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Who is he talking about, anon?

Real thread starter: Which two felt are potentially the most dangerous together? Sure, Eggs and Biscuits are dangerous morons, but Clover and Sawbuck have controlled time travel and Itchy and Trace can fuck your entire life up. Can have fucked your entire life up. Can have your entire life fucked up.
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He's talking about Rambo

John Rambo
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succulent, succulent jowls
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>>82914097
question A: pic related
question B: matchsticks and crowbar since it feels like they're the most competent and crowbar could just light a fire at any point if he really wanted to
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>>82914097
Ara Ara
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>>82914217
What happened to her nose?
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i ship DD and Crowbar
unfortunately there is zero art which is the reason this post does not have an accompanying image
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>>82914271
Homestuck characters don't have noses.
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0u0


what did she mean by this?
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>>82914303
Then how do they smell?
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>>82914376
depends on the character
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>>82914271
Look, jackass, after the tumblr 'fatal sinus infection' epidemic, I'll take a goddamn decade of no-nose cuties

FFT style for fuckin life
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>>82914303
:?
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>>82914376
jade at least smells like love and puppies
Rose smells like burnt pizza
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>>82914376
Most trolls smell like burnt garbage
Have you ever really seen a troll's bathroom?
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>>82914398
But everyone in the Final Fantasy Tactics character design pieces looks like they are just done with life.
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>>82914491
Yeah, but that was a perfect fit for the style it was copying, of a blended kind of medieval and Renaissance art style, where everyone was painted... looking like they were done with life. Or never began with life to start, really.
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>>82914491
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>aradia showing off her new digsite
Anything to add to this wip before I line and color it?
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>>82914097
These are fucking perfect
The little details like Sollux being disgusted and DD acting like a protective stabdad
Do you have others?
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>>82914569
>of a blended kind of medieval and Renaissance art style

I call nonsense on that although I can see that being the case. Crazy Japanese.
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>>82914601
what other girls you doing for this snapchat thing?
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>>82914601
I dunno
Whip?
Im loving it though
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>>82914601
>wanna come raid this tomb 0u0
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>>82914625
I have ones for female John and Roxy (two anons were asking for another version of Roxy tho). The last request I have in the queue is:
>Bro taking an embarrassing picture of Dave?

>>82914665
I was thinking a whip on the pillow, yea
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>>82914625
Here's the other one
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>>82914710
>that face
I don't have a sweaty enough reaction image for this, god bless
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>>82914736
Even femJohn would never do this kind of thign
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>>82914710
I like this >>82914705
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>>82914784
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>>82914601
B A S E D
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>>82914784
>Joey is smug about ruining Homestuck

It's all Joey's fault!
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>>82914784
>implying FemJohn wouldn't send nudes to MaleRoxy when he is going out in public all the time

The old public boner prank never fails
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>>82914784
Maybe not, some anon wanted it though. I bet (fem)Dave would be a camwhore desu

>>82914705
>>82914791
Yea, i do too, thanks!!
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>>82914828
>It's all Joey's fault!

LET'S THROTTLE JOEY UNTIL SHE PISSES HERSELF AND THEN BREAK HER NOSE
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>>82914846
FemJohn was my request and I love it, top work Loki
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>>82914857
or

OR
we could make her take really embarrassing photos involving her feet
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>>82914857
LET'S GIVE JOEY'S BUSINESS A BAD REVIEW!
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>>82914846
>I bet (fem)Dave would be a camwhore desu

Totally
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>>82914884
Come on man we were on a perfectly good roll here and you had to ruin it by dragging it around to feet. Christ.
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>>82914939
But would manjade be okay with this
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>>82914710
>Bro taking an embarrassing picture of Dave?
Will it be cute or lewd?
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>>82914941
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>>82914963
Jade is already a man.
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>>82914710
This is really really good but you sort of missed the point of the mask bra entirely
Hint: It's on backwards
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>>82914963
Who do you think is fucking femDave on the camshow?
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>>82915007
I think the width between nipples are a longer distance then the width between eyes.
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>>82914882
No problem, she was fun to draw!
I'm not one for OTPs, but seeing that johnroxy pic always makes me happy

