roxy thread
post in this thread about roxy
>>82896989
>>82896775
I agree.
>>82896989
Aw yiss
This is a good thread.
>>82897003
>>82896989
I don't have any good Roxy pictures, mind helping me out?
>>82897069
So glad this is still getting posted
>>82897096
>Jade: thanks, mom
>>82897070
You're certainly in the right place.
Oh yeah. They were friends.
Right.
>>82897122
She'd be in a sister inlaw, not a mom
>>82897173
this is some nice fan art
>>82897185
no they weren't
I'm glad we can still have threads about best girl.
John/Aradia is the superior ship.
Also why the fuck didn't we see Game Over Karkat trying to reunite with (Terezi)? Is he busy fucking Aranea in the magma jacuzzi?
Can someone do a edit of those MomDad panels where they're in the castle on a date but with JohnRoxy?
Or do they not work because Mom/Roxy would be drinking
>>82897186
She's Dave's mother, that makes Jade her daughter-in-law
>>82897245
i respect your opinion but i think there are VASTLY superior choices for aradia
Say, pardon me, but can you help a fellow Alternian who"s down on his luck?
>>82896989
i really love art with flat simple colours like this. it does more for me than gradients and shadows and shit
Eridan is a superior wizard/witch compared to Rose
She wouldn't stand a chance
>>82897230
Not their fault the comic sucks at showing relationships!
>>82897266
She could be drinking tea. or coffee.
>>82897253
This artstyle is super cute
>>82897130
>RoxyxKarkat
Woulda shot puppies for that to have happened
if roxy is so good, why is rose so awful?
>>82897380
>>82897185
Roxy and Jade will probably be closer friends
>>82897401
obligatory meme response
>>82897217
>Roxy's crazed, intense, fluorescent-pink eyes
19 boners
>>82897396
Karkat/Kanaya/Rose is fine too.
>>82897422
:V
Stop image dumping
![00838[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cVll4IL.gif "00838[1].gif")
Why did Rose and Jade hardly ever interact?
>>82897447
No I don't want Karkat to fuck the hot pocket orb and his troll not-sister
I want him to be getting his world rocked by the nice girl with a personality
>>82897481
andrew is a bad character writer
>>82897481
Hussie hates the way their text colors look together.
>>82897481
Hussie is a very poor writer. He avoids everything that could take effort.
>>82897481
i didnt think they were that close
>>82897541
I would have dug some genuine antagonism between those two even just as a cat/dog joke, but that'd require Hussie to have skill writing anything that isn't meme trash and people droning on about their disastrous relationships
>>82897537
>He avoids everything that could take effort.
i know this is 4chan were people say bad things about people but you best be fuckin memeing right now
>>82897620
I mean in his writing characters.
Plus, if you want to open that can of worms, yeah, he DID start to avoid everything that could take effort as he farmed out more and more of the comic and his drawing skills began to massively degenerate.
>>82897607
Excuse you this is a Roxy thread not a garbage pairing thread.
Stop image dumping! It burns through threads faster. You don't even have a very good roxy collection
>>82897680
>Grimbark Jade didn't just flip her lid and bite on Rose's throat and rip her around like a misbehaving snausage for being such a creepy stupid maladjusted asshole
>>82897712
theres a bunch of people posting roxys. i was the op and ive only done like 4
>no pictures of Roxy corrupting John
For shame.
>>82897828
God dammit I don't need this boner right now
Is there a Roxy edit of
>>82897422
If not: why?
I need more of Dave like this.
>>82897908
Because Roxy is cool, and smart, and better than her monstrous failure of a daughter.
>>82897670
i dont think his character writing is great at all, but in fact i think that all the weak relationship drama in act 6 was him actively trying to learn to write it rather than any kind of laziness. the idea of even suggesting andrew hussie is lazy given the sheer amount of envelope-pushing material he pumped out for four straight years without a single break kind of blows my mind. thinking about the amount of work he put into this shit makes me feel physically sick
>>82897958
>thinking about the amount of work he put into this shit makes me feel physically sick
and it all amounted to jack shit that'll burn up with the rest of the internet's many failures
nice work hussie
>>82898039
the wheel of time turns
>>82898040
i just want to slap her cute butt...
