gwenpool
Gwen is cute! cute!
>>83028957
both funny cause of being terrible.
. and honestly, super strength. could have been a joke about him breaking keyboards.
>>83012037
Ms Marvel is so fucking cute!
Gwenpool #6 will be drawn by webcomic, concept, and Deadpool Family artist Irene Strychalski.
>>83019667
She thinks she needs to be the top hero, not a minion, to be the star of the comic. And if you aren't the star of the comic, you are just a target and stepping stone for their drama. Not the best place to be, particularly if your powers are regeneration. that makes you the worf of the group.
"Looks safe in here. Wait, the alien savage gang we are looking for just tore gwen into small pieces and is beating her with her own arms and legs. So send in the heroes, we found them."
>>83019891
I think it's literally stated that Amir only acts as religious as he does to get out of having to a job that "disagrees with my faith".
One of the things that got Papa Kamala to love Amir's wife is that she said he'd be providing for the two of them, as a husband should.
>>83019421
>Keep the Christ in Christmas, motherfuckers.
Fine, but the atheists get to keep Santa.
>>83030435
Gwenpool is pretty clearly sexualized already. I'm actually a little surprised she hasn't made explicit attempts to ramp up her sex appeal to attract readers, but I guess that kind of thing might be a little more cynical towards the comics genre than Marvel would want to publish.
>>83030685
Daddy Khan implied that pretty heavily in the first issue, but Amir's beahviour seems to suggest that his piety is at least partially genuine.
>>83030679
Gwen doesn't have any powers.
>>83012446
Christmas isn't a religious holiday, well maybe sort of pagan, though I doubt many or any actually celebrate that part of it and super strictly at that.
>>83031503
There's a reason a lot of people just call it Xmas.
As far as Japan's concerned it's just another festival.
>>83030608
Very
>>83032496
>>83032496
I'm sorry, I thought that was bigger
>>83028753
Nah, he's too lazy for that.
>>83032496
>>83032496
>>83033508
Here you go famanon.
>>83017518
>Superboy could be shitposting in this board RIGHT NOW
>>83035666
He could be in this very thread!
It could be you!
It could be me!
It could even b-
This shit right here is why I stopped reading comics, all the best shit is from the 70s and 90-2004.
>>83012186
Yes, forfugging.
I need 5 fast facts about Gwenpool, right now
Thats a smile I wanna protect
>>83019396
>I will come down there to that McDonald's you work at and shove your face in the unsweet tea barrel.
>not the fryer
>>83038415
That would kill him, Anon! Are you fucking crazy? Even joking about that kind of thing is NOT cool.
>>83019540
>If you can celebrate Thanksgiving and Halloween you can celebrate christmas
Do the Khans celebrate Halloween and Thanksgiving?
>>83019970
Because a feast holiday doesn't really mix with the fasting holiday they've got going around the same time, I assume.
>>83039398
Ramadan isn't fixed to a particular day or month, so it shifts position on the calendar every year. Christmas would only fall within it a minority of the time.
Also, they only have to fast until the sun goes down. Given Christmas is right next to the winter solstice, they could have their Christmas turkey at like 6 p.m. like anyone else.
