Steven Universe Talkback
Same Old World
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lapis is shit
lapis is shit
>>82934523
Less than two minutes before the commentary begins.
lapis is shit
>>82934583
lapis is a hit
>>82934578
>>82934583
I glued my cock to my inner thigh.
lapis is shit
lapis is shit
lapis is shit
lapis ismy waifu
>>82934523
LAPIS A SHIT, SHIT
steven universe is shit
doot doot
link?
Lapis is shit
Hooray for Lapis! [Spoiler]:D[/spoiler]
>>82934611
On purpose?
AND WE'RE ON
It's time to raise the curtains.
It's time to light the lights.
WHAT
IM READY FOR THIS
WE
WE
K A P O W I E begins N O W I E
lapis is shit
KAPOWIE
>no new intro including Lapis and Peridot
WE
WE
WE
>muh feelings
WE
WE
PEIDOT
SUCH ENTHUSIASM
>Steven was all "My feelings"
Based Peri
SINCE EVERYONE WILL SEE THIS
THE JEWS CAUSED THE MIGRATION CRISIS ALONG WITH RUSSIA
MY FEELINGS
KAPOWIE
>muh feelings
Kek
LION AROUND
KA PO WIE
REALLY
>>82934655
Freaking phone.
DOWNLOAD WHERE
>>82934705
they didn't make a new intro for pearl and garnets outfits or the addition of Lion. A whole bunch of shit has to change before they make a new intro
>Peridot's dorito hair actually looks resembles hair now
>>82934523
SUp Matt, so, the other crew will come too, right?
THERE SHE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
NO DON'T GO
STREAM WHERE
K A P O W I E
A
P
O
W
I
E
LAPIS
HAPPY LAPPY
I guess Lapis wasIn too deep
>Lapis was just going to leave without saying anything
Bye, worst gem.
>I see what goes on in there
hah
>Lapis gone after two seconds
>Lapis is gone again
And now she's leaving.
Fuckin' great.
OH MAN
THOSE WINGS!
BEST GEM 5EVER
Bye Lapis :(
>I've seen what goes on in there.
SHES SEEN WHAT GOES ON IN THERE
>Peridot watches Steven fap
>Peri's seen Steven's dick
Lapis died on her way back to her home planet.
Peridot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HroAq_E075Y
>I've seen what goes on in there
ahah
hah
>I've seen what goes on in there
what did she mean by this?
>>82934523
remember that time when they were clearly much more in touch with humanity hundreds of years ago than they appeared when greg met them and amethyst had regressed to a childlike state?
>Just leave without saying goodbye
What a cunt.
Uh ok
PERIDOT WITNESSED SS WITH PEARL
Lapis died on route to her home planet.
LION AROUND
KAPOWIE
Oh no, the dreaded status quo bares it's fangs.
>>82934523
we have a general you know
>>82934830
MY SIDES
steven, play epona's song
>Steven falls off tower
>dies
search city sea city aqua town bayberg
>I can't go back to home world
Place is a shit hole anyway.
LAPIS
TRI STATE AREA
NO
LAPIS WILL LIVE IN BEACH CITY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Lapis's voice actress
FUCKING TRASH
>>82934850
Carlos!
>oh yeah, I've got nowhere to go
>Bayburg
WOAH
A GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM!
HOW FANCY
So i'm guessing the world is underwater
is every town being named like that DEEPEST LORE?
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>82934872
KANGS
Girl, how'd you get so fly?
What she did to Jasper
i love lapis' feet, guys
>It's Lapis a running gag
yes
Everyone's hair is too big in this episode.
READY FREDDY?
LAPIS OF GOOD TIMES
>>82934908
jasper is making her way down to the cluster
>Summer to Fall
My inner RWBY is saying OH GOD NO
WHAT
OH MY ANON
I REALLY LIKED THAT TRAIN
NO, ITS BOB!
How does Lapis fly?
