JESUS CHRIST, what BLAND piece of shit
the fact this is being considered the ''best'' capeshit of all tells you alot about this genre
seriously,i tought lex plan in BVS was shit but Zemo's plan is even more retarded
Cinema is DEAD
okay
i still enjoyed it :]
>>82921615
What happened to you, OP? When did you lose your capacity to have fun?
>>82921615
>capeshit
go back to /tv/, retard
>>82921639
JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO XD
look at this piece of shit cgi
>>82921669
okay
but it was still a good movie
"Super-hero" comics is just Jewish propaganda.
>>82921669
I feel like I use more of my brain when I'm having fun, personally.
Maybe you just don't like superheroes? Movies? Superhero movies? Going out in public?
>>82921615
enjoy the little time this thread hasmaybe next time you'll think twice before insulting the great mcu
>>82921615
You're taking comic book movies to seriously. Relax and enjoy the ride. Ain't nobody reinventing cinema on a summer blockbuster.
>>82921707
everything is,
I just realised there's no photos of earth from space and I've been feeling sick for 3 days at the thought
>>82921663
they sent me here
>>82921669
Holy shit.
>>82921736
>there are no photos of earth for space
tu quoi
>>82921615
>the fact this is being considered the ''best'' capeshit of all
No one has ever said that, back to /tv/ with you.
>>82921765
>No one has ever said that
are... are you serious?
>>82921669
>I'll make fun of you for not thinking critically about this movie
>I shall do so by nitpicking CGI
>>82921669
Try not being fucking pathetic and instead, spending a few bucks and seeing it in a theater, rather than watching some shitty cam rip.
>>82921829
that's right goyim!you can't talk about the movie if you haven't watched the movie at least twice in cinemas!piracy is bad for the industry!
>>82921615
1- dont get on the hype train, you create a giant in your brain that the actual movie will have a hard time to measure up to.
2- the plot comes out of a comic book, it WILL be bland by real world standarts, even by action movie standarts
3- cape films have been "turn off your brain and enjoy the colors" since day one.
>>82921669
>CGI
>Tony Downey Jr in a practical suit on a green screen
>camrip
Jesus, OP, just fuck off. If you can't reason your lack of taste, your whole opinion is shit and nobody cares about it.
>>82921669
>look at this 240p cam screencap i posted from my phone
>it looks awful don't it
>>82921868
If you're going to pirate it, at least wait till a proper rip comes out. Hell anon. Can you be this dense?
I'd like to think you're just trolling. But my gut tells me that you're actually this retarded.
>>82921779
Everyone knows Mystery Men is the best capshit moving picture of all time
>>82921615
A. super hero action films are not cinema, they are popcorn flicks
B. it was fine
C. yeah the villain was fucking awful, but that's MCU for you...for whatever reason they have outlawed real villains, probably as to not frighten kids
I've been noticing that though I didn't think the film was very good, even critics I normally agree with are saying this movie is great. Not all, but enough to make me wonder whether I'm missing something.
Overall the film just feels thrown together, it's never very clear why anyone is anywhere. I don't even remember why they were at an airport and fought. I enjoyed certain parts but it was just all over the place.
Then I noticed something, almost all the critics mention how much they enjoyed it compared to BvS. I did not watch BvS, they aren't getting my money for CRUEL BLEED MARTHA.
Are the critics who are lauding this movie so traumatized by BvS that marginally more enjoyable capeshit seems excellent? Or have I forgotten joy and fun?
I mean really, after this, BvS and now Apocalypse turning out to be so mediocre, who would have guessed that Deadpool would have been hands down the best comic movie of the year? It's amazing to think about it.
>>82922897
It's not about fun. It's never been about fun when it comes to comic book shit.
Fun is fine for childrens cartoons, this is comic book shit. "Fun" is something neo comic geeks say in order to stamp out the regime of old geeks who take comic books seriously
That being said, I liked the film, but not because it was fun...I liked it because it had enough action in it, cool scenes/posturing, and most of the characters seemed badass in some way or another or each had a moment to shine in a badass way, as far as the MCU goes this was good, not overly hamfisted horse shit like GOTG
This is not why critics love it, critics love it because it's safe, non offensive to any group of people, features minorities and women, and never gets too dark or scary
>>82922897
One of my biggest issues with Civil War is that I feel Tony, Steve, and Natasha were very poorly characterized. I don't think Tony or Steve's positions or actions were actually fitting with the development the characters have had in the films so far.
>>82922897
>Are the critics who are lauding this movie so traumatized by BvS that marginally more enjoyable capeshit seems excellent?
Pretty much. CW only looks good when you put it next to BvS.
>>82922901
desu Deadpool has its flaws, especially with the cookie cutter plot, but the balls with which they run everything else in the movie pushes that aside.
>>82923161
>>82923087
>>82923074
I mean, it certainly can't be because it's a good movie.