>>82914975
male Dave and lewd

>>82915007
People already complained about it, if I'm feeling up to it I'll revisit it (the arms and hands are going to take a while to redo), sorry about that.
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>>82914963
He hacked the site. There are bots donating and commenting but the only real watcher is ManJade
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>>82915030
That's a fair counterpoint. I assumed it would stretch?
>>82915058
Don't worry about it, it's way hot anyway.
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I don't understand this high test thing. Are you talking about testosterone? When did mustachioed acne-ridden obese women become desirable? Because that's what high testosterone levels in women does. That, and possibly infertility in some cases.
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>>82915139
So THAT explains Rose
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>>82914439
Rose probably smells like lavender. Not because it's her text/eye color, but because old ladies love lavender perfume and she's kind of frumpy.
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>>82915139
>I don't understand this high test thing
>But let me judge everyone involved
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>>82915164
>smell of something burning from the kitchen
>Rose screams and a plate with slagged pocket fused to it smashes into the game and sends it sprawling all over the place
>She never wanted to play anyways
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>>82914097
>Roxy edition
>people flood the thread with roxy pics
>Gay leprecaun edition
>people ignore op and post aradia
Why?

To answer your question, Clover and Sawbuck seem like the most dangerous combination. If Clover attacks Sawbuck his luck will allow them to go to any point in the timeline he wants, creating time travel with no randomness involved.

Also how can Sawbuck have a waifu if he's gay?
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>>82915212
He says he doesn't understand why it's called "high test" and gives his understanding of what having high testosterone in women means.
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The cool thing about Aranea is that she comes with a lot of expressions.

It's time consuming to set up but it means she's versatile.

This isn't even all of them; any expressions that were originally animated have all the frames in one .png that I've got to break apart.
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>>82915194
It also smells godawful, so there's that.
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>>82915255
What are you doing?
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Why the hell was collide such trash
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>>82915194
>Orange heart

Rose we get it, you're desperately in love with your own brother and mother and wish Davesprite would have lain his eggs inside of you, but the dream is dead
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>>82915255
Do any of the characters have a flustered or embarrassed face?
You're doing gods work anon
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>>82915286
It was rushed and tried to cram as much as it could, as fast as it could, in as little time as it could, with as little effort as it could get away with, and on top of that it had a lot of trash art spliced in, and zero of the soul or care put into the original strife flashes, AND it involved a bunch of enemies nobody really cared about besides Slick, who fought people he had zero connection in the comic with
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>>82915281
Making a 'build your own crappy Homestuck VN' kit for /hst/.

Soon you'll be able to make all your dating sim dreams come true.
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>>82915252
He also gives his opinion of people's tastes by asking "Don't they know what I know? If they knew what I knew, it wouldn't be this way"
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judging people

His understanding of the situation is his assumption that we either don't know the truth behind an idea and are using it wrong
He's not just giving his opinion
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>>82915139
I don't really get it either, I think it just means having a nice ass?
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>>82915255
>Renpy
GET THAT SHITTY FUCKING ENGINE OUT OF MY FACE
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>>82915164
Strilondes are all waifish and twinky. They probably have a testosterone deficiency if anything.

>>82915275
Well yes, there's that as well.
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>>82915255
Cool
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>>82915281
I think its going to going to be a kit for making HS visual novels if I remember correctly
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>>82915316
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>>82915334
>>82915360
Neat!
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>>82915255
Are you the one whos doing gods work?
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>>82915345
Uh. I'm using it ironically.
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>>82915336
Why are you so upset? Are you really that sensitive of your shitty beard lady fetish being criticized on the internet?
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>>82915336
Doesn't the confusion arise from the term "high test" being used?
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>>82915255
Do you need a writer anon-kun?
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>>82915472
dude everyone knows what high test means, your troll is falling super flat because you have no actual material to work with
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>>82915255
You need a writer brah?
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>>82915443
You better be, or so help me lord I'll insult your taste in media.
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>>82915495
I don't, actually.
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So why the fuck did the retcon happen and then the story just went to total shit and ended as fast as possible
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>>82915495
I unironically don't know, I just assumed it was /sp/ or /fit/ for THICC
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>>82915472
Yeah exactly
You're not trying to express confusion, you're trying to express idiocy and retardation
Thanks for keeping this whole argument on topic by posting a dumb picture

