So Happy Together Edition
Previous thread: >>82904418
NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB1uAhXHvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=152HtmviX2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QsUvuFdiI4
>Empire City preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQMJxv9ZKs
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for
K A P O W I E
Armstrongfags, the two of them, are the worst
Something, something, happier with me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223956
best gem poll here
Crashing this thread
>>82911784
I was beginning to like the list of previous threads. Bummer that you didn't see fit to include them.
>Times the Gems messed with Human History
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>82911784
>Priyanka cheating on Doug
What has this world come to?
Why is it that only Sugilite and Sardonyx had fusion special effects?
>>82911914
It suits them, they're standoffish unlike Opal and Alex
>>82911905
>Update
Gem porn. The world has come to Gem Porn.
>>82911883
Garnet threw Hitler into the sun
Why did my thread get deleted? It was made first.
>>82911949
WANT PORN
>>82911955
So there are more jews then... this makes sense... I'm going to find my grand pa-pa's old pistol from the war, It looks like it will be the solution I was looking for all along.
>>82911955
That's awful
>>82911881
Why would I include that when we only need to link the last thread?
What are some good fanartists who keep everyone in-character?
>>82911784
Lapis Lazuli is shit. Pure and utter shit. Damn her and may we hope for reprieve from the burden that is her smile. The mirror be blessed.
>>82911978
Because you suck spooge through a sippy cup.
Please stop the shitposting.
>>82911905
>implying she doesn't love Armstrong as a child
Not everything has to be sexual.
>>82912033
Acknowledging their existence they now have a target. You are the fool here Anon. Regret, repent and regret.
>>82912025
Oh... okay then... sorry I asked...
Daily reminder she did nothing wrong, deserved so much more and is FINALLY HAVING IT
>>82911978
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGBUTT DICKLOVER.
>>82912118
She's getting a kick in the dick. The Crystal Gems will line up and punt that cunt, really let her have it
>>82912005
he's just suggesting it was a nice addition, no worries senpai
>>82911784
Bummer mallys gone, hope we get to see her in the far future again, little less on the 'kill earth' thing though.
And Lapis and Jasper let her be her for a change.
>>82912129
Mine was Peridot's rump edition though...
>realizing that Lapis is actually kinda bitchy
>>82911914
the only time we've seen opal form was in "log date 7 15 2", and it was off-screen and completely unceremonious. if she gets featured in another episode and we see her dance and form uninterrupted, she'll probably have some sort of pretty effect to go with it.
>>82912088
Now I feel bad. Damn you. What do you desire?
>>82912118
I hope we find out she's gem Hitler and being imprisioned in the mirror was punishment for for drowning countless infants purely for the thrill of it.
>>82912175
I like it how she is smug and playful in the leak.
>>82912210
Peridot rump?
>>82911862
>That butt
Jesus, I just went Kapowie in my pants.
>>82911784
Your waifu is shit, post Garnet.
>>82912118
She wants to go back to fucking homeworld. She hates Earth, the Crystal Gem, and life.
>>82912175
>>82912267
She hates homeworld too though.
>>82912165
I hope she gets a unique voice actress next time she shows up,and have a winged helmet Hermes style
>>82912319
Picky bitch ain't she?
>>82912308
thanks faux indexer
>>82911883
The gems taught Sun Tzu to watch out for the back blast
>>82912256
>picking one Gem when you could have them all!
Get greedy man.
>>82912118
She was a coward and an idiot, deserves to go back into the mirror, and the only reason everyone's ready to bandwagon for her is becauce she's a personality-less husk that everyone can fill with their own dumb ideas.
What is it that Jasper is doing in this picture?
>>82912366
no
>>82912376
>>82912356
Being stuck in prison for five millenia makes a bitch uptight.
LION AROUND
>>82912404
She probably deserves worse.
How could they save her? (if they want to)
>>82912367
I hope that she was put into the mirror as a huge disgraceful punishment and I want all the crystal gems to look down on her
>>82912256
Can we post the best waifu instead?