>capeshit
>>82921615
>Cinema is DEAD
Then literally go to /tv/
>>82921669
You do realize that when the helmet is off, its a practical effect, right?
>>82923412
obviously not
>>82921936
he made this thread on /tv/ last night
Are marvel movies are like this.
They're all just 8/10s at BEST. Overly mediocre and they all tend to have huge glaring flaws like shit tier villains, bad motivations, illogical plots, etc.
However they're still leagues better than the absolute shit that is other superhero movies like BvS and Xmen.
Marvel has been winning purely by default, hopefully one day we actually get some truly amazing cape movies.
>>82921615
>Cinema is DEAD
no shit dumbass, entertainment is a useful way to bond with your loved ones, "art" is just a waste of time
>>82923449
Says the guy on a board of comics and cartoons
>>82923551
>8/10 at best
>mediocre
Anon, a 5 or 6 is mediocre. An 8 is unambiguously great
>>82923642
>>82921669
I watch Kamen rider this is pretty commen plave for Heiseigranted they make actual suits
>>82923087
You missed Bucky. Despite being the crux of the movie, he's basically a prop.
>>82921615
>>82921669
So you don't really have any reasoning as to why you consider it bad? Ok.
>>82923087
Seriously? Tonys whole thing is a culmination of all his movies and the avengers 1/2 plot lines. He started out as "fuck the government I know what's best" to "OK, maybe not" to "shit, I fuck up too many times and need to be reigned in a bit".
>>82921669
>there was once a time when films like "Gone with the Wind", "Giant", "Ben Hur", and "The Godfather" could be massive commercial hits
>big, beautiful, artistic films with a long runtime that though studio films -- still had a lot of artistry in the visuals and cinematography
>tfw now capeshit with fake-as-fuck green screen, nonstop CGI explosions and cuts, and bland cinematography are hogging the spotlight and taking any attention that there was for original films away (along with Star Wars shit, Minions shit, and other franchise shit)
>tfw only these poorly filmed movies are successful in le current year
I want off this ride lads... I want off...
>>82923773
reined
>>82923771
Not either anon, and have yet to see CW but if it's like the other Marvel flicks
>non-existant cinematography
>mediocre plots and storylines
>bland filmmaking and direction in general
>cartoony CGI
>non-stop quips to make tension non-existant
>shaky-cam fight scenes
The only thing going for these movies really are that some of the characters are fun, but these are not really great movies. From a film snob's standpoint, such as my own, they're very much 'meh'... which wouldn't bother me so much if they didn't get all the attention they get. These legitimately seem like the only movies people give a shit about, and it sucks because I want original, director-driven movies to be popular again instead of these cold, calculated, studio-films being made (and not just the Disney one's -- though they're the most prevalent and get the most attention -- but other studios as well: Universal and their Jurassic World and Minions fall into this category as well).
tl:dr -- Bland films whose mediocre plots are masked by quips and constant fights, and which hog attention from more original, more artistic films.
>>82923773
When did his "Fuck the government" attitude leave? It never did. You're imagining development that never actually happened. He's constantly been anti-Government control and the only time we've ever seen otherwise has been this film. Tony Stark, as portrayed in the films so far, would never give control of himself and The Avengers over to a UN Panel.
>>82923858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>82923761
He's a prop but they didn't utterly shit on his characterization like they did Steve, Tony, and Natasha. In order for this movie to work they had to write all three of them as acting in ways they never would given how their characters have been established so far.
>>82921912
As much as I don't agree with OPs shitty criticism of the film based on the visual effects, shit still looked awful in any resolution, you can tell this was definitely not practical
>>82921615
Lex Luthor is known for being greedy and despising anyone with higher power than him.
Zemo's motives were actual garbage
>>82923074
>"Fun" is something neo comic geeks say in order to stamp out the regime of old geeks who take comic books seriously
Yeah, fun is just a buzzword
>>82924495
There was also a shot in the trailer where Tony's face looked like it was pasted on really badly
like when that one Terminator Genysis trailer
>>82921736
>there's no photos of earth from space
nigga what are you talking about
>>82921615
>but Zemo's plan is even more retarded
was it?
>>82924748
>company wars
>>82924748
Do Marvel(Disney in disguise) fans ever get tired of living with blinders on?
I need to make the distinction because I've been a Marvel fan since the early 90s when I was young, I know you haven't and were introduced to it through this movie.
>>82921669
It's not CGI here, you faggot. That's the real suit.
I fell asleep in the theater and left early for the very first times in my life, it was just so generic and bland that it wasn't worth watching. It was like watching somebody paint by numbers. It wasn't even technically bad or anything, it was just so goddamn boring and lifeless.
>>82921669
>turn your brain off
I've been having to do that too much lately, last time I had to was when I was watching BvS and realized that Lois Lane was a better detective than Batman.