>>82915479
It's okay to not get a meme
It's less okay to criticize people simply because you don't understand
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>>82915584
why are fatlusters so pissy
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>>82915482
>>82915509
What I'm trying to do is set everything up and make it so simple that someone who only has writing experience can make their own VN.

All the characters and sprites will be preloaded, there'll be very specific simple tutorials on how to make them talk, and an example VN that you can crib code off of or add routes onto.
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>>82915495
Which is precisely why I asked. You got me.

>>82915584
You're outrageously defensive.
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>>82915578
High test is a dirt common term to mean a material that can withstand strong forces or strain because it is strong and heavy enough to take it

So a high test woman is one who is THICK AS HELL and built like a BRICK SHITHOUSE and could take a horse pounding her like a jackhammer

tits and ass

Easy, see
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>>82915620
You're attempting to appeal to other people in the thread because you know that basically nobody truly cares
You're trying to garner as much attention to your argument as possible because you know in your heart of hearts that you have a really dumb point
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>>82915570
Because Andrew for some reason decided to totally fuck himself by starting production of a video game when he obviously should have finished Homestuck first. Too much got outsourced and it had to be rushed to meet the arbitrary 4-13-2016 deadline.
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>>82915637
>You're outrageously defensive.
You're dumping images because you have nothing of value to add to this thread so you're trying to mask
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>>82915164
I'm not really a person who plays traditional board games, so forgive me if I'm mistaken, but this game looks really plain for Sburb.
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>>82915665
Was he trying to look like a teenage heartthrob there?
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>>82915665
WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN
HE LOOKS YOUNG AND AMBITIOUS
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>>82915685
Or maybe the guy just wants to contribute a little more by sharing something he likes?
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>>82915688
We'd need to know the rules itself plus whatever those cards actually contain, could be not-monopoly could be Arkham Horror, its to difficult to tell.
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>>82915665
Wow. This barely looks like Hussie.
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>>82915685
I'm not dumping images. If I were dumping images I would be posting a huge batch of them in a row for the sake of posting the images, often without any text to accompany them, eating up the image limit of the thread. I'm just replying to you normally, but I like to collect fanart and sometimes when I'm posting I tack something new I found on because I'm generous and think maybe somebody else would like it too.

Now what's your reason for being so pissy?
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>>82915665
He looks a bit like Ezra Miller here.
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>>82915797
I don't care anymore
stay mad
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>>82915665
What if hussie started the kickstarter because he didn't know where to go with homestuck and wanted a distraction, or assurance that it would exist beyond the ending even if he did a terrible job.
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>>82915797
>words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
>why are you so pissy?

say cute, kiddo
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>>82915299
Obviously that orange heart means Rose has an Electra complex for Dirk
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>>82915891
yeah but she was WAY more currency going with her mother complex