>>82912439
prison for six millenia?
>>82912402
I was not expecting that turn of events
>>82912402
Coping with what seems to be down syndrome?
>>82912456
More like infinity millennia.
Man I just saw the Empire City promo, and I'm literally tearing up.
I knew Lapis was finally getting some happiness, but it never really sank in until I saw it for myself.
>>82912451
>>82912482
*downs
>>82911914
The Garnet in them likes to show off.
>>82912376
jasper really changes between looking more or less alien depending on the boarder
>>82912451
Rump?
>>82912478
Who's that character? Some OC?
>>82912478
>no more crack ships
I approve.
can't juke, etc,
>>82912532
Nah, she's one of those irrelevant townies. She appeared a few times in the early seasons IIRC.
i appreciate the sudden influx in lapis posters
>>82912498
She finally gets to smile again!
>>82912451
>>82912505
>>82912529
Your waifu is shit.
>>82912553
can we sadpost in here instead
>>82912571
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxN9UoUa20
Amedot Confirmed
>>82912567
Hopefully for the last time.
>>82912448
They disnt want to. Garnet saw that coming with future sight and let it happen
>>82912118
>Daily reminder she did nothing wrong, deserved so much more and is FINALLY HAVING IT
WEW LAD
>>82912569
At least her rump is firm yet giving and not just fat and flabby.
>>82912593
pic related.
Can anyone make a SU related version?
>>82912571
Every SU related post is a sad post.
>>82912532
>>82912563
>>82912644
oh I know its fake, I'm just trying to mess with people who don't know that
>>82912569
>>82912356
>be Lapis
>be ~5000 years ago
>war has embroiled the planet you were charged with
>upon your order, all civilian gems are ordered to the galaxy warp to be evacuated
>mid evacuation Crystal Guerrillas begin to warp in, overwhelm your token security forces and hack at the backs of the terrified non-combatants
>while hundreds escape thousands die to the rebels' zealous bloodless
>finally only a small group of loyalists are left trying to get off-world
>sacrifice yourself to keep your people safe
>are imprisoned for millenia as a reward
Lapis is for suffer.
>>82912448
extendo arm garnet.
>>82912402
Better with a smaller mouth line?
>>82912566
It's gonna shoot up tomorrow and it ain't slowin down
BUY BUY BUY
>>82912449
just like some other blue haired bimbo from a shitty anime
I've never drawn in my entire life, I just started 6 days ago.
Pls no bully
>>82912685
not anymore, anon. Her smile has returned for good
>>82912702
I'll buy anything as long as it's lapis selling it
>>82912680
thank you
>>82912626
If that's true Garnet also saw what would happen if they saved her
>>82912702
I need more sitcom Lapis!
Why disnt garnets future sight tell her about the gem mutants?
>>82912764
>>82912691
SMALLER
Do you think she tastes like onion dip?
>haven't seen the leaks
>these screenshots
>the hype
>Jasper btfo
fuuuuuuuck, it's a good day to be a Lapisfag
>>82912789
Future sight is dependent on the information the user has and cannot make predictions based on things the user does not know about.
>>82912794
It's really too bad that she hates men.
What's his name again?
>>82911784
>Just let me do this for you!
Seriously if you don't think she's as crazy if not even crazier than Pearl at this point I don't know what you're smoking.
ITT: autistic man children who watch cartoons for little boys
>>82912794
>Garnet/Amethyst
most underrated ship
>>82912845
I mean there is a difference between not wanting to be hit on by some 20 year old loser and hating men
>>82912878
>boys
>>82912702
I always wondered why my morning coffee at the local barista always had "SEND HELP" written on the foam. I just thought it was their gimmick.
>>82912878
Hey, I'm a fucking wage slave, I need a little escapism on the weekends so I don't go stir crazy.
I bet you think video games are for children too.