>>82897913
Is this something smartass brothers often do? Dress up like their sisters to wig them out? I hope so.
>>82897958
At this point the main purpose of these threads for most people is to just come up with the most outlandish criticisms of Hussie and Homestuck possible.
Nothing to do but laugh at all of it.
>>82898156
I'm pretty sure John would beat you to death with his own fists if you did that.
>>82898156
Get in line.
>>82898205
memes
>>82898205
memes
>>82898205
I love rose.
>>82898205
Plenty of people have disliked Rose since Act 5. She's always been a really uneven and often terribly dull character after she stopped doing anything stupid or interesting.
She's also just kind of genuinely unlikeable. She is not a pleasant person.
>>82898205
We don't, but in a lot of ways she's inherently funny to pick on.
Honestly I think Rose is one of the coolest characters.
>>82898205
we only bully her because she can take it
Explain why the Captors are the best trolls in 50 words or less.
>>82898312
sollux is a parody of 4chan and mituna is a parody of a parody of 4chan
>>82898312
Two dicks, semi-interesting characters, and not too annoying.
>>82898319
i want to dip my fingers in roxys cream
>>82898312
he has all the best aradia sex stories
>>82898338
Sollux wasn't a parody of 4chan. He's was just the grumpy techie friend. Not every technophile and coder is 4chan.
>>82898312
that one screencap with "PASS MINDHONEY ON MY ANUS CUZ I'M FEELING IT" defines sollux for me now
>>82898421
>>82898396
TA: wh0 w0uld have th0ught l0sing y0ur fr0nt teeth w0uld make y0u s0 g00d at sucking bulge
AA: 0u0
>>82898312
DREAMS DON'T DIE!
>>82898495
aradia has an oven......
>>82898431
sollux is 4chan as fuck. his bitter whinging and simultaneous self-aggrandisement and self-hatred is the truest depiction of 4chan's community i've ever seen. mituna is just sollux taken to the extreme to play on less subtle 4chan stereotypes.
>>82898547
an industrial size oven
the kind they burned the jews in
>>82898434
This one?
>>82898569
I guess you have a point. I always felt that Sollux was supposed to be a sort of avatar for hussie himself, which makes sense since old hussie would have fit in very well here.
>>82898663
What compelled Hussie to draw this image?
All new Roxykitten pic from the other place. Features Joey!
>>82898779
>Roxy's face
Did Dan Paladin draw this?
>>82898735
he loves niggers
>>82898663
it might be chance but i doubt it. i didnt see it until i got to mituna. i was thinking this fuck is funny but not realllly 4chan when i realised his counterpart already fitted the site perfectly. he even lusts after the anime waifu just like hussie knew we would
>>82898807
Can't tell if tranny or musclegirl
![00040[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/aBeL7EK.gif "00040[1].gif")
>>82898735
Presumably his love for niggers.
>>82898878
Why did Andrew whitewash Lil Cal in Homestuck? Why does he support PoC erasure?
>>82898663
this picture tells a fucking story
>>82898917
are you blind or can you not see that lil cal is already white in that picture
DID SOMEONE ORDER SOME FUCKING CANCER?
>>82898857
>>82898779
>roxykitten just loses it around candy
>>82898319
This image just reminded of that one trickster John/Roxy smutfic where Roxy lactates strawberry milk.hotter than it had any right to be
>>82899085
Throw it at the wall
>>82899085
if you meaning 'fucking cancer' in the same sense as 'rubbing alcohol' then yes, i did
>>82899134
i just read that today by some chance while lookin for john/roxy/terezi and it was fuckin good
but seriously wheres the john/roxy/terezi threesome fics at boys
>>82899092
They say a roxykitten can consume a whole arm
>>82899134
>>82899207
Link please?
>>82899357
I got caught up in metaconquest sorry
>>82898807
Looks like a part 2 Jojo
>>82899368
please friend i got the craving
>>82899368
are you still working on John/Roxy/Terexi?
>>82899357
Holy shit are you serious mods?
>>82898854
Muscle
>>82899488
>>82899487
Alright I'll work Jorezi Park then
>>82899522
It's a davekat janitor in these threads. He's so paranoid he deletes any links or anything that doesn't look like fanart or is making fun of things he doesn't like. He's literally the worst janitor on 4chan and /qa/ is FILLED with threads about him.