Lapis better make like a tree and fucking die
THE BAND IS BREAKING UP
LAPIS LEAVING
PERI STAYING AT THE BARN
JASPER DEAD
IT'S ALL OVER
>Empire City
Steven Universe confirmed to take place in the Sonic universe
Just think: If CN hadn't fucked with the schedule this episode would've actually taken place last Fall.
>Empire City
GREAT NAME HUH?!?!
A SINGLE GEM TAKING ON THE BIG CITY
WHO IS THIS MOISTURE MILF?!
>Flew from California to New York
>Crossed the galaxy from Earth to Homeworld in days
Lapis is fast as fuck
>Jersey
Meh she probably wouldn't be able to handle the Giant Robot fights anyway
>>82934925
my name is lapis
>What happens in Empire City
>Never Sleeps
YA MOOKS
Fuck you, Jersey.
YOU MOOTZ
>Jersey
My sides
>New Jersey hates the earth
figures
THATS JERSEY
Jersey is just Jersey
Jersey BTFO
>Oh, that's Jersey
It still fucks my sides up so hard
JERSEY BTFO
>the people here hate the earth too
WHAT HAPPENS IN EMPIRE CITY
NEVER SLEEPS
>Even SU shits on Jersey
>Jersey is shit
fuck you steven universe I live here
>Oh, that's Jersey
>The people here seem to hate the Earth too
>You'll never ride Lapis
Wow, Lapis is the most boring gem by a huge margin.
>Jersey
>>82934969
>California
show's set in Delmarva
>>82934956
>We would have a Halloween episode on Halloween.
Why does the crew even bother with the little touches?
Drop the boy
Drop the boy
Drop the boy
>>82934966
>Empire State Building
Jersey absolutely BTFO
ANON
ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
THEY ARE LITERALLY FLYING!
Steven Universe is the last place I expected to hear a New Jersey joke.
>>82934969
>California
We're in the Delmarva peninsula friendo.
SO CLOSE TO AN UPSKIRT
still no link...
>>82935006
north jersey represent bois
Oh god she has PTSD oh nooooooo
;_;
TRIGGERED
>Galaxy Warp
>triggered
>>82934523
How is that gay agenda going? Are you faggots already? Or how about the ladies. Butch Dykes yet?
The Woolie Gem?
LAPIS BACKSTORY
EXPLODING GEMS
LAPIS CONFUSED FOR A CRYSTAL GEM, SHE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
Homeworld did put her in the mirror!
RAINBOW DREADLOCKS
>Woolie poofs Lapis
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
Huh, Lapis confirmed for not being part of the war
Lapis is now the only gem who hasn't dropped steven.
DREAD GEM
WOOLIE IS HERE
AROUND BLACKS
NEVER RELAX
So Homeworld locked her up huh...
Back story!
HOMEWORLD RUINED LAPIS
Lapis honey...
WE ARE LEARNING!
YES EXPOSITION
>Gem with Dreads
>>82935045
I wish SU would stop the gay agenda.
>>82935038
where my newark boys at
well i just missed lapis' entire scene because i had to talk to mom about taking care of her dog and the dinner i made for her in advance specifically so i'd have this time uninterrupted
can someone summarize?
[triggered intensifies]
She literally has no reason to hate the CG's now, other than starting the war.
POIL!
>>82935089
I feel like that's really lazy to make the Crystal Gems look good as a faction.
>>82935107
When everyones gay, no one is.
>>82935079
Probably an aristocratic gem like Sapphire was.
Even Jersey changes. Aww.
so NOW the audio decides to fuck up on the most important part
fuck you
EVEN JERSEY CHANGES
E X T E R M I N A T U S
EARTH IS NICE
Dat Dreads Gem
>rest stop sushi
>Even Jersey changes
Doubt
>>82935123
They kept her locked up
>>82935107
Rarely any gay shit going outside of tacky moral wankery.
