Jasper isn't a Crystal Gem Edition:
NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB1uAhXHvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SOX6LpK_CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QsUvuFdiI4
>Empire City preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQMJxv9ZKs
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Previous threads:
>>82920487
>>82911784
>>82898024
>>82892171
>>82884120
>>82877358
>>82927379
Jaspers mammaries
WE
>>82927397
SOMOS
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Daily reminder she did nothing wrong, deserved so much more and is FINALLY HAVING IT
>>82927379
ALL YOU WANNA DO
IS SEE ME TURN INTO....
???????????????
>>82927416
She also has NO CHARACTER and is INCREDIBLY BORING!
>>82927426
A large female
>>82927408
SIND
>>82927408
AS CRYSTAL GEMS
>>82927426
Optimus Prime?
>>82927416
Lapis is shit,
SHIT
"Anon...Let's fuse!"
>>82927434
NOI
>>82927426
A GIANT DILDO-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TqfBEX6QtE
>>82927457
in the butt?
cyкa блядь edition
KAPOWIE
>>82927426
I keep imagining Jasper singing this to Opal.
>All I wanna do
>Is shove my fist into
>Opal's vagina
>Opal's vagina!
>All I wanna be
>Is someone who gets to see
>Opal's vagina
>All I wanna do
>Is smash my face into
>Opal's vagina
>Opal's vagina!
>All I wanna be
>Is someone who gets to eat
>Opal's vagina
>Oh I know it'll be great
>And I just can't wait
>To feel that pussy clench on my fingers
>If she gives me a chance
>I will grab at her ass
>But I'd rather munch on her cunny
>She might even like
>Having me inside
>But if she don't
>I won't wilt and di-ie
>Even though I'd be
>The greatest one to please
>Opal's vagina
>Opal's vagina!
>All I wanna do
>Is slip my tongue into
>Opal's vagina
Steven is the real bad guy edition
>>82927508
Opal doesn't have genitals
>>82927507
Peridot is literally a meme
>>82927531
Not edgy enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltlugUIp7c
lel
>>82927539
Y-You don't know that!
>>82927508
>fuse hating much
>>82927457
>>82927481
Let's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLmu9lCN0Ps
So we can all agree that this is the best song, right?
>>82927426
GETTER 1 SWITCH ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
This video foreshadows the four diamond rulers fusing together to defeat the Crystal Gems in the eventual series finale, where Steven Universe will be defeated
Get ready, faggots
So which Gem has the worst fanbase?
Will Connie ever go on a mission with the gems?
>>82927531
I kinda do want to see Steven go full Antispiral!Nia.
>>82927576
I'd kill to have an extended version of this song
>>82927507
К A П O B Й И
>>82927594
Garnet, or at least on Tumblr. They're so goddamn sensitive about her coloration that it's ridiculous.
>>82927573
Watching Garnet fusing with Peridot is like watching a nigga fucking a watermelon.
It is horrifying.
It is disgusting.
And you just can't get enough!
>>82927379
Oh Jasper... you will never be redeemed.
CENTEPEETLE
>>82927602
The possibility of that happen is the same of Rose playing the rain in Homestuck or Mighty No. 9 to be a good game.
Which is: a negative percentage
>>82927602
this would be an interesting episode
Connie, Peridot and Lapis all go on their first mission
That would be a fun episode, all the other gems start competing by giving their favorite one advice on what to do
>>82927618
You r doing it wrong nig
К A П O У И
>i kil u
>oh no jem is broke
>i fix with spit!
>okay you good boy steve galaxy we friends now
i don't want this to happen but it's probably going to happen
Is there anything that's worth more than DEATH AND WAR ON THE PLANET EARTH?
What if Lapnet?
>>82927648
I'm just hoping they eventually take peridot to a mission and she ends up screwing up so badly and then gets emotional over being useless.
>>82927613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlOMQEhVcyg
>>82927618
K A Π Ο Γ O Y I
>>82927703
What if Sapplis?
>>82927712
an official extended version with new lines I meant.
>>82927671
It'd be funny to see it be a mindfuck for Jasper
>>82927712
Almost four hours left til qt Lapis
>>82927602
Would Pearl take issue with Connie using Rose's sword?
It looks like it could have been planned for this game.
>>82927709
I want Peridot to accidentally cause Steven to get seriously hurt.