>>82912878
>ITT: /co/
>>82912888
It's too bad she's a super lesbian made up of two midget lesbians.
You know what I meant. It ruins my boner.
>>82912910
What does she taste like?
>>82912878
>for little boys
*girls
tyvm
Kapowie?
>>82912910
t-that's pretty hot
>>82912941
Morning dewdrops
>>82912978
KAPOWIE
![50 - Steven Universe S02E09 - Chille Tid.mp4_snapshot_10.02_[2016.03.13_04.21.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QXIC5Np.jpg "50 - Steven Universe S02E09 - Chille Tid.mp4_snapshot_10.02_[2016.03.13_04.21.14].jpg")
>>82912978
NO!!!
>>82912941
piss
>>82912449
>Mirror is given to steven, "To remember her buy".
>It faces Steven as he sleeps at night.
>Every night before Pearl pulls down Steven's pants and sucks him off while he sleeps, she looks at mirror first and winks.
>>82912978
t h e c l u s t e r
>>82912910
Jasper slipping her fat tongue pass Lapis' lips
>Finally appreciate the gem waifu-ing in the series
>Remember that the focus will go back to Beach City Residents
I do hope the New Lars is worth it
>>82912925
>lesbians ruin your boner
What's wrong with you?
lesbian or masculine women are way hotter than "normal" girl
>>82912941
jasper has no taste but has the texture of a sausage skin
lapis tastes like wet chalk and saltwater and feels smooth and very wet
>>82912941
Which one?
>>82913045
That Garnets pretty sexy.
>>82913045
"masculine" girls are hot, but lesbians don't do it for me, at all.
I can't imagine having sex with a lesbian.
>>82913040
>Actually a shapeshifting gem who kidnapped Lars and "Improved" him
>Sadie is the only one who realizes/wants real Lars back
>>82913045
i usually don't like lesbians. you can't fuck them and you'll never be bros
Oh, you will find me
between
The devil and the deep blue sea
>>82913086
depends on exactly what you mean by lesbian
I have known some that are like strict will never touch a guy ever lesbians, I have known others that are more, not interested in guys romantically lesbians, and other varying degrees, its kinda a personal thing, labels like lesbian, gay, and straight have always been rather limited in defining people, personally I dislike the labels in general
>>82913119
>he's one of those "can't befriend grils" people
>>82913091
To be fair, most normal people would freak out if an improved person was the result in kidnapping and impersonation
>>82913162
I think the idea is more that Sadie is the only one who actually knows Lars well enough to realize he has been replaced at all
>>82913119
>and you'll never be bros
my best friend for life (met when we were 14, now we're 22, going to move in together, going to be buds forever) is a dude
but he's also pretty gay but I figure anyone can be friends with anyone after they get over the mad lust of youth
>>82913146
no. they're they're like men who aren't actually men
>>82911784
"Quit flying in our sky, ya mooks!"
What did he mean by this?
awright /sug/, hit me up with some writefag requests
What time do episodes usually get leaked to the internet at?
>>82913260
Amethyst and Peridot watch tv together
https://youtu.be/y1zi4_ItaiE
>>82913141
I think what you're describing is bisexuality for the most part.
There is a name for people romantically, but not physically attracted to the same sex, I just forgot the name of it.
>>82913245
I didn't get any replies when I mentioned it last BUT Matt Burnett was born in New Jersey and uses the word "mooks", so I think that's him voicing that man. Plus he doesn't seem to like Lapis (sounded like he want to off her lel)
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/matt-burnett.html
>>82913260
malachite terrorizing watermelon stevens
>>82913260
Yandere Lapis
>>82913245
I thought he said 'poots'
>>82913297
yes but many of these people will self describe as lesbian or straight or whatever, because its simpler than getting out and essay and a flowchart necessary to actually explain most peoples mix of romantic and sexual preferences
bisexual is also a pretty poor label, as it suggests equal attraction to both men and women and its rather rarely the case, most people still favor one or other. also doesn't say anything about romantic preferences
>>82913194
be honest, you can be friends with anyone, but you'll never have the same degree of intimacy with someone the opposite gender. i don't hate anyone I'm just talking from experience
>>82913245
Its just a Jersey thing
>>82913245
The fact she does the hand fart thing confirms that all the fanart of a silly Lapis is true and not just her manipulating Steven.
