Why was this necessary? I didn't need to know, or see proof, that Spider Woman pumps her breasts for milk.
It's just a joke
>>82947679
>>82947742
a grown woman saying "yucky" at breast milk isn't a joke by any known definition
>>82947679
>I didn't need to know, or see proof, that Spider Woman pumps her breasts for milk.
Are you some kind of fag?
>>82947742
but its a joke that takes an entire page.
in a 20 page book, thats a lot of room to dedicate to just a joke.
>>82947951
Who do you think the target audience for this comic is
I kind of want to see Spider Woman pump her breasts for milk.
>thatskindahot.jpg
>>82947940
She's emotionally stunted from being locked in a bunker for 15 years.Get the stick out of your ass
>>82948002
That really is a waste of a page. That 'eww' panel is so empty.
>>82947679
Was the pregnancy storyline necessary?
No.
>>82947940
You've never heard of a gag where a character's reaction to something is meant to be humorous?
They even fucking have a thing for it on this website. Reaction images.
I mean, it's not particularly funny here, because the setup isn't that good, and the art is not very lively, but it's pretty clearly a joke.
>>82948129
did they reveal the dad yet?
Why is anything that isn't 100% imperative to the plot ever showcased?
>>82948156
>You've never heard of a gag where a character's reaction to something is meant to be humorous
yes but typically those reactions express some sort of reaction with an intense emotion displayed
>it's not funny
>there's no set up
>art doesn't display any joke
so it's not a joke
got it
>>82947679
>>82948129
It makes her more relatable to the "new mothers" demographic. Too bad it's a complete waste of effort
It's some kind of running joke.
>>82948253
Soapboxing.
Bad writing.
Lack of focus.
Poor editorial direction.
Mixture of any or all of these things.
>>82948307
>i didnt laugh
>there for its not a joke
>>82948402
AHHH THE ART
>>82948049
>>82948014
Women?
>>82948402
Ok well first of all the art is hideous and second of all holy shit what the fuck is that backpack, some sort of industrial cow milker? How much milk is in those tits?
>>82948406
You forgot:
Humor.
Character building.
World Building.
Tone Setting.
You're a faggot.
>>82949428
The proportional milk of a spider.
>>82948187
Sperm donor.
Yeah, it's stupid as fuck.
Is she a mom?
Listen Silk!
She's got radioactive milk!
>>82948402
Fire this artist immediately.
>>82949491
kek
>>82948057
She was in the bunker?
>>82949247
Not that anon.
But what I think what he's trying to say is that the joke is awful and the author knew it was awful but still left it because of >>82948156
It didn't need to be a joke. It could have been something entertaining. Some factoids maybe.
But that's assuming we know the author knew the joke was bad. Which is a safe bet because is there a grown ass man or woman out there writing another person saying ....eww to breast milk?
>>82948402
>lets try to appeal to the first mother crowd
>and add a disgusting as fuck artstyle
who the fuck came up with this?
does marvel even know who their target audience is anymore?
Remember when superhero comics were about heroes doing super things? Yea me neither.
>>82949549
Yeah. Its her dumb as hell origin story.
>>82948402
Wow. Fucking most of the webcomics I read have better art than that. That makes me sad man.
>>82949604
The story is about fighting a universe hoping evil billionaire doppelganger. What the hell do you want?
>>82948156
the art has no expression
they don't even put an exclamation point or anything
this is not a reaction gag, it is an attempt at a reaction gag.
>>82947679
Will her breast milk give people spider powers?
I could understand all this attention to it if that was a plot point.
Otherwise, why spend an entire page on it when a panel of dialogue would do?
>>82949660
>it is an attempt
case closed.
>>82949554
>is there a grown ass man or woman out there writing another person saying ....eww to breast milk?
yes. There are a lot of normies out there who are not into erotic lactation. If you watch any tv comedies like Friends this "joke" comes up again and again and again.