>>82899465
What would the kids' stands be?
>>82899522
Guess that archive is no bueno to post anymore?
Or maybe the image was too much. I admit, there was a lot of cancer in that fic description.
>>82899694
Nah, hotpockets is just salty and not very smart.
>>82899679
>>82899723
>the janitor thinks we're all secretly making fun of him with the rose hotpockets posts so he gets salty and deletes the content he doesn't like
Oh god it all makes sense now
>>82899776
JANITOR ANGRY
JANITOR WANT CHILDREN
>>82899723
Eh, doesn't bother me. It's not like the strawberry milk lactation fic dissipated, it's still there.
>>82899556
You're a good soul. Godspeed
>>82899661
>>82899723
It's funny but consistent. Try posting those davekat flipout tumblr pictures
>>82899679
John 「The Wind is Pushing Me」
Rose 「Blinded by the Light 」
Jade 「Who Let the Dogs Out 」
>>82899860
>Jade 「All That She Wants Is Another Baby 」
Fixed
Can anyone draw me some kiwi death with karkat the weenie crying over it?
>>82899860
i'll assume you left out dave since his is obviously 「Drop It Like It's Hot」
>>82899556
youre a good man
>>82899860
Eridan 「 I Want To Be Your Lady Baby 」
>>82899914
dude I get its a joke with you and Angel but try not to drag it out too much
>>82899914
What the fuck do you have against the kiwi man
>>82897696
>>82897680
>>82897664
I don't know what's more out of character, the insinuation that jade and rose would hang out or the insinuation that either gives a flip about prospit and derse
>>82899914
why
what did the kiwi do to you
jake: 「My Baby Shot Me Down」
>>82900001
Jade seemed pretty attached to Prospit. Rose and Derse, not so much.
>>82900001
It's weird that Jade didn't seem to care that much since she was raised by Prospitians for a good deal of her life.
>>82899914
I'm a major karcuck poster but you don't touch the kiwi Loki, cut it out.
>>82897680
this comic needs more of Jade's casual racism
>>82900028
Rose wouldn't be concerned with the trivial lives of game constructs
>>82900028
Jade was so sad at the deaths of all those white people
>>82899965
good jokes never die
>>82899965
>>82899968
>>82900005
>>82900047
You seemed to have touched a nerve, Loki
>>82899289
Scratchy_Acid is the author. He has accounts in both archiveofourown and fanfiction.net
I can't get you the link right now. Didn't read the fic cause im not into lactation kink, but most of his fics are good
this could be highly upsetting to some
>>82900097
lokis a fuckin piece of shit
>>82900159
3/5 ain't bad
>>82900043
i didnt think about that until you said it. prospit was her childhood, wasn't it? huh.
>>82900159
> everything about this picture
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82899968
>>82900005Angel underpriced a friend's commission as a joke to spite me and now she has to pay with her dear kiwi's life
>>82900087
thank you
>>82900159
those are some Fuckin Controversial Ships right there!
What's the best ship in Homestuck and why is it Roxygen?
>>82900195
I guess you could explain it with technically her dreamself being raised by them, and dreamself I think were said to be a lot more aloof and easily distracted?
>>82900231
ULTIMATE
S
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>>82900228
Who the fuck is Gen?
>>82899085
THAT'S SCORPIO
What pleasant colors.
>>82900255
The pumpkin.
>>82900159
Wouldn't be my choices, but my jimmies remain unrustled.comes with being kidpile/poly shippertrash
>>82900255
oxygen=John, heir of breath, that + Roxy = Roxygen. Ship names dude. Ship names
>>82900205
but look how good it turned out
this is like the sexiest sandwich ive ever drawn
>>82900255
it's reddit's name for joxy
>>82900305
who came in my sandwich
>>82900296
I'm fine with the first three but the scourge sisters are horribly mismatched
>>82900231
her dream self was certainly not cheerful when she came back
>>82900305
i've seen many impressively-drawn slabs of meat and this ranks among them
nice texture work there
>>82900305
You were paid. To draw a sandwich.
Nice plate though! Cool rendering, especially the reflective shine.