>>82913245
AY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE
>>82913245
it's an east coast thing. i don't expect those commiefornia faggots with no water to have anything nice to say about it.
>>82911883
>supposed to be Jefferson on Mt Rushmore
>Gems thought it was a Gem Monster
>Ruined Jefferson head
>Garnet liked T.R., fixed it to look like him
>>82913245
Not sure what it means, but I sort of wonder if Lapis will soon start calling her antagonists "mooks", just like Peridot says "clod".
>>82913478
>>82913373
Yandere Lapis is fun.
>>82913260
Steven tries to get Lapis and Peridot to get along and he does a little TOO good of a job.
>>82912910
Was it rape?
>>82913507
yeah fuck those west coast faggots for not assaulting people for no reason
>>82913544
TR belongs on that way more than Jefferson anyway, also aren't both TR and Jefferson on it?
its Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and TR
![414[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/N07xaNB.png "414[1].png")
>>82911883
The gems helped Hitler take over the world.
>>82913373
Second.
Is it true that in a recent interview crewniverse said no more ships will be canon
>>82913549
>begins packing a tommy gun when there's no water around to fight people with.
Fund it.
>tfw fusion fag
>mfw mistaken for shipfag
feels bad man
i fucking love u
>>82913645
I doubt it because if they had I would have definitely seen meltdowns over it.
Lapis is Cookie Cat
>>82913685
That is very true
>>82913679
W-what are you saying, anon
>>82913645
your not the first person I have heard make this claim
but I have never seen anyone produce a source on it
Looks like a basely rumor, likely started by someone trying to russle shippers jimmies
>>82913645
what does this even mean
how do you remove interpersonal relationships from a character driven plot?
>>82913714
that's a cute plushie
>>82913751
Aside from already established presumably
>>82913645
I've been keeping up with all of the interviews and I haven't read that. How much Sugar or whoever even phrase that? "Ships" is an unprofessional term
>>82913417
yeah I know what you mean, there's a hard to explain sort of closeness with people your own gender, because you like naturally "get" each other at some level. but that's just one level
but on the other hand I'm pretty intimate/close with my best bro, he's like my platonic soulmate, my brother, we do everything together and tell each other everything, including stuff like going to the bathroom together and junk. but I'm pretty sure it helps that we're both gay. I mean I've had a hard time being friends with girls because of hormones
/blog
Do you guys think Peridot will get her limb enhancers back before season 5?
>>82913751
Probably means that there will be no new romance between characters from this point forth.
>>82913417
sounds like a You problem pal
>>82913714
I LOVE YOU /SUG/
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>82913714
furrbidden love
>>82913893
Well I don't love you.
Fuck off.
>>82913893
>>82913837
>Do you guys think Peridot will get her limb enhancers back before season 5?
I hope so.
>>82913954
Don't post porn artist here, anon. This is a Christian image board.
>>82913954
Aieeee why can't I stop thinkin about titties today
>>82913896
>Kanaya
>>82913837
get them back? probably not
but she will definitely get new ones I think
>>82913954
I want to touch Garnet's garnets
>>82913837
I hope not. She would no doubt return to her traitorous ways.
I miss Akom, they made mistakes but at least they were fluid and were alright on SU.
>>82914068
She's too busy gargling steven's balls to do that
>>82914023
what is this
>>82914176
You wait and see, my dude. This long con will rear it's head any episode now.
I wonder if they are ever going to revisit Connie's training?