>>82949708
Incorporating parts of her life into the story is fine. Most, if not all, comics where the character has a life outside of the costume do that. Spider-Man is a perfect example. She's a mom now. Breastfeeding and in general making sure her kid is taken care of is something she needs to do.
This page was just handled poorly.
>>82949362
Women hate it.
The target audience is Hopeless, and that's about it.
>>82950048
>Women hate it.
I know it's at sub 20,000 sales but is there any posts of women actually shitting on the new Spiderwoman?
Anyone else worried that after "Spiderwoman getting knocked up" failed so hard, Marvel will never have another storyline about superheroine pregnancy again?
>>82950257
The only vaguely positive posts on tumblr about it are people who want to see Carol and Jess raise the baby together.
>>82950313
Bad ideas eventually rotate. See Carol's baby story.
>Gwen is at the limit 22 years old
>Silk and Jessica are minimum 31
I dunno man it's just weird that no brings that up ever
>>82947679
It's a completely normal part of being a parent. If the baby isn't feeding at the time and the milk isn't expressed, it can cause incredible discomfort to the mother's breasts.
Hopeless is probably basing all this storyline's baby facts on experience too, since his wife had twins not too long ago.
>>82947679
>>82948402
Is the joke supposed to be the silliness of women being grossed out by breast milk? I mean, y'all are packing some too, ladies.
Also, it's milk. It ain't gonna hurt you.
>>82951343
You can't expect /co/ to know anything about mothers and babies aside from fetishes, anon.
>>82951343
Nobody cares, Hopeless.
>>82947679
It's yet another subtle reminder that Jessica Drew is a mother.
Did you get catch that? Let me repeat it in case you missed it on the other pages or the other books: JESSICA DREW IS A MOTHER. SHE HAS A CHILD. THE CHILD CAME FROM HER VAGINA. IT DRINKS MILK FROM HER BOOBS.
I was worried there for a second that people might not know the theme of this volume. It's a little subtle, but I assure you it's there.
>>82951423
With one exception:
I live with a married couple who had a kid a year ago and I now have waaay too much secondhand knowledge about pregnancy and child-raising. Also our fridge now has 4 different types of milk at any different kind: whole, 2%, skim, and Angela's.
>>82951465
Isn't it great how there is now a superhero who is a mother and that has never happened before ever?
>>82948402
What the fuck is wrong with their faces?
>>82951492
>Also our fridge now has 4 different types of milk at any different kind: whole, 2%, skim, and Angela's.
I feel like a fucking moron for asking, but I have to know. Has Angela ever let you have some of her milk?
>>82951492
have... have you tasted it
>>82951567
>Has Angela ever let you have some of her milk?
oh god no. It's bad enough that she knows about my pregnancy fetish and her husband is an ex-marine with enough guns to outfit a tactical squad
>>82947679
Somehow it's empowering for women to bring up their disgusting biology constantly. You'll never see anyone bring up smegma though.
Oh, grow up Anon!
>>82951638
how the fuck is breast milk comparable to smegma
>>82951589
>she knows about my pregnancy fetish
How? Did you tell her about it?
>>82951638
That's because smegma goes away with a quick shower. Women have to put up with their vaginas literally bleeding for a week. Although, women get smegma as well, so it doesn't really count as a guy thing.
>>82951638
Is that /cgl/-tan?
>all these people being mad about breast milk
well i guess that's to expect from people who've never been near a tiddy their entire life
>>82951693
>How? Did you tell her about it?
I've lived with this couple for 4 years now. You don't keep many secrets after that, especially with the drunken benders I've been on.
>>82949459
>Humor.
Hasn't made me laugh once.
>Character building.
Poorly executed. I guess we've established she can breed?
>World Building
Poorly executed.
>tone setting
I guess insufferable is a tone.
>>82947679
Still butthurt that Marvel isn't pandering to young, single, childless manchildren?