>>82900305
unh~
>>82900337
fuck, i just remembered what a piece of shit jadesprite was
>>82900333
Don't disagree with that. Unfortunately John only had one shirt, so the Scourges had to make do with whatever shit they found lying around.
>>82900221
Maybe the last two but who the fuck hates on the first three?
>>82900401
thats the jade who lived to the end, too...
>>82900441
nah, real jade consumed her when she took over
not that that produced a less bad character
Good Night.
>>82900441
Only part of her
>>82900403
if your housemate has a foursome with three hot girls and then gives them your shirts to wear afterwards pre-shower did you get cucked
>>82900528
I was happy a minute ago you bastard
>>82899085
>>82900498
more like they combined i guess. the original jade did actually die though
I am gonna conquer the fuck outta this universe
>>82900427
JohnRose got pushed into the dirt where it belongs long ago.
>>82900653
Vriskan is an alright ship but have you considered vriska xnobody, since nobody deserves to put up with her?
>>82900575
Depends on how hard you were macking on those girls pre-fourway.
Also, my god, a John/Rose/Vriska/Terezi fourway is a good image.
>>82900151
I've read most of these, and I didn't know they were all by the same person. They all come across like they are written by a virgin 15 year old guy.
>Roxy with her mask on her tits,fingers on nips
WIP from this request last night, messed with the pose a little
>>82900701
it must be lonely for her, knowing that nobody can possibly be good enough for the heroine who singlehandedly fixed the timeline, defeated lord english, and saved everybody
>>82900701
vriska/rose
>>82900790
nice phone
>>82900790
>roxy using her mask as a bra
that's a pretty hot idea actually.
>>82900707
you werent even macking on them you just walk into the kitchen for breakfast one morning and theres three sweaty post-orgasmic babes at the table eating your cereal and wearing your work shirts and your jammy housemate gives you a wink
>>82900795
isit bad that i legitimately feel bad for her
>>82900790
naw the eye holes should be over the nipples thats why the fingers are required
>>82900898
Yes, but the concern has some validation in that her terrible behaviour is now somewhat justified given the positive ends it resulted in. Thus she won't change her ways and will continue on, miserable inside, despite being queen bitch the mighty on the outside. It's pitiable if anything.
>>82900898
kind of, especially since we don't even know if she survived, or if not, if there's still an afterlife for her to exist in
also because she a bitch
>>82900943
I know, I twisted it around so the tie is on the front instead, otherwise how would she hold her phone to take a pic?
>>82900294
lol
>>82900998
the hand holding the phone has just the pinkie covering the nipple on that side.
>>82900898
Why would you feel bad for a Mary Sue
>>82900600
>and that's how Karkat was mindcontrolled into digging the kiwi grave and eating the rotten corpse of his friend>again
>>82900973
reminds me of someone i know and their life is absolute trash despite appearances
>>82900998
ur the artist u work it out kid
>>82901051
Why are you guys so mean to Light players all the time?
>>82901066
Yup, shit happens like that. The big problem is people get so prideful that they aren't willing to admit weakness, thus they wallow in melancholy.
>>82901161
cuz they're shit
light is the aspect of hubris infected cunts
>>82898247
woah, I would murder someone for a hoodie like that.
>>82901161
rose is dumb
vriska is shit
aranea is THICC
>>82901161
they are fuckawful like blood players
>>82897253
>>82897380
>>82897403
Reverse Image gives me nothing. Is the artist's name nobody-L, nobody-i or nobody-1?
>>82901239
Rose is smart.
Vriska is cool.
Aranea told good stories.
I like light players.
>>82901346
It's somebody-1.tumblr
Vriska is cool.
Does the stuff Loki does for requests get posted elsewhere?
>>82901648
WEENIE
>>82901597
thighders exposition dumps are some of the worst in the story
and that's no easy feat
>>82901677
She's hot though. ;(
>>82901610
god, that layout is awful.
art is super cute, though.
>>82901677
wrong she is cute and i like lore id rather hear it from her than huss or scratch
>>82900600
You're a fucking hero, anon.
>How to use retcon powers correctly
>Vriska disappears in a puff of causality
>homestuck_fixed.jpg
Tell me about Bowman, why does he write the songs?