Rose is grill Oedipus fukgrl through and through

And god save Roxy that she doesn't notice how Rose always hugs her with hands around the waist, always kisses her with just that one little space left between cheek and lip, always looks her right in the eyes for just one second longer than you'd expect she'd need to, always always has to hesitate saying her name instead of letting out a breathless little "Mommy"
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>>82915992
wwhat a fuckin dyke
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Everyone should organize their homestuck folders. You might find something fun.
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>>82915992
>just that one little space left between cheek and lip
Jesus Muh dick
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>>82916101
all i find is porn
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>>82916101
Oh, I like how that Fear No Anvil is drawn. Very nice. I miss the cool alchemy, item, and weapon design of the comic.
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>Vriska has a futa dick
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>>82916101
I found a Joey. That's fun, right?
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>>82916159
No, sorry, we determined YEARS AGO she has a cluster of eight clits, which is why she's such a needy whore who wets herself at the slightest romantic touch
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>>82916148
I don't understand? She doesn't have human ears anymore but can wear glasses?
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>>82916182
Yes, and it's supposed to be gross that she doesn't have ears there. Only smooth flesh.
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>>82916148
Yeesh. It's a good thing for the breast because that's one ugly Jade.
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>>82916182
Yeah that's the point.
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>>82916148
Sorry Jade, I am far too aroused by your giant space tits and perfect 10% cheesy ratio to care
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>>82916101
youre right
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>>82916209
>roxy finds another stray kat
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>>82916170
This is the opposite of fun.
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I need Homestuck males getting their nipples played with
That's the hottest shit
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>>82916264
Wait for Loki to come back
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>>82916240
Poor Jade, suffering so much because of her enormous breasts
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>>82916264
Always liked playing with nipples more than having them played with

They're goddamn fascinating, I could do it for hours
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finished my philosophy paper and now i'm done with my classes for this semester!

yay
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>>82916264
anyone have that crowbar pic?
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>>82916367
Nice now make porn
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>>82916367
congrats
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>>82916255
I think you had one too many opposites in there, anon
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>>82916318
You would probably like the strawberry lactation trickster Roxygen fic
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Is Joey related to jape?
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>>82916264
What

>>82916367
Congrats!

Almost done with this. Anyone have any suggestions for the embarrassing Dave one?
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>>82916425
>turns out Joey was the Lord of Doom all along
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>>82916440
Becarful, posting a link 'll disturb hotpockets
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>>82916446
In women's lingerie?
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my name is not important

wwhat is important is wwhat im goin to do

i just fuckin hate this meteor and the troll wwigglers feastin on its corpse

my wwhole life is just cold bitter hatred and i alwways wwanted to die vviolently

this is the time a vvengeance and no life is wworth savvin and i wwill put in the gravve as many as i can

its time for me to kill and its time for me to die

my genocide crusade begins here
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>>82916440
Nah

Lactation is ok but I don't care for it as much as I do nipples themselves

Huge, small, thick, soft, normal, inverted, bumpy, smooth
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>>82916446
Dave ironically in rose-themed panties with a semi obvious boner
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>>82916443
Why would she be related to you?
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>>82916446
dave caught looking at dudes on his bros computer he has a boner
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>>82916101
>Have tiny homestuck folder since I deleted my old one a few years ago
>I have nothing to clean except a few pics of roxy and some edits

Damn.
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>>82916446
Dave caught using a smuppet or dildo.
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>>82916446
Dave playing with his nips for ironic no-homo erp with john
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>>82916446
Fresh outta the shower showing off his hot bod/ass with cal/bro/john peeping
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>>82916101
I found this
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>>82916538
>john
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>>82916446
I would like to see nipple play
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>>82916513
this
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>>82916446
Dave walking in on Dirk, who's erotically inserting a smuppet's nose into Caliborn's skeletal nose-hole.
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>>82916538
>John "Slay Every Gay" Egbert
>Peeping on a guy
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>>82916588
See ya in 3 days
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>>82915139
high test means that you, the alpha male, high enough levels of testosterone and that you can TRULY appreciate the female figure since you're like a caveman

so that means exaggerated thighs, breasts, hips etc.