Don't worry, bro. Just pretend it was a clumsy videogame reference and that she was in spandex showing most of her tits.
>>82947679
So, yeah, couple questions:
-Is her Milk.. like a biohazardous? You know- cause of the origins of her powers or is that died down? You know: Radiation n' all.
-Is the baby a super person? Like, aren't super powers genetic? Help me out here.
>>82949639
Is it? I thought it was about Spider-Jessica having a baby.
>>82947679
To make my dick hard. Too bad we didn't actually get to see her do it.
>>82951581
Have you not?
>>82951755
Hopeless's run on Spider-Woman has systematically destroyed everything her few fans liked about her and replaced it with a knockoff of Hawkeye's shtick mixed with Alias only executed with none of the talent, and has now added an absurd self-insert parenthood plot. If Javier Rodriguez hadn't replaced Greg Land it would easily be one of the worst runs in recent memory.
IT STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE IT
>>82950313
Pregnant superheroes are a horrible idea. Why would you want to make a story about a character whose daily routine involves throwing super strong haymakers and taking hits capable of shattering stone regularly to their midsection? A pregnant super hero should be the same as a pregnant, anyone else who has a dangerous job, ie, vacation time.
![high_grandmother--2-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZK7vhPw.jpg "high_grandmother--2-[1].jpg")
>>82952611
>Why would you want to make a story about a character whose daily routine involves throwing super strong haymakers and taking hits capable of shattering stone regularly to their midsection?
Clearly I've got a vested interest, but I see multiple angles to tackle the whole pregnant superhero plot. You've got the "retire now, you've got more than your life on the line" angle, which as pratical as it is, kinda patronizing.
But another angle I see is the weird quantum state where a first-time pregnant character is in between being a parent and not one. How does she deal with impending motherhood? Is she still going to put on the mask and spandex in the third trimester or just dress in civvies? Does she fight crime because it's the right thing to do, or is it just a bloodlust? And if so, how's she going to raise her child not to inherit her same joy in punching people? Superheroes are by default pretty fucked up people, and I feel like giving them a child is a great way to throw a spanner in the works and see what comes out. And Hopeless didn't address nearly any of these issues in his shitty run.
The best way they could have ended the pregnancy plot is some villain punching Jess really hard in the belly, and her bursting open with millions of tiny spiders crawling out and eating the villain alive.
>>82952724
>being told to be a responsible parent is patronising
enjoy your dead baby, faggot.
![Power_Girl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TSSHTLl.png "Power_Girl[1].png")
>>82952781
It all depends on your powers. If you're a street-level cape with nothing more than a suit and dream, yeah you should probably take maternity leave. If you're a demigod-class indestructible being, you've got a lot more leeway.
>>82952825
Until you're flying around with a baby bump and something like Doomsday shows up
>>82949326
Saved this image and named it Joker. I wonder how I will use it...
>>82947679
I like that they point out that some people may feel uncomfortable.With the way things are going I would have half expected her to breast feed in public
>>82950313
Did the writer have a preggo fetish? Because I have.
>>82948002
There is an issue of Harley Quinn where I swear to God they wast 22 pages to tell an alztimers joke
>>82950313
Does it matter? They already ruined jubilee by giving her a kid. What other hero can they ruin who matters?
>>82949510
>mfw remembering everyone in issue 1 whos like ITS CAROL GUYS
>>82951225
Hellcat is fucking 40 something and still acts like a retarded child.
Also isn't gwen supposed to be under 18? Wasn't that why that guy got so mad about cho drawing her even though he wrote a book where she was in a bar?
>>82951589
This is /co/ so I'm going to assume he has one shotgun and maybe 2 ARs.