>>82927740
Sapphire and Lapis? They're getting interaction in BASEBALL, I wanna see if they remember each other.
>>82927379
We're back, baby!
this thread needs more orange
>>82927709
I actually think Peridot would be the least useless, assuming we are talking about fighting some type of gem monsters again
she wouldn't be useful in combat but she might actually know things about the gems that could be useful, she is a registered Kindergartener after all
>>82927784
YAY, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN
>>82927784
>Sharing a cup of tea
LAPIVEN FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>82927769
>THURS
>DAY
>>82927784
This seems like an Alice in Wonderland illustration.
>>82927784
So Lapis eats food?
>>82927379
>>82927637
Well during the peridemption arc, whenever she spoke ill of the CG (and the earth) she mentioned "I'm no better", "I can't even do that right" and "I THINK YOU'RE ALL INSANE...but I guess I'm too". Sounds like she wasn't happy about herself like you said.
>>82927784
>yfw is a "steven and lapis bonding" episode
>>82927379
>that Amethyst
my dick
>that Peridot
my heart
>>82927832
Well, Jasper already fell down the rabbit hole so...
I have an incredible thirst for Yellow Diamond and her pearl
Is that bad?
sweet waifu
>>82927900
I want to go down her rabbit hole
I can't explain why, I just really like shipping OpalxSteven.
So I'm guessing we're going to the same place as last week for the streams?
>>82927952
I'm sure she was steven first boner
>>82927962
giantessfetish.jpg
>>82927952
Not my ship, but it is a cute one to have, that one comic where Steven gets Opal to go to the festival was pretty damn adorable
>>82927784
Someone post that comic of lapis drinking tea and spitting it in peridots cup
>>82927416
Fuck you.
>>82927962
>yer olde debauchere sister
>yer beaty'n'grace mother
>all of that^2
Somewhere over here should be a joke about a diamond-hard boner, but I've missed it.
Just a few more hours /sug/, we'll soon see if any of our guesses were correct!
>The moon.
>A star.
>A flashback.
>A scene transition.
>A reflection.
>A pearl.
>A tear.
>Lapis' view from inside the mirror.
Hooray for Lapis!
>>82928042
looking out from steven's butt
>>82927379
I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT
Streaming season 2 of Steven Universe if anyone is interested in watching until the new episode airs.
> ustre dot am slash 1w1jh
HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS THURSDAY WHOS HYPE OMG
>>82928042
It'sfucking nothing.
>>82928042
>One of the very last frames of the end-of-episode star-wipe
>>82928073
I'm hyped for Saturday.
That's when the GOOD episodes are coming.
>>82927507
>>82928051
b-but lapis doesnt wear anything underneath
Today is my birthday, and I am eating pizza.
SQUARE pizza.
>>82927410
Stop.
>>82928042
we might get a brief explanation of why Lapis was trapped in the mirror.
If I don't see
>a song
>pre-war backstory
>that FUCKING MIRROR
today I'm going A P E S H I T
>>82928085
what is the exact schedule for the French releases?
>>82927379
What time is the ep again?
7:00 PM eastern or?
>>82928117
21st and 22nd
2 eps on the 21st
1 ep that wasn't even in the Too Deep event on the 22nd
>>82927924
not for sexual
>>82928085
waaat? i didnt get the memo
>>82928095
Holy fucking shit.
And I have curved sword. Curved *sword*.
.
.
.
Wait. This doesn't feel right.
>>82928042
Flashback
>>82928073
HEAR HEAR
>>82928097
turns out she was imprisoned for being a genocidal maniac who nearly destroyed all aquatic on the Earth
>>82928105
>YFW all three at once.
>>82928125
to the anon I said 7:30 to, yes its actually 7.
>>82928134
if you can't put it in her pooper what is she even good for?
>>82927625
Nigga, thatIS a nigga fucking a watermelon.
>>82928042
It's what Jasper sees from where she is
>>82928135
3 more episodes are premiering in France over the weekend
Viva La Franch
I bet this is what Lapis sees when she goes back to the barn with Steven
>>82928144
That's why you don't seek things from your favorite cartoons in real life.
GREETINGS CHOSEN UNDEAD
PLACE THE LORD VESSEL
>>82927531
I was annoyed at there being no pearl element in the design so I gave him a pearl nose for an erection.