so when a woman is "high test" it doesn't mean SHE is high test, it's more of a label saying
"this woman is for HIGH TEST MALES ONLY"

so a skeletal woman is LOW TEST because she has no desirables

all of this can be explained with this classic work of art, a worshiped fertility statue!
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>>82916610
THICC
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>>82916505
What a shame.
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>>82916610
UHHHHHH
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Reminder that Bolin was right
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>>82916628
It really isn't. Since Homestuck ended I realized I could delete even more of my Homestuck stuff, slim it down to like 10 images per folder. There's so much shit that just means nothing or looks awful now.
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>>82916628
Y-you could always share yours
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>>82916665
I'm not sharing a 12.6 GB folder that isn't even tidy and is probably full of duplicates.
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>>82916679
>Vriska eats a kiwi sandwich.jpg
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>oh man I should work on this fic
>I'll just play an hour or two of stellaris first
>this was 9 hours ago
wwhoops
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>>82916685
i don't even have a proper reaction image

so this will have to do
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>>82916704
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Reminder that Karkat <3 Kiwi is objectively the best ship
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>>82915650
anon why the fuck you gotta put images of Ms. Paint getting fucked by a horse in my mind
that ain't fair man there's no material for that come on
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>>82916740
>Vriska: Enter
fucking lost
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>>82916739
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>>82916754
I'ma do you one better

Go watch the Skaia flash and look for the giant Horse chess piece

Imagine THAT going at her
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>>82916740
somebody edit the grub into a kiwi
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>>82916764
Are dave's feet on backwards?
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>>82916787
on it
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>>82916679
Hussie didn't deserve Karkat.

None of them did.
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>>82916788
It's a god thing, you wouldn't understand
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>>82916788
His shirt is on backwards ironically
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>>82916799
Hussie didn't deserve most of the good stuff in Homestuck

The way it turned out made it obvious that Acts 1-5 were just an extended happy accident
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>>82916783
if only the writefags weren't fucking gone
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>31 posters
Is this the end, anons?
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>>82916824
Blame videogames
>>82916712
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>>82916824
what is there to write about

Hussie murdered all desire to write anything for his boring trash pile
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>>82916824
>tfw started a bunch of fics and keep petering out because disappointment
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>spent five years doing LITERALLY NOTHING with my life after deciding to read Homestuck

it's still going on
i want to die
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Goddammit, it started hurting again.

Homestuck had so much promise. I can't think of anything that had the same level of promise. How could it have gone so wrong?
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>>82916834
Huh, would you look at that. Maybe it's time to finish all of this.
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>>82916871
Hussie got a girlfriend, his dad died, and he got massively jewed because he can't into contracts.
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>>82916871
you want me to let you in on a secret that'll save your life?
The more promise an idea has, the easier it is to fuck it up completely.
So the more promising a story seems, the bigger a gamble you're taking.
It's alright to gamble every now and then but you have to be aware of the odds you're playing.
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>>82916866
same
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once hiveswap's released we'll be homefree

free to have threads on /vg/ for eternity

it just needs to be released

it'll come out...right?
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>>82916912
>The more promise an idea has, the easier it is to fuck it up completely.
oh so that's why my life is such a mess

my parents thought i had a lot of promise when i was a kid
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So, here's a question for you all: What's the *worst* Homestuck album?
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>>82916978
It's not coming out anon. I'm sorry. It's never going to be made. It's 4 years and three iterations in. Hussie is bleeding money, and moved to a NYC office, which likely costs more than the game itself at this point. It's doomed. It's all doomed.
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>>82916978
When vn anon comes through will that be enough to get us /vg/ real estate? They have KS threads, right?
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>>82914297
For you, anon. It's one of my ships, too.
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>>82917011
>moved to a NYC office
Why would anybody do this?
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>>82917011
>moved to a NYC office
The NYC office closed down and they let a bunch of people go

Now they don't have an office, they all work from home
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>>82917034
yeah they're on their 3026th thread now

if we do move we need a big op post that looks legit with a pastebin, news section and links to hiveswap pages or whatever
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>>82917049
Because it's HIP and you gotta get the HOT TALENT with a TRENDY LOCALE and offices made of faux-brick next to a coffee shop in the DOWNTOWN so you can have $8 beers after work!