/k/ laughs at anyone who has less than 30 guns
>>82949510
>yet another single mother
Why do they keep showing this like it's an ok thing to be? Single mothers are little criminal factories, being a single parent is BAD. There's a reason that a family with a mother AND father has been the most successful family unit since the fucking stone ages. Why did Jessica not think "I want a baby, I should find a responsible guy and settle down and start a family" but instead thought "gosh I had a pregnancy scare there, but now I desperately NEED a baby, so I'll just get some semen stuffed in me at a clinic so I can have a fatherless child!"
>>82947679
Why is Marvel going out of their way to kill their comic sector?
>>82955399
They make more money from movies now so they can experiment with any idea they want without having to worry about going broke.
>>82954931
Writer recently had kids so he's obnoxiously shoving his urge to talk about the joys of parenthood that noone around him wants to hear into comic form.
>>82948402
im sorry, but if that backpack is a pump, its meant for girls with colossal sized breasts that comics would never print
>>82955717
>girls with colossal sized breasts that comics would never print
But what if they did?
>>82955830
i'd be at the forefront because its what im learning to draw.
but the real trick is to make them have a good character and story because then no one can complain about huge boobs without looking like a whiny bitch
>First three panels have a gradient background
Things like this make me feel better about my shit then feel worse that the bar is constantly being lowered.
>>82947679
You see, it's like this OP. Some people believe that one of the leading causes of hatred and fear of women stems from being grossed out by all of the horrible fluids and oozes they produce from their shame areas. These people also believe that if these excretion process are normalized, then folks will feel less nauseated when looking at or thinking about a woman. Don't be fooled by this propaganda.
>>82947679
How long until the baby is forgotten by every writer?
>>82951523
can we have more awkward interruptions from Carols experience with "motherhood"
>>82951695
oh god and I thought I had that image out of my head already.
Pandering to retards I'd assume.
>comic about super-woman with babies portrays something nearly all women with babies goes through
ugh eww I mean I feel really attacked right now
>>82957410
>implying vagina bearers read comics
I still don't understand the "fake nerd" shit. Like why the fuck do girls pretend to like nerd shit if they don't want my dick. I have a bunch of female friends. You know what they are into? What ever their at the time boyfriend is into. No girl has hobbies on her own and just pretends to like shit go seem more attractive. So why the fuck pretend to lick comic shit when you want to fuck Chad who hasn't ever read a comic? Why go to a convention half naked when you are disgusted by all the guys there?
Fucking only good hobby left that isn't fucked to shit by girls pretending to like it is racism and even then there are too many fucking bitches on /pol/
>>82958144
>mfw my wife singlehandedly got me into Star Trek and one of the chicks in my comedy group knows more about The Vision than anyone on /co/
4/10, got me to take the time to go to Frinkiac.
>>82958187
>my wife
Who the fuck is charge of Spider-Woman right now? No one gives a shit about her mysterious pregnancy or her complete neglect for the safety of her child or all the slice of life nonsense that comes with it.
This is fucking lunacy, can we go back to punching dinosaurs or something?
>>82958244
I'll admit I'm entertained by all this, mostly because of the gnashing of teeth it's causing within the fandom and the occasional fet fanart.
Are the book's sales plummeting?
>>82958244
>Try to read Spider-Gwen
>Whole comic just switches over to Spider Verse with no warning
>"Fuck that. I'm not reading it"
>Keep going
>Suddenly other Spider Women
>Checklist at the back of the book telling me i have to read two other series in a specific order
Comics are a pain in the ass I tell ya what.
>>82947679
>That total lack of breasts on her
I'm still puzzled by her re-design. Titty monster into flat.
>>82958415
To be fair, titties were never her shtick
>>82948014
Men who likes tits? Men who likes to suck on tits?
This makes no sense. Pregnancy is supposed to make your tits get bigger, not smaller.
>After the battle with the Inheritors, Jessica decided to quit the Avengers in order to start a new life and to focus on helping ordinary civilians.