>>82921615
>mfw Iron-man would take his whole mask off 90% of the time he opened his mouth
>>82927575
see
>>82926238
>it's another /tv/ crossboarder thread
>>82927763
no
>>82921615
let's face it, breakfast is ruined.
>>82927349
he wanted to show off his new helmet opening system
>>82927763
What, of course not.
>>82927763
No, OP
>>82921615
>>>/tv/
>>82927763
>reminder that this guy was a better lex in every possible way
>>82927915
>50% on RT
>>82928035
And they're all dead wrong.
DCucks were right. Disney's paying niggas off.
>>82928244
They also used Youtube videos better
>>82923858
well Mad max: Fury road was pretty fucking gud
>>82923858
I agree, you should go back to the /tv/ ride, I don't think the /co/ ride was intended for you.
>>82921615
>this thread
did anyone stop to consider that maybe this is bait?
>>82929267
It is.
This exact same thread, with the same pic and OP text was made in TV a few hours ago.
>>82927947
Can we please stop pretending Cross wasn't one of the dullest villains in the MCU
I liked Antman, it was good. But Cross barely even had a personality. Actually showing him going crazy from experimenting with pym particles would have been a big step up from just telling us.
>>82929267
It's /co/, do you think there's a lot of smart people? Just a bunch of kids waiting for Summer to shit the board up even more
>>82928253
>muh delusions
>muh conspiracy theories
>>82921615
I still can't believe this all happened because a guy used some fucking mask.
CGI was shit and the airport fight destroyed most of the airport at the hands of Stark and Vision which wanted to contrl their effects on the people.
Jesus christ this went nowhere.
>>82921615
Shit man i must be turning retarded i swear to god i dont see any problem with the CGI in any pic people has been uploading
>>82929566
A movie as kickass as that was getting reviews that low? Damn straight something's going on.
>>82929365
Actually he went crazy from the bug zapper which makes less sense
>>82921868
>Look at this movie, the quality is awful!
>You're watching a camrip that was filmed on a camera phone.
>What, you expect me to PAY for this shit?
>>82921669
Not everything is about visuals, Zack.
>>82929365
Yeah, but he was still closer to the real Lex than what DC was able to put out.
>>82929792
How kickass can it be if Apocalypse is the villain?
Why did War Machine's armor face look sad in this movie?
>>82931604
It knew he was going to get paralysed by vision later
>>82921615
>>82921615
>Cinema is DEAD
Hello, /tv/
>>82931397
I know, right? It's fucking uncanny.
They were even able to take shit from Ultimatum and make it awesome. ULTIMATUM.
>>82924181
Iron Man 3: House Party Protocol
Civil War: House Arrest Protocol
Truly Pottery...
>>82927763
>>82923074
I don't know about the fun thing per say.
I mean I don't disagree with you, I'm one of thise old geeks who grew up on this stuff and was bullied for it way back when, and I really want to see these characters and plots taken seriously and given their dues on screen.
But given that, with self reflection, the fun aspect was important to me as a kid. it's like a gateway to enjoying the serious aspects of characters or stories. I think fun is necessary when making movies like the MCU movies, you just need writers and directors that know how to use it.
One of the best parts of Civil War was that airport battle, because it felt so much like the feeling I got as a kid reading comics when something "awesome" was happeing. At that moment of the film, seeing Vison, black panther, Spider-man, Giant man (even if not muh giant man), I couldn't care less about the plot, I *was* having to much fun. And that isn't something I'm used to saying,
No one thinks it's great. It was a fun movie where every took it easy.
Solid 6/10 mindless flick
I enjoyed the part where Captain America was the main villain in his own movie and tried to murder a teenager
>>82921615
>>82931604
>>82921615
DCuck please
>>82928253
>DCucks
Wow, whadda meme, you've fucking excelled yourself, there. How would I say it, though? "Dee-cucks"? "DeeCee Cucks"? "D'cukz"?
>>82931604
Sad Machine.
Why doesn't Ross just replace Captain America with literally anyone else like
Battlestar
Nuke
US Agent
Jack Flag
Jack Monroe
that fake Captain America that Jack Monroe was with
Union Jack
Bucky Barnes
Counter-Earth girl Bucky Barnes
Citizen V
Free Spirit
Spirit of 76
Tom Halloway
American Eagle
Blazing Skull
Roger Aubrey
Miss America
Nuklo
Fred Davis
take your pic of any fucking American-themed mongoloid
>>82921719
let us say grace
>>82946310
Because none of those fuckers exist in this universe, and those that do are stuck in the tv verse that they keep ignoring.
>>82921615
man, I hated that scene and the movie isn't that good, it's just ok, guardians of the galaxy is better in my opinion.
>>82929403
are you implying that /tv/ is different?
I'm glad that one DC fan lived up to his word and tried nitpicking every single plot point to Civil War, but got most of it wrong.
I really want Suicide Squad to bomb just to upset people like him and OP even more.
>>82921615
lol stay mad DCuck
>>82946389
ANTSMEN