>>82927962
>>82928186
Why are they getting OUR episodes first?
>>82927924
kill yourself
>>82928190
the reason she wants to stay in the barn is because camp pining hearts and chill
>>82928196
Ability to seek things from favorite cartoon IRL depends on how straight my Richard is?
>>82928161
pleistocene extinction was her fault
>>82928190
I'm going to be mad if it isn't
>>82927784
Is this what you guys call shipping?
>>82927955
I wasn't here last week.
Put the Buff!Rose Quartz thing I showed last night on Tumblr, just waiting for reactions now.
>>82928125
SEVEN. YOU STUPID FUCK. STOP ASKING.
>>82927416
nice personality
>>82928207
because CN is made up of idiots and the French decided they were through with this oppressive hiatus bullshit
So they said fuck the US office and decided to show the new episodes in a bomb this week, so the US office had to push up its release schedule so the French are only showing us 3 episodes ahead of the US instead of 6
If it weren't for the French we would still be on hiatus until June
>>82928105
>>82928162
>post yfw Lapis is a hardened criminal who was trapped in the mirror for shattering hunderds of gems
>>82928222
can someone link me this comic ;_; I'm not getting results from google
>>82928190
>finally finding a home only to see this shitty face
>>82927557
When does the new episode air in est?
>>82928214
rude
>>82928223
Boзмoжнo. Tы нe зaдyмывaлcя o тoм чтo кoнкpeтнo мoжeт oзнaчaть изгиб твoeгo "инcтpyмeнтa"?
>>82928196
If you'd be more cautious, you'd see irl references to 99% of all cinematograph.
>>82928260
viva la revolution
>>82928190
I cant wait to see Lapis face when she meets Peridot, the reaction image will be used to here all the time.
>>82927900
>>82928051
le worst gem
>>82928265
I doubt that, I mean the thing she claims to hate so much about the Crystal Gems was that they only cared about the Earth and didn't care about other gems
>>82928190
WHAKY ROOMMATE
>>82927919
Why the fuck does it air so late now? Is it always going to 7pm from now on?
>>82928316
ikr memedot is clearly superior
>>82928289
Well, I get a lot of boners in public transport, and I have to hide it.
It curves from that.
>>82928260
For once, thanks France, we are a cool northern neighbor sometimes.
>>82927955
>>82927594
Lapis Lazuli and Jasper's fans are the worst
but whatever, I love all gemfandoms at all
>>82928265
>yfw Lapis helped/was forced to help create the Cluster and was mirror'd to avoid her leaking the truth on Homeworld.
>>82928361
you* dammit.
>>82927769
>>82928373
Jasper and Lapis get the most shit, isn't it fair that we're a bit angrier?
>>82928361
There are worst northern neighbors than France
Just ask your former colony Mexico, they will tell you all about having the worst neighbor ever
>>82928030
its steven who drowns the children cant you see
bring our poor girl home
>>82927594
all of them except peridot
>>82928397
I know this is a joke but lapisfags are this delusional
>>82928393
that's like being a fan of Hitler and complaining that he gets a bad rep
>>82928394
>Worst northern neighbor ever.
>Not the Mongols.
Not even a fair comparison, fucking Mongorians.
Zuke and Amber excited for Lapis
>>82928378
>She's the one that was tasked with gathering the remains of the Crystal Gems from battle fields.
>And hunting down the last of them
>She quietly let Garnet and Pearl slip under the Radar
>They force her to visit the Cluster without knowing, thinking she doesn't give a shit about what happened
>Leitmotif from Schindlers list plays as she breaks down over how she could have gotten more out but was too afraid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIp_8RNNX4k
>>82928417
I hate this meme
Rose Quartz is a unique gem
>>82928408
back to home world?
So I don't know where else to put this, might as well toss it in this clusterfuck. I've heard people here complain that Peridot's redemption was too rushed, that she just sort of turned to the "good guys" side with little real motivation to do so. Well I thought of something that I think might help explain that. So from "When It Rains", we know that Peridot has been using Steven's toothbrush, right? But why? Peridot wouldn't care about the condition of her teeth, hell, she doesn't even eat. And she must know what it's for, since Steven showed her. So why would she use the toothbrush? Well, what else do we know about Steven's mouth? He's got healing spit. So maybe Peridot has been healed, from the inside, by Steven's leftover spit on the toothbrush. And that's not all. We know that Peridot knows about the healing spit, too, since she asked him to fix the warp pad and he licked his hand. Even if she doesn't know specifically about the spit, she knows that whatever fixed Lapis' gem comes from Steven's mouth. And she knows that the toothbrush goes in his mouth. She knowingly brushed her teeth hoping to be healed so she could join the Crystal Clods.