>Over the following year, Jessica got pregnant via artificial insemination, but continued her crime fighting life, enlisting Ben Urich and the Porcupine to help with her investigations while she was on the sidelines. She was invited by Captain Marvel to visit a maternity ward run by Alpha Flight, but the hospital was taken over by Skrulls. Jessica hatched a plan with the other mothers in the maternity ward and together, they defeated the Skrulls. However, when she called Carol for assistance, Carol revealed that the maternity ward was in fact inside a black hole. The fight with the Skrulls continued, Jessica winning by a large margin. Before she could finish them off, however, she unexpectedly went into labor. She had an emergency C-Section, and just seconds after the procedure was completed and she was handed her new baby boy, she got up from the operating table and defeated the last wave of Skrulls. Carol arrived just in time for Jessica to collapse from the immense postoperative pain she was experiencing.
>>82958777
>Jessica had a C-section because Hopeless' wife had one too
This feels like an unnecessary detail
>>82958827
What you got against C-section?
>>82955717
Like the kind she used to have?
>>82958883
Major surgery usually means you don't get up and fight like The Slayer five seconds after.
>>82959033
to be fair, she had a super alien science C-section that healed super quick.
But then if they had the technology to give her a super science C-section they probably could have fixed whatever was causing her cervix to not dilate and oh god Hopeless is a horrible writer
>>82950257
>>82949362
Protip: women generally don't like having their entire worth being boiled down to YOU MUST HAVE BABIES, which is pretty much what this does.
>>82947679
grow up anon.
>>82951225
Silk is like 25-28
>>82955088
>Also isn't gwen supposed to be under 18?
No.
>>82951755
Nigga we were talking in general terms. Quit being such an enormous faggot.
>>82949639
Evil Cindy is hot. Too bad she's almost entirely bland otherwise.
>>82948402
This feels like i'm reading the inside wall of a seedy bathroom stall.
>>82952825
Imagine Kara, an indestructible super hero is pregnant with. kryptonite baby. She is exposed to yellow sunlight all day. The baby isn't. She is basically invulnerable. The baby isn't. She stops flying suddenly on time. The baby gets rattled around inside her iron womb and dies.
GOOD WORK
>>82960523
i think its that thing where the baby would be fine because comics
>>82959381
>Women don't like hearing the truth
Not surprising
>>82951225
tbf Silk trap in the bonker half her life
>>82960523
Dude the baby is basically part of her. How would it not be as indestructible?
That`s pretty nitpicky
>>82948057
Was she also kidnapped by Jon Hamm?
>>82960523
Rahne turned into an invincible werewolf when she was pregnant.
I feel like getting the message across of natural women bodily functions is fine if other characters, especially women, act like it is in fact normal.
Why is milk something people vocally show disgust or disapproval of? Who cares? American society has constantly shamed breast milk. The fact that super heroes who aid aliens, monsters, and mutants without question seem grossed out by milk just goes to show how closed minded these writers really are, and how their need to prove a point poorly fits in.
>>82970042
>aide not aid
>Cannot realize the moment is supposed to be humorous between friends
>>82970159
Grow up, Cindy.
>>82970159
I dunno she looked pretty pissed at her friend for saying anything about her milk.
>>82949720
if that's what you think then you need to stop having a shitfit over people criticizing it because you just admitted it was a poor, garbage attempt
>>82948402
sounds like....
they're really MILKING it...
>>82947679
>women, amirite
>>82970293
FUCKING CARLOS!
>>82949604
Oh, for crying out loud. Don't tell me you're reading superhero comics for the plot.
Superhero comics are like soap operas; you're not reading them for whatever stupid shit is happening this week, you're reading them to follow the same character you've been following for twenty years.
>>82955088
Gwen's 19. And if I remember correctly, the only time she's been in a bar in her own series, she was refused service.
>>82958777
>However, when she called Carol for assistance, Carol revealed that the maternity ward was in fact inside a black hole.
For some reason, this is perfectly timed to make me laugh.
