Why exactly was Spider-Man dressed up as a baby?
>>82929391
Because he has a diaper fetish.
>>82929391
This was a tie in to the Electric Company show if I remember correctly. Basically think of a Dora the Explorer styled Spider-Man mixed with some slapstick here and there.
>>82929488
I'm so glad the purity of the Spidey Super Stories villains was mostly kept intact and no one tried to do an edgy makeover of The Thumper or some shit.
>>82929584
>Edgy makeover of a woman who dresses as Napoleon and punches people with a boxing glove
>Becomes a scary mercenary woman who wears trench coats and carries a grenade launcher
>>82929488
That actually sounds pretty cool. Anyone willing to storytime the one from OP's pic?
>>82929584
That entire sequence is gold.
I think the real question is why does he clearly have erection under that blanket
>>82929584
>edgy Funny Bunny
>yfw you have no yfw
>>82929391
>"Now we wait for tits."
>>82932686
She just moved to Gotham and tweaked her costume...
>>82932686
Is there a shit posting villain yet?
>>82932686
It's better than 'some bricks fell on me' at least.
>>82929704
>the 'yellow pony' she wants is actually a kind of heroin
>>82932686
Sweet Jesus.
>>82933382
Is that an actual drug? Because I saw something called Yellow Horse in Astro Boy, where it caused people to act like idiots.
>>82933596
>Filename
Nice.
>>82933708
Horse is a slang term for heroin.
>>82933871
Huh. I didn't know that, thanks for clearing that up.
>>82929391
Cheese and CRACKERS
>>82929391
A better question would be "Why exactly does Spider-Man have a massive boner while dressed up as a baby?"
>>82933596
YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP SPIDER-MAN!
>>82933061
The most recent volume of Hercules had this guy, the God of Social Media or whatever, he speaks in memes and looks like Tumblr incarnate, that's pretty close.
>>82935497
It looks like his legs, but that just raises further questions.
>>82938043
Batman and Superman got turned into babies all time in the Silver Age, how come Spider-Man gets the side-eye when he's a baby?
>>82939220
Spidey was the edgy gritty relateble hero of the silver age, he doesn't get to turn into a baby or a Zebra Spider-Man, or become President of Earth with a Pope Hat and deny people dying of thirst water to drink.
>>82939437
Be honest: you would totally read a comic where Spidey is President of Earth with a Pope hat and keeps thirsty people from drinking water.And then it turns out it was the Chameleon all along!
>>82939437
Poor Spider-Man.
>>82932686
>I can't have nice things so no one else can!
![spideythanos6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/POmQ0Qg.jpg "spideythanos6[1].jpg")
>>82929584
>>82932686
>>82933596
Where were you when Spider-Man got the most terrifying rogues gallery in comic books?
>>82939595
>you would totally read a comic where Spidey is President of Earth with a Pope hat and keeps thirsty people from drinking water
Fuck yeah I would, that sounds amazing.
>>82929391
to rape the joker
>>82933110
Some bricks fell on him while he was doing his part-time laboratory work with some chemicals while wearing his lab coat, anon. Pay attention.
>>82936549
>God of Social Media or whatever
Why? weren't the helenastic gods enough for the story? What other gods did they introduce?
>>82932686
>a villain who only works one specific day a year
Doesn't this make her easier to apprehend?
>>82946644
Because the story was about all the old gods and myths dying off and new ones taking their place.
>>82932873
She even stayed true to the original character and continued to steal from easter baskets, except the baskets are men and the eggs are semen.
He was trying score some sweet titties
Hence the erection
>>82944935
/thread
>>82932686
Why does the bully look like he's in his 30s?
>>82946688
So American Gods?
>>82950720
They were based off Electric Company sketches I believe, and a good deal of their actors were adults.
>>82950766
Or y'know, New Gods.
>>82941874
Why's everyone such fucking butterfingers?
>>82951655
The target audience was like five, and I don't remember being very coordinated at that age.
>>82933596
how do you take a day off from preventing crime?
>>82951790
By being a reasonably adjusted human being fuck off bruce
To warn us that we will always get a live action Peter who is in High School no matter what.
>>82951655
Haven't you heard? The cosmic cube is actually the most slippery item in existence.
>>82951633
Except the new gods here are actively trying to kill off the old ones, but yes.
>>82951655
I wonder if the Thanos copter will make an appearance in the MCU
>>82953400
It better. Anything with the Thanoscopter is an instant 10/10.
>>82929584
>>82932686
Some of the best villain origin stories in history.
I especially liked the one in the TV shorts where some guy read "The Three Little Pigs" and immediately turned to a life of crime.
>>82953400
I want that exact scene.