>>82927416
This is closer to a threadly reminder than a daily reminder.
>>82927576
Yes
Will Steven ever be able to help Jasper?
pearlnet
>>82928408
>>82928467
>garnet catches her trying to take out the buttplug
>>82927769
I know, rite?
Lion
>>82928305
Same. A smile worth a 1000 dies this very day. And it's going to be glorious
>>82928452
It is really absurd how Maheswaran thought this is a car wreck accident.
Srsly, what the actual fuck? Did she even look at the body?
>>82928478
The kid helped a giant abomination calm down. Jasper will be easy as fuck.
>>82928507
You forgot to make a new thread with it Lion.
>>82928456
we really don't know enough about gem individuality
like the Rubies all appeared to be the same, but how common or uncommon is that, are most castes like the Rubies or more like the Quartz caste appears to be, with Rose, Jasper and Amethyst all being rather different but similar
Who is the lewdest fusion?
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/733375723470196736
>>82928466
She used his toothbrush backwards.
There's a pic by zuke showing how she was using it.
>>82928520
The beginning of the episode established that she really doesn't have a great attention span, which is funny coming from a control freak like her.
>>82928478
I'd bet he's able to help Yellow Diamond, Jasper should be a cinch.
It's terrible that I want to see Yellow Diamond in a slice-of-life episode on Earth, I know, but the idea of her starting a smear campaign against Mayor Dewey to at least rule over SOMETHING after being so humbled by Steven is adorable and hilarious.
Stream where?
>>82928520
You gotta do what you gotta do yknow?
>>82928520
anon, sometimes in a 20 car pileup, you just lose a lot of limbs.
or gain some, if you`re in the right spot.
>>82928507Lion Around
>>82928543
The more unique abilities the gem has, the rarer she is
Simple as that
Sapphire is a rare one too, possibly the only one
>>82928356
by far, but the LE QT DORITO memes are awful
>>82928030
>pointing this out
>ironically being Pearl and Steven should not be charge for murder for what their creatures shit have done
>>82928507
>gender
>lion
I AM TRIGGERED YOU LIONGENDERED SCUM
>>82928590
When "rare" is used for objects, it means there are others, just not many. There's probably a few other Sapphires on HW who are treated like royalty.
http://taima.tv/r/bits [dead]
http://desistreams.net/comedy/cartoon-network/ [Interlaced, use adblock]
http://livetvcafe.net/video/2OYOMK1DWAWB/Cartoon-Network [Same as above, a little better]
http://www.myp2pguide.com/tv/cartoon-network-live-stream/ [Working, P2P Stream, Similar to two above]
http://www.zengatv.com/live/CartoonNetwork.html [Doesn't load for me, try it yourself, though]
http://a2livetv.com/cartoon-network-live-streaming/ [P2P Stream, Spanish]
http://fancystreams.com/cartoonnetwork1.html [Relatively Unknown, if this stream doesn't work then replace the "1" with a "2" or "3"]
http://tv-online.in/cartoon-network-live-tv [Moonrunes]
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/livetv/ [Official Stream, Ironically doesn't support TWC]
>>82928520
was more like the ER team trying to rationalize something they never seen before
>>82928507
Revolver Ocelot
>>82928572
Yeah, well, you also gain a precious clustergem in your stomach and get all the colored bonus limbs tied up.
Jasper is dead!
D E A D !
>>82927379
I just thought of something. Clouds are water. Lapis controls water. That potentially makes her like Thor, or at least Ororo/Storm.
>>82928636
>YD hates organic life
Shame, i guess that means if HW does come back to earth they'll just try to kill everything
There are so many practical uses for humans you know
>>82928652
>>82928655
I mean controlling clouds doesn't give you the ability to direct lightning
>>82928621
>When "rare" is used for objects, it means there are others, just not many
true
But the way Garnet described Sapphire, I got the impression that she is indeed the only one
>>82928628
thenks duude
>>82928544
Garnet
>>82928673
They might have made contact with more advanced organic life that tried to exterminate them.