>>82917066
Oh. Then they're triple doomed. They don't even have a central location. Hahahahahaha.
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>>82917040
Bless you. Did you draw this?
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>>82916978
HOMESTUCK
2
.
0
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>>82917040
That's a good ship.
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>>82917107
>Hussie's failed life reduced to pitifully trying to milk everything Homestuck is still (not) worth with false promises, even after Undertale and Steven Universe have already wicked away all of the fanbase interest

If the rapidly aging idiot had any sense or talent, he'd scrap it all and start back from square one doing something he loves, and doing it right

Oh wait he can't even draw anymore, what DOES he have?
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I'm not gay but I like the idea of girls trying to get their boys to be gay.
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>>82917100
Yeah. I needed to procrastinate for a bit. And there's only like 3 fics on AO3, it's a freakin travesty

>>82917118
Hell yeah
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>>82917212
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>>82917255
Explain
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>>82917255
>I'm not gay but
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>>82916740
>>82916787

done

i used
>>82916764 's kiwi pallet
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Best girl: Froppy or Pinky?
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>>82917255
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>>82917380
literally who
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>>82917380
this one
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>>82916446
>>82916492
this
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>>82917262
It's really good, thank you.

>>82917255
What
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>>82917438
>Karkat never got wings

To this day I still have no idea what the hell Hussie's problem with Karkat is

It's like he never intended him to be liked or popular and fell over himself to make him fail
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>fall asleep while sick
>have a dream about being John
>I'm in a library with Kanaya and she has these cute novelty wooden carvings of animals
>I play a prank on her and steal one
>she takes out her chainsaw and I start crying
>wake up with a nosebleed
But what does it MEAN
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>>82917471
wings are for winners
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>>82917471
Karkat's god tier didn't have wings probably because of the "more human than troll" deal.
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>>82917492
Dont Touch My Wooden Lusus Collection Again Or A Nosebleed Will Be The Least Of Your Problems
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>>82917498
Or more likely hussie is a hack
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>>82917498
That doesn't really make any sense
especially since Alternia Trolls were designed by scratch to be super violent and what not
And we saw Beforus Trolls with wings

So honestly, what makes Karkat more human than troll?
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>>82917496
>"more human than troll" deal

which never went anywhere interesting, despite a dozen interesting places to go with it

Speaking as a writer it's just like, a rare treat to see someone so catastrophically BAD at writing and using his plot material to do a single interesting thing, but then this why editors exist for actual professionals
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>>82917450
Stop ordering your daughter around
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>>82917157
I can't believe Andrew's already completely lost his touch

The man's not even forty yet
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>>82917346
>>82917349
>>82917383
>>82917455

I think what the guy means his fetish is women getting off to gay sex

Like in Metastuck how tumblr was always jilling off thinking about /hsg/ and MSPAF
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>>82917530
Blood color, not being ultra violent, not being able to do quadrants, god tier not having wings, Vriska outright saying that he'd make a better human than troll

>>82917555
So his fetish is yaoi fangirls?
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>>82917555
>women getting off to gay sex
gay sex in particular
because that's kinda gay right there if it's specifically gay sex
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>>82917542
I've said it a thousand times: Andrew Hussie is an 11/10 ideas guy, and he can write some really snappy dialogue, but he needs someone who can reign him in to keep his plots from turning into a mess.
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>>82917545
I don't think he had the touch to begin with, he just fooled is into thinking he did, all he had was just some really good color theory, neat sketchy land bits, and a grasp of internet humor from his talks with friends, which as we all known changes literally year to year, making any work lasting longer than that prone to immediate fossilization if you don't make it succinct
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>>82917455
No problem, man
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>>82917584
>not being ultra violent
Just like all the Beforus trolls except Meenah and Damara then
>not being able to do quadrants
It's more that he's shit at romance; he wants Terezi "in every quadrant"
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>>82917589
Hussie TOO GOOD for editor, NO NEED, you no touch cow! Milk come at discretion! You no tell me what do, suggestions close! AM GOOD COMIC MAKER! MAKE GAME! ME AM BESTER THAN ANY!
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>>82917584
>Blood color
He's a mutant troll not a human hybrid
>not being ultra violent
Again, beforus trolls
Also, Karkat IS super violent, he's just not good at it
>quadrants
literally nobody actually did quadrants right, especially not auspisticism
>not having wings
which is what we're saying
>Vriska outright saying
this is the same vriska who eventually broke down into tears because her buddy didn't want to share her feelings with her
so AGAIN, that means nothing