>>82960523
No one complains when superheroes suffer eight severe concussions in three days, break all of their ribs several times over, dislocate the same joint time and time again, or get a single dramatic tooth knocked out three dozen times throughout their career without ruining their smile. It's really unfair to call bullshit on this in particular.
>>82970042
Cindy definitely seems like the sort of womanchild that would go "eww groce" over breast milk simply because, as you say, American society has told her any woman's secretions are inherently disgusting and unnatural.
>>82947679
>Jessica's face as she explains what the milk is
So kawaii. I wanna see a pic of her in costume and topless pumping them boobs!
>>82951638
I wise man once said "I don't trust things that bleed for 5 days and doesn't die." I feel this is the truth of the world these days.
>>82947679
isn't there a comic were spider-man or some guy from the avengers drinks his coffee with breast milk from jessica because she just left it there?
>>82947679
>Spiderwoman
>no organic nutritious webbing from mammary glands
>dropped
>>82972645
I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds like fan material. I don't think Jess has been lactating long enough for Marvel to make that joke.
>>82973009
nop, it's not some fan shit, I know is from a marvel comic but I just don't know which one.
>>82970273
Who's having a shitfit?
>>82973058
Sounds like you made that up in your sick depraved mind.
>>82973167
I know is from a bendis book where jessica was part of the cast.
>>82973528
Bendis hasn't written baby mama jess yet.
>>82973587
wasn't he writing her for new avengers after the baby?
>>82973677
Not even slightly
>>82973776
>>82947679
Who lactation fetish here?
>>82973862
That's Jessica Jones' baby you goddamn bastard.
>>82974006
oooh, I forgot spider-woman's name is jessica too, well, I was talking all the time about jessica jones.
>>82952771
That'd be really fucking metal and I'd be down for it.
>>82974182
Still if there were breast milk drinking you can bet /co/ would be all over it.
>>82974361
>>82973996
>>82974182
think of all the protein that's in that milk though with Jessica's spider genes.
>Captcha: Select all the Milk shakes
>>82974361
it's there, somewhere in some new avengers issue you can see danny drinking from a cup jessica's milk, but not like is some obscene shit, just a bendis joke.
>>82956112
>mfw I have a piss, squirting and lactation fetish
Damn, I'm progressive as fuck.
>>82974447
>>Captcha: Select all the Milk shakes
why didn't you screencap that shit?
>>82974488
No scat fetish? You disgusting misogynistget on my level
>>82960660
Shut up and bring home food.
>>82960523
The energy from the Sun would be passed to her child through the umbilical cord... it's not like all her power is concentrated at skin level, otherwise if she stopped flying suddenly, her bones would be crushed to powder.
I think the more interesting thing to ponder is what would happen to her (two) main powers after having a baby.... :)
>>82973996
> lactation fetish
I don't think I even had a fetish until the first time I sucked milk from a lactating woman's breasts.
>>82975099
Lucky bastard.
>>82975099
You're LITERALLY stealing food from babies, you bastard!
>>82975125
Lucky part was she got off on it.
>>82975341
Hey, now. If you don't eat it all, it goes away. I was "encouraging production."
>>82969512
My all time favorite preview image was the very next page.
>>82973996
YO.
Anyone think she has some silk compound in her milk like those spider goats?
http://www.sciencechannel.com/video-topics/sci-fi-supernatural/kapow-superhero-science-spider-silk-gene-goats/
>>82955372
Unlike Spider-Man, Spider-Woman is actually a spider. It's natural for her.
>>82955997
this
>>82978370
>>82978402
>>82949881
I get the impression that that lurking horror is pretty fucked.
>>82955669
Don't you hate that?
>>82955069
I didn't think vampiresses could have kids.
>>82955669
I wish Hopeless could have had this newfound respect for young life when he was writing Avengers Arena.
>>82978692
She found that kid.
>>82955997
>i'd be at the forefront because its what im learning to draw.
I hate anons that say this without images attached..