Or they think one day humanity/organic life could be a threat.
OR this isn't an actual gem doctrine, and YD just FUCKING hates earth
>>82928544
Canonically? Rainbow Quartz.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
>>82928607
file name gave me a good laugh
>>82928563
>It's terrible that I want to see Yellow Diamond in a slice-of-life episode on Earth
>>82928546
>lapis episodes are airing now. wow. there's lapis in the air. merry lapis everyone and a happy new yearpis
Zukepis just gave birthpis to another memepis.
>>82928679
I like this pic, but didn't Jasper straight up survive being thrown into the reactor of a spaceship and then proceed to survive the ensuing crash and explosion of said ship?
Girl is tough as nails. What's this meme about a crack killing her?
>>82927426
A SUPER SAYAN!
>>82928709
seems like she just fucking hates Earth
likely because one of the Diamonds died on Earth during the war
She just wants to avenge her sister
merry lapis everyone
>>82928747
Marry Lapis everyone
GUYS
WHEN ARE THE EPISODES COMING
I'M A EUROFAG
ALSO I NEED A STREAM PLX
>>82928712
just wait until we see Rose and Amethyst fuse around Young Greg, thats gonna be really lewd really fast
>>82927780
Wait what
>>82928712
Is Peridot interested in humans or will she be like Pearl? Will we see her in the townie bomb?
>>82927410
Don't listen to him. Keep it up.
>>82928546
she hype as heck
>>82928737
I just think it a funny joke.
That and I also like to think its mocking of the Crewniverse writing for this bit, which was pretty bad.
>>82928742
Although the way she dismisses organic life makes me think she's seen it before, at least in some capacity.
>>82928489
>ywn find a wounded Jasper
>ywn nurse her back to health the best you can
>she'll never get a soft spot for you over time
>ywn live in a comfy cabin with her
>>82928747
bah humbug
>>82928683
not really since lightning is just static generated by friction she could in theory cause the water to generate static and cause lightning
>>82928813
I assume they have found organic life other places
although I think Earth is the first place with intelligent organic life, which is why Rose fought for it
Yellow Diamond would probably dismiss the idea of intelligent and organic being impossible
>>82927784
>Sharing a nice cup of tea
>Shennanigans begin to happen
>crying
>singing
>then resolution
>it's at this point in time Lapis realizes>her teas gone cold
>>82928709
Oh, its obvious that she has a major disdain for Earth. Its a constant reminder of Homeworld losing a war to rebels.
why is she so attractive?
>>82928814
that would be a nice fanfiction
>>82928858
>>82927784
>lapis and tea
memes are becoming more real by the day
>>82928834
causing lightning and directing lightning are two different powers though
cause lightning all you want, unless your fighting in a field or on top of roofs and making sure you are low than your opponent your not gonna hit them
>>82928814
Why even live?
>>82928858
WOW LOOK AT THAT I HAD RUBY PISS IN IT FOR YOU NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LEAKY CUNT FAUCET
>>82927998
>>82928271
>I'm not getting results from google
Watch your mouth
>>82927784
With Steven around, Lapis's tea will go cold no more!
>>82928866
because
Who's gonna join Steven's harem next? Lapis?
>>82928801
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/733382037248299010
she's freaking out, she also made these a year ago
>>82927379
>lips that luscious
This nigger has to have drawn porn, right? Please tell me they have.
>>82928544
rainbow quartz, she was made just to make someone jealous
>>82928894
Jeez, anon. No need to be sound so pissed off.
>>82928875
I'd read the shit out of it
>>82928886
To see Jasper in later episodes
>>82928924
Nah. Steven's gonna be permafused as Stevonnie and will be part of Opal's harem.
>>82928935
It just occurred to me that her lapidot fantasy becomes reality to the public.
>>82928801
If you check her tumblr now and then it seems Peri and Lapis are her faves. She also boarded Barn Mates
why is my ball sweat always greasy?
Anyone want me to stream from my Sling account? I think there's more than enough streams,
but if anyone wants me to I will.
>>82928968
>opal
>harem
>>82928866
she's a cute brown nerdy girl
i liked her appearance in the earlier episodes though. now she looks even younger.
>>82928866
>>82928912
Because you are pedophiles?