PERIDOT VS LAPIS TIME
HERE HERE
Lapis is moe
>Peri shows up to ruin it
kek
HERE COMES BARNMATES
>>82935082
That's exactly what I thought
>>82935154
For thousands of years
the "oh shi-" moment
HERE HERE
>because only one jem can live in the barn right Steven?
>You can even live with a wacky roommate
>Its peridot
FORESHADOWIN
I LIKE PERIDOT TOO
SHE'S FUNNY!
Aw shit motherfuckers we got a perilapis conflict coming
>>82935154
She could have said she was alive, but she decided to stay quite out of spite.
Ohoho
>iris out
>no part 2 this week
come on guys this is not how you 11 minute format
>>82935157
Whatever you say gay lord.
I'M A LAPIDOTFAG AND I AM SUPER HORNY
i love lapis
i LOVE lapis
do you think she'd let me play with her feet
LAPIDOT INTESNIFIES
FIGHTING OVER STEVEN
HAREM ANIME
Very spicy ending
How bad does Jersey have to be for Steven to hold it in contempt.
OH SNAP
OH GOD NO
also my mom who barely watches the show is expecting a lapidot fusion
like
now
she's calling it boys
Is Steven man enough for the harem ending
Wacky roommate, acquired.
Wacky roommates time
>>82935154
Yup that's why. Rose could have healed her too. They probably thought she was a Homeworlder but either way she was till stuck.
>We Bare Bears next
LIES
>The only worthwhile part of this episode is Lapis' twenty second exposition about the war and everything with Peridot
>only 1 episode
SUMMER IS SAVED
BECAUSE OF TTG AND PPG REBOOT GUYS
THIS WORLD ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
>>82935082
Watch him mention it in their next video.
Well, that was it. See you all next week.
WHATS WITH THEIR FUCKING HEADS
R8 THE EPISODE
>>82934523
Mega when?
Time for wacky roommate misunderstandings
Brat Lapis, whacky Peridot
Wonder what she did.
Well the wacky roommate happened does that mean Lapis is going to work at the Big donut?
only 1 episode?
YOURE GOING TO MAKE US WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK FOR THE REST OF THATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please tell me Lapis won't be redeemed so soon. She's arguably the most selfish Gem we've seen so far.
>>82935195
I miss the limb enhancers
Tall Peridot was aesthetically superior
POST YFW EARTH HAS BEEN CHEATING ON LAPIS WITH PERIDOT
I fully expected her to punch peridot in the mouth
>>82935082
The Woolie is present in every universe.
Peridot = Tsun Tsun
Lapis = Dere Dere
Can't wait for them to fuse.
here here
>>82935229
LIKED IT/A LOT!
I SAW IT
THE CATACLYSM
WHEN THE HOMEWORLD GEMS WERE FLEEING
IT MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT SCORCHED SIBERIA
LOOK AT THE FOOKIN MURAL
IT PREDICT IT ALL
>one 11 minute episode a week
CN needs to be lynched
>>82935106
>>Gem with Dreads
>cant watch teh damn stream
come on someone post a screen cap at least
Lapis gets a wacky roommate after all.
>>82935154
That evil pearl who was with the crystal gems kept her locked up.
Of course that was a long time ago, she's probably dead now.
THE ENDING WAS PERFECT 10/10 - IGN
>>82935211
>lorefags allergic to fun
Lapidot confirmed
leslie?
WHY IS THEIR HAIR SO FUCKING BIG?
laptis
>>82935245
there's another half. dont leave if you're on a stream
>>82935184
She could've but she was trapped for 1000s of years and we don't know if they let her reflect anything to repeat
IS THAT IT?
>>82935258
>civil war comes out
>ironman vs cap. american
>this episode`s ending
>lapis vs peridot
WHICH SIDE, ANON?
WHICH FUCKING SIDE??
>>82935229
9.1/10 Ending made me kek