>>82914201
homosuck
>>82914023
Don't do this to me
>>82913896
pearl's sash isn't a bow, why do people not get this reeeeee etc
Would Peridot taste like green apple or lime?
>>82914023
She looks more like Pearl, then again Lapis basically looks exactly like Pearl too.
>>82914238
great now I'm gonna spend half the night figuring out what Jasper, Peridot, and Lapis would be
>>82914227
idk but I hope so. I like action Connie.
>>82914294
She tastes like hard-light
>>82914294
Angry little slice of key-lime pie
>>82914294
bitch tastes like rotten doritos at best
>>82914294
taste like limestone
>>82914294
Green apple with a hint of honey.
>>82914316
Lapis is definitively the space player, perhaps a mage of space
>>82914227
those are some really good feet
not even footfagging they're just nicely done
>>82914273
Baka gaijin don't know about obi.
>>82914395
it was drawn by one of the artists on little witch academia
>>82914386
No way, it's gotta be Peridot
She's a perfect fit for a nerd-ass green-theme meticulous frog breeding midget
>no this is homosomo
>>82913837
i guess. the fact that i swing both ways may have something to do too.
>>82913874
is just an opinion, i don't hate anyone as i said, but is unrealistic to think you have to like everyone
>>82914238
Lapis would be a derse dreamer, right? What do you think Jasper would be
>>82914447
Trigger guest board episode when
>>82914513
Connie being a light player really fits desu
>>82914531
Only Pearl could make snot look cute
>>82914513
Prospit. You always have to slot at least one of the expected fits to the opposite. Just imagine her in the gold PJs.
>>82914386
I'd say Peridot fits Space better, perhaps as a Sylph? She could just as easily be a Sylph of Mind though.
Jasper is something Rage related, either a Knight or Prince.
Lapis fits a Bard, given she can go great good or screw everything up with her powers in the show and seems a bit up and down emotionally speaking. Perhaps a Bard of Wind? Purely due to it being the closest aspect to water and all the relations withfreedom.
>>82913954
Homeshit leave
>>82914615
>Lapis with the Godtier Bard outfit
OH YES
>>82914531
I rather have this (first 2).
>>82914453
Nah, it makes more sense having here as a life player like here >>82914513
Also I feel like Garnet should be a derse dreamer and pearl should be a prospit one.
>>82914615
*Seer even.
>>82914638
The comic is over, it can't hurt you anymore, and we have a new episode literally today. Chill. Have a beer, sit back, and just let your anus slowly, gently unpucker.
>>82914531
>yfw Garnet's Universe 2
>>82914531
>Trigger guest board episode when
Pretty sure I'd masturbate for a good solid week
>>82914238
I wonder if he's actually watched the show, he could stand to see how actual professionals succeed and get shit done in the real world of content creation, he might learn something
>>82914677
well what else could it be?
I don't see a canon episode being made by trigger, it would be a semi canon one like GU or the Uncle Grandpa one
don't know if this has been posted yet but i would suck on each and every orifice of happyds' body for a chance of having an ounce of his ability to draw women
>>82914294
I want Amethyst to lick me like that
>>82914737
Speaking of which, I suppose the odds of another SU UG crossover ep are pretty slim now with Uncle Grandpa coming to a close.
BLUE GEM
W H E N
>>82914862
Now.
POIL
>>82914926
PAHL HOW COULD YOU
Non romantic cuddles
>>82914739
I might do that anyway
>>82914862
WINGS!
>>82914821
yes well hopefully they won't try to give us a PPG cross over or something other terrible shit
I will let UG pass because I'm fine with the idea of UG being a Batmite like character but most other things will just fall flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THduWvlKZAI
Old but gold.
>>82914987
who needs shipping when we have way cuter platonic relationships
>>82915033
It's great
>>82914987
>>82915035
EWw what's all over his gem
>>82914862
T O M O R R O W
>>82914987
>>82915035
We ship Steven for the hugs anyways, not the fugs.