it's hussie shenanigans by which of course I mean his inability to actually follow through on multiple things
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>>82917628
Even though Dave and Dirk are supposed to be Hussie's self-inserts, Rose is the character he's most like
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>>82917673
Hussie can't cook hotpockets?
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>>82917498
I thought he just didn't choose to have them out given they seem to match blood colours for trolls and he still hasn't been open about his mutation, even if it's common knowledge. It's technically a plot point that has yet to be covered in the comic.
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>>82917696
I don't think Hussie knows how to EAT, nevermind the most basic of food procurement and cooking. The dude looks like he's 2 days away from dying of exposure.
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>>82917696
Yes. He got so pissy about everyone telling him that he couldn't write a story that he tried to show them that he was a responsible adult by microwaving some hot pockets. He has not succeeded.
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>>82917653
I think Hussie was going to make Karkat more human than troll but instead he just chose to humanize trolls as a race because they were so well-liked by fans. Then he made cherubs genuinely ultraviolent and antisocial because he still liked the idea of naturally violent and destructive creatures.
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>>82917719
I gotta say, it's kind of impressive what a weird autist Hussie is in real life

It's so far away from the ironic over-the-top persona he used to put on back when he still communicated over the Internet
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>>82917613
I understood that more in that he's too different to have anything else than out-of-quadrant relationships, or rather relationships that cannot be put into just one.
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>>82917754
Considering that he berates himself as being just like the losers in one of his romcoms, trying to get someone into every quadrant at once is apparently something of a trope in Alternia and not by any means unique to him.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006592
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>>82917740
>antisocial
Nah
Both of the known cherubs surround themselves with friends, or I guess subordinates when you're talking about caliborn, but even then he does try to make friends with some of the humans
He's just incredibly abrasive and rude which is why he doesn't have any friends

Also, only 1/2 of cherubs are antisocial
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>>82917741
He... really did turn out to be a kind of creepy, awkward, unpleasant old nerd in the end.
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>>82917613
>It's more that he's shit at romance; he wants Terezi "in every quadrant"
except that this ties back to the signless and the disciple being outside the quadrants. with the terezi thing and if you look at his conversation with jade and a future karkat its all over the place and that conversation kind of hinted at all the quadrants all at once. and then terezi being confused over what quadrant him and dave are in after the retcon, even if we know from jasprose and davepeta that its at least partially red kind of hints that beyond quadrants = human relationship, at least thats what i personally got out of it

this is headcanon territory but i like to think that the humans were based on him. (because he made the universe frog/ touched the door handle) i dont know why hussie never addressed any of this, the puzzle pieces were laying there ready to be clicked together easily
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>>82917740
I mean destructive
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>>82917586
It's gay to suck my dick, but that doesn't appear to have stopped you ;^)
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>>82917809
It's also pretty gay to offer up your dong to other men

Just saying
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>>82917796
>this is headcanon territory but i like to think that the humans were based on him. (because he made the universe frog/ touched the door handle) i dont know why hussie never addressed any of this, the puzzle pieces were laying there ready to be clicked together easily

Because it'd take good, non-ironic writing that isn't tripping over itself to be 2 cool and dismissive of characters as people without arcs while it eschews everything that makes a story remotely interesting
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>>82917776
Where was that dialoglog in the ass end of act 6 where Vriska theorizes that Caliborn might've turned out harmless if he'd been able to make a friend? Was it in one of the boat scenes?
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>>82917741
seriously, if you look at any video interview with the guy the awkward fumbling sets my autism radar on high alert
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>>82917809
you seem super upset at the idea of calling someone out on being gay
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>>82917741
His condescending ironic persona is probably how he talks in his head, but in real life he's too socially awkward to express it